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@ I-man,

Lets leave Bandit alone.
He is a classic definition of a DOLT.
Anyways, he has come out to renounce South East where he grew up from.
What a pity?

@ Bandit,

Its nice to know u represent TW.
Are u from Richmond, Hillingdon or Hounslow?
Dont get it twisted, i wouldnt raise ma kids in ur area.
Its FUCKERY.

@ Razorr,

Dont make me sue ur ass.
Copyright laws will soon be effected on this forum.

@ sleekdot,

I cant quite find a word to describe u but i think u are a useless lummox.
What comes outta ur mouth is crap and contagious.
Its so cheesy mentioning those names but is Oliver Khan better than Peter Shilton/Gordon Banks?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am in the land of the Philistines.
This must be an association of the mental handicaps of Nairaland.

England as a country have not won any trophy save the world cup in 1966 but that doesnt mean they are CRAP.
That is the argument here and dont come here to tell me how many times Germany have won it.
As a ninny that u are . . . . u even mentioned Uruguay to contradict urself . . . . .They have won the world cup like Germany has done but are they better than England. Does that not tell u Germany winning it 3 times does not necessarily place them amongst powerful football nations?
The use of the language is ur greatest undoing.
I wont even stoop low to argue with a numskull like u . . . . . . . Will David Beckham date Azeezat? Nah!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Thats quite HARSH.
How can u say someone is grammatically-challenged?
I have heard of mentally-challenged or physically-challenged but gramatical? Dayyyyyyum!
In other words . . . . .Are u trying to say Bandit is a semi-illiterate?
Thats GROSS.
Ma ELF mind thinks Bandit is not grammatically-handicapped but he is an ERRORIST.

@ Razorr,

Dont get it twisted.
I am just phucking with Bandit's mind.
He is a good lad but he needs an urgent upgrade.

@ Bandit,

Nah . . . . .
Stop missing the points like free-throw shotz.
Big grammars is appealing to the eye but only when used in the correct CONTEXT.
Mind u, not everybody uses big grammars in the right context.
I do and i swear, I-man DOES.

Arsenal and thuggery go hand in hand.
Do u know how many times Wenger and Arsenal have been fined by the FA due to violence?
Who was squaring up with Alan Pardew and Martin Jol last season?
Which team displayed a show of shame at OT when 6 players jumped Ruud Van Nistelrooy?
Who threw PIZZA at Ferguson at OT a season after?
Which team disgraced themselves at the last Carling cup final when Kolo Toure attacked a young, innocent Mikel Obi?

The reason why Arsenal fans don't do much thuggery is because they are based in London.
London as a city has more CCTV cameras than the whole continent of Africa.
Any form of assault and thuggery will be seen by the cops which attracts strict penalties and even jail sentence.
That does not take the animalistic tendencies away from Arsenal as a club entirely.
Have u ever seen Sir Alex Ferguson trying to punch a fellow manager on the dug-out.
United lets their CLASS speak for itself . . . . . Our players don't get into jumping players and resorting to violence on the pitch.
Arsenal are the greatest culprit as far as the English league is concerned.

I don't know what part of London u reside . . .Lemme make a wild guess . . . . . .South East.
If u stay with the elites and the opulent areas of the city then u will hear words like this commonly used.
C'mon . . . . .who doesnt know pillock, plonker or oaf in the posh areas.
Meanwhile, i understand pidgin English and Yoruba is the latest vibe in South East so i aint too surprised.
Ma advice is for u to move to a more posh area . . . . In other words, u need to UPGRADE yourself.
United fans all over the world EXUDES more CLASS and FINESSE than Arsenal fans.

Even an ewe with a much lower IQ couldnt have been more stupid than the last poster.

@ Banderas,

Its a tradition.
We are well educated and have more class than other clubs in the league.
U need to check out both stereotypes of fans on nairaland and tell me which is better.
Touts, Hoodlums, Street-urchins and wanksters are the peops that make Arsenal buzz.

You have said it already, u cunt!!!!!!!!
I will let it slide though.
To be honest, i was very happy when i saw the league standings this morning.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing Chelski under Man Utd on the league table.
It must be burdensome for u guys lifting United, Liverpool, Arsenal and even Eriksson's Man City.
Gosh . . . . . . . I feel your pain.

@ Bandit,

Dont sweat it, son.
Leave Mourinho to us this time . . . .We are going to make his employers question his salary on sunday.
His foul language and breaking of PC tablets wont help him at OT.
With 76,000 die-hard supporters screaming their brains out . . . .Jose does not have a chance.

