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I hope Man Utd start this Champions League with an intent to win it.
The only worry i have is Gary Neville.
His injury seems to take forever.
Wes Brown as a right back is just a disgusting idea.
I just hope he wont be the weakest link tonight . . . .Wes is an accident waiting to happen.

@ Dayokanu,

U are such an idiot.
Honestly, if u marry a plonker like u then expect to have a house full of cretins.
Is it until u r rated top 3 before u become a world class player?
How stupid and moronic can u be?

Honestly, i have lost the appetite arguing with u.
Pele came out and listed 125 world class players not too long ago.
Okocha made the list and many other players ur cock-head dont know also made the list.
So, what are u on about . . . . David Beckham, Shearer, Owen and Gordon Banks all made it to the list.

If Pele conisders em world class players, then who r u to disprove it?
A good for nothing nincompoop like u who cleans toilet in a Munich airport to make a living.
You only talk shit whenever u open ur mouth and u r lost in d storm
Go back to ur drawing board and dream up a more intelligent topic than this.
I dont have time for pillocks like u who wears his ass on his head.
Buncha ASSHATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ medube,

Stop getting excited.
As of today, i can tell u Chelsea will be thumped 2 goals to nuthing.
When i assess ma firepower, i would be able to give a precise prediction.
Who knows i could even predict 4-0 after watching me team play.

medube:
Either you don't know how to write English or I don't know how to read it

Hey Dude,
It must be u dunno how to read or u suffer from dyslexia.
Blimey, its not impossible for Man Utd to whup Chelsea 3-0.
Afterall, Boro has done it before some seasons ago so dont even go there.
However, i am yet to assess United's firepower . . . its kinda difficult to stake on that result for now but i can tell u we will win on Sunday.
I will be able to tell u what the results wld be after United's game tomorrow.
U never knw what might happen in Lisbon . . . .Rooney, Ronaldo, Saha and Tevez might get crocked thus punching holes in ma bets.

@ DJ silk,

Its very easy to work out.
I was the dude that predicted Reading would go and lose terribly after playing United on the opening day this season.
When these teams perform like they did against United . . . .They play with an avalanche of energy.
No team can play in that manner in 2 consecutive matches unless they are on STEROIDS.
So it is very normal for em to drop their grit and determination cos they are humans.
It will take some few weeks before they can get back to their groove again.
Check out Aston Villa against Chelsea . . . . . .See how they were outwitted against City on sunday!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Dapsycool,

I have never claimed to be a RICH kid but i am very comfortable.
United will take 3 points from Chelsea was what i said.
3 goals is asking for Mourinho's sack letter and i don't want that for him.

United to beat Chelsea on Sunday. . . . I dont care if its 0.5-0 but we wld take 3 points off Mourinho.
Put your money where your mouth is.
How about us staking 100 pounds each. . . . Winner takes all.
If its a draw. . . . we split the stakes.

@ Vieira,

I hate Arsenal with a passion BUT i've got mad RESPECTS for Dennis Bergkamp.
He is the kinda player young players should aspire to be.
Dennis the menace is the most selfless player i have ever watched play football in the modern era.
He is not governed by goals . . . . .He derives his orgasm by creating and crafting out beautiful goals with precise passes.
Dennis the menace is a LEGEND by all standards.

@ Dapsycool,

Unfortunately for u, Ruud didnt say he left Man Utd to play attractive football.
As a matter of fact, he said he appreciated what Ferguson did for him when he was bought injured and Fergie had to wait for him for a year.
Robben didnt leave because of Malouda, he wanted more wages and u were not willing to pay.
Madrid offered him a bigger package and he jumped ship plus he was bored of playing negative football.

Lets face it . . . . .This Chelsea cannot win the Champions League.
Have u seen the latest odds? Chelsea has been demoted and are now behind Arsenal.
I can understand y'all not scoring but pleeeeeeeeease . . . . . . why are u conceding goals?
Dont tell me its because of Carvalho cos there are more than enough cover for him.

@ medube,

United will beat Chelsea blue and black with this kinda shitty display.
Jose must be scared shitless to face Man United as we speak.
Knowing Mourinho, he wld come to OT and play a complete negative football but that wld be his downfall.
I expect Man United to smash Chelsea by 3 unreplied goals.

@ medube,

United is far better.
Manchester United are not scoring freely but they are not conceding as well.
It simple implies United is missing something in its attack.

Chelsea is not scoring as many and they are leaking goals.
I can understand they are skint in the ATTACK department but what about the defennce?
Who are u missing at the back? Didier Drogba or Fat Frank?
Oooooops . . . . .Its Ricardo Carvalho!!!!!!!!!
Buncha schmukz.

dapsycool:
Jackal your team spent more this season u know, so lets see how many trophies you'll win, it's funny u wont talk about your new signings and how u've been match fixing to win clubs like sunderland whom The falcons can draw with, Westham and Ass-anal who got no big signings like yours whipped your ass last season

I have told u times without number to stop displaying ur IGNORANCE on a public forum.
Deduct the EXIT from the new ARRIVALS in the last 2 seasons and u will know we havent spent anything.
Do a simple math before roaring that we spent money.

