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@ I-man,

Bandit is a schmuk!!!!!!!!
Why wont United sell their tickets allocation?
Bandit must be Arrow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
United sold 75,666 tickets playing with Sunderland . . . .why wont they sell 3000 tickets of a Lisbon match?
I am sure 1000 of those tickets would be lapped up by Lisbon fans!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Before u go . . . . .
Can u gimme the situation report in PH?
Just a brief report of whatz been happening since the curfew!
I am a lil lost on what happened and how the govt is taking care of the issues . . . . .

@ tkb 417,

How well do u know Bandit?
Razorr, Chacal, Wormedup, Ruudie, 9ja4eva, I-man and J-K all agree he is dumb.
Please use the same STAT to determine if he is dumb or not!

@ Bandit,

I didnt say i have met 10 Arsenal fans.
Lemme educate u . . . . . . i musta met 400 gooners and i am sure 360 of em are IDIOTS.
Do the math!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Ritchboi,

There's nuthing else to say to u.
Essien and Anfield shouldnt have been in the same sentence.
Make ur comments more concise and pithy to the dumbest reader so u cld be understood next time.
U nailed Bleep ALL . . . . .Dont even go down that lane with me.

@ Razorr,

Stop flogging a dead horse.
Bandit knows he is a ninny.
Intelligence doesnt come into it when u are dealing with a mental handicap.
Dont belabour the obvious!

@ Banderas,

Exactly ma point!
I have read, learnt and heard a lot about gooners all over the world and i am having 1st hand experience on this forum.
If i meet 100 gooner fans and 90 of em are idiots . . . .what does that tell u?
It simply means 90% of y'all gooners are IDIOTS.
Lemme put it in a layman's terms . . . .9 out of every 10 arsenal fans u meet is an IDIOT.
STATS is the way it is . . . . .

@ Banderas,

I dont have to meet all the gooners to know they r dumb.
Dang it, I didnt need to meet Adolf Hitler to know he was EVIL.
This is anutha moronic post coming from the arse of the Bandit.
Gooners crawl around every soccer weblog spewing balderdash.
Majority of y'all gooners are either dumb, dyslexic and insane.

@ Banderas,

I strongly believe ur last comment didnt come outta ur head or ur heart.
It came from ur arse.
Even a kid of 5 knows lockdown agreement is not enforceable.
Every human being has a price . . . . .The take-over is imminent!

ritchboi:
@jackal and i man
damn,yal r so quick 2 drop bombs
if u read my previous posts u wil see i quoted d comentator sayin arsenals results against d big 4 last season just before henry scored d wina at d emirates.so i teased jackal by sayin it would b.'a draw at anfield,and theres esien'.that is chelseas result against d oda big 4 teams this season(which is d one all draw at anfield),'and theres essien' means esien would score d wina this weekend.
So r u ready 2 admit your ovious dunbnes or do i hav 2 explain further?

Please before u explain further . . . .do me a favour by explaining what ovious dunbness means?
You are such an errorist and we shouldnt take u serious.
You are quoting what Martin Tyler said before Henry's goal? What the heck does that have to do with real facts?
A draw at Anfield and there's Essien shouldnt have been in the same sentence, dumbo!!!!!!!!!
They are clearly 2 events . . . .How would a layman understand. He wld def'ly think Essien is playing at Anfield.


@ Banderas,

C'mon bwoy . . . . .Dont be a schmuk.
United havent sold all their allocated tickets is something Ferguson will not worry about now.
You asked me a question and i gave u the answer that NO UNITED FAITHFUL CAN BE BOVVERED ABOUT TICKETS.
Is that not an answer or u simply cannot decipher what it is? Read between the lines . . . your question is dumb!
Why are 90% of em gooners so dumb?

Banderas . . . . .Is OT in Manchester?
Chacal. . . . . . Is the Pope Catholic or Is the grass green?
That is a classic example of what transpired between us today.
Jackal doesnt type good english. . . . . . . .I am having a laugh.
I don't claim i type good english,. All i am saying is Banderas is a LUMMOX. Now, PICK THAT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
You Cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=I-man link=topic=16635.msg1507220#msg1507220 date=1190116388]@Bandy

You are an idiot [/quote]I disagree with that.
How can u say Bandit is an idiot.
He is only dyslexic and maybe ummmmmh, ummmmmh, ignorant.
Ignoramus is a better word but dont call him IGNORANUS.
Thats bang outta order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Spot On.
U took that out of me mouth.
Loyika doesnt knw shit about corporate take-overs.
Lockdown is just as effective as its spelt . . . . .it means shyte.
Arsenal is up for grabs and its only a matter of time . . . . . . . .

