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RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE JUST A GENIUS.

2 GOALS IN 90 SECONDS.

Sippy cups?
Bad boys move in silence . . . . .Avoid sippy cups(Your drink could be spiked).
No Alize, Henney or Bubbly . . . . . . .
The Boss is asking u to take just WATER.
Dont drink/drive . . . .If u dont obey me . . . . .ASK Paris Hilton!!!!!

@ Islander,

99% overproof?
Breathalyzer will come handy on this one. . . . . . . . . .U cant fool that device.
Anyways, no alcopops, ecstasy pills or hash!!!!!!!!!!!
Go clean . . . .come clean and get PAID!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

That price is so astronomical!!!!!!!!!
Good luck to u anyways . . . . . . .

P.S. The Boss wont tolerate binge drinking.

@ Islander,

Plans changed.
U cannot be sacked.
I wired some funds into ur Swiss account last night.
Check your e-banking schitzo and get back to me.

@ Islander,

Just chilling like a villain.

Babyshower? Now thats what i am talking about.
Whatever u do . . . .don't take your gun there

@ Islander,

Just 5?
C'mon . . . . . .put more effort!!!!!!!
I do 20 a day . . .maybe u need to change your firepower.
DESERT EAGLE with hollow-tips is the best piece to kill!
Besides . . . . .while SNAKES die easily with minimum effort, ROACHES dont die easily.
Keep shooting!!!!!!

@ Gamine,

Keep ya head up.
Its only a matter of time now . . . . . .

@ Islander,

Ssup soldier?
Whats the head-count?
How many VERMINS have u laid to rest?

debosky:
Bendtner and Dudu really need to start scoring in the premiership, RVP has been sorely missed these past few weeks and Ade has had a mini drought for the past couple of games.

Yea right!!!!!!!!!!
As a matter of fact, Ade has not scored for 7 weeks . . . . . .He has failed to score in 8 games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If u take out the Derby game where he scored a hatrick against the weakest defence in the Premiership then he has just 3 goals including a pen.
Lets face it  . . . . . . . .Adebayor is a Arrow.
A fit MC Omo could have done better than Ade and if u cut out ur pussy-chase . . . .U are better off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Islander,

Eradicating snakes? Some good news at last.
The impression i had was u went on a maternity leave . . . .
Keep it up, soldier!!!!!! I can't stand those creatures that slither in the grass spineless as well.
They make me want to puke . . . . My advice: KILL EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can keep your job plus i am adding few couple of Gs to your wages.

P.S. Report to the office tomorrow by 0800hrs.

@ Debosky,

What are u doing here?

@ I-man,

U have not had a decent sleep all week so u aint clubbing tonight?
Stop those booty calls. . . . . . . . .I ma make sure i stop any chic going to ur neighbourhood.

@ Islander,

Just tah let u know that . . . .erm , erm, U HAVE BEEN SACKED.
Return the SUV with immediate effect.

@ A-40,

Okay!!!!!
Just make sure u win something with your foreign legion this season.
It could be catastrophic for Wenger if he doesn't win anything this season.

@ I-man,

Its friday!!!!!!!!!
Where is it going down tonight?
I am hitting the clubs(STEAMBAR or ESTABLISHMENT) . . . .what about u?

@ I-man,

Giggs actually impressed me against Arsenal.
He looked a bit sharper although he missed a glorious chance in the 1st half.
We should force an early goal on sunday . . . . .Once we score the 1st goal . . . . .everything will fall into place.


@ A-40,

Any player can be expensive and yet ineffective.
Shevchenko, Ballack and Reyes were expensive/ineffective but they aren't English.
Wenger should give English lads a chance . . . . .most of your foreign imports are flops as well.
How do u justify Song, Traore, Eduardo, Senderos and Cygan(though he has left)?

@ A-40,

Stop this beef!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not worth it at all.
Afterall . . . . . .You guys support Wenger's foreign policy.