We bought only Carrick last season and we won the Prem.
Dont even raise the issue of West Ham and Arsenal cos thats a different ball game.
United won all its home matches last season at UEFA Champions league and Chelsea couldnt even beat Rosenborg.
If u are gonna draw . . . . make it goalless.
Score draws send the wrong signals to ur other opponents!!!!!!!!!!

The most sought after? By who?
No wonder Gallas and Robben dumped u guys like a pack of cards.
Robben said he wants to start playing ATTRACTIVE football? How sick is dat?

@ Deboksy,

Sorry to bovver u again this night . . . . . . .
Can ur ELF eyes calculate the number of goals Chelsea has now conceded this season in all competitions?
This time last season, they blamed the absence of Cech and Terry.
I can understand if they are not scoring like Man Utd . . . .but does Drogba and Lampard also play in the defence?
Why are they leaking goals?

@ Dapsycool,

Did u hear Mourinho's interview on ITV 4?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! He doesnt agree with the balderdash u are spewing here.
He laid into ur players and he even wished he was the manager of Rosenborg!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the 1st time Mourinho has ever conceded moral defeat to his opponents on camera.
Rosenborg have no rights drawing Chelsea.
Essien + Shevchenko can buy the whole of Rosenborg and half of the city.
What a shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ tkb417,

Chelsea as a club is pathetic.
I cannot believe a team based in London cannot sell 40,000 tickets on a Champions League night.
I swear, Sunderland would do better with attendance . . . . .
Where is the market strategy here . . . . .Mourinho's ass wld soon be fried like an omelette
Oooops. . . . . . Mourinho himself is a bad egg . . . . .he wld make a bad omelette as well.

@ tkb417,

When i heard about the attendance figures i was amazed.
UEFA champions league match is the closest to world cup and Chelsea cannot even fill up a 42,000 capacity stadium.
How can 24,973 peops turn up to watch a team some moronic NLers are taunting to be the best in Europe.
Lil wonder Roman cant be bovvered to move into a new stadium.
How would Chelsea cope with a 70,000 capacity?
Chelsea is a shyte club. They wont make profits till year 3007.

@ Dapsycool,

I think u guys are LUCKY it wasnt Valencia that came to the bridge tonight.
We would be telling a different story. 3 goals up Petr Cech's ass.


@ I-man,

Have u seen the new Cadbury's chocolate commercial ad on TV?
A gorilla beating drums emphatically?  
In all honesty, That Gorilla reminds me of Drogba.

This is pathetic.
To think a team that has lost 7 league matches in Norway this season can hold Chelsea to a 1-1 draw at the Bridge is FUCKERY.
Can this Chelsea really challenge the Premiership title with this buncha overpriced players?  I don't think so.

I can't wait for u plonkers to come to OT.
Man Utd will rip, tear, smash and bludgeon y'all pillocks to death.
Mourinho is ripping off his players by saying they were the PROBLEMS.
Rosenborg wasnt the reason why we dropped points . . . .we were the main architect of our problems.

This is HILARIOUS . . . .
He said if we need 20 chances to score a goal against Rosenborg then we are SHYTE.
We couldnt have had Chelsea at a better time.
I am confident United's reserves would beat Chelsea black and blue on sunday, let alone the real United chronicles.

@ Dapsycool,

Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comparing Rosenborg who is away at Stamford Bridge to Man Utd at Old Trafford!!!!
Are u high on reefers . . . .United is yet to concede a goal at home.
Without Drog and Lamps  . . . . .U can forget about it.


Rosenborg cant be bovvered to even score anymore.
Terry has been pushed forward as a centre-forward in the 73rd minute.
How sick is that?

U guys are gonna get whupped against Man Utd.
I cannot wait . . .
Ferguson must be licking his lips . . . .
Chelsea is out of sorts at the moment.

Not quite!!!!!!!!

They almost scored a 2nd goal now.
Rosenborg has got some African forwards. . . . . . Those guys are the SHIZNIT.
Thanx to Belletti who cleared the ball off the line . . . Cech was beaten fairly and squarely.

Chelsea should win if they keep on fighting . . . . .
A team like Porto or Benfica would have smashed like 3 goals in.
Chelsea's performance today has been pathetic.

Malouda is an ace! Belletti has been great!!!!!!!
He has played extremely well.
Makelele is rusty . . .Kone and Tettey have just reduced his value in Europe.
MALOUDA just hit the woodwork again!!!!!!!!!!

The girl is his missus . . . . . . .
They are not married yet.
Chelsea should try and make their luck.
The stadium is half-empty and the crowd are getting impatient.

In all honesty, The African lads in Rosenberg can PLAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They just held the ball for about 4 mins now in Chelsea's danger area.
Out-passing, outwitting Chelsea defenders with crisp passes.

