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@ medube,

Did i mention ur name?
I spoke to many Chelsea fans last night online and in Knightsbridge . . . . .
Some of them were asking for Mourinho's head while some think there was no excuse for such dismal performance.
Chelsea should be beating Rosenborg with 9 men without breaking sweats at the Stamford Bridge.
For Bleep's sake . . . . .this team is ranked 80th in Europe . . . . .What are we talking about here

@ I-man,

Exactly ma point.
That is what i was telling those Chelsea cock-heads last night.
One can understand why Chelsea cant buy a goal but why should they concede goals?
They only missed a playmaker and a striker . . . . why leak in goals at the back? Was Terry/Cech missing?

United is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ medube,

Stop talking with ur arse.
Man Utd just won a difficult away match against a stiffer opposition compared to ur home match/weak team.
Go to ur drawing board and weed out the idiots clogging ur wheels of fortune.
Chelsea is a shyteeeeeee club.

@ Debosky,

U guys are becoming something else . . . .
How did u do it? Thrash Sevilla(UEFA cup masters) 3 goals to NUTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think Mourinho should go to the Emirates and watch how teams do it on a mean budget!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations to Arsenal for flying the English flag . . . . .Chelsea disgraced the Premiership yesterday.
For the umpteenth time, what can ur ELFIN eyes analyse concerning the egg-classification of Chelsea and Arsenal if u follow MOURINHO'S THEOREM.

@ medube,

Stop hating.

WAZZA = Wayne Rooney.

GAZZA = Gary Neville.

@ medube,

U need to commend United's mean defence.
Mind u . . . . . Sporting Lisbon has a very good home record.
They have not lost on that potato pitch in the last 14 games.

Such is United's quality these days to go and nick 3 points from the jaws of defeat.
Who's next on the list to receive this 1-0 treatment?
Chelsea? nahhhhh . . . . . .We should do Mourinho like 3 goals to quicken his sack letter.

@ Akolawole,

Chelsea became ordinary the moment Eidur Gudjohnsen and Damien Duff left.
4-3-3 system works when u have 2 speedy wingers who can outrun full-backs.
Unfortunately, SWP and Joe Cole couldnt fill Duff's void.
Eidur also gives something unique to ur team as a substitute . . . he reads the game from the bench and give a massive input.
For instance . . .Man Utd V Chelsea at OT when Darren Fletcher broke Mourinho's heart.
Gudjohnsen came into the match and Chelsea created over 24 chances in 30 minutes . . . .The Icelandic geezer is a gem but Jose sold him.

Anutha piece of the jig-saw missing is Arjen Robben . . . . How can u replace Robben with Malouda?
How many free-kicks will Robben WIN compared to Malouda?
What Chelsea lacks now is a creative player . . . .someone with mojo that can make things happen in a twinkle of an eye.
Crespo was anutha quality striker but Mourinho's appaling man-management skills couldnt keep theArgie at Chelsea.
Mateja Kezman wasnt given enough chance to prove himself . . . .Drogba wasnt better than him in their debut season . . . .
Who knws . . . . He cld have grown if he had been kept as a squad player rather than flogging him off to anutha club.

GOOD LUCK to y'all on Sunday.
Wazza had 70 mins run out today so he should be fresher for Mourinho.
Until then . . . . lemme say CHEERS as i pop anutha bottle of BUBBLY.

No problems.
While some gays were drawing at home . . . . United won it's 100th champions league match tonight.
What a header from Ronaldo . . . . What a 2nd half display by the lads.
They ripped Lisbon's heart out and i think Saha should have doubled the lead.

A good run-out for the Wazza and Anderson.
Very satisifed with the 2nd half performance.
Ronaldo was obviously the man of the match . . .he was slicing thru Lisbon's defence with awe and elegance.
What wont ROMAN ABRAHAMOVIC give to have a gem like Ronaldo rather than SHEVA or KALOU.

@ tkb417,

Giggs has been the major culprit.
He makes he simplest of passes look difficult.
Anderson is coming in for Giggs . . . . . what a relief.
I don't want to see him play for United till he discovers his form.


What a save from Van Der Sar?
He has impressed me tonight.
Good saves from a great goalie.

@ tkb417,

See what i mean by having Gazza back?
Neville would whipped in nothin less than 12 crosses tonight.
Thats the way we play . . . . United have benefited from crosses more than any team in the Premiership.

RONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ronaldo has silenced the FUCKING critics.
The HOLY TRINITY is here.
Lets wait till SAHA and TEVEZ comes on the pitch.

I love RONALDO.
Jose Mourinho/SHEVA can borrow a leaf from this United team.
Ferguson should take Rooney out now and keep him fresh for the BAD EGGZ.

@ medube,

Ryan Giggs's premiership medals is more than Chelsea and Arsenal's titles put together.
Giggsy's titles as a player is more than Chelsea has achieved since the start of the premiership.
9 titles in his kitty . . . . .Mourinho WILL NEVER achieve it if he spends 200 years in the Premiership.

