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@ J-K,


No more beefs on Nairaland.
Leave I-man alone and lets talk footie.
Berbatov must be a PLONKER . . . . Why would he reject a Man Utd offer of 90,000 pounds a week and make 30,000 a week at Spurs.
As a matter of fact, his wages was just increased from 24k to 30 only this week.
A player like him should be striving to play in UEFA and not rot away at SPURS.
Its 2 days away from the close of transfer window.
United has just 2.5 strikers~~~~~~~Saha is 0.5, Rooney is 1 but unfit and Tevez is 1 but lacking match fitness.
In other words . . . . . . United has no proper striker as big as the club is.

Are we serious about this title defence?
Ferguson should look outwards now and sign 2 strikers either on loan or fuckever.
I watched Liverpool this evening and i realised why we havent been able to take teams down.
Liverpool's fringe players alone can win the title as they have got a POWERFUL bench.
Rafa can change any game with the options of players he has got to suit him as he likes.
What has United got? O'Shea as striker . . . . Dong? Fletcher and Campbell? Eagles?
C'mon . . . Fergie should bring out his cheque book and splash . . . We made close to 35 milla selling players. That can get 2 decent STRIKERS!!!!

[quote author=I-man link=topic=17491.msg1441649#msg1441649 date=1188337239]What's the deal with your 6 months vacation? Don't tell me you violated your parole [/quote]You are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Met. Police and Chacal don't see eye to eye.
They avoid me like the Egyptian Plague so i cannot even get arrested, let alone convicted.

The 6 months vacation is just to allow some vermin and roaches to die a natural death.
Hopefully, there will be a new generation of astute and articulate members by then as all muppets would have gone EXTINCT.
Look at the number of astute members we have missed in the last 1 year especially the ladies. . . . . .
Priscilla Eboue, Bagoma, Skintite, Akola, Bolaoni. . . . . . IS THIS A REVOLUTION?

It will be a dumb move as far as i am concerned.
Roman Abrahamovic is prepared to pay 50 mil pounds but Barca wants 85 milla.
Barca president even said he would treat anyone making such bids with HOSTILITY.

Granted, RA is rich but what will Ronaldinho offer to Chelsea? ZILCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Financially, it doesnt make sense if u consider the whole Chelsea club entirely was bought for 88 milla pounds in 2003.
In just 4 years they want to buy a player worth 85 million pounds who cannot even fit into the midfield brimming with top quality.

Dinho will have to play in every game if he joins Chelsea . . . . .A 85 milla player will NOT sit on the bench so who paves way for him?
Essien? Lampard? Ballack? Malouda? or Joe Cole/ SWP? What about Uncle Makelele and Mikel Obi?
Ronaldinho will change the way Mourinho sets his team if he joins Chelsea and how would Moaninho adjust to accomodate Dinho in the team?

Whichever way u look at it? Dinho does not fit in.
Arsenal is the only team i know Dinho can join readily without so much fuss because they look a bit skint in that department.
Liverpool and Man Utd are packed tight in their midfield department so Dinho is a no-no in em teams.

The whole gist is just a rumour brewed by the tabloids.
Dinho is happy in Spain . . . .He just got his Spanish passport.
Family and friends are in Spain and his greatest wish is to wrestle La Liga away from Real Madrid.
Dinho joining Chelsea?  Try Paul Scholes joining Liverpool.

@ tkb417,

Liverpool 2-0 Toulouse.

Sammy Hyppia just scored from a corner-kick.
Peter Crouch scored earlier too.
The game is just a formalty anyways.


@ Rikkyjen,

Dont laugh too much.
Its the TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Have i ever launched an ATTACK on anyone in this SPORTS thread needlessly?
Go back to the 1st page of this topic ans read it through till date.
People come here and spew, throw, spit and puke debris on Man Utd especially Le Chacal.
A lotta members go home to invite their friends purposely to Nairaland and battle me.
You can tell some people just come here to provoke deliberately.
What am i supposed to do when people launch verbal attacks on me? Sit back n relax? C'mon . . . . . . .

Y'all are making SEUN to be partial but he aint. Read between the lines . . . . . .
He has got 1 policy . . . . If there's a complain about me, he will investigate and take appropriate actions.
In over 200 battles i have encountered and CONQUERED on Nairaland, no one ever complained to him.
What does that tell u? It means the people i  have attacked deserve the bashings and couldnt be bovvered to report/complain.
Besides, i don't go out of ma way to look for trouble . . . .  . . . I am here to defend maself and Man Utd.
Matter-of-factly, i want to take a 6-MONTH vacation SOON because SOME PEOPS are starting to take the PISS out of me.

