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SmellingAnus:
Lol... You are probably new to nairaland if not you would have known that I have them surplus

I hope ur girlfriend understand this split personality. Between, no serious girl will take u serious if this is ur name in real life

SmellingAnus:
He is tired of nude video call... He wants someone he can see and fvck

I am just being hilariously real

Imagine , You yourself see ur moniker. Now you'll be saying you cant find a loyal girlfriend after all that you've done. Change ur moniker pls

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
You wicked ooo...

I was only saying the truth dear

monerozi5590:
Be sincere, when last did you buy ur bf lunch?.. Everybody has flaws baby.

Even Hardon has his flaws, until you meet him in person you will never know.

The same way you also have your own flaws.

brandon180:
I'd say seduce him, buh m not sure u have got what it takes to complete the task.

I know he like beautiful and intelligent girl �. I'm one. And I'm working too, he doesn't have to spend on me.
Thanks

monerozi5590:
And you think your guy will be cool with what you are doing?... stalking another guy and the guy is even ignoring you!



It seems you don't love ur guy.

Why are you talking like this na did I say I want to date him.?

femi4:
coming from someone that dosen't value intelligence.

Your words against you:

Good looks and handsome face are the only calculated antidote to warm a woman's heart,not ,money nor good personality nor intelligence

A cheap girl for that matter:

I remember few days ago, I was on que at the ATM and I observed on heaavenly cute young guy at my back was rocking his manhood on my backside, I checked him out and he's handsome, I just follow the rude dey enjoy it,lols. The idiot later doublecrossed me and collceted my number tho. He has not even called since.

Don't mind that gibberish. Who his look help? I've only ever dated matured guy, and guys with future. Money isn't necessarily everything. Money make a man, but there's more to a man than money. When you see such man you'll know. Trust me I've been in OP shoe before. But the best you can do is move on. Cos men of nowadays are something else

Kennydoc:
Don't say much about this cos you truly don't understand.

I met my fiancée on Facebook and fell in love with her within 4 days. Within 16 days, I asked her out and she accepted. We still hadn't seen face to face. We were and still are in different countries and continents. We finally met 9 months later and got engaged.

I can tell you categorically that she's the most amazing friend and partner I've ever had. I've had a previous relationship that lasted 3½ years, I have equally had a number of female friends in the past, but my fiancée beats them all hands down. I am talking from a personal experience.

Now, somone with sense has finally adress that mumu

femi4:
With all my posts here on nairaland, no lady has ever fall in love with me

Mature ladies fall in love with guys that have sense. Go secure one and you'll see

MJBOLT:

if you knew how to cook a proper meal,he would accept

I am not taking him to my house. if he is in lagos, then we hang out. I pay

monerozi5590:
Don't you have a BF?

I have. Amnot saying I wanna date him na. My guy is enough. Thanks

brandon180:
Maybe because u haven't impressed him yet.

How do I impress him??

CAPSLOCKED:
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THIS.
DO YOU DO THIS BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IT'LL MAKE THE STORY MORE INTERESTING? OR IS THERE A SPECIAL AWARD PEOPLE RECEIVE WHEN THEY TRY TO STATE THEIR CASE BUT FIRST HAVE TO NOTIFY US THAT "THIS IS A NEW ACCOUNT TO HIDE MY IDENTITY"?



I'VE ALWAYS MAINTAINED THAT NAIRALAND BOASTS OF ABOUT TWO MILLION MEMBERS.

BUT IN THE REAL SENSE, THERE ARE JUST 43 OF US GENUINE MEMBERS. THE REST ARE ALTERNATES AFTER ALTERNATES.




I'M THE PATRON OF FAILED RELATIONSHIPS. ANY ADVICE FROM ME WILL ONLY CAUSE MORE DAMAGES AND LEAD YOU TO FAILURE. I'M SORRY.

As far as I'm concerned, sense has elude you since 80's. If you have nothing reasonable to contribute, why cant you just swerve and move on?

Harddon be forming hard guy hard guy, but he has not man up yet to accept my lunch invite

Wow, That mean there were once some nairalanders that can comment without insulting. That is credible

Not some foolish idiot who are only fit for the mud, Like the commenter above me

heybeemoney:
The number of star ***** in Toto dick comment represent minimum re-order level of her ex during marathon parade....

Shut up javascript:void(0);

Follygunners:
I rather go 40-Secs wey fit born pikin than 40-Mins wey no fit born pikin