@ Razorr,

I hope u will be here next week.
Man Utd is ready for Chelsea but i wont say too much now until i assess Wazza on wednesday.
Wazza, Ronaldo, Apache, Saha and Nani . . . . .It seems SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DIE . . . . .

@ Banderas,

Its very normal to think Africans are stronger than Europeans but dont believe such hype.
Alan Smith(a make-shift midfielder) made Essien look like a nursery school players 2 seasons ago at OT.
Mourinho was so angry he had to substitute Essien . . . . .The only time Essien has been subbed in his entire career at Chelski.
A FIT HARGO will chew Essien the way a hungry CHEETAH will tear a rabbit without breaking sweats.

@ Charlione,

Unbeaten record?
This season or next season?
U are yet to visit OT, Emirates, The Riverside and even White Hart Lane.
Dont kid urself. . . . .Its a long hard season and Chelsea will lose about 4 more games this season.

@ Razorr,

Hargreaves and Essien?
Ohhhhhhhh Maaaaaaa Dayzzzzzzzzz.
Hargo will chew up Essien with his physical bulkness . . . .
Essien would be harried and bullied by United's new PIT-BULL.
Alan Smith swallowed Essien and Makelele 2 seasons ago at OT with his Bullddog-esque style of play.

Mourinho will suffer a huge defeat on the day.
I am pretty confident about that.
Another thing is . . . . . Jose will be playing for a draw cos he knows United is at full-strength.
He would wanna do a replica of the FA cup final and get Man Utd outta the way to unleash on the weaker teams.
United will be waiting for THE BLUES at OT . . . . . .It promises to be a CRACKER.

@ Dayokanu,

If u are not a bloody oaf . . . .u wldnt have made the statement u just spewed now.
Post 1966?? So Germany aint Germany before 1966? What were they called then? Barbarians?
U are one of those numskulls that thinks Arsenal wasn't Arsenal until Wenger arrived or Chelsea became Chelsea after Roman arrived.
History is history . . . .I dont care what happened after 1966 or before . . . In the 2 teams' head to head, there's nuthing to choose btw the 2.
The greatest humiliation was England thumping ur German machine 5-1 at MUNICH.

I rest ma case then.

Joe Cole and SWP will be kept in the pocket by Evra and Gazza.

Essien and Lampard will be bottled up by Hargo and Scholes.

Belletti and Alex will be tormented all night by Ronaldo and Wazza.

Your only threat is MALOUDA and that's even IF Wes Brown starts as a RB.

Nani Vs Ashley Cole and Ronaldo Vs Belletti is a time bomb waiting to explode.

@ Razorr,

Man Utd's position has been in an ascending status since the start of the Prem.
United started with being 19th on the table to 4th on the table.
Chelsea was leading the table as at MATCHDAY 4 but having notched just 1 point in the last 2 games is nuthing to write home about,
Dont get me wrong . . . . .Chelsea will still peak but they are very far from their maximum potentials for now.
I don't expect Chelsea to get their winning ways back until October.
Jose does not know his strongest XI yet.


@ J-K,

Be patient!
Mourinho, Martin O'Neill, Steve Bruce and Chris Hutchings must all be wondering who would cop for a United goal backlash.
Someone must suffer the ruthless efficiency of Man Utd sooner or later when the team gels.
Around the corner is always a sound thrashing for some poor unfortunate side.
In the winter of 2001 Chelsea halted the 1-0 mini-run with a draw but then Arsenal were murdered 6-1 at Old Trafford.

But most famously in the winter of 1999 after Charlton and Derby had been beaten by a slender 1-0 scoreline Nottingham Forest were smashed 8-1.
It's hard to see at the moment where, and if, someone will be on the end of a merciless Reds beating.
With Wayne Rooney due back, Cristiano Ronaldo, an improving Carlos Tevez and Paul Scholes pulling the strings the great entertainers won't be subdued for too long.
In Sir Alex Ferguson's 20 years United just don't do a glut of 1-0s.
His sides get bored of scraping results and ALWAYS return to normality with devastating effect.
Let it be known . . . . . . . Someone will get seriously thumped in the next few weeks.

@ Bandit,

Pillock? 
Thats the funniest i have read from u in weeks.
Dont sweat me techniques.
Go and do your domestic chores and come back here to get whupped.
Bloody OAF!!!!!!

Chelsea is light-weight.
With ur DROGBA, u were walloped 2-0 by a young ASTON VILLA side.
Your defence has conceded 6 goals already this season . . . .Truth be told, thats far from a team challenging the premiership.
What can u offer? Pizarro? Malouda? Sidwell?
Ohhhh Maaa Dayzzzzz . . . . . . .I am having a laugh!

NONE OF THE ABOVE.

