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RomanceRe: Guys: Please Calm down!!! by jackals(f): 5:29pm On Sep 08, 2019
This guy just want to female attention. But it'll be surprising you don't finally get any pussy
RomanceRe: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by jackals(f): 5:48pm On Sep 07, 2019
AstroG:
Hehehehehe,are you scared of loosing him sad sad??
Sure he's mine. Who'll snatch him?


You think he's a serial cheat like u?
RomanceRe: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by jackals(f): 12:42pm On Sep 07, 2019
AstroG:
Why grin??

All the normal stratagems he do fall for fall no longer works. Been somehow logical than before. I checked his chats and all, he's not cheating. But his uc web shows he's reading ubunja posts. I saw this
RomanceRe: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by jackals(f): 12:22pm On Sep 07, 2019
professore:
Who are those automatically liking this ubunja comments, when the guy sneezes, he has more likes than those making comments with more sound contents. @op, nice post you have here.
Because he says the truth. Most people you see that fight him on different threads are those who hate truths. Most actually don't like him because of this. That doesn't mean I like ubunja. It seems my bf has been reading his thread lately. Don't ask me why
CrimeRe: “You Are Not Even Happy That I Hit Your Ass” - Sexual Harasser Mocks His Victim by jackals(f): 10:56am On Sep 04, 2019
delishpot:
Just focus on your prostitution career and let us hear word.
Mtcchew, did I tell you I'm doing prostitution
EducationRe: Benue State University Closed As Students Protest New CGPA Grading by jackals(f): 7:51am On Sep 03, 2019
stevespack:
Please house I need work I live in Ojo area please help a brother thank you.
Which kind of job, I also live in ojoo area. Can you cook and attend to my needs?
CrimeRe: “You Are Not Even Happy That I Hit Your Ass” - Sexual Harasser Mocks His Victim by jackals(f): 7:35am On Sep 03, 2019
I really don't know why. We, women ,sometimes sexually molest fine and handsome men through casual touching and all that. I literally get wet seeing a fine lass. And more often than always I'm already imagining his dick in my vjay.

But when a man accidently touch my bum, I become hyperactive, particularly if it's not a celebrity or one with a loaded pocket(handsome)
BusinessRe: 'Never Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle' - Man Who Sells Yam Advises by jackals(f): 5:28pm On Jul 26, 2019
purples25:
I don't know what is so funny about a woman or man dressing in what they have, doing what they can do. People will not let you rest, they will really laugh at you and mock you for wearing the few clothes that your honest money can afford, or doing whatever honest job you can do - once its not a high class thing. They are so troublesome.

I lost my ATM card and went to the bank to collect 5k. The staff working there chuckled to each other while looking at my withdrawal slip , reffering to each other under their breath " five thousand " as if it is a crime. They looked at my slip as if it was a joke. It is now a crime, people should come and be withdrawing fifty now, as dem dey work for bank, five k is not money.

Thieves is what this country wants. Yes. Why else will you see young people who are meant to struggle naturally for their keep and society will be laughing at them until they make it in an abnormal and dubious way. People don't work to the top again they should just magically become rich at seventeen or eighteen wearing latest clothes and shoes derived from nowhere.

Nonsense.
broke guy. Now you too go dey find women who'll suffer and recognise with you in this time of humble beginning. Go and work hard and stop collecting 5k here and there
BusinessRe: 'Never Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle' - Man Who Sells Yam Advises by jackals(f): 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2019
nairaobserver2:
Never be ashamed of your HUSTLE, no one will feed you if you are broke. Be dirty to get your food instead of clean and HUNGRY, Nigerian man warns.

Read more below
Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/07/never-be-ashamed-of-your-hustle.html?m=1
Now, all these Nairaland broke bois will litter this place and start recounting jargons about one emeka that dissapointed them When they were broke and selling rat poison.
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Women Gold Dig You. by jackals(f): 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2019
Defenderalert:
Ubunja have you read where they said you will bury your children with your.own hands. People hate you DIE and na your grave you.just dey bury upandan. Who get time to read your trash except you. grin
Keep commenting bra via your 200 plus monikers. :DNo pvssy no job. Lonely and sad for the rest of your life i feel your pain. grin
Be sensible at lest. I am not happy with the way ubunja keep dishing out all of these. but believe me all that he posted here are what I have practiced myself but weak guys like you keep falling, while we use your money to take care of men that know their worth and are not pussifed like you are. And hey before you say i am ubunja, i am not him. but say whatever you like
RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sweetest Thing In The Universe by jackals(f): 3:46pm On Jul 26, 2019
skywalker240:
Ubunja and Harddon are one of the few writers in this forum that have my respect.
Harddon has it. Even tho the guy is full of himself, but he's very smart.
CrimeRe: Man Brutalized By Naval Officers In Lagos, For Parking His Car Near Their Fence by jackals(f): 9:14pm On Jul 25, 2019
Ogaga87:
Your papa and your mama together take five