Anyways, this is ma DEFENSE . . . . . .
Jackal can be a PET if he's treated with OPTIMUM RESPECT . . . . .He can also be a BEAST when PROVOKED.
To all the people i have stabbed before . . . . .Its a new season and i promise to change ma SWINGS.
Stop putting him under pressure . . . .Stop making sacarstic comments that might stir his aggeression.
If u aint got nothing nice to say to him . . .Dont say nuthing at all.
If all these simple guide-lines are met . . . . This place will be a much better place for us to dwell.
Letz all enjoy this topic and NOT abuse the privilege of gathering up as Nigerians to discuss SPORTS.

Le Chacal is LAUGHING HIS ASS OUT on the comments in the LAST 2 PAGES.
What the hell is going on here?
Rikky, I-man, Kitaun and Debosky?

Is Jackal really the devil to warrant being BANNED permanently?
What is my SIN? Self Defence? When do we draw the line between self-defence and assault?.
I am the most quiet, level-headed and the most good-mannered member of this sports section.
How many times have i been provoked today and i decided to look the other way?

I mind my own business.
Jackal never thrusts his snouts into people's affair.
Le Chacal is a quiet geezer until a muthafucker stirs him and he becomes LOOSE.
What am i supposed to do when a nigga disrespects ma MANHOOD?

@ I-man,

How fit has Sheva and Ballack been since they were bought?
These players are over 30 years and u should expect inconsistencies in their form.
PAUL SCHOLES looks fresh last season because he had almost 10 months off when he had the eye infection.
GIGGSY on the other hand doesnt look as fit as he used to.
One thing about OLE is . . . . . . he still delivered when called into action last season.
He scored important goals time and time again so he is just WORLD CLASS.

@ Kitaun,

I-man is drunk off the liquor.
U cannot really blame him . . . . .Ryan Giggs and Wes Brown's performance on sunday made I-man a nervous wreck.
He will be back to re-phrase his comments.

@ J-K

It was against Nottingham Forest.
12 minutes to go . . . . . . .United was leading by 4-1.
On comes OLE and he scored 4 goals in 12 minutes.
I don't think that feat has ever been repeated in the football world.
No fluke goals . . . . . .Just deadly finishes.

OLE is PRICELESS.


N.B. Antonio Puerta of Sevilla dies after slumping on the pitch on sunday. R.I.P.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ J-K,

Sometimes I-man shocks my bone marrow with his comments.
If Scholes could be the best midfielder in the Prem last season and Giggs the best left winger then why wld anyone say OLE is old.
If he was FIT . . . . I am sure he wld have been named in the PFA team as well.

OLE is the most clinical finisher Man Utd has ever had after Dennis Law and Ruud Van Nistelrooy.
BANG . . . . Check out his goal against Reading FC in last season's FA cup tie.
That is the best piece of football skill displayed by a striker in the whole of last season.
Sometimes u dunno the worth of these players when they play footie.
It is when someone else plays in their role that u will see the difference.
OLE has never missed to score in a one on one situation with a goalkeeper.
How many times has SAHA, ROONEY and even RONALDO missed one-on-one situations with a goalie?

SOLSKJAER is a LEGEND.

@ I-man,

Dont talk like that about OLE.
He scored more than SCHOLES and GIGGS last season notching 11 goals.
OLE's injury robbed United fans of what he can really do.

I am watching his stats on SKYSPORTS TV at the moment.
He's scored 126 goals in 366 odd matches and thats more than 1 goal in every 3 matches.
Coming from a striker that starts from the bench . . . . . .Thats phenomenal.
He has scored more goals in the history of the Premiership as a substitute more than any other player.
20LE is a LEGEND . . . . . .  . . . . .

Osama Bin Laden is a gunner

P. Diddy is a Man Utd fan.

@ I-man,

I have been monitoring the TWINS on EUROSPORT at the u-17 world cup championship.
Those boys are too baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Fucking hell . . . . . . Those lads will RULE the prem one day.
They r just too STRONG.

@ I-man,

ADRIANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My days . . . . . . . .
For Bleep's Sake . . . .Are we sure this constant change of personnel wont affect this team?
I am starting to get worried. . . . .Now Ferguson must be feeling like an asshat for selling Rossi and Smithy.
He should have waited till the 30th before selling these players cos of stuffs like this.

