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@ Debosky,

Why are u such an anus?
I said Tottenham will be lurking around the top 6 region . . . . .It means lurking around the neighbourhood of the top 6 teams.
Why am i surprised u are dyslexic . . . . .Loyika suffers from Amnesia, Wenger suffers from a kidney problem.
Its a well established fact that GAYnners suffer from one ailment or the other.

Back to footie . . . . .
There's no way Kaka will not flourish in England.
He is made for this kinda league and he wont be playing under Jose Mourinho.
Enough said . . . . . .Not everyone will be like MISFIRING EDUARDO.
Da Silva does not even make Arsenal's bench on matchdays . . . .What a waste of money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

5 points is nothing.
On MATCH DAY 4 . . . . . .The gap between Man Utd and Arsenal was a massive 5 points with Arsenal having a game in hand.
Fast forward to MATCHDAY 13 . . . . .The story has changed . . . , we are tied on points.
Are u this myopic? There are still 25 games to play . . . . . .a massive 75 points available for anyone willing to take it.

This talk about rubbing on chesticles is becoming boring.
C'mon GAYNNER . . . . . . .U can do better than that . . . .come up with a better defense.
Arsenal will not be handed the title for topping the league from August till November . . . .they will be handed the title if they are on top by MAY 2008.
The earlier u realise that . . . . .the better for everyone.
While u are still pondering on it . . . . . . .Get urself a KY jelly and shove ur tiny slinky in Debosky's slim anus.

@ Loyika,

Are u suffering from selective AMNESIA?
This time last season when u were locked on the 10th spot. . . . . . .were u silent?
Bloody Hell. . . . . . .why are these GAYnners so narrow-minded?
Only a fool will write Chelsea off at this stage . . . . . .
The league table will take a proper shape in January . . . .the league is STILL embroynic.

P.S. The last time i checked, Tottenham has climbed to 14th on the table.
Anutha 3 victories on the bounce will see them knocking around the top 6.
I have a feeling Tottenham and Arsenal might still drag the 4th position come March!!!!!!!!
Gosh . . . . . . .I can't wait to see Loyika scream MURDER SHE WROTE like Chakademus & Pliers.

@ Razorr,

I concur . . . .
If Anderson, Hargreaves and Nani can deliver at Man Utd . . . . .I see no reason why Kaka will not follow suit.
He is more like an European player than the salsa kinda player like Ronaldinho and Robinho.
Kaka in a BLUE SHIRT pairing with Drogba will be FIRE . . . . . . .Thank God we have beaten Chelsea already.

Razorr:
Trebosky, I know you're a GAYnner and all, but please STOP TALKING OUT OF YOUR ANUS!!!!!

Why are u flogging a dead horse?
Have u ever met any GAYNNER that doesn't talk thru his anus?
ARSEnal and ANUS have loads in common so dont belabour the obvious.
Check debosky's profile and compare his nose with Wenger's nose
Tell me there is no similarity between the bridges of their anal-smelling nostrils . . . .

debosky:
During halftime in the Arsenal game, they kept showing how Ronaldo disgraced Cashley in that OT match and made him sit on his butt , those BPL guys must've shown the move like 10 times, they even made an animation of it to rub it in well

Whose shirt was Cashley wearing when Ronaldo disgraced him?
Was he wearing Arsenal's football shirt or Chelsea's?
Arsenal back on top and reh reh reh . . . . . . . .Bleep this international break!!!!!!!!!!! Dayyyyyyyyum!
Anyways . . . . .United will chase u back to WenGAY's slim anus(thats where all Arsenal fans came from)!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Keep ya fingers crossed but Roman is splashing in January.
The gist is flying around the city.

I dont know why you peops dont have any faith in Avram.
7 weeks ago, he was written off even before he played his 1st game but look at the turn around.
He whupped Middlesboro away . . . . . .something Jose Mourinho never achieved in his 3-year-reign at Chelsea.
Grant also took Chelsea to Mestella stadium and nicked all the 3 points . . . .He has turned Chelsea's fortunes around.
The only snag is the recurring injury list . . . . .Cech, Carvalho, Terry and Carvalho will always be missed . . . . . .
Jose Mourinho wouldn't have coped without them so give Mr Grant a break.

