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[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16635.msg1425367#msg1425367 date=1187894840]Na Belletti make us lose champions league for that i wish him 6 months injury.Au revoir Robben look on th bright side you have SWP[/quote]

Henry made u lose the Champions League.
Ya Igwe was wasteful on the day.

Ok.

Fergie should sign Maldini or Roberto Carlos.

Look at this cheap Arsenal fans coveting United players because i mentioned Gael Clichy.
Clichy would jump at the opportunity to join Man Utd.
Didn't he say Cristiano Ronaldo was the best player he has ever played with?
Ferguson should tease Wenger a little bit and make a bid for Clichy . . . . .
Who knows? Wenger might trade Gael for Silvestre.

@ Debosky,
You got an instant erection when i mentioned Gael Clichy?
Is he that solid? I think he is better going forward than defending.
He is everything like Ashley Cole but love of money.
Man Utd is getting skint with the number of people leaving . . . . . . .
Maybe Fergie should buy Gio Van Brockhorst or BEN IROHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Fergie should sign a left back defender quick.
I dont trust Silvestre and O'Shea on that Left Back if Evra goes missing.
United keep selling players without acquiring replacements for em.

As it is today, United need to buy 2 more players.
A big centre-forward and a left back defender that will cover for Heinze.
Fergie should sign Taiye Taiwo or Gael Clichy.

@ Debosky,

Was the thread really locked or all y'all are seeing MIRAGE?
Anyways, we are cool now on ur shyte gunners thread.
Where's Loyika, Kit and Lordi?

@ Lordi,

I will let u be now.
International Community are threatening to levy various fines and sanctions.
Please go in PEACE and take some BREAST MILK.

@ Sir Lordi,

Dont be such a lunkhead.
We are just having fun on a forum.
I dont know u and u dont know me so why are u getting worked up for nuthing.
Take a chill pill.
Accept the breast milk u are offered cos i think u r THIRSTY.

@ Razorr,

Don't get pissed off because LORDI declined your CHESTICLE offer.
Why r u venting ur anger on me for nothing?
Offer ur breasts to FACELESS and maybe he would accept it.

Breast milk?
Eeeeewwwwwwwww, LORDI is shagging an expecting mother again.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LORDI needs DELIVERANCE.
From JEJE's pussy to MISS chesticle's chesticles



@ Razorr,
Buhahahah hahahahahahahahaha
Even ur PRICELESS pair of BREASTS cant entice LORDI.
He is now so used to lil girl's breastz.

Who thinks LORDI is a PAEDO? I do.

@ Loyika,
Can u tell us why LORDI is so pained about this whole incident?

@ Lordi,

U are beginning to piss me off right now.
What the heck is wrong with u mentioning ma name in the same breath as spitting?
I am gonna give u a last chance now . . . . . .back off, geezer  . . . . . . .back off!!!!!!!!

If u are not FACELESS . . . .simply say so.
Dont come here and start preaching your HOLIER THAN THOU heresies here.
Dont let me use the next 9 hrs to bomb ur ass down with disses . . . .u dont wanna get banned again now, do ya?

@ LORDI,

Stop ranting like a baby.
C'mon . . . . . .10 years from now there would be another Chacal spewing VENOM.
10 YEARS FROM NOW . . . . . . . .LORDI will be locked up in a PENN cos ur acts of paedophile would have sent u directly to jail.
Why are u so sensitive to this jokes? Have we all touched a sore nerve in ya cranium?
Have u been touching lil boys like Michael jackson.
You know me too well . . . . . . . .I am gonna assume i didnt see ur last comment.
The next time u open ur stinking mouth at me shall be the last for u.
Dont provoke Le Chacal . . . . .I am such a violent thang,

Jackal to apologise?
U have to wait for the next HARLEY'S COMET, mate!
Le Chacal does not tender apologies . . . .never have, never will.
If u can't put up with me then suck ma cock.

U were the one posing as FACELESS.
I have scanned ur IP addy and its the same thing with what u are using now.
CONFESS now so u can RAPTURE on the appointed day.
ALL liars go to HELL.