@ I-man,

Saha and Tevez combo will be interesting to see.
I think Anderson should play to support em attacking-wise.
It should be interesting to see but i am sure Rooney should be fit after the international break.
4 weeks injury is actually 2 weeks . . . .

@ Debosky,

U must be high on reefers.
We have at least one English player in all the departments of the game.
Goalkeeper-Defence-Midfield-Attack.
We bought Tevez cos we already had ROONEY.
Is that hard to figure out?

Arsene can buy Agbonlahor.
Leroy Lita is better than Adebayor. Only a fool will argue this.
This is more than Wenger looking for quality.
It is a deliberate ploy for him to use his position as a manager to help his countrymen.
Lita, Ashton, Agbonlahor, Ashley Young will start ahead of many players at Arsenal so whats Wenger's excuse?

@ Debosky, Loyika and I-man,

You keep missing the points like free-throw shotz.
No one is saying ARSENAL SHOULD PLAY AN ALL ENGLISH SQUAD.
All we are saying is . . . . .Wenger should sign/develop at least 2-3 English players in their starting XI.
No one complained when they had Campbell and Cashley Cole.

Why are y'all shifting the post . . . . . . .
No quality in the English league . . . . .so does that mean Wenger SHOULD NOT HAVE AT LEAST ONE ENGLISH PLAYER in his starting XI?
Lets call a spade a spade . . . .Its not good enough!!! I dont care if he starts 8 foreign players but let him include 2-3 Englishmen. PERIOD!!!
Are y'all guys really this BLIND?

@ Loyika,

Now u have played into ma hands.
Arsene has spent 11 years @ Arsenal but George Graham is still better than Arsene.
Graham won everything . . . .He won the league, league cup, FA and won in Europe.
What has Wenger won apart from the league and FA cup? In 11 years . . . .The Carling cup and any European cup keeps evading him.
This Wenger must be a GENIUS . . . . . .

Back to the issue . . . . . .
United has more than enough English players in the squad so we can get any foreigner that pleases the Gaffer.
Ben Foster between the posts . . . .Neville, Rio, Simpson, Wes Brown in the defence.
Owen, Scholes, Carrick and Chris Eagles in the midfield.
Rooney, Campbell and Fabien Brandy in the attack . . . . . .What else do u need?
Man United can play an all English starting XI and this is the reason why some people say Fergie is racist.
Can Arsenal do the same?

You love shifting the post, don't cha?
Talking about Kroos, Merida and Bojan . . . . . .Did Wenger just join Arsenal?
What back up has he got when the 2004 INVINCINBLES all moved on? Nothing.
No English player in Arsenal's strarting XI is disgusting . . . . .no matter how u want to look at it.
Bayern, Barca, Real Madrid, AC Milan, Ajax, Porto etc all have local players in their starting XI no matter how few.
The best u can get at Arsenal is Walcott who cannot even make the bench at Man Utd . . . . .we all saw how he misfired on Wednesday.

Have u heard Wayne Rooney/Ferguson has been named Barclays player/manager of the month(october) respectively?
When was the last time an English player won this award at Arsenal?
Lemme conclude by saying this . . . . . . . . .Arsene Wenger has failed all and sundry in developing local talents.
Lets admit this . . He is not the best at doing this . . . He relies on other academies to develop players for him thus buying young foreign players.
1-3 local players in the last 11 years is disgraceful.
Wenger needs to buy IQ at Tescos.

@ Loyika,

At this junction, all i can say is you are a disgrace to all the Arsenal fans on this forum.
Since Wenger's arrival in 1996 . . . . . .Tottemham has changed their manager 11 times while Wenger has been on the job.
Whats the basis of comparison? You must value your club so low to be comparing with Tottenham.
Use Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea for comparison not Pompey or Tottenham . . . . .are u trying to shift the post?