Banderas:
@ Banderas,

The match is being played in Portugal.
*What is Man Utd's biznizz with what happens in Portugal?
It is what happens at OT that i am concerned about.
*Who gives a hoot if they have a sold out in Lisbon or not?
Are u this ignorant?

If u are not stupid/dyslexic u should know i was talking about tickets in ma 1st question.
C'mon . . . .dont be a retard, if we dont care about the results . . . .whats the point in traveling to Lisbon in the 1st place.
Only a LUMMOX like u could have thunk the way u did . . .  .The 2nd question should have told u i meant tickets and not RESULTS.
Who gives a Bleep if we play in a sold-out stadium or empty stadium . . . . It is the results that matters.
What is 3000 tickets allocation given to United gonna solve compared to the 70,000 plus tickets we wld sell at OT!!!!!!!!!!!
It is OFFICIAL . . . . . . . . .BANDERAS IS A NINCOMPOOP(NINNY)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Banderas,

It seems u are suffering from selective dyslexia.
I can understand your ignorance but to be dyslexic is quite UNFORGIVABLE.
Lemme break u something proper . . . . . .

You asked why we are not selling tickets . . . . . .I said it is up to Sporting Lisbon to have a sold-out for their stadium.
I also stated i was sure United would have sold all the tickets allocated to em.
Furthermore, i also added i don't care what happens in Lisbon whether United fills up the stadium or the stadium is empty.

The moronic Bandit now derailed by saying . . . .It means i don't care whether we lose or win.
How does selling tickets or filling up a stadium translates to winning or losing.
If you are not stupid/foolish . . . u shouldnt have dragged the issue to winning or losing.
Anyways, i have drawn ma conclusions on u. Your problems have been isolated to IGNORANCE, DYSLEXIA and STUPIDITY.
Trust me . . . . .I wont jump u ever again if u make any error or spew your balderdash on this forum.
This is gonna be ma last straw . . . .Afterall, u dont ask a blind man what the time says!

@ ritchboi,

U are saying crap.
Its going to be a draw at Anfield and there's Essien . . . . . . . Thats absolute BOLLOCKS.
Essien is not playing at Anfield this weekend . . . .He will be playing at OT.

U are not only dumb . . .U are a ninny as well.
Whats so wrong in admitting u goofed and lets carry on.
How can u be this ignorant?
I'm not surprised . . . .Arses r the dumbest in the world . . .
Didnt some of y'all say Fabregas is better than Maradona and Zidane?

ritchboi:
@jackal
this weekend its goin 2 b
'a draw at anfield,and theres ESSSIENNN!!!!'

A DRAW at Anfield?
Anfield or Old Trafford?
Gosh . . . . . . what is wrong with Arsenal fans?
This table-topping feats is giving y'all FITS.

@ Ritchboi,

Arsenal beat United home and away . . . . Drew Chelsea home and away . . . .Won and Lost to Liverpool.
Amongst the big 4 . . . .Arsenal had the best results but still finished 21 points below Man Utd.
What does that tell u? It means Arsenal's achilles lie with the mid-table teams like Boro, Bolton, Blackburn, Everton, Villa and Hammers.
Arsenal also lost 7 matches on the road last season  . . . . . .it also implies they are weaker when playing away.

All i am saying is its too early for u gooners to be talking about winning the title.
Its still a long hard season . . . .There are still 32/33 games to go and thats huge.
If Derby wins all its remaining games in the Premiership, they will win the title despite sitting at the bottom of the table today.
Mathematically, any team can still win the title but the favourites are still Man Utd and Chelsea.

@ LoyiSKI,

Go and start praying for ur team.
In 2004/05, Arsenal clinched 25 points in 9 games before bowing down to Man Utd at OT.
They did not win in that season even with such an impressive start of 8 wins and a draw.
If i were u, i wld keep ma gloatings under wraps until May . . . . . . . .
It is still a long hard season . . . . . . . Arsenal will CRUMBLE when the real litmus test comes.
Do not say u were not WARNED.

Banderas:
What? So you can't sell away tickets then? Woeful! Shameful!! Oh, and ignorant as well.

