Romance › Re: Guys: Please Calm down!!! by jackals(f): 5:29pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
This guy just want to female attention. But it'll be surprising you don't finally get any pussy |
Romance › Re: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by jackals(f): 5:48pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
AstroG: Hehehehehe,are you scared of loosing him ?? Sure he's mine. Who'll snatch him? You think he's a serial cheat like u? |
Romance › Re: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by jackals(f): 12:42pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
AstroG: Why ??
All the normal stratagems he do fall for fall no longer works. Been somehow logical than before. I checked his chats and all, he's not cheating. But his uc web shows he's reading ubunja posts. I saw this |
Romance › Re: Don't Start A Relationship With Any Guy Before He Becomes Your Friend by jackals(f): 12:22pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
professore: Who are those automatically liking this ubunja comments, when the guy sneezes, he has more likes than those making comments with more sound contents. @op, nice post you have here. Because he says the truth. Most people you see that fight him on different threads are those who hate truths. Most actually don't like him because of this. That doesn't mean I like ubunja. It seems my bf has been reading his thread lately. Don't ask me why |
Crime › Re: “You Are Not Even Happy That I Hit Your Ass” - Sexual Harasser Mocks His Victim by jackals(f): 10:56am On Sep 04, 2019 |
delishpot: Just focus on your prostitution career and let us hear word. Mtcchew, did I tell you I'm doing prostitution |
Education › Re: Benue State University Closed As Students Protest New CGPA Grading by jackals(f): 7:51am On Sep 03, 2019 |
stevespack: Please house I need work I live in Ojo area please help a brother thank you. Which kind of job, I also live in ojoo area. Can you cook and attend to my needs? |
Crime › Re: “You Are Not Even Happy That I Hit Your Ass” - Sexual Harasser Mocks His Victim by jackals(f): 7:35am On Sep 03, 2019 |
I really don't know why. We, women ,sometimes sexually molest fine and handsome men through casual touching and all that. I literally get wet seeing a fine lass. And more often than always I'm already imagining his dick in my vjay.
But when a man accidently touch my bum, I become hyperactive, particularly if it's not a celebrity or one with a loaded pocket(handsome) |
Business › Re: 'Never Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle' - Man Who Sells Yam Advises by jackals(f): 5:28pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
purples25: I don't know what is so funny about a woman or man dressing in what they have, doing what they can do. People will not let you rest, they will really laugh at you and mock you for wearing the few clothes that your honest money can afford, or doing whatever honest job you can do - once its not a high class thing. They are so troublesome.
I lost my ATM card and went to the bank to collect 5k. The staff working there chuckled to each other while looking at my withdrawal slip , reffering to each other under their breath " five thousand " as if it is a crime. They looked at my slip as if it was a joke. It is now a crime, people should come and be withdrawing fifty now, as dem dey work for bank, five k is not money.
Thieves is what this country wants. Yes. Why else will you see young people who are meant to struggle naturally for their keep and society will be laughing at them until they make it in an abnormal and dubious way. People don't work to the top again they should just magically become rich at seventeen or eighteen wearing latest clothes and shoes derived from nowhere.