Wenger's problem has degenerated from not having any player coming through the ranks to NOT having any English player in its starting XI.
His man management has deteriorated to the point that u need to start looking at the under 17 to find any English player @ Arsenal.
Its highly laughable especially with the way Arsenal fans celebrate this over-hyped French gay.
Do a head count of the players Ferguson has tutored from his academy and compare to Wenger's?

I don't even care if Wenger catches em young or not . . . . .no one bloody cares.
All we are saying here is . . . . . .Tell Wenger to play any 2-3 English players in his starting XI.
He can keep his foreign legion . . . . . .he must have a huge fixation for them even though they are crappy.
Someone mentioned Wenger doesnt have the spending power of Ferguson. Yea right!!!!!!
How much did he splash on Antonio Reyes in 2004?  20 million pounds went down the drain to get the Spaniard.
20 milla could have bought Wright-Phillips, Crouch, Lennon and Dean Ashton in 2004!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

How many goals has Traore scored this season?
Song, Denilson, Diaby, Senderos and Bendtner are just waste of valuable space at Arsenal.
All your points are not reason enough for Wenger not to sign few English players at Arsenal . . . .Please be realistic.
Players will get national call-ups when they play for big clubs.
Will Wes Brown get a national team shirt if he plays for Sunderland or Wigan?
Ashton will get a call from Steve McClaren if he plays for Arsenal . . . . . . . .there's no rocket science in that.
Walcott who never kicked a ball for Arsenal got his call when he joined the GAYnners . . . .What are his chances of making it at Southampton?
Please do the math!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Are u shitting me?
Arsene Wenger came into this country some 11 years ago . . . . . .
In this period, clubs like Chelsea were able to sign Lampard, Joe Cole, Wayne Bridge, Sidwell and Wright-Phillips!!!!!!!!!
Was Wenger blind to see these players then or what is your explanation?
Peter Crouch was a southampton player as at 2005 . . .  . . . In 2006, he played in the world cup!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Lennon was bought for just 1 milla pounds in 2005 from Leeds United . . . . . .In 2006, he also made the world cup squad.
Who would u rather have? Aaron Lennon or Eboue? Be honest for once and tell me the answer!!!!!!!!!!
There are more than enough quality players in England . . . . .maybe Wenger suffers from ASTIMAGTISM or CONJUCTIVITIS.
Dean Ashton is just 23 years and he is far far better than Emmanuel Adebayor or your misfiring Eduardo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlton Cole . . . . .Scott Parker . . . . James Milner are better than Song, Eboue, Traore, Diaby and Adebayor.

@ Loyika,

English players are excellent and thats why Liverpool, Chelsea and Man Utd have won trophies in the last 3 seasons.
What has Arsenal won with their foreign legion in the last 2 seasons? NOTHING.
Dont get it twisted . . .U have won nothing yet and being on top of the league now DOES NOT guarantee u the title.
Lets look at it critically . . . .Chelsea is nothing without Ashley Cole, Joe Cole, Terry and Lampard.
Man Utd is nothing without Rooney, Scholes, Rio and Neville.
Liverpool will grind to a halt without Gerrard and Carragher . . . . .You can even add Pennant to that list.
So . . . . . whats your argument?

Take it or leave it . . . . . . . .Arsene Wenger is a Arrow.
The only English player he had was Ashley Cole and his appaling man-management forced his hand to sell Cole to Chelsea.
Every English Club has got an icon-----a player that passed through the academy and represents the club to the rootz.
Chelsea has Terry . . . . . .Man Utd has Scholes . . . .Liverpool has Gerrard and Carragher . . . .Who has Wenger got? ZILCH.
Ya manager is a bloody ninny.
He should be SACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Why are u this vain?
No one loves Sepp Blatter . . . . . . He is a Arrow.
He puts his snout everywhere and i sometimes think he gets bored of football at the national level thus having erections for club footie.
However, Wenger's excesses must be curbed . . . . . . . . .