So Jackal isn't interested in what happens in Portugal, does this mean it's okay to lose in portugal then?

Look at what u posted here and tell me what it implies.
I am now pretty confident I-man knows what he is saying about u being an ignoranus.
If we lose in Portugal . . . . .does that not mean we have lost 3 points? So why r u asking me if u said anything about 3 points?
It is OFFICIAL . . . . . . .YOUR LEVEL OF IGNORANCE AND FOOLISHNESS is TOP DRAWER.


@ Ritchboi,

Sometimes u pulverise a team without winning with a huge margin.
I have seen some 1-0 victories that could have been 9-0 with the number of chances wasted.
Arsenal V Man City was a 1-0 but does the scoreline really reflect what actually happened in the match?
I don't care what the score-line reads as long as United clinches the 3 points.

@ LoyiSKI,

Watch out for Kanoute and Alves.
Arsenal might taste their 1st defeat this season at home tomorrow.

@ Razorr,

Loyiski is fails to realise David Dein is a dissatisfied ex-worker of Arsenal.
People like that are the most dangerous to phuck with.
He brought in a Russian because we all know Russians and Americans dont see eye to eye.
There's bound to be an explosion anytime soon and trust the Russian/Uzbek to have the upper hand.

@ Loyiski,

Enjoy the sunshine while it lasts . . . . . . .
Arsenal is on top of the league in september and their fans are ecstatic they would win the league.
Liverpool fans were having the same bouts of erections just 2 weeks ago so i cant be bovvered.
The real title contenders are Chelsea and Man Utd.

Arsenal's fuel will run empty when winter comes . . . . They always play shit in winter anyways.
So, if i were u . . . . . . . . . .i will run and hide or better still, mask meself cos i will skin u alive when u get toppled.
Just dunno why u cant see beyond ur nose . . . all the games Arsenal have won are the normal games u always win every season.
U have always had the upper hand against Spurs, Pompey, Man City and Fulham so there's been no improvement.
Your run of matches is  apparently easy and thats why u are on top of the league.
Lets see what happens when u meet ur perennial beaters in Chelsea, Man Utd, Liverpool, Bolton/Newcastle and West Ham.

@ Banderas,

Your level of reasoning is appaling.
I am very sure Man Utd wld have sold out all the tickets allocated to em as an away team.
United fans traveling to lisbon cannot be more than 3000 fans . . . . . .
Ooooops . . . . so u actually expect 100,000 United fans to watch United tonight?
How dumb can u be?

How does selling tickets compare to clinching 3 points?
What is ur argument?
If u dont have anything to spew, i will suggest u play with ur cock-head for some few hours.
Stop spilling ejaculates on our thread.

@ Banderas,

Stop displaying ur ignorance.
It is up to Sporting Lisbon to sell their tickets.
Ticket allocation to the away team is minimal . . . . Do u expect Man Utd fans to fill up the entire Lisbon stadium?
Are u really a LUMMOX?
Man Utd does not own the Lisbon stadium . . . . . . . . . .
How many English fans will be willing to watch Man Utd play Sporting Lisbon?

@ Banderas,

The match is being played in Portugal.
What is Man Utd's biznizz with what happens in Portugal?
It is what happens at OT that i am concerned about.
Who gives a hoot if they have a sold out in Lisbon or not?
Are u this ignorant?

@ J-K,

Where is your source on Gazza?
Who is feeding u this junk of information?
Neville was left to play 2 reserve games this week so he wld be fit for Chelski.
Hargreaves is still in massive pains but should be ok for Chelsea.
We got Wazza back and the midfield is packed with players . . . .
Lisbon will be pulverised tomorrow.

@ Razorr,

Make no bones about it.
Usmanov is one tough sonofabitch. He wont be as gentle as Roman Abrahamovic.
He is known as THE HARD MAN OF RUSSIA.
Very CRUDE and RUTHLESS, he wont be patient with Wenger when he takes over . . . . . . . . . . .
U might also like to know Usmanov was once an ex-convict. He spent 6 years behind bars for drug-trafficking and erm, erm, RAPE.
Who says Arsenal is not for HOODLUMS?
Osama Bin Laden and now USMANOV?

@ LoyiSKI,

Keep dreaming.
Usmanov is a pit bull. He wont stop knocking until the doors open to him.
Go and read his dossier . . . . He is a beast and wants to do a lil competition with Roman.
David Dein should never have sold his shares to Usmanov.
Lets see how loyal the other share-holders are . . . .I have a feeling they will start selling soon.