I just dont know which way to go.
How many good strikers are out there these days?
Most of em are now cup-tied or just signed contracts so they wont come cheap.
I am not too fazed about the ELK, United should just kidnap HUNTELAAR, KURANYI, DIEGO MILITO or AFONSO ALVEZ.
There's no way United will cope with Saha, Rooney and Tevez as our 3 mains strikers . . . .We need another 1 or 2 in that department.

@ Debosky,

I am SHOCKED.
One of the best finishers in the game.
Never gets angry, never dives, he just gets on with his business.
This is terrible . . . . .What a loss?
ANOTHER MAN UTD LEGEND departs . . . . .We love u, OLE.

@ ALL MAN UTD FANS.

Anutha sad day . . . . . . . . .
News reaching me from Manchester is OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER has retired due to his PERSISTENT KNEE INJURY.
What a massive blow for MAN UNITED.
It means FERGUSON must now buy BERBATOV, HUNTELAAR, ANELKA or anutha centre-forward.
United's attack line is now very SKINT.

ADIOS OLE 20 SOLSKJAER . . . . . . .
We will never forget you.
Who would ever forget the goal u scored against Bayern Munich to give United the UEFA Champions league cup?
My heart BLEEDS right now . . . . . . . . . FOR Bleep'S SAKE . . . . . . 
There can never be another OLE . . . .

@ Somze,

Go and sort your BLUE HOUSE in order.
You couldnt get Alves for 27.5 mill and u want Dinho for 85 mil.
Whats that about?


I don't do public displays.
Le Chacal is very sensitive about stuffs like that.
Kit is me man and its good to have him back after the FACELESS fiasco.

@ Kit,

Whats with the MC Omo stuffs?
U trying to be a rapper? I'd rather u use anutha handle.

@ Dr KIT,

Ma drinks are expensive.

Moet n Chanddon, Courvoisier(V.S.O.P.) and Remy Martin.
Bring out ur cheque/debit card and lets call SAINSBURYS now.

I dont have to wait.
Stop spewing me name . . . . .I just dont like some set of peops to keep using ma handle to hype emselves.
Its not just done . . . . .U will never see me mention some peops on NL.
Please, adhere to me plea.

@ Jeje,

There r different ways u can display your MATURITY without mentioning ma name.
It breaks me heart when u mention ma name in your posts.
Lets just avoid each other like the Egyptian Plague on Nairaland.
I don't want anutha drama. . . . . Its a free world and u can stick your snouts anywhere but stay away from CHACAL's business.
Its not a command . . .I am copping a plea . . . .PLEASE, let me be.


@ Dapsycool,
Mentally matured . . . . .Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
Are u feeling funky?
Please don't start . . . . . .You are wrong, i am right.
I am an ace, u are a dud.
The only reason why i am squashing this is because u are a chelskite(u guys r still tolerable)

@ Dapsycool,

Bitch, shut your fucking mouth u gay.
What do u know about English?
Anyways, i will let u breathe because u are a Chelskite(still tolerable)

@ Jeje,

Please keep your snouts out of ma business.
I don't want no drama with u.
Just pretend i don't exist in your world while i do the same.
It will be for the benefit of all n sundry.

@ Dapsykool,

U are so dumb u had to post twice . . . . .For Bleep's Sake, what planet did u spring out from?
How does one have phobia for muthafuckers? Phobia means FEAR not necessarily HATRED.
Ur Use of English is so pathetic u should go back to ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

Anyways, tell us the football club u support if u want me to welcome u to this thread.
Pls dont let it be ARSENAL cos i will sever ur head grieviously.
Anything apart from the gooners is okay, aiiight?

@ A-40,

Dont be in a HASTE to criticise TEVEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He had a shot cleared off the line last night despite being played in an awkward position.
Tevez never stayed in the BOX-18 for a second . . . .He was always coming outta the box to receive passes and not making runs like a striker to finish off crosses.
Judge Tevez when Rooney and Ronaldo comes back . . . . .Its too early and foggy to assess APACHE.


Tevez aint United quality? Is Saha, Silvestre or O'Shea United quality?
Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!! This guys has only played 3 matches and its when United is still struggling to find FORM.
How many United players have given a virtuoso performance this season?
Most of em players r lacking in confidence so dont single out Carlitos.
His time will come . . . . .I BELIEVE IN HIM. . . . .HE IS A BEAST.

@ A-40,

Why do u think Tevez is crap?

@ Shakira,

In other words, u shall EAT me as well if u r not filled up.
Ooooops . . . . . . . . the last thing i need now is someone trying to eat me.
Shakira, u are hereby disqualified from joining this Royal Dinner.

If i may . . . . .what club do u support?