Even ur gaffer admitted it was far below a VINTAGE CHELSEA performance.
You guys didnt really work Brad Friedel out . . . .it was just huffing and puffing as usual.
The goal was a valid goal, no doubt about it but a serious team chasing the title should have tucked the match away with 2 goals.
Blackburn could have scored but thanx to Cech.

Go and read the dailies.
Didier is in terrible pains . . . he cannot even run let alone kick football.
He is suffering acute pains in his right knee at the moment and might likely miss Sunday's crunchy tie.

Fat Frank wont even sniff the ball playing against his masters in Scholesy and Hargo.
Where's Frankie when Chelsea played United at the community shield?
Expect him to have anutha woeful performance as usual.

Fat Frank?
You are having a laugh.
Just wait till he gets shackled by Owen Hargreaves.
Vidic and Rio will be too much for Shevchenko and Pizarro.
The only danger i can for see is MALOUDA but if Gary Neville plays then Chelsea has no chance!!!!!!!!!!

Apache, Wazza, Ronaldo and Nani will give Chelsea mad problems.
I cant wait to see Terry/Alex being ridiculed by fast improving Tevez.
Ronaldo will make Belletti sit on his ass and Nani will do the same to Ashley Cole.
Make no bones about this . . . . the pendulum swings towards Man Utd.
Chelsea cannot shoot straight and please expect anutha defeat at OT.

@ Razorr,

Drogba is not going to be fit till October.
Lampard should pass a late fitness test and make the team to OT.
Your attack is too blunt to cause any damages against Man Utd so forget this match.
I see a Man Utd victory written all over it.

Hesitate against Chelsea? No way.
This is the best time we can play Chelsea.
The team is outta sorts and i am pretty confident United's strongest XI is better than Chelsea's.
We will beat Chelsea if we have a quality bench that can change the match.
With Neville, Rooney, Owen and Anderson . . . .Chelsea will bite the dust.

@ Dayokanu,

You are too clueless to know anything about football.
The head to head battle between the English National team and the Germans are closely matched.
You are such a ninny for comparing the 2 teams in the first place so pick this out. . . . .

10th May 1930, Friendly, Gruenwald, Berlin
Draw 3-3
England scorers: Bradford 2, Jack
Germany scorers: R. Hofmann 3

4th December 1935, Friendly, White Hart Lane, London
England won 3-0
England scorers: Camsell 2, Bastin.


14th May 1938, Friendly, Olympic Stadium, Berlin
England won 6-3
England scorers: Robinson 2, Matthews, Broome, Bastin, Goulden
Germany scorers: Gellesch, Gauchel, Pesser.


1st December 1954, Friendly, Wembley, London
England won 3-1
England scorers: Bentley, Allen, Shackleton
West Germany scorers: Beck

26th May 1956, Friendly, Olympic Stadium, Berlin
England won 3-1
England scorers: Edwards, Grainger, Haynes
West Germany scorers: F. Walter

12th May 1965, Friendly, Nuremberg, Germany
England won 1-0
England scorer: Paine


23rd February 1966, Friendly, Wembley, London
England won 1-0
England scorer: Stiles

30th July 1966, World Cup Final, Wembley, London
England won 4-2 (aet)
England scorers: Hurst 3, Peters
West Germany scorers: Haller, Weber

1st June 1968, Friendly, Hannover, Germany
Germany won 1-0
West Germany scorers: Beckenbauer


14th June 1970, World Cup Quarter-final, Leon, Mexico
Germany won 3-2 (aet)
England scorers: Mullery, Peters
West Germany scorers: Beckenbauer, Seeler, Muller


29th April 1972, European Championship Quarter-final, Wembley, London
Germany won 3-1
England scorer: Lee
West Germany scorers: Hoeness, Netzer (pen.), Muller

12th March 1975, Friendly, Wembley, London
England won 2-0
England scorers: Bell, Macdonald


22nd February 1978, Friendly, Munich, Germany
Germany won 2-1
England scorers: Pearson
West Germany scorers: Worm, Bonhof

13th October 1982, Friendly, Wembley, London
Germany won 2-1
England scorer: Woodcock
West Germany scorers: Rummenigge 2

12th June 1985, Friendly, Mexico City
England won 3-0
England scorers: Robson, Dixon 2


9th September 1987, Friendly, Dusseldorf, Germany
England lost 3-1
England scorer: Lineker
West Germany scorers: Littbarski 2, Wuttke


4th July 1990, World Cup Semi-final, Turin, Italy
Draw 1-1 (aet), Germany won 4-3 on penalties
England scorer: Lineker
West Germany scorer: Brehme