Nonsense. broke guy. Now you too go dey find women who'll suffer and recognise with you in this time of humble beginning. Go and work hard and stop collecting 5k here and there |
Business › Re: 'Never Be Ashamed Of Your Hustle' - Man Who Sells Yam Advises by jackals(f): 5:25pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: How Women Gold Dig You. by jackals(f): 4:13pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
Defenderalert: Ubunja have you read where they said you will bury your children with your.own hands. People hate you DIE and na your grave you.just dey bury upandan. Who get time to read your trash except you.  Keep commenting bra via your 200 plus monikers. :DNo pvssy no job. Lonely and sad for the rest of your life i feel your pain.  Be sensible at lest. I am not happy with the way ubunja keep dishing out all of these. but believe me all that he posted here are what I have practiced myself but weak guys like you keep falling, while we use your money to take care of men that know their worth and are not pussifed like you are. And hey before you say i am ubunja, i am not him. but say whatever you like |
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Sweetest Thing In The Universe by jackals(f): 3:46pm On Jul 26, 2019 |
skywalker240: Ubunja and Harddon are one of the few writers in this forum that have my respect. Harddon has it. Even tho the guy is full of himself, but he's very smart. |
Crime › Re: Man Brutalized By Naval Officers In Lagos, For Parking His Car Near Their Fence by jackals(f): 9:14pm On Jul 25, 2019 |
Ogaga87: Your papa and your mama together take five
Roaming jackals looking for assz to lick.. You people wont just allow me rest and enjoi mai night with boo. Ehhhhn. why calling me unneccessarily all over nairaland |
Education › Re: UI 2019/2020 Postgraduate Applicants Thread by jackals(f): 10:25am On Jul 06, 2019 |
Moyofaith: Please is ui pg form out? No. Probably till September or October.But It cant exceed December |
Family › Re: 'The Thing Just Gbawaa' Little Girl Cries Out by jackals(f): 2:50pm On Jul 02, 2019 |
ask4double: AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX
I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), is about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING TO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________ (Signature of Screwee)
------------------------------------- (Signature of Screwer) Most of Y'all are mad in this country. |
Romance › Re: Finding A Partner Is More Difficult Than I Assume by jackals(f): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Bossjakande: am not gay pls I don't understand. I am not a guy |
Romance › Re: Finding A Partner Is More Difficult Than I Assume by jackals(f): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
gift3d: Finding a life partner can be so tasking. I pray we don't make mistakes Amen o. I hate to imagine ending up with a nonentity as a man, a man that beat women witout a second thought |
Romance › Re: Finding A Partner Is More Difficult Than I Assume by jackals(f): 8:07pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Bossjakande: u have a point dear is not easy even if one is despirate to get married if I rush marry ugly person or a girl DAT is an illitrate dont u think it will lead to regret later in life. I still think u can still get DAT perfect person just shine ur eyes and be serious.know wat u want in a woman or man and be prayerful. if I see a girl I love DAT is not married but got a boyfriwnd and I like her I tried to snatch her.if she aint got a ring shes still single as far as am concerned Lols. You are a very matured and sincere person. I hope this is the same way you're compose in reality?. Will you like to to mingle one of these days? I base in Lagos tho |
Romance › Re: Is My by jackals(f): 4:33pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: When Wrongly Accused Of RAPE by jackals(f): 8:30am On Jun 30, 2019 |
iTearHerToto: For the first I'm seeing a thread with posts I like in Nairaland Trashland
Itearhertoto didn't puke  You will soon see the ones you dont like |
Romance › Re: Is My by jackals(f): 8:27am On Jun 30, 2019 |
J111333: Guys what do you think, do we tell him?  No johr. Let him spend some more... I could remember I've once discarded a guy using the strategy this girl is using here...., I'm nolonger intersted but i didnt know how to tell him. The dude got frustrated by my actions and demanded we call it quit. I didnt beg. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Trainees At Pedabo by jackals(f): 4:36am On Jun 29, 2019 |
williams2600: Normally I don't complain o but that exams was something 30mins .... Of studying shapes and knowing what comes next in the sequence..... I didn't do up to 15 time was Done and i heard the cut off is 50% that's you have to get 30 correct.....
Abeg what else can I apply....!
PS I no get ICAN sef I just finished my own. Couldnt answered up to 19 before the time lapsed. |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Proposed To His Girlfriend by jackals(f): 4:09am On Jun 29, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 3:26pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
IamPlato: Jackals wanted to rape me but God pass her  |
Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by jackals(f): 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduate Engineer & Other Engineering Roles At ExxonMobil by jackals(f): 7:33am On Jun 16, 2019 |
LordTrezy: 3. D 4. LNRQ 9. D 10. 25MPH 11. 12. G 13. 2.5 minutes The answer to that number 10 is 24MPH Average speed = total distance travelled/ Total Time taken total time taken = d/30 + d/20 = 50d/600 Total distance = journey to + journey from = d + d = 2d hence A.S = 2d x 600 / 50d = 24MPH |
Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by jackals(f): 7:00am On Jun 16, 2019 |
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Family › Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by jackals(f): 6:42am On Jun 16, 2019 |
Iamplato,come here quickly,come see your other person |
Romance › Re: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 3:18pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 3:02pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 2:55pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 2:49pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Great Ladies Forever Are Been Pushed To The Wall N' I Dont Like It by jackals(f): 2:47pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
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