@ Debosky,

Was that really Fabregas' goal or a DEFLECTION.
UEFA is thinking something else . . . . . .

@ tkb417,

The game is friggin' boring . . . .
Lisbon's pitch is horrible . . . . Its like Chelsea's potato pitch in Feb. 2006.
The balls dont zip . . . .Ma boys cant make crisp passes thus rendering Scholesy and Carrick utterly useless.

Giggs has been so disappointing . . .He needs to retire.
Saha in . . . . .Giggs out  then Tevez can come in for Nani/Rooney later in the match.
Lisbon huffed and puffed and they resigned to shooting from outside the box . . . Such is the excellent display of United's defence.
Something needs to change . . . .
Seems Ferguson played this way to suck this divers in @ 1st half then UNLEASH Saha in the 2nd half.

@ medube,

We are playing away . . . our situation is different from urs.
Potato pitch and playing a stiffer opposition than Rosenborg.
Chelsea is shyte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

United should nick 3 points again . . .Might go the premiership way.

Frank Lampard
Cesc Fabregas

MAN UTD TEAM TO PLAY LISBON

VAN DER SAR

BROWN

FERDINAND

VIDIC

EVRA

SCHOLES

CARRICK

GIGGS

NANI

RONALDO

ROONEY

@ Loyika,

Chelsea has no chance on Sunday unless the whole United team crash on their way back to England.
Reports coming to ma desk from ma Intel says Drogba and Lamps wont be back for Sunday.
Their injuries seem to be getting worse. I heard Lampard kciked a table in annoyane when Kalou hit the post.

I hope we don't see Mourinho on the pitch in partnership with Pizarro to outwit Rio/Vida combo.
His man-management skills is scary and he has sold all the players that made Chelsea tick in the 1st 2 seasons.
The next excuse will be the weather or Labour's Gordon Brown in power.
When it seems we have heard it all . . . . .Jose came out with bad eggs and omelette.
Who says the Premiership is not exciting?

Just in recent times, Razorr.
Chelsea is yet to play in the finals, let alone WIN IT.
United is well ahead of y'all in all departments.

@ Razorr,

It has nuthing to do with the league.
Only UEFA matches are taken into consideration.

@ A-40,

I still cannot believe Chelsea ranked 7th in Europe cannot beat Rosenborg(80th) at Stamford Bridge.
Some Chelskites are already saying Rosenborg is stronger than Sporting Lisbon . . .How sick is that?
Sporting Lisbon is 37th according to UEFA rankings


.http://www.xs4all.nl/~kassiesa/bert/uefa/data/method3/trank2007.html

@ Akola,

According to u . . . . .Roman is DEAF and DUMB.
He doesnt say anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Akola,

If its all about winning then Roman wouldnt ask for attractive football, would he?
Roman saw something he has never seen in his life last season.
The way Man Utd played breath-taking football, wowing fans and giving viewers good value for money made him green with envy.
He wanted same thing to be said about Chelsea.

Chelsea never gave him that the 2 times Mourinho won it.
I dont think it is too much for any owner who have splashed 300 milla on a team to ask for flair and beautifu football.
The Glazers got it in shiploads last season  so why can't Roman Abrahamovic?
Lets call a spade a spade . . . . Chelsea is under-performing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ nateevs,

I like this geezer, very trickish.
U are making it sound as if attractive football and goal scoring cannot co-exist.
Man United did it last season so why can't Chelsea?

All those talks about players running at u is bollocks.
Cech have been touted as the best goalie in the Premiership ans Terry is the best defender, innit?
Yet, they cannot stop sides like Birmingham, Reading and Rosenborg from scoring.
Its appaling, son!!!!!!!!!!!

@ nateevs,

I don't get shyte.

Drogba + Lampard is far less potent than Rooney + Saha + Ronaldo.
Why are United's opponents not scoring against United at free will like they are popping Chelsea?
You can have a shitty attack and still keep things decent at the back.
I watch a Grade E attack ridicule Chelsea's defence last night and best beliieve this. . . . . Rosenborg didnt give it a GO.
They just came here to get a draw . . . . If Chelsea had met Valencia last night . . Jose could have bitten the dust by getting thumped 4-0.

@ Razorr,

Read between the lines . . . . .

@ nateevs,

The question is how many goals has United conceded?
We are tied on points with Chelsea but United is higher than Chelsea because of the goals difference.
United have scored more than they have conceded . . . They are yet to concede at home this season.
Chelsea has conceded 4 already at the Bridge. What does that tell u?
If this was knock out stage . . . .all Rosenborg has to do is to get a 0-0 draw at home and that ELIMINATES Chelsea.

@ Razorr,

Type Mourinho's name and bad eggs on google and see the number of hits it generates.
Wheres ma Greek Kiss before i smash your jaws with a SLEDGEHAMMER.

@ A-40,

I-man is drunk off the liquor.
The only way Chelsea can get a draw is to play negatively like they always do.
Mourinho asked his players before the FA cup final that: DO U WANT ENJOYMENT DURING THE MATCH OR AFTER THE MATCH?
Enjoyin the match during means  . . . . playing attractive football!!!!!!!!!
Enjoying it after means playing for the results . . . .negate all forms of attractive football and win UGLY which they did.
It was by far the most boring football game ever shown on TV.