11th September 1991, Friendly, Wembley, London
Germany won 1-0
West Germany scorer: Riedle


9th June 1993, US Cup, Detroit, USA
Germany won 2-1
England scorer: Platt
West Germany scorers: Effenberg, Klinsmann


26th June 1996, European Championship Semi-final, Wembley
1-1 draw (aet), Germany won 6-5 on penalties(aet)
England scorer: Shearer
West Germany scorer: Kuntz


17th June 2000, European Championship Group Match, Charleroi, Belgium
England won 1-0
England scorers: Shearer

7th October 2000, World Cup Qualifier, Wembley
Germany won 1-0
Germany scorer: Hamann

1st September 2001, World Cup Qualifier, Munich
England won 5-1
England scorers: Owen 3, Heskey, Gerrard.
Germany scorer: Jancker

22nd August 2007, Friendly, Wembley.
Germany won 2-1
England scorer: Lampard
Germany scorers: Kuranyi, Pander.

@ Abium,

Those Chelski and Arsenal fans cannot see beyond their noses.
Lets face it . . . .United will play better when Wazza and Gazza comes back this week.
Last season, we have just 13 points from 6 games . . . .It means we are only 2 POINTS short even with the loss of our big players.
I am confident Ferguson will put us back on the top spot by MATCHDAY 10.
United played with ONLY 3 strikers last season at this stage in ROONEY, SAHA and SOLSKJAER.
This season  we will have Rooney, Saha and Tevez and maybe Anderson . . . . . . . . .So, we are not as bad as the tabloids are making it to be.
19th position just 3 weeks ago and 4th position now is a huge leap and the ascension will CONTINUE.
Expect Man Utd to be 2nd/3rd by this time next weekend . . . .Its our bragging rights.


@ 9ja4eva,

United is back.
Harry Redknapp want DRUNK when he said he thinks United has the best squad to win the title among the BIG 4.
The loss of Rooney and Ronaldo for 3 weeks wasnt too significant afterall.
We are ahead of Chelsea who is still our biggest threat this season.
Arsenal, Liverpool and Man City are just temporary occupants . . . .they will soon make way for Ferguson and Mourinho.

I cannot wait to see how we would set out against Chelsea.
Hargo should be back on Wednesday and Rooney will definitely play as well.
Quality reeks everywhere u look in the team. Did u see Carlos Tevez's display against the Toffees?
I have no doubt he would become a LEGEND like Cantona if he continues this way. Such is his natural ability, vision and stealth.
Its now clear to me why he was named the South American player of the year 3 times in succession.
APACHE is class.

@ 9ja4eva,

Chelsea is outta sorts.
They cant SHOOT straight these days. I cannot wait to have em.
Its not even certain Drogba will make the OT showdown . . . .His injury might stall him till Chelsea faces Valencia in October.
If United can come outta the Lisbon game without injuries then we should have Chelsea for dinner.


@ I-man,

Silvestre's injury will do us more good than harm.
Its certain Ferguson wont start him again this season which is good news.
John O'Shea is an utility player and can play in that position. I think Johnny Evans should also be handful.
I think its high time young players in the academy starts breaking into the senior team.
Blimey . . . I wanna see Bardsley, Evans, Campbell, Dong and Fabien Brandy play some part this season.
Gazza, Giggsy and Scholesy are getting older and we need to start finding replacements or else we wld go extinct.

@ Abium,

Did u say United will be back and better?
Man United is back already. Saturday's game was a champion's statement.
Getting results even when we are not playing really good. God help our opponents when the team finds its mojo.
I cant wait for Gazza and Wazza to return to that team. Its about time.
Lets show these wankers that we are the team that makes the English Premiership tick.
Write United off at ur own peril.

Ohhhhhhh Ma Daysssssssss.
Mustapha must be gulping pounded yam and stew like a glutton that he is now.
Lil wonder he is misbehaving . . . .Funny what FOOD can do to human mutts.
I can't believe i will have to put up with his madness for the next 20 something days . . . .Gosh, its UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!


@ Osisi,

Thats GROSS!
30 women at the same time?
For bleeps Sake . . . . .Can a man be that VIRILE.
Well . . . . .Let Mustay continue his ways then . . . .afterall, there are 29 virgins waiting for him in heaven.
Oooooops, it seems there is a scarcity now . . . .he would get ZILCH virgins.

Fucking Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U had me in stitches there.
Let him try Pig's eyes and Alligator's cock.
Mistake me for a shiite? . . . . . The Arrow is a bloody errorist.
Even if i was a shiite, is it proper for a fasting muslim to HATE on others?
Why cant he just change his channel to SAUDI TV and watch his mates pray rather than litter this thread with junks?