There's nothing to celebrate if an English club has no Englishman in his starting XI.
Lets call a spade a spade . . . . . . . . . . .Arsene Wenger had failed in developing local talents.
I am sure he must be concerned himself . . . .Lil wonder he promised to make the next production line @ Arsenal purely English players.
Whats so wrong with Wenger buying 3-6 quality English players? English players can't be that bad for Wenger to ignore . . . . . .

Name me any Arsenal player(local/foreign) and i will mention 2-3 English players better than him in the English league.

@ tkb417,

This is why i think Evra is better than Clichy.
Watch this beautiful piece of skill from Patrice . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ux1K_qvUM

@ A-40,

I heard Debosky is on this video.
Watch out for the guy in black.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jh8tCns-Bg

@ Debosky,

Two words . . . . .

You Cunt.
You Arrow.
Bleep You.
Resident Retard.
Bloody pillock.
Ayefele200's bedmate.

@ J-K,

Tevez can sometimes be too clinical.
He loves scoring classy goals . . . . .Apache must make sure nuthing is standing in his line of sight before shooting.
The glorious chance he had last night . . . . I was so mad as he cut the last defender before making an attempt to shoot.
He should have just blasted the ball at one go and hope for the best . . . . . .Shit happens but APACHE is class.
Ronaldo and Nani are ma biggest concern these days . . . . .Nani needs to improve his set-pieces, his corner-kicks are getting poorer.
Anyways, i expect ma lads to do another 4-0 . . . .

P.S. I think Kusczack should be given a start ahead of Edwin Van der Sar on saturday.

@ tkb417,

Kanye cheated!!!!!!!!!
Do u really believe Kanye outsold Fiddy?
Who are Kanye's fans?
Although i am aware WHITE AMERICA love him to bits but then Fiddy is a global brand.
India, Nigeria, China . . . . . FIDDY IS THE REAL DEAL.

@ J-K,

I concur, son.
Ronaldo needs to step up his game.
He seems to be losing his mojo gradually and the portugeezer should allow Tevez play those free-kicks.
I am sick n tired of Cristiano blasting the ball against the wall.

Saturday's game should be taken seriously.
We should try and force an early goal so those twats don't frustrate our attack.
Teams love coming to OT to stop us . . . . .they are not bovvered about scoring and that shit is fuckery.
They go to Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool and try to win but @ OT . . . . .  .the plan is to STOP the HOLY TRINITY.
Its imperative for Fergie to start ANDERSON . . . . .He adds something extra with Hargo protecting the back four.

@ tkb417,

Who's digging your style, swag, swerve and suede?
P.Diddy?

@ A-40,

Dont tell me u watched Man Utd's game last night?
Was Arsenal that shambolic?
Dont be too mad at the lads . . . . .Afterall, they are YOUNG and inexperienced.
Besides . . . . .It was just one of those nights . . . . Shit happens from time to time.

Did u see the power of the HOLY TRINITY?

@ I-man,

Blackburn is dangerous.
Honestly, they are too stubborn and with Robbie Savage back . . . . .United should expect a tough game.
Santa Cruz and McCarthy will test our defence . . . .the only edge we have this time around is the HOME ADVANTAGE schitzo.
I just hope Fergie allows Anderson to show his worth on saturday . . . .Anderson makes Darren Fletcher look like a twit.
Blimey . . . . .I will take 1-0 against Rovers . . . All i need is 3 points . . . that's the name of the game!

@ tkb417,

Weird MC is Kitaun or MC Omo.
Check out his signature and compare it with ur excellency status.
Come back here after and tell me if u guys are related or not.

@ I-man,

U have answered the question!!!!!!!!
If Louis Saha can warm the bench with delight and Ruud could form butt prints on the bench in his latter days at Man Utd then who is Berba?
Dimitar will have to be contented with United's bench . . . . .players better than him sat there week in week out
Rooney, Tevez, Saha and Berba will make us beat, bludgeon, wallop, whup, thrash and batter any opposition to a pulp.