Our 40seconds brother

Healthblog123:
How to Approach a Girl For The First Time And Win her Over
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Do you want to talk to a girl you don’t know? Here are few sure fire ways on how to approach a girl that will definitely help you make a great first impression.
Many guys find it difficult approaching a lady which I will say shouldn’t be. Most guys approach ladies but with the wrong methodology and this is why they get a NO for an answer.
There are certain things to put in place via observation and study of the lady in question. Walking up to a girl you’ve never spoken to before is like taking a dip in icy water.
It makes you nervous. Your heart starts beating faster than you can count. And your stomach inches closer to your tongue with each step you take.
But as a guy, knowing how to approach a girl is one of the most important things to know in the dating world.
Now I’m not going to make this any more difficult than you already assume it to be. Yes, talking to a girl who’s a stranger is not easy. But then again, if you know just how to do it without appearing like you’re picking her up, you’ll realize just how easy the whole game can be.
How to approach a girl you don’t know Forget pick up lines, forget bumping into her, and every other *smart* move you’ve heard.
I’ll teach you to keep it simple, and help you win her heart even before you say‘hello’. Here’s the only tip that matters and you need to remember it for the rest of your dating life. Always let the girl know you want to talk to her before you even talk to her. Don’t make the mistake of approaching a girl out of the blue and asking her out. It almost always never works, unless you’re a smooth talker with the gift of gab.
If you’re a regular joe who wants to turn into a chick magnet, just follow these steps and you’ll win her attention before you finish your drink!
1. Getting her attention :
You need to let the girl know you’re going to approach her. So warm her up to that idea to begin with by using these steps.
I) Glance at her.
Look at her now and then just to let her know that you’re trying to catch her attention. Be sneaky and discreet, and always look away just as soon as she catches your eye. You’ll arouse her curiosity and that’ll force her to look at you now and then to see if you’re still watching her.
II) The eye contact.
Each time she looks at you, look at her and immediately look away sheepishly. Continue to look at her now and then, and once in a while, lock your gaze at her for a small fraction of a second and look away again. By doing this, you’re already building the sexual attraction. But if she doesn’t reciprocate here, she’s probably not interested in you.
III) Appear awkward.
If you’re with your friends, look at her now and then, but appear like your distracted and not able to focus on the conversation you’re having with your friends. By doing that, you’re making her see that she’s on your mind and you’re too distracted to focus on your friends. That’s subtle flattery!
IV) Smile at her.
Exchange eye contact now and then, one or two times every minute and no more than that, and when you feel pretty courageous, flash a tiny smile from the corner of your lip for a second, and let her notice your smile.
Don’t give her a big grin though, a malicious big grin at this stage will scare any girl away.
These moves are all about building the connection and letting her know you’re interested in her. And at the same time, it’ll also help you understand if she too is really interested in you. If she responds to your gestures similarly, it’s a sign that she’s interested in talking to you too. But if she starts ignoring you at any point here, she’s probably not interested in you and you need to make your luck somewhere else.
2. How to start talking to the girl
Now that you’ve built the attraction and the chemistry, all you need to do is walk up to her and say something. Use these tips to approach her and start the right conversation.
V) Waiting for the moment.
Sometimes, all you need to do is wait for the girl to give you a chance to talk to her. If she’s really interested in you and wants to talk to you, she’d create enough opportunities for you to walk up to her. She could do this by walking to the ladies room alone, stepping away from her friends by answering a phone call, or even by just smiling at you and leaving the place.
It’s always easier to talk to a girl when she’s by herself. There are no distractions from her friends or awkward moments because she’s already expecting you to approach her. [Read: Things you can say to a girl while talking to her for the first time]

All that you typed here are pure nonsense. Believe me, if a guy pull this gibberish,I'll assume he has no life of his own

Harddon!!!!!

Why haven't you reply my mail?

Justto familiarize with u, nothing more

@Harddon, Don't you see my message all the whiles? Don't worry, I'm taking you out and everything is on me if that is what's scaring you from reaching to me. I have sent you an email also. I'm sorry if it look like I'm derailing. Just wanna spoil you bad without my man having any knowledge of it.Lols

Polchiz:
Have you met any of them in person or you are judging their looks on the social media.
Photographers can make a 50-year old woman look 25 years.

Hmmmm. This is so right, so so right

ubunja:
it's because you are shît

Harsh

ubunja:
call it what you want.

All I know is that it makes women drop their panties and open those legs.

As a female, I testify to it that you're right. I don't know why I tend to long for guys that see me as shit and has no regards for me, than the ones showering me with attention and care. Ubunja,why is this so

Telvin7:
Mrs prider
Am not stubborn unless I activate it and ur keyboard needs servicing coz it's dead

How do u know

Telvin7:
Mrs prider.....
Go ubunja thread .......

Why yiu so sturbborn. is et ur pride

I can see harddon himself viewing this thread. Harddon,how about drills for we ladies too. We need it

Between, won't be that bad knowing you off here,what you think?

Note; I am not asking you out oooooo

chivera018:
Even Amadioha would reject this..

If you offer this to Amadioha, the curse that will be inflicted on you, 200 pastors cannot deliver you from it..

Calm down hanty

modestbrowser:
He's a thief.

He means he can literally break your heart with a bottle or worst steal a gun

he can't even

ennon92:
one of the nicest men u can ever think of; yours truly!

hmmm

ennon92:
sorry for sounding rude but the way some of u gals take it to the head as if it's an obligation for the men folks to fulfill is so annoying.

I'm sorry if what I said seems like that, but I never mean it that way, But you're not nice at all

iLegendd:
I'm a good person, but the world portrays me as good-bad. The reason I can break your heart is because I sneak in without you knowing and even if you know, you can't resist it.

It's like masturbation. Most people know too much of it has a side effect, but they can never give up even after deliverance.

No amount of shield can stop it. It has never failed and never will. The same way God never fails. It's a thing of the mind.

So, I always warn girls to stay away from me before it's too late. I'm unreliable when it comes to love.

How has your day been, Honey?

By the way,who tell you that you are a good person??Hmmm

iLegendd:
I'm a good person, but the world portrays me as good-bad. The reason I can break your heart is because I sneak in without you knowing and even if you know, you can't resist it.

It's like masturbation. Most people know too much of it has a side effect, but they can never give up even after deliverance.

No amount of shield can stop it. It has never failed and never will. The same way God never fails. It's a thing of the mind.

So, I always warn girls to stay away from me before it's too late. I'm unreliable when it comes to love.

How has your day been, Honey?

Been monitoring u on this forum, you seems to understand women,lol. And you are smooth with words too. Leme carry myself before you work on me. I javascript:void(0);dont like bad guys