Roaming jackals looking for assz to lick..
You people wont just allow me rest and enjoi mai night with boo. Ehhhhn. why calling me unneccessarily all over nairaland
EducationRe: UI 2019/2020 Postgraduate Applicants Thread by jackals(f): 10:25am On Jul 06, 2019
Moyofaith:
Please is ui pg form out?
No. Probably till September or October.But It cant exceed December
FamilyRe: 'The Thing Just Gbawaa' Little Girl Cries Out by jackals(f): 2:50pm On Jul 02, 2019
ask4double:
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)
Most of Y'all are mad in this country.
RomanceRe: Finding A Partner Is More Difficult Than I Assume by jackals(f): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2019
Bossjakande:
am not gay pls
I don't understand. I am not a guy
RomanceRe: Finding A Partner Is More Difficult Than I Assume by jackals(f): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2019
gift3d:
Finding a life partner can be so tasking. I pray we don't make mistakes
Amen o. I hate to imagine ending up with a nonentity as a man, a man that beat women witout a second thought
RomanceRe: Finding A Partner Is More Difficult Than I Assume by jackals(f): 8:07pm On Jul 01, 2019
Bossjakande:
u have a point dear is not easy even if one is despirate to get married if I rush marry ugly person or a girl DAT is an illitrate dont u think it will lead to regret later in life. I still think u can still get DAT perfect person just shine ur eyes and be serious.know wat u want in a woman or man and be prayerful. if I see a girl I love DAT is not married but got a boyfriwnd and I like her I tried to snatch her.if she aint got a ring shes still single as far as am concerned
Lols. You are a very matured and sincere person. I hope this is the same way you're compose in reality?. Will you like to to mingle one of these days? I base in Lagos tho
RomanceRe: Is My by jackals(f): 4:33pm On Jul 01, 2019
blacq2009:
Y'all ain't following us Heaven. Hahaha
I have repented wink wink wink wink
RomanceRe: When Wrongly Accused Of RAPE by jackals(f): 8:30am On Jun 30, 2019
iTearHerToto:
For the first I'm seeing a thread with posts I like in Nairaland Trashland



Itearhertoto didn't puke smiley
You will soon see the ones you dont like
RomanceRe: Is My by jackals(f): 8:27am On Jun 30, 2019
J111333:
Guys what do you think, do we tell him? grin
No johr. Let him spend some more...

I could remember I've once discarded a guy using the strategy this girl is using here...., I'm nolonger intersted but i didnt know how to tell him. The dude got frustrated by my actions and demanded we call it quit. I didnt beg.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainees At Pedabo by jackals(f): 4:36am On Jun 29, 2019
williams2600:
Normally I don't complain o but that exams was something 30mins .... Of studying shapes and knowing what comes next in the sequence..... I didn't do up to 15 time was Done and i heard the cut off is 50% that's you have to get 30 correct.....


Abeg what else can I apply....!

PS I no get ICAN sef
I just finished my own. Couldnt answered up to 19 before the time lapsed.
RomanceRe: A Nairalander Proposed To His Girlfriend by jackals(f): 4:09am On Jun 29, 2019
IamPlato:
Make Me Sef do Quick Go Marry... Jackals AnalQueenluci jacqueline22 Sinaj Come Let Us Get Married before December
You want to marry two of us at the same time?
I hope you know I'm the jealous type sad sad sad sad
RomanceRe: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 3:26pm On Jun 18, 2019
IamPlato:
Jackals wanted to rape me but God pass her
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
FamilyRe: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by jackals(f): 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2019
IamPlato:
The Guy is A Lucky Man but Too Bad, he Doesnt See It Like That. He Should Just Put ONLY The Tip
May God change you for the better. I'll always be praying for you.. sad sad sad sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by jackals(f): 7:33am On Jun 16, 2019
LordTrezy:
3. D
4. LNRQ
9. D
10. 25MPH
11.
12. G
13. 2.5 minutes
The answer to that number 10 is 24MPH

Average speed = total distance travelled/ Total Time taken

total time taken = d/30 + d/20 = 50d/600

Total distance = journey to + journey from = d + d = 2d

hence A.S = 2d x 600 / 50d = 24MPH
FamilyRe: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by jackals(f): 7:00am On Jun 16, 2019
Whats with men and breast obsession sef angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
FamilyRe: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by jackals(f): 6:42am On Jun 16, 2019
Iamplato,come here quickly,come see your other person
RomanceRe: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 3:18pm On Jun 15, 2019
Adaibeku:
Chai chai chai smiley
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 3:02pm On Jun 15, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Jackals shocked double standard thats the keyword,

U ar advertising d sagittals of his dick as if u ar bruces Silverbird ,n now this
smiley smiley smiley.I have not seen it too.It is the news that I hear I am carrying
RomanceRe: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 2:55pm On Jun 15, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Jackals shocked




.tell me the truth ,does it have strong veins on it?
Do u suck it as well?
This one don spoil finish grin grin grin, well i am still a good girl and i never know nor seen what a dick look like.
RomanceRe: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 2:49pm On Jun 15, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Lets see wat he has 4 me ,

Maybe word of god kane cheesy grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. I don tell u sha
RomanceRe: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 2:47pm On Jun 15, 2019
AnalQueenluci:
Jackals 4 how long have u guys been fvcking?
He might be bigdick but also a 2mins wonderboy
cheesy cheesy cheesy. I have never received inspiration from his unholy machine. Trust me on this. Iamplato, abi i lie

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