SHEVCHENKO SCORES . . . . . . . . .
CHELSEA 1-1 ROSENBORG.

Chelsea is starting to find their rhythm!
They are opening Rosenberg but they tend to over-elaborate.
No doubt, u miss Lampard and Drogba . . . .everyone's scared to shoot outside the box and work the keeper.
Kalou, Shevchenko and Essien have all shot wide.

Rosenberg didnt come here to attack.
All they practised before coming here is set-pieces and they are not letting such chances slip.
Shevchenko almost got beaten by Rosenberg players . . . . .they jumped on him for stepping on a defender accidentally.
Its fuckery but Chelsea has not played enough to deserve anything yet.
Rosenberg's Ivorien boys must be pissing Drogba off . . . .Traore and Kone are giving Chelski a fight.

HALF TIME . . . . . . CHELSEA 0-1 ROSENBERG.
Its so weird ROMAN and his missus are laughing at MOURINHO'S bad eggs!!!!!!!!!!!
Now u know what United missed when SAHA + RONALDO + ROONEY were out!!!!!!!!
Drogba and Fat Frank makes Chelsea tick.

@ Dapsycool,

I cant believe i am watching CHELSEA.
These Norwegians are passing the Bleep outta Chelsea.
What the heck is going on?

Ohhhh Ma days . . . . .I cant wait for Man Utd to face Chelsea.
Its gonna be a carnival on sunday.
Chelsea players are playing like Nigerian women in China.
They are running like pregnant women.

@ dapsycool,

If u cannot win Rosenberg then u shldnt be seeded next season.
For Bleep's Sake . . . . Nigeria's under 17 team would have scored 3 goals by now.
How would Chelsea cope without Drogba and Lampard?

Ooooooooooops . . . . . . . . .ROSENGERG SCORES.
What a GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He made TERRY look like a Arrow.

CHELSEA 0-1 ROSENBERG.

Porto 1-1 Liverpool.

Dirk Kuyt just scored.
C'mon Liverpool . . . . . . .

U guys are playing shyte.
Rosenberg is coping very well.
They have the best chance in the match.
Meanwhile, Mourinho has classified Chelsea players into 3 grades of EGGS!!!!!!!
My question is . . . . . .Who are the bad EGGS?

@ ritchboi,

The match is 2mrw.
Only Chelski and Liverpool are playing tonight.
This thread would be buzzing if the match was today.
We celebrate european nights like carnival on this thread so cool ur nerves.

@ Banderas,

I am a full member of Man Utd.
Jackal logged in and cannot find any tickets.
Dont delude yourself . . . . The Man Utd website is sometimes slow on updates and u might have seen hasnt been upgraded.
Theres no way in HELL United will fail to sell its tickets.
Go to ticket sites and see how much they are being flogged online.



Sporting Clube de Portugal v Manchester United
Wednesday 19 September, kick off 20:45 CET

All tickets have been sold and as we have been oversubscribed a ballot was held to determine the successful applicants. Ballot results are now available by calling 0870 442 1999 and successful applicants are required to complete a travel report which is available by clicking here.
The deadline for completion of this travel form and cancellation of any orders is 8pm on Thursday 13 September.

Exchange vouchers will be posted out 1st class and tickets will need to be collected at the stadium in Lisbon:Stadio Jose Alvalade XXI, Edificio Visconde de Alvalde, Rua Professor Fernando da Fonseca, 1600 - 616 Lisboa. Collection times: Tuesday 18 September from 3pm - 6pm, Wednesday 19 September from 10am - 5pm
Information regarding club travel can be obtained by telephoning 0870 906 5835 or by visiting www.manutd.com/travel.
Updated 07:45 Tuesday 11 September


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@ I-man,

You are HARSH.
This is horribly HARSH.
How can u say this about Banderas?

@ 9ja4eva,

The team list is not out yet.
All i knw is Hargo didnt make it.
I dunno whether Wazza will start.


@ A-40,

Who would outwit who when FIT HARGO and a FIT ESSIEN meet at OT?
Thats the question.
Now answer me before the Jackal scratches ur face and give u an ADIDAS tribal mark.

@ A-40,

Dont make me SCRATCH u.
The question is on the last page.
I am waiting for ur answer.

@ Banderas,

C'mon . . . . . . .how can ur state of mind be funny to me?
It was what I-man posted about gooners that is funny to me.
I will never laugh at ur expense especially when u are mentally-handicapped.

@ A-40,

Whats poppin?
U always come late to the party.
Where the heck have u been?
I got a question niggling at the back of me mind i wanna ask u . . . . . .

@ A-40,

Are u aware Chelsea hasnt scored a single goal since the absence of Lampard and Drogba?
Lampard + Drogba smashed 54 goals last season for Chelsea so their absence will always be felt.
Isn't that what happened to Rooney + Ronaldo combo?
Dont be surprised when Fabregas and RVP gets crocked as well . . . . .

@ I-man,

I agree with u 100%
Bandit is the mixture of a NINNY and a RETARD.
He wears his ass on his head.