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MightySirKay:
Including every man that has been in your generation, those that are still alive, the fool that would marry an agbako like you and the ones you will give birth to abi. Your head is the headquarters of stupidity.


OP, if you really value your peace of mind, happiness and sanity, tell him you ain't interested right now. Even if you are a still a virgin, he would give you another reason to dump you after he must have robbed of your virginity and money. Dump his silly ass immediately and shine your eyes next time.

Why is that when you people see a good girl who is ready to stay by you, you try to frustrate all her efforts?

I'm sorry if I have gone too much ;but I can relate with what happened to this girl. it's painful

CallMeDrino:

Lmao... Leave the mumu guy.
He won't marry you even if he is the one who deflowered you.
The guy seems like someone who will use and dump you


Including your dad!

Most men are irresponsible. But why including my dad

......hmmmm

LINTUNE:
OK..why not accept his offer,for the fun of it,he seems like the kind of guy that would pay heavily for ur pussy

I'm not like that sir. Thanks anyway

LINTUNE:
thank God u know,u are making it sound like he has fallen for u

sure I know

Akinbahm:
Dont start to feel yourself he might said that just to land himself that stinking pussy so, dont come here and be feeling like a boss....

Somehow, what's with you guys here thinking's all pussies smell. I'm sure u haven't even seen one sef

Lols. when their master ubunja finds it hard to understand women. The heart of a woman is like rocket science, no one can understand it. Aside, no amount of teaching can deliver weak men from the grip of pussy. You see them outside displaying beta behavior and accepting women shit thinking this will land them pussy. Just today, I had one telling me she is ready to accept me even if it takes 20yrs for me to understand how much he loves me. I asked him if his promise still hold even if I had kids from other men and then I'm ready to take him, he joyfully exclaimed yes. In my heart, I understand he's only after Lansing me on his bed. nothing more

Angelfrost:
I gym twice a week; have less than 7% body fat with exceptionally defined and aesthetically pleasing physique. This is all topped off with killer facial looks... So, your assumption is mistaken sir.

That said, my point still stands firm!!! Fitness is more in the interest of your health than anything else... Money speaks in more audible tunes, and is the real sexy!!!

True. I agree. Money is the real sexy. I can't imagine I'll pick any of these men over Ned if I'm given chance.
well, this is me. before u insult me, try and understand

DeckeyLyrical:
Nobody is talking about Abuja Artiste called DeckeyLyrical.. I no fit make the list?

you're not good looking. u can't even sniff my pussy not to talk of touching

Ned Nwoko is *20 good looking than all of these guys put together. I'll go for Ned over and over. That doesn't mean I don't handsome men o, infact the sight of a good looking guy make me wet in between my thighs. but can't marry them.

freemanbubble:
Foolish and funny people

Can the size of penisss choke a woman!!!
Can any dick ever be bigger than the size of a baby's head

The vagina of a woman can accommodate anything that you place before it.

Slim girls are even worse. Those ones can accommodate the world
They are too deep down
They have this "peek a boo vagina". I mean their clitoris, labia minora and labia majora is so obvious because their thigh is slim enough not to choke the whole of their vagina
Tell them to sit own you they will be happy and rock you till the end of time

hmmm Doctor of the Virgina

Money can buy love, at least, as far as I'm concerned

Just bless my account with 2k . Simple

He shared(pictures attached)

So. I never ever do this but I need to knw I'm not crazy. My girlfriend is willing to break up with me cos I won't cut my hair to impress her father during Xmas dinner. I have an afro. This'll be the one time I seek opinions from strangers in social media on a personal issue.

AntiWailer:
May be her mileage was very high before u married her and she is tired of the thing.
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Oya calm down bro

When stressed they dnt think about sex. You need to create an environment and put her in the mood.

On a day u know ur chairman no go gree. Help her with chores. Don't ask for Eba, buy her favourite food and bring home.

Once in a while watch a movie u are so sure dem go do the thing plenty times. Think about her like a new girl u just met and u will not stop until u bang her. Laugh with her. Dont strong face all day and smile only when u want to off her pant.

Take her to the beach, while laughing and playing let her know "Waa fe ku laleyi, ma te soju laleyi" tell her u will Bleep her using ur traditional dialect. Laugh over it as if u no mean am.

Then clean up, brush, body spray. Your Nkwobi stinking onion breath can kill ( i can smell it from here) don't kill another person's daughter.

Learn to set the mood. Do daring things. Give head, pamper her. U dnt just bring that thing out and say "Mummy Kudi, spread your legs" it does not work that way.

I have combination of emojis on watz app dt looks like finger in a hole. i send from time to time to mine and she will be like "ASHAAWO" i say that is my middle name.


Lastly exkweez me Sa, i hope you last a bit longer on bed and dnt always leave her high or 'fuckstrated' in bed . Please confirm and dont mistaken 4 strokes for 4 rounds please ?

Don't mind the e-diots forming u must take it by force. Most of them just came back from village and na woman go send them back cos of lack of respect and common sense.

which category of weak men full this Nigeria sef. aaahhh, it's obvious his wife isn't into him and u are still advising him to follow this ur idiotic way

DenreleDave:
Don't find my trouble oo,do u want him to pretend? Haba, he said he doesn't want her, he doesn't truly love her.. So bcox she is doing those things now, he shud love her Abi...