@ Akolawole,

Most of em would have cussed me out!!!!!!!
Honestly, i find it kinda bizzare when GAYnners say their team is young this young that.
Hell . . . . .Lehmann is 38(he should the oldest goalie in the Prem)
The African lads @ Arsenal all lied about their ages. . . . . .How can Adebayor be 23?
Kolo Toure 26? C'mon. . . . . . . . . . .Its a farce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lay off Avram Grant.
He has been able to stabilise Chelsea team . . . .Ignore last weekend's result.
Why should Grant take the blame when Drogba was so poor in front of goal?
If Drogba had taken all his clear chances, Chelsea would have been home n dry before Cahill struck.
Lets call a spade what it is . . . . . . . .Jose Mourinho wouldnt have done better given the circumstances.

Have u heard Chelsea is buying SEVEN PLAYERS in January?
The title race is far from over . . . . . .I heard Roman is splashing soon so get ready to see some world class players soon.
Most of your under-performing players are going out on loan . . . . . .
I will keep y'all posted as soon as i have the list from Stamford Bridge.
Grant should just do me a favour: Finish above Arsenal this season.

@ Akolawole,

They can say what they like but thats the basic fact.
Arsenal's squad is not as young as people make em to be . . . . .
The term "young gunners" is so deceptive . . . . .football fans should be stopped using the term.

@ Loyika,

You are not serious!!!!!!!!!
We are on your asses and trust Ferguson to always get one over Wenger.
I just love the position we are in . . . . . Its up to the GAYnners to prove they can lock down the top spot till May 2008.
This time last season . . . . . United was about 15 points ahead of Arsenal . . . . This season, we are neck on neck . . .
United will always challenge . . . . . WE ARE THE BEST IN THE LAND.

The bookies have said they would stop taking bets on Man Utd winning the title as from next month.
Latest title odds . . . .
Man Utd 11/10
Arsenal  15/8
The odds keep changing and favouring Man Utd every week.
Can Arsenal match MAN UTD with this "who blinks first" game?
The way FERGUSON's boys have closed the gap in the last 4 weeks only shows CLASS.
MAN UTD all the way.

As Wendy Rene sang on LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN. . . . . ."After laughter, comes tearzzzzzzz . . . . . . ."
Gaynners will be CRYING again by May 2008 while Ryan Giggs will be winning his 10th Premiership title.

@ Akola,

Where have u been?
Welcome back.

@ tkb417,

Whats your prediction for England?
Are they qualifying or not?
I just have this feeling there is going to be a big twist somewhere.

@ J-K,

Such is the quality of the present squad that i have completely forgotten about Paul Scholes and JS Park.
The strength of a squad is measured by the quality of the bench . . . .
It leaves the most passive fan in awe when u see the likes of Saha, Carrick, Anderson, Neville and Fletcher on the bench!!!!!!!!
I just hope they gel quickly and win titles like the 1999 squad . . . . .

@ Cougar,

SAF said this is the best SQUAD he has ever had because of the options he now has at his disposal.
He didn't say this is the best TEAM as that is yet to be proven.
With everyone fit the back-up Man Utd have is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot remember Man Utd ever having as much quality in reserve, so yes i would have to agree with SAF.

Fergie did say strongest squad not best team!!!
He's completely right if we're talking about the squad- this is the strongest without a doubt!
I can't believe we have been without Scholesy in the last few weeks & still played fantastic. . . .
How many times in the past have we been able to do that without the quality of a player like Scholes? Not often!!!!!!!
The squad will even be stronger in January when JS Park, Ben Foster and Gary Neville return back to the squad.

Anutha waste of bandwidth!!!!!!!!!!
This Arrow is so dumb she had to post the same shit TWICE.
You are so moronic u make an idiot look so intelligent.

You are quite right . . . . .You cannot be my bitch. You wont even qualify to be ma house-maid!!!!!!!
Lemme break u something proper . . . . .I don't associate with razz chics.
First all . . . . You can neither read nor write . . .Besides, you have to be the dumbest nymphet on this forum.
Stop telling people i hate u . . . . . I don't even know u from Adam . .
It just doesnt matter to me whether u are living or dead . . . .You are too insignificant to be noticed.

I quite understand your frustrations and your pent-up anger.
Gaynners like Loyika, MC Omo, Debosky, Lordi, A-40 and Vieira can relate to Man Utd fans but idiots like u don't have such luxury.
The truth is. . . .we can tolerate gooners that have got good heads on their shoulders but we wont join issues with muppets like u.
Get a grip of yourself and find somewhere else on the forum to bond . . . . . , Your rants are not appreciated here. Try your muppet pals.