@ Mustay,

Follow the path of ur prophets.
Stop constituting a nuisance on this thread.
Go and reflect on today's message and stop acting like an oaf that u are.
Calling me a trash and u are fasting? PUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE, i wont be surprised if u strap BOMBS tomorrow morning!
Buncha ninnies!

@ +osisi,

Thats even if the pillock is fasting at all . . . . .
Most of em are just Moslems by name . . .Demons by nature.
A fasting faithful of Islam wouldnt be found on a forum posting pictures and comments of another club in Man Utd.
Its ridiculous what joblessness can make ADULTS become sometimes.
This gay named MUSTAY is a human mutt . . . . . .In the days of MOSES, he wld be stoned to DEATH for bringing shame to his FAITH.

@ Mustay,

U are just an IDIOT.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it now . . . .U are fasting.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, ur rusty ribs are starting to itch cos of hunger.
I can understand ur plight . . . .Maybe when u eat, u will come back to ur shallow senses.
For now . . . . . .U are just a bloody OAF!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Mustay,

Are u high on poop?
Does this look like a Chelsea thread?
Who the heck is interested in Jose Mourinho's rants and moans?
Take ur garbage outta this thread before i ram into ur cranium with a baseball bat.
Dont spam this thread . . . .
If United fans go to ur thread to do the same, some idiots would open em mouths and start moaning.
Be smart, dont be a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont really see Chelsea recovering soon.
They seem to have lost that FEAR FACTOR.
Teams come to Stamfoed Bridge to take the game to Chelsea and Blackburn was quite unlucky not to have gotten a goal last night.
Petr Cech's save was top draw . . . . . . I am still wondering how he managed to saved the shot . . .CECH is top-class.

Anyways, Chelsea face a tougher test at OT next weekend.
Its gonna be a mouth-watering tie with Lampard, Rooney, Neville and Drogba just coming back . . .
There wont be any excuse that a team missed his big players . . . Both teams should be at full-strength when they clash.
In me mind's eye . . . .I see Man United running away with a 2-0 victory to make a STATEMENT this season.

@ I-man,

Bandit and the word IGNORANUS have a close relationship.
They are just inseperable.
How can anyone come here and spew bollocks in the midst of intellects.
The Daily Mail only guessed Arsenal would soon announce a turn-over of £200 million.
Why would anyone come here and quote Daily Mail's myopic hypothesis when u have the Deloittes and Forbes.
Without a shadow of doubt, Banderas is a pillock. . . . . . .

Back to footie. . . . .
Mikael Silvestre is out for the REST OF THE SEASON with a cruciate knee ligament injury.
This is the best news i have heard this year. Better than Tevez signing and Wazza/Gazza's come back.
Ferguson now knows he must sign a top quality left back ASAP. He should start scouting for players on FREE AGENTS.
What do ya guys think of Taiye Taiwo or Ifeanyi Udeze?
Nahhhhhhh, scratch that . . . . . . .Arthur Boka or Marco ZORO will fare better.

@ Loridmpaq,

You are very funny.
Anyways u like talking through your ass so i wont be fazed about your comments.
Lemme enlighten u a bit . . . . .
Arsenal's next fixtures are:

Derby at Emirates(WIN)
West Ham at Upton Park(LOSS)
Sunderland at Emirates(WIN)
Bolton at Emirates(DRAW)
Liverpool at Anfield(LOSS)
Man Utd at Emirates(LOSS)

Add it up and tell me if u will be on top by MATCHDAY 10.
Dont be deceived, West Ham and Liverpool will mash Arsenal up.
Chelsea would fall at Old Trafford . . . . .This is the best time to play Chelsea as they are mis-firing.
Gazza and Wazza will add the bite that has been missing in Man Utd all this while.

@ Lordimpaq,

If i were u, i wld be on ma knees and start praying.
Three weeks ago, only Derby were below United on the table.
Now the defending champions are level on points with the early-season pacesetters Liverpool.
Our comeback has not been pretty to watch, but it has been very effective.

Its a shame all our rivals didnt make the most of it when Man United was struggling.
Our big players in Gazza and Wazza are coming back now so things should shape up well in the coming fixtures.
I told y'all knuckle-heads United's revival would start against Tottenham and its been 3 victories on the bounce since then.
Man City was on top some few weeks back . . . . where are they now?
Arsenal is on top now . . . .where would they be in 4 weeks time?


@ A-40 & Abium,

The Man of the match was given to Brad Friedel and NOT Samba.
Samba should have clinched it if he didnt have his head whacked by Sheva in the dying minutes.