Men do more than dat for a lady and d lady doesn't love them, so Pls dont play any victim card here plsssss

Seems like you're pained. One girl has scattered your heart this festive season

Riele:
Do people still love this way ?

Because i know i can't o .

You never see fine handsome bobo wey go sweep u off ur feet

BadRadio:
ur love for ubunja no get part two... if I be ubunja god know say I must to enter u.

He doesn't let criticism affect him. There's one dude here, defenderalert or something who has taken the Life mission of discrediting ubunja anytime he comments. When I checked the guy's profile, it seems he only comment on any post from ubunja. The guy is sad.
On the contrary, ubunja looks like the real deal tho, but he's too arrogant and redpilled. I like guys without drama

Defenderalert:
Lazy ass Gold digging gigolos are bitter when they grow old and broke. You should have used your youth with wisdom. Now see how screwed up your miserable life is.

BadRadio:
71% lost it while in secondary.
9% lost it while in Primary School
20% lost it @ the university.
true or false

lie. there's no virgin on this forum except ubunja

Ultimategeneral:
This guy might be right. I do get these smiles and compliments from married and sometimes pregnant ladies. I don't know what they see in me? But there is this married lady, that do come to my house (family house) in the guise of seeing my mum or sister, last last na she and me go end up discussing late in the night.
despite my trying to avoid them cuz i don't do married ladies.

You must be good looking

Defenderalert:
Lazy ass Gold digging gigolos are bitter when they grow old and broke. You should have used your youth with wisdom. Now see how screwed up your miserable life is.

Man, what's your problem with ubunja sef? Is this jealousy or what? The guy isn't even validating your stupidity

tightpussy156:
@op from ur write up.fake love has blinded you.let me tell you the truth 99% of women are after ur money.when you get the money they pretend to love you.when is no longer there they show their true colour. the spoilt bitch never love you.she loves your money that is the real truth take it or leave it.within hours you told her you tired she went ahead to Bleep a guy blue,black.who know if that guy have been fucking hell out of they national pussy to red.you thinking na only you get am.maybe you never enter the bitch self.if u have forget her an if you haven't forget her an carry ur cross.u where a bigugu all.this while.that is the truth who quote me should hug transformer.

STFU. You know no thing about women. The girl loves him but the guy seems to be the stingy type

Any money spent on women is right and never a waste. Keep spending, you'll be rewarded.

Paseus:
Our dear Virgin Mary married a carpenter and you're looking for a rich guy. You be thief!

Mtchew. So I should follow suit?

Liposure:
i feel sorry 4 u. i pray u find a good man who wood incredibly satisfy u in bed

Hmmm. I pray too. Not only in bed pls, but in pocket too. Thanks

HorlarJayxxx:
WhatsApp the OP, jackals and let's make your wish comes true as regards your OTG request. Follow the WhatsApp link on the OP.

How can I get it pls

Kingsteve:
So that makes me an idiot, even if I wanted to slide into her DM?
Nigerians have real anger issues...I swear!
So uncouth and pathetic!

STFU! Broke boy

Ladycewhy:
i will agree with you. I am currently in a dilemma. He is a police officer, gush i hate police, who knows maybe i would have had a change of heart if he wasnt too black like charcoal ugly looking,red eyes and even baldheaded. He keeps offering to get me things, from clothes to cream and i feel irritated by it. I dont know how ladies respond to the touch of guys they dont like but i cant even pick up the phone and hear him speak,it irritates me. The first day i met him was when i knew he was building a house,lol . He is just like most guys who feel if they throw a little money in there,it will make the likeness come.

That is why they end up being magas and come here to complain.They put no effort to fix other aspects of their lives especially their over bloated asswhole persona that stinks from afar. Their money will only make it easy for women to tolerate them not cherish them.

I used to say it " ugly guys have no place in love. And the funny thing is these ugly dude think they're something in life. Looks go a long way in determining if a man will be successful in life or not. Once I see ugly looking idiot hitting on me, I turn the other way. Even if you're rich, once a guy is ugly, that's the end for him. He has no chance of being successful

Kingsteve:
Well...
This is naija, anything is possible.
Besides, if you're warning people against it, what have you done to differentiate your 'f' moniker from the rest?

A profile picture would've put that doubt to rest.
So as far as I'm concerned, you could also be a guy disguising as a female.

And please don't tell me anyone can use a female picture to disguise as a female.
Atleast, make an attempt!
That's where I'm coming from...

Idiot. Stylishly wanting to know how she looks so he can enter her DM

Liposure:
babe, whats ur story

Long time ago. Was 21 then in the university. I fell for one idiot. We made out beside my hostel cafe that night. There was this ruse, and I let him. He didn't last More than 2mins. Was dissatisfied and dissapointed being my first and I've always thought about being swept off my feet
Dave was my first. He's married now and doing well

seguno2:
Were you an idiot.a below

he was exceptional. A very smart, brilliant and full of aspirations. unlike these nairaland Small Bois whose aim is to deprive u of ur feminity.

Now I have gotten my priority better