@ Shakira,

U are welcome.
I hope u can eat very well cos i am looking for people that can grub and grub.
This meal must not waste . . . . It has to be a one-off thingy.
The way i am looking at it . . . . i need about 5 guests alone to devour this sizzling royal dinner.
1 down . . . . 4 to go.
U shall get ma INVITE in 30 mins.
Thank Ya.

@ Lordimpaq,

U are 2-faced . . . . This is why i like LOYIKA and Dr. Kit.
They never hide their hatred towards Man Utd . . . .I hate Gooners as much as they hate us Man Utd fans.
The feelings are perfectly mutual.
You r different . . . . .Support Ronaldo today, criticise Rooney tomorrow. Thats being 2-faced.

I have read many of ur posts where u refered to 60 milla.
Every gooner refers to Tevez, Nani and Owen.
Its all about money to all y'all but NANI showed why he was worth 17 mill, didnt he?
Even Arsenal's Rosicky cldnt score a 30-yard scorcher against England's number 1 with his venomous shotz.

As per dinner, Ur head is ready to be served?
I am just waiting for 3 people to join me on the table before i put ma fork in ur ears.
The table is SET and pls dont cry when i descend on u like em LEGIONS OF DOOM.
I smell pussy . . . . . Is that u LORDI.

@ Lordimpaq,

Didn't i tell u United's revival will start on Sunday?
Now u bring ur greasy ass and u got the gall to say congratulations to Man Utd fans?
U are a 2-faced gooner and people like u make we wanna puke.
If we win. . . . .U hug us and slap 5 wiv us . . . .If we lose . . . .U tell us about the 60 milla we have squandered.
Nani scored now and none of y'all is saying shit about 60 mil?
Is that the way things work now?
I will meet u on the battlefied soon . . . . . .i am YIMing with some VIPs online.
Ur head is ready to be served in a chow-mein . . . , . . .

Le Chacal walks out of the DEN only to see Dapsycool still ranting and puffing.
If there's one thing i hate in me life . . . . .It is for someone to wave the white flag and come back to spew shit after i am gone.
This is an act of cowardice and it is BANG OUTTA ORDER
Bleep Dapsycool for making me feel this way . . . .
I am going to disappoint loads of people but i guess all y'all can understand me.

@ Dapsycool,

Its so unfortunate that numskullz like u still infest this wonderful forum.
How did it get to this . . . .a poisionous semen clashes with a diseased ovary to make a gay named Dapsycool.
We all know your momma was a prostitute before she met your Dad . . . .I got a JACKAL tattoo done on her clitoris . . .
As a matter of fact, your mum was uncircumcised . . . .at least that should tell u her Arrow was my PERSONAL ALLEYWAY.
I have journeyed on her lane more than a million times so much that i can navigate even with ma eyes closed.
Its bizarre but i still got mad love for your momma . . . . . .She was good . . . .Very good.

As per your Father, What a loser of a man?
He ran to your mum after impregnating Fynewanksta's mum? Its been confirmed u and fynewankster are step-brothers.
The simpleton of your father is a waste of space plus he's a human mutt.
How he was able to convince your momma to marry him still defies logic.
Einstein and Isaac Newton wouldnt have been able to figure it out that all y'all are a buncha PLONKERS.
Dont get shit twisted . . . . .I will SUEY-CHOP u and your crew if u bring em here.
All y'all can pussy-foot all u like but the JACKAL would have y'all for dinner.
The fear of MOI should be the GENESIS of your wisdom because i pack more HEAT than a DESERT EAGLE.
You are the biggest plonker on this forum and i don't blame u but your NYMPHET momma.

They were just like Man Utd.
I really pitied em.
They gave a good account of themselves though . . . . . .
Fantastic four? God help any defence that faces em on their day.
I see goals and more basket of goals.

@ Somze,

Unless i see proof beyond reasonable doubt . . . . .I wont conclude just like that.
Kitaun is an adult and i swear i cannot fathom out why he would become FACELESS all of a sudden.
Lets be objective . . . . .I am very determined to unmask this paedophile named FACELESS but i am too busy to waste human resources on it.
Kitaun does not type like FACELESS . . . . .Dr Kit use smileys and bold texts . . . . .FACELESS doesn't.

Kit is not the only dude that chases women on NL.
There are thousands of others . . . . .I have e-mails that can back this prooof so u cannot single him out on that vice.
Dont be too quick to accept Razorr's side of the story of a phone-call. She will go any length to destroy Kit.
They are sworn enemies . . . . .Use ur own smart side and lets unveil this FACELESS as soon as possible.
God help him when i catch this bastard. I will make him wear his ass on his gay head.