@ Vieira,

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I will let this slide cos u r ma comrade in the North London axis.
Dont make me come out PUNCHING . . . . . .
I am not in a very good mood as y'all wankers are accusing KITKAT wrongly.

lordimpaq:
@jackal.

i am pretty sure you're out of your mind,

don't even try to provoke me,

Are u talking to me?
Don't make me open ur cranium with a SLAP.
You disgusting paedophile.
How could u pursue JEJE so vigorously with shit lyrics. . . . . . U make me wanna puke.

Banderas:
Jack, hope y'all used vaseline, ?

Banderas,
Bleep u and what u believe.
I dont do MEN like u and VIEIRA.
Fucking Sodomites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

i will JUMP-SLAP u if u dont keep ur stinking mouth shut.
U have the nerves to say the best team in the world is CRAPUNITED?
C'mon geezer . . . . . . your record is 3/15 compared to Man Utd's 9/15.
Who is the truest n realest?

@ Razorr and Vieira,

May God hammer y'all rib-cages with a SLEDGE-HAMMER.
Who was penetrated anally? R u guys on crack?
KIT and I dont belong to tha same cult.
He is a GOONER, i am a RED DEVIL.
Devils n Gooners can never drink in the same bar,let alone be in the same cult.
Razorr is high on shroomz, Vieira is high on Razorr's pussy.

I am fully convinced KITKAT is not FACELESS.
There's no conspiracy theory u guys can brew that can shake me foundations.
KIT's got game . . . . . .LORDI aint got no game.
For instance, look at the way he fell for your CHESTICLES and u cut his hair like DELILAH did SAMSON.
KIT is an astute dude and will never suck up to JEJE in this manner.
LORDI is the faceless guy and the quiet ones are the most dangerous peops.
Be smart . . . . .trust Le Chacal to sniff out anything like this more than anyone.
Trust me . . . . .Copy me.

A dose of STD?

Syphilis or Staphylococcus will be the right dose for FACELESS for being a disgrace to MANHOOD.
How can a guy's lyrics be so watery.
My PIT-BULL could have done a better job wetting JEJE's knickers with its lyrics.
KIT can never ever be FACELESS.

18-yr old kids can fall in love with an OLD MAN.
Chief Okoya married a teenager some years back in Lagos, Kanu Nwankwo fell in love with a teenager at 40 so this things happen.
JEJE loves KITKAT cos KIT drives a smart car, lives in a smart flat in Lagos and besides KIT spends mad cheddarz.
We all know money attracts women and JEJE is not an exception to this law.

KIT sent me a txt now and told me fuel is out in the generating plant.
He wont be back until later so SLOW ur roll.
I still insist FACELESS is not KIT.
FACELESS is LORDI or GRIZZLY.

@ Vieira,

Dont u dare INSULT KITKAT.
Why do u choose to believe these poeple over KITKAT.
LORDI is ma prime suspect . . . . . .My church mind says it is LORDI.
After falling for RAZORR's chesticles last month . . . . .He got dumped and hes trying to get into JEJE's knickers.


@ Razorr,

I wont let u bring KIT down on this forum
KIT is 22 and he's matured for his age.
Me Nigga is rich, young and very succesful.
How many peops of KIT's age can afford to buy a LEXUS JEEP.


@ Chuckdee4,

If my sister decides to shag a 61 yr old Granny then i will say AMEN.
What makes u think u can choose for your sister. Who knows whether your own sister is SHAGGING a 70 year-old as we speak.
Dont fool yourself . . . .JEJE is an adult and she/he loves has a CRUSH on KIT.

I STILL disagree with u.
NEPA struck where KITKAT was browsing from so that is why he is offline.
KIT will be back soon to defend himself and put u doubters to sleep.
The GEEZER will and can never fancy y'all gurls.
I know KIT's gurlfriend and this allegations are baseless.
FYI, JEJE is the one crushing on KIT.

KIT shagging JEJE cant be considered a Child Abuse.
JEJE is more than 18 which makes her an ADULT.
C'mon . . . . . .JEJE's age-mates are acting PORN and sleeping with GRANNIES so whats the big deal.
Let JEJE come out herself and say he doesnt want KITKAT.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wont let u drag KIT's name in the MUD.
KITKAT will never do such stuffs.
Maybe someone is using his handle to cause ruckus on NL.
KIT has never been attached to JEJE.
His CRUSH has always been the Gambian and JEJE is off his radar.
I cant fathom out where the SUDDEN interest in JEJE is coming from.
In other words, KIT aint FACELESS.
I suspect LORDI, GRIZZLY or AKOLA.