@ nateevs,

U are still missing the points like free-throw shots.
Chelsea are not scoring like they should . . . . . its understandable, they are missing Drog and Lamps.
Meanwhile, Chelsea are leaking goals . . . .7 goals in 7 games!!!!!!!!! Does Drogba and Lamps play in the defence as well.
Petr Cech has conceded 7 goals alone this season . . . .does that not tell u Chelsea is shyte.

@ Charlione,

You are color-blind.
Stop confusing red with blue.

@ Razorr,

Mourinho said some eggs are GRADE A, B and C
Grade A will make a good omelette and C wont make a good one.
Can ur ELFIN eyes tell me what that means?
It means some eggs in Chelsea are bad/rotten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember, same Jose Mourinho said Carvalho's IQ is sub zero.

@ Razorr,

The difference between Reading match was that we didnt CONCEDE at home even though we couldnt score.
I still cannot believe Rosenborg scored against a defence that had Terry, Cole, Belletti and Alex!!!!!!!!
What the Bleep?? ??

@ Akolawole,

Is Mourinho really special?
Dominating a game against such a weak side like Rosenborg doesn’t mean that you deserve to win.
Playing badly without Lampard doesn’t mean that Lampard is that excellent.
It simply means Chelsea just do not have a good replacement for him.
Besides, is chelsea a one-man team??
What will happen when ur African warriors travel back to motherland in January?

All Chelsea fans, it’s time for you to realize that Jose Mourinho is not that special.
His man-management skills is humungously flawed . . . stabbong your players in the back by calling em bad eggs?
This is what Wenger, Rafa and Ferguson will not do. Mourinho does not know when to open his shitty mouth.
If with all the players he has he cannot beat Aston Villa, Blackburn and Rosenborg then it’s time for him to go.
I don’t even want to mention his transfer policy: just imagine Robben ripping apart Rosenborg’s defence?
What do we have Malouda, Pizarro, Sidwell and who??

And please, don’t fool yourselves by “what do you choose: beautiful footy or results?”
First, I haven’t seen beautiful footie by Mourinho.
Second, beautiful footie and winning can co-exist.
If u don't believe it . . . .Ask Ferguson(2006/07 season) and Wenger(2003/04 and 2007/08)

@ Razorr,

Now thats what i call an EPISTLE TO THE ROMANS.
When did u become Larry Izamoje with that long tale of woes.
Babes, no one is disputing the fact Chelsea aint missing their top guns but against Rosenborg? C'mon . . . . . .

Gimme a better excuse.
I wld have been satisified if the match ended 0-0 at the Bridge but Rosenborg scoring an away goal at the Bridge? Jose should be sacked!!!!!!!!
Mourinho's interview said it all anyways . . . . It was the 1st time Mourinho wld give credit to his opponents.
The only snag was the way he went about it . . . . criticising players in front of the media and calling em BAD EGGS.
Its appaling.

Take heart ma dear.
Sunday is around the corner to face United's HOLY TRINITY.
Chelsea now looks like the shadow of itself . . . . .gays cant even fill up their stadium on an european night.
What kinda shitty club is this?
U need some soul-searching!!!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,

Are u sure?
Fabregas and RVP out injured at the same time for 4 weeks?
Wenger will pass out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Honestly, the refs are at it again this season.
Can u tell me Ronaldo's yellow card was justified at Goodison park on saturday?
He was tripped . . . .the ref decided to listen to the fans rather judge with his eyes.
How can a ref be that stupid? He denied United a free-kick/penalty and carded Cristiano . . . .
They are really turning the heat on him. . . . .

Anyways, Ferguson can never be like Mourinho.
Jose is the only manager using the absence of 2 players as an excuse to fail.
Bloody Hell . . . . How can the absence of Drogba and Lampard affect the dynamics of a 300 million pound team.
Ferguson had the entire back 4 missing against Milan at San Siro and he never complained after we got thumped 3-0.
At this level, any team Chelsea roll out must be capable of winning Rosenborg . . . .I don't care if the entire starting XI are down with SYPHILLIS.

Before i bore u to death . . . .
I hope Arsenal display one of their champagne performances tonight and get a resounding victory.
United with the HOLY TRINITY of Wazza, Apache and Ronaldo should also come out guns blazing.
There's no excuse now . . . . .ANYTHING short of VICTORY will be highly catastrophic by United's own standards.
Get a victory today . . . .win all our HOME matches and throw the rest away to the Dongs, Andersons and Piques to sharpen up!
C'mon UNITED . . . . . . Where your GUNS @? 

@ LoyiSKI,

What are ur chances against a rampaging Sevilla?
Dont get it twisted . . . I want all English clubs to do well but is Arsenal capable of stinging Sevilla?
Besides, where do u think Chelsea got it all tangled up?
Seems the west London boys cant shoot straight.