@ Razorr,

Tkb is Tinubu?
Thats serious!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its clear to me now . . . . . .
No wonder tkb417 and The Weird MC are good pals.

@ Loyika,

A thousand apologies.
I will do a massive shake-up.


@ I-man,

Slow ur roll . . . . .
How dare u insinuate stuffs like that with honourable Loyika.
Meanwhile . . . . . .did u catch the police raids on football hooligans in south london this morning.
Gosh . . . . .they busted their doors around 4 am and they were picking geezers up . . . .shit is fuckery!!!!!!!!!!!

@ tkb417,

Ssup homie?
How was last night's game?
Carlos Tevez broke the hearts of many last night when he blasted the ball into the net!!!!!!!!!!
Theirry Henry also scored with his elbow for Barca. . . . . . .

@ I-man,

Kanye West and Roc-a-fella records CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There were reports they were buying those albums themselves to outsell Fiddy.
The whole SOUNDSCAN thang was a bloody joke.

Back to footie . . . . .

United should grab Berbatov and keep Saha.
This is Ferguson's 21st year and he wants the UEFA trophy to cap this season plus its the 50th anniversary of the Busby Babes !!!!
Winning UEFA will be the best way to pay respect to the team that crashed in Munich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferguson shoud break the bank and get Berba . . . . . . .We need 4 world class strikers to win the Champions league.
In 1999 . . . . .we had Cole, Yorke, Sheringham and Solskjaer . . . . .Do we need to gamble again with 2.5 strikers again this season?
What if WAZZA cops another RED CARD like he lost his head last night?

@ Loyika,

Lil' Wayne? For Bleep's Sake . . . . . Whats wrong with your taste?
I don't listen to all em Lil Wayne, Lil Pussy, Lil Crappy, Lil Turkey . . . . . .I go with the leaders of the old school.
Jigga, Nas, Eminem, 50, 2pac, DMX . . . . .Kanye West will not even pass . . . .he is too shitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wu-Tang? They are the best . . . .Dem Niggaz keep it real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to footie . . . .
Exactly my point . . . . .If u have to choose between Man Utd and Chelsea . . . .Chelsea is your choice.
Chelsea will also be my choice because GAYnners are just what they are . . . .faggotz!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't stand Arsene Wenger . . . . . He is too soft!!!! I wont SUPPORT Arsenal even if they play the DEMONS OF HELL.
Why should a manager bribe a player? Giving Gallas the captain's band shows what Wenger is a lummox!
Whatchuthink?

@ Loyika,

Lemme start like this . . . . . . .
The ENEMY OF YOUR ENEMY IS A FRIEND.
I cannot count the number of GAYnners on this forum that were either supporting Chelsea or Man Utd last season.
You were a passive Chelsea fan last season and u wanted Mourinho to win INSTEAD of Ferguson . . . .don't deny it!!!!!!!
Razorr will rather see Man Utd lift the title again than u GAYNNERS so whats so wrong in that . . . . .
If next season pans out in a way that Arsenal and Chelsea are far ahead of Man Utd . . . . .I will have to support one of y'all . . . . .
You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know which of the London clubs i will be backing . . .  

Back to Jigga man . . . . . .
The videos coming out these days are too provocative.
You need to see Ja Rule's new video . . . .BODY or Ciara's CANT LEAVE EM ALONE where she was half-nude with Fiddy wrapping her up!!!
Honestly, these artistes don't sell talents again, they sell SEX.
The honeyz on Ja Rule's video have got some mad curves that will make Razorr green with envy.


@ Razorr,

Dont mind Loyika . . . . . . he is jealous of United's pole position in the league.
Loyika will vent his frustrations this afternoon . . . . .u shoulda known this by now . . .He gets mad whenever the HOLY TRINITY delivers.
Dont let him rile u up. . . . . . . . . . .
Meanwhile, tell Loyika Tinubu has joined Nairaland.