P.S. Let us know the outcome of your forth-coming psychiatric assessment.

@ Razorr,

England's problem is not manager-made.
The problem is the mdeia and the hype surrounding the 3 LIONS.
You should see their camp today. . . . . . .
While Croatia and other countries are working out/plotting how to win their games . . . .Gerrard was signing loads of autographs.
Posing for the camera with kids and loads of charity shit . . . . .that is the ugly-headed hydra killing ENGLAND.
McClaren can take England to a greater height but this media hype must be dealt with.


Dont mind debosky and his frustrations.
He is jealous of Lordi . . . . . thats the simple truth.
Debosky talks more off-topic than anyone else with his heresies but now he is complaining on Man Utd's thread.
Isnt that VOYEURISM at the highest level? Going to someone else's crib to complain that the housewife wears green thongs on sundays.
Lets face it . . .Debosky is a pussy. . . .I am yet to determine if he is the wrinkled one or the normal one.

Thats some serious shit.
I wish him soonest recovery.
Blue balls can sometimes be a pain in the neck.
Meanwhile. . . . . . .take Lordi back now . . . .He has suffered so much in your hands.


Meanwhile . . . . .something just crept on me mind.
I kept wondering why Arsenal's game was moved to monday. . . . . . .
Everton played in Europe(UEFA cup) on thursday and the FA still let em play on sunday.
Meanwhile . . . .Reading has no european cup duties and Arsenal played on wednesday so why the long break to play in the Prem?

Well . . . .the simple answer is  . . . . .The FA wanted English players to report to camp immediately.
Arsenal/Reading with no credible English player in their ranks have no right playing during the weekend.
The FA doesnt give a rat about em so their game was moved to monday while the likes of Rio, Lampard and Gerrard are now training with McClaren.

@ Rikkyjen,

The Arrow needs to be told she is a cretin.
I was just doing ma duties to keep this place clean.
Have u got problems with that?

@ Razorr,

Aiiight . . . .Now it evens up!!!!!!!!!!
I am yet to see anyone as worthless as Jeje . . .
Gosh. . . . . . .Is she really a princess? Is her Dad the king of Lagos?
Whats the royalty kizzack about?

Anyways . . . . . .whats cracking tonight?
Lordi told me u guys are hitting the clubs tonight?
This your love affair with Lordi is fucking brilliant.
P.S. . . . . . .do u still give him some of your breast milk?

@ Razorr,

So u hate Loyika this much?
Loyika's willy wont feel shit . . . . Jeje's coochie can be likened to putting a sausage in a big water tank.
Her coochie has lost its elasticity . . . . . .What do u expect? She takes horse's willys . . . .sometimes 2 horses shag Jeje.
One in the coochie . . . . .one in her wide anus!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading might nick points off Arsenal.
Those twats can be stubborn at times plus they don't give up easily.
Lets see what pans out though . . . . .It should be interesting to watch.
Meanwhile. . . . . .ignore this person . . . . .she loves the attention.
Maybe u should be CHARITABLE . . .Please take a picture with her. 

@ tkb417,

Razorr is ma VIP guest here. . . . .
Dont get it twisted. . . . . .Loyika, Kit, A-40, Lordi etc post more on this thread than anywhere else.
This is the only thread on this forum where there are no muppetz/retardz . . . . .
We can't sue this good people for coming here . . . .
The only snag about this is . . . . it allows idiots to creep in as well especially this female slowpoke(JEJE) displaying her stupidity without care.
Maybe we should embark on strict immigration rules . . . . .Evaluate people's IQ before allowing them to post here.

@ Razorr,

Ya info is wrong.
She was after ma dog's cock.
I am too classy to be with a nymphet like Jeje . . . . . .I wont be found dead talking to her on the street.

Meanwhile . . . Its true she is no lez . . . . .she's into bestiality . . . .
Jeje bleeps dogs, donkeys,horses and sometimes gorillas.
She's mentally deranged.

Back to footie . . . .
I will skin Loyika alive tomorrow.
He should fast and pray Arsenal wins 5-0 tonight . . . . .
I cant wait to see the game . . . .Letz see how Nicky Hunt and Shorey will deal with Gallas and Toure.