As per being on top in week 38, thats another fantasy of urs.
The problem about u these days is ur love for fantasy movies.
It seems u are now an ardent fan of Peter Pan.
U need to go check the fixtures after ur match against Derby County.
Liverpool and Man Utd is on the way for u guys . . . .What was the result last season when u went to Anfield in the league?

@ LoyiSKI,

U should start going for Russian classes these days.
Nahhhhhhh . . . . . .What do u know about the Red Square , Alexander Garden or the KREMLIN.
I hope this one will not be worse than Roman Abrahamovic when he takes over.
Intel says Usmanov and Wenger would be on the bench shouting orders to Adebayor when he takes over.
He is a soccer fanatic so brace urself.

@ Dayokanu,

U are just a ninny.
How can u say Raul is the only world-class player Spain ever had.
What about Emilio Butragueno, Fernando Heirro and Andoni Zubizarreta?
I just think u have a warped view of what world-class players are.
Your eye-vision needs to re-alligned.

Nigeria is another big under-achieving country.
Poor administration to dodgy football agents is the ugly-headed hydra killing Nigerian players off.
If Okocha was English . . . he would have won European player of the year with his stupendous talents.
Kanu Nwankwo, Amuneke, George Finidi are all world-class players.

Croatia also had Davor Suker and Zvonimir Boban.
How can u tell me these lads aint world class players?
Your idiocy even extended to the theory that age-grade competitions dont mean shit . . . .How dumb can u be?
Maradona, Ronaldinho, Luis Figo, Luiz Ronaldo, Dida and Leo Messi were all products of age-grade competitions.
Because Italy and the Nazis have never won it dont mean big countries like Brazil and Argentina dont do well in it.
Look beyond ur broken nose.

@ I-man,

Pls talk to MUSTAY now.
He is becoming a pest on this forum.
I know where to read about Chelsea if i need to . . .Why is he acting like a swine?

@ Debosky,

Kitzorr is ma latest project.
I have spent so much hours burning the candles at both ends to make this project work.
The snag is i have drained out all the testosterone in Kit's body before combining his genes with Razorr.
Trust me there is no aggression and erections . . . . . . .Just a gentle beast that is lyrically flagrant.
Besides, i also developed a serum that is Anti-Kitzorr . . . . .One blast of spray and Kitzorr breaks into a very weak Kit and a very aggressive Razorr.
Now tell me . . . . .Who says science is not LIFE?

P.S. DERBY 1-0 NEWCASTLE. 22 mins to go.
I hope Derby doesnt do a a replica at the Emirates this weekend.

For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . . .

Who fasts and prays and come to an online forum to irritate other members.
There are 2 dedicated threads for Chelsea so why dont u go there and post ur faggotish picx of MAKELELE there?
Are u a true practising muslim or a KAFFIR?
How do u expect ur fasting to be acceptable in God's sight with this ur fuckery.
If MALCOLM X was living . . . . He wouldnt let this be.

@ Razorr,

Leave Mustay alone . . . . . . . . . . .
There's food in his duodenum now so he can spew shit as usual.
How can a fasting muslim breaks his fast only to come to Nairaland and start spewing shit.
Is that what the Holy Quaran preaches?
Only Mustay breaks his fast by watching gay porn on the internet.
He is a bloody LUMMOX.

Look at this combination of earthlings . . . . . .
Kit + Razorr = Kitzorr!!!!!!!!!

You now want to turn the diss on my head.
Fucking hell . . . . . I wont let u put me in trouble.
How can anyone call the handsome John O'Shea a GAMBIAN TURKEY?
Damn. . . . . How many Arsenal players or Chelskite players are more good looking than Sheasy.
May God forgive y'all.

Dr Kit and Razorr,

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is where u little demons are hiding talking about turkey . . . .I see . . .
I am sure u guys are dissing Man Utd . . .Last time i checked, Arsenal and Chelsea have one common enemy in Man United.
I can't believe u guys can hide here and diss Man Utd by calling my John O'Shea a GAMBIAN TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it fair?

@ Rikkyjen,

For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . . .
U came out guns blazing . . . .U wanna kill bandit?
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, i am running scared on this thread . . .
How does one spill ejaculate on a thread? Is he a self-servicer?