KITKAT= FACELESS?

I disagree with that notion.
Kit is a sharp lad . . . . He will never come after Miss JEJE in this al fresco manner.
Besides, they were school chums way back so i presume KIT knows JEJE's crib and borough.
All Nigga KIT needs to do is to cruise his LEXUS JEEP to JEJE's abode and seal the deal.

With all due respect, i think the BAN has brought more confusion than peace on the sports thread.
Loads of faceless peops trying to get into people's knickers . . . . .Whats that all about?
We had a ManUgirl yesterday now we have FACELESS who's acting like an animal on HEAT.

Could KIT be FACELESS? I seriously doubt it.
KITKAT will never stoop so low into online love serenades.
LOYIKA? Nah . . . . . . .The PH Geezer doesnt do teenagers . . . .He goes for oochie coochie mommas.
So who is FACELESS?
I am offering a £1000 TO ANYONE who uncovers FACELESS.
Lets NAME n SHAME this PAEDOPHILE.


@ Doyin,
I concur, son.
The Carnival is shyte plus this weather is going to mess things up for em.
Intel says JEJE is coming for the Carnival so u might just stroll down and catch a glimpse of her Shakira kind of hips.
JEJE was spotted clearing Immigration at Gatwick this morning and the babe's got what it takes to make u go WOW.

@ Doyin13,

Who is this faceless dude?
He claims he was a regular member before his ass got banned.
The geezer came back and his 1st quest is to get into JEJE's knickers.
Maybe u guys should do a bidding for JEJE like Ebay and outbid each other.
The highest bidder wins the bride . . . . . . . . . Are u up for this?

Heard the Notting Hill Carnival is on Monday.
Are u checking it out?
Miss JEJE, stay glued to AIT and hope u will see DIAMOND GEEZER on TV.
Ask faceless to post his pics as well and decide which of em u wanna shag.
In my Church mind . . . . .I think Doyin13 is ur best candidate.

@ Jeje,

I am not as rich as Doyin13.
Doyin wears number 12 shirt for Chelsea and he shakes hands with Roman and Jose Moaninho every blessed day.
Pitch ur tents with Doyin13 . . . . . . he is a DIAMOND GEEZER.
If it's ICE u like he will LIGHT UP your life.
He will transform your GUESS and GAP into GUCCI and PRADA.
Doyin13, am i RIGHT?

@ Doyin13,

£60,000?
I swear SAHA doesnt look like someone making £60 a week.
Only God knows what that plonker does with all that money.
Did u see SAHA's crib on MTV Base?
My house looks better than SAHA's crib . . . . . . . His crib looks like one of em council houses and everything just sucks.
I hope to God £59,700 of his wages every week doesn't go straight to his girlfriend's Barclays account.


@ Jeje,
Who is this faceless dude yearning for ur love?
Are u that fyne and sassy that a guy wld be pouring out his heart like this?
Give the guy a bloody chance if u are not engaged and stop desecrating Man Utd thread.

@ Jeje,

Dont let me spank your RELEGATION head if u don't take your fake prophesies out of here.
United to finish 4th? OT will crash down.
Ferguson has never finished below 3rd before in the history of the Premiership.
Its a BIRTHRIGHT . . . . . . . . . . United must finish in the top 2
Just wait till SAHA, ROONEY and RONALDO gets back.


@ Doyin13,

U knw Louis' girlfriend?
Heard she's a sassy French model.
How SAHA got that chic defies all logic as he's been voted as the most worst-dressed player in the whole Premiership.

Martins is a shit player.
He is the most over-rated Nigerian striker.
Martins freezes out in big matches and United cannot afford to land a dud striker.
Anyways, its all speculations . . . . . .SAHA is back and should be available on SUNDAY if the plonker does not injure his ankle again while shagging his girlfriend.


@ Ruudie,
Did u see Ronaldo's goal for Portugal last night.
He took out 3 defenders before unleashing a powerful shot into the net.
I cant wait to have him back in the United squad.
He is the best player in the Premiership.