@ RUUDIE,

We are celebrating United's pole position.
Nothing to worry about here . . . .You are still a celeb.

@ Razorr,

Good observation but there is more to Jeje's low level of intelligence . . . . .

Jeje was born FEET FIRST.
Her head spent more time in her momma's pussy than usual.
The size of her head was an obstacle . . . . . .I heard her shape is like a lollipop . . . . big head  . .slim body like a SPERMATOZOA.
It took hours before the doctor could force her out so her brains got cooked while they were at it.
The optimum temperature of her fragile brain at day-birth went below room temperature thus causing a brain freeze!!!!!!!!!

This abnormal delivery caused extensive damage to her causing a high degree of psychosis.
Rational thinking and reasoning can never be achieved with her. Can't u notice she cannot even use simple tabs like italics and bold buttons?
She is a cretin . . . . .make no bones about that and this is not a laughing matter . . . .her issues should be taken seriously.
Why should we laugh about someone else's disability?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .The only thing laughable about this is why she has to be GAYnner.
Maybe I-man is right . . . . .It is very true that there is no intelligent GAYNNER but then Loyika, Kit and A-40 have defied that logic.
Life is a bitch.

@ Loyika,

We shall see tomorrow.
Make sure u win or don't come back here.
While u are it . . . . .remember 1-0 is not good enough.
Reading might surprise u gays tonight.

@ Razorr,

Red-headed lizard? U mean that lizard that does press-ups in the sun?
Whats that called again?
Lets ask I-man . . . . . . . .he seems to be the best in biological issues like this.
Jackal is a techie . . . .ask me bits about hardware and software . . . .GUNS.  . . . . .CASH . . . BLINGS  . . . .GADGETS.


@ I-man,

Over to u . . . .

@ Razorr,

Honestly, women on this thread should have an assembly where u teach people to write properly.
Why can't u just take this nairaland's nymphet somewhere or keep her segregated from the intellects.
She cannot write well to save her momma's life in ICU.
Gosh . . . . . . .Maybe i will have to kill her off myself.


P.S. The Father of a man servant is a DAD SERVANT.

@ Razorr,

You might need a gun for that house-fly . . . . .
Insecticide might not do . . . . .I can lend u my DESERT EAGLE for $500 a day.

@ Loyika,

So u agree Cristiano is a better player than Cesc whether Cesc wins the awards or not?
Well . . . . . . .there's no point arguing this further then.
I agree with u that if Arsenal wins. . . . . . Cesc will become the PFA player of the year.
Wazza-Tev-Ron might also claim the award if United retains their title . . . . . .Thats no rocket science . .everyone knows that.

@ tkb417,

Man Utd's match was kind of bizarre.
I expected the lads to score 4 goals especially after Dunn got sent off.
No disrespect to Blackburn . . . . . . .they gave a good account of themselves and were not played off the park.
Anderson, Tevez, Rio and Vidic were too awesome . . . . .Saha is a tad rusty but he has 2 weeks to improve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Are u feeling aiiiight?
I don't really fancy mentioning ma name in the same breath with some handles on this forum.
Darkness and light don't meet so please u might want to modify your schitzo . . . .
What am i saying . . . . . . .Please remove ma name immediately and address me directly(solo) . . . .

Back to footie . . . . .

Ronaldo has no assist?
What about Rooney's goal against the GAYnners . . . . . Andy Gray said there is a new commitee in the FA that deliberates on dubious goals.
I heard Rooney is insisting that goal was his . . . . .He made the runs . . .made the moves and got to the ball first.
Anyways . . . . . .The season is too early to be saying Ronaldo has not been performing.
He has played less games in the Prem . . . . . . He has a better goal ratio . . . .more shots on goal . . . . . and he offers something extra.
RONALDO is a gem.

@ Razorr,

What do u need an insecticide for?
I am a bit lost here . . . . .Fill me in.

@ Loyika,

Let us put PFA shit aside now . . . . .
Do u really believe Cesc Fabregas is a better player than Cristiano Ronaldo?
I mean . . . . . . .compare the 2 players in all-round ability . . . .who do u think edges it by a mile?

@ Loyika & I-man,

Why all these rants?
Cesc Vs Ronaldo should not even bring up this.
They are not in the same league as far as i am concerned so stop this fuckery.

@ A-40,

Stop acting like a ninny.
Its a long shot.

If Arsenal wins TREBLE and Cesc breaks his leg like Djibril Cisse that condemns him to the bench for 9 months . . .will he win the PFA?
Lets wait and see what pans out . . . . .The season is still very embryonic.

@ Loyika,

Zidane and Henry's comparison barely holds water.
Henry is a striker . . . . .Zizou is a midfielder.
Cesc and Fab are both midfielders . . . .SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?

Of course . . . .If Arsenal wins and Cesc continues with this performance . . . .he will clinch it.
If Sunderland wins also . . . . .Etuhu or Kewyn Jones will win the PFA. Theres no rocket science in that.
The $64,000 question is: Can Arsenal win the Premiership?

@ Razorr,

I just cant understand why people are so myopic.
Cesc Fabregas does not have a national team shirt in Spain.
Iniesta is better than Cesc in Spain . . . . . .Ronaldo represented Portugal at EURO 2004 at the age of 19.
Cesc has to convince Aragones that he is better than Xabi Alonso, Xavi of Barca and Iniesta before he can be mentioned as world class.

He has come of age no doubt but people shouldn't be too over-excited about this Fab.
Cesc plays in the middle of the pack . . . . .and he can control how the game goes for his team.
Ronaldo does not have that luxury . . . .He stays on the wing . . . Fabregas should be compared to peops like SCHOLES, GERRARD and LAMPARD.
Come to think of it . . .The names i have mentioned are even better than him . . Cesc needs 5-15 yrs consistent performance to come close.

@ Razorr,

Only the GAYnners think that way . . . . .Can u blame them?
Why do u think they are regarded as the moronic and the most idiotic set of fans?
How do u begin to compare Cesc to King Ronaldo?

Pace . . . . . . .Ronaldo will breeze past Cesc without breaking sweats.
Skills . . . . . . .Its no rocket science . . . . .Ronaldo can do 300 things with the ball. Cesc can't do shit.
Dribbles . . . . Ronaldo is the best. He has 2 great feet . . .He is the best winger on both sides of the pitch . . . his leg-overs are deadly.
Shotz . . . . . . Despite missing 3 games(RED CARD) in the Prem . . . .Ronaldo has the highest shotz on goal in the Premiership.(30 shots on target)
Aerial ability . . .  . .No single player is better than Ronaldo aerially . . . .The way he outjumped Christopher Samba yesterday was awesome!!!!!
Goal sense . . . . . . Ronaldo now has 6 goals in 9 starts in the Prem . . . . .Cesc has 6 goals in 12 starts . . . (They r both midfielders)!

Whats the basis for comparison here? Only a fool will even compare the 2 of them as they are not even in the same league.
Ronaldo has scored 8 goals in 11 EURO 2008 qualifying goals . . . . . .Cesc is yet to score any goal for Country.
Cristiano is the highest goal scorer in UEFA champions league . . . . .Cesc is one behind him unless u count the pre-qualifying games!!!!!!
Unfortunately, UEFA does not count that . . . . .so officially, Cesc has 3 goals in the group stages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T2:
Not exactly more goals. Arsenal just needs to have a two goal lead and they will be back on top, not because of alphabetical order but because they will have more overall goals scored, 26 vs 23.

They have to win the game . . . . . . .
If the match ends 10-10, Arsenal will sit on the 2nd spot.
Besides . . . .United's next run of games is pretty easy. . . .Bolton, Fulham and Derby County!!!!!
This is not ROCKET SCIENCE . . . . The title's pendulum swings towards Old Trafford.

END OF REGULAR TIME.

Man Utd on top again.
Arsenal has to score more tomorrow to stay on top.

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We should now batter em into submission now.
David Dunn was just a Arrow . . . . .He was on a yellow and he was still jumping around like a Arrow.
We should have em for dinner in few minutes.
Lets watch what APACHE will make outta this.

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1669847#msg1669847 date=1194796229]The boys should try and score more,we need to rev up the goal difference[/quote]Ferguson will be hammering on that.
Cristiano Ronaldo reeks of CLASS . . . . .
The way he scored from Giggsy's corner-kick was just amazing.

The next goal in this match is so important.
If Blckburn gets it . . . . .then this match might prove TOUGH.
If United clinches it . . . . .Then expect another 4-goal-drubbing.
We need the GD to get ahead of those GAYnners.