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CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Is Not Our Ambassador - NDLEA by Jackanda1(m): 9:14am On Aug 20, 2023
Juanmike:
But is a drug lord our president, yes or no?
Its been more than six months since the elections and you're still pained?
Science/TechnologyRe: Artificial Intelligence Can Now Steal Your Passwords With 100% Accuracy by Jackanda1(m): 8:43am On Aug 20, 2023
jackcanfield:
cool Julian you are here too. Anyway Madam would just place her phone on record to grab the sound of Oga's keystrokes, so she can see Oga's side chicks. In the future privacy is zero ... afterall in the spirit realm privacy is zero ...
You mean even God doesn't have have privacy? I doubt.
Foreign AffairsRe: The United States Approves Sending F-16s To Ukraine From Denmark And Netherlands by Jackanda1(m): 8:05am On Aug 18, 2023
Mynd44:
Why F-16s and not F-22s?

The US is planning to scrap its F-22 fleet anyway. Kuku send them to Ukraine.
I thought they said F-22 is in per with the F-35 in terms of performance. Why would they scrap them?
EducationRe: Stay Away From Campus: Again, UNICAL Suspends Prof Ndifon Over Sexual Assault by Jackanda1(m): 7:56am On Aug 18, 2023
SILVERLINES:
grin

Like seriously someone need to be very careful of dealings with women, imagine how they dragged down a whole professor of law, not once but twice. A whole professor of law

Small small children


This is a disgrace
You're right. Its always women that are the problem, the the lecturer is a saint and not capable of misconduct.
FamilyRe: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by Jackanda1(m): 12:29am On Aug 18, 2023
Persephone1:
When you have a hole to receive a pole, when you are to carry a grown ass man, when your journey to orgasm goes beyond having a sensitive head constantly in collision with a soft spot but a total emotional and physical state of wellness. When your sex organ does not rise at the simple vision of opposite sex, when it takes longer time to reach orgasm. When your organ of sexual pleasure serves more than one purpose, Only then will you understand what sex is to a woman.
Hole to recieve a pole....Chai. Are you into poetry?
Foreign AffairsRe: Niger PM In Chad As US, Russia Urge Diplomatic Option In Crisis by Jackanda1(m): 9:17pm On Aug 16, 2023
Look who's talking. Russia that is bombarding Ukraine is asking for diplomacy in Niger. shocked
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Bad Habits? by Jackanda1(m): 4:48pm On Aug 15, 2023
Epinigirls:
Do you have a job?
There are people who work from home.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Bad Habits? by Jackanda1(m): 5:45pm On Aug 14, 2023
Elsueno:
Too blunt....I am always straight to da point, which I know a lot of people find really annoying. but I just can't help it, lost a few friends due to dat, but if time would role back, would still tell them same shyt without sugarcoating it. After all its in MY NATURE cheesy
I'm a master in sugarcoating and it has earned me lots of friends. Incase you need my help.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Are Your Bad Habits? by Jackanda1(m): 5:41pm On Aug 14, 2023
I over feed. If i cook in the morning, i can't rest until its finished before noon.

I don't feel satisfied until i'm over-bloated. Doctors say its psychological.
Foreign AffairsRe: Craig Robertson: Man Threatening To Assassinate Joe Biden, Shot Dead By FBI by Jackanda1(m): 11:51pm On Aug 09, 2023
Dude wished to die. His wish got granted.
Foreign AffairsRe: It's Hitting Hard: Senior Niger Politicians Beg Tinubu To Lift Sanctions by Jackanda1(m): 8:12pm On Aug 09, 2023
Yungmil:
My problem now is that


How do you guys cope with glo network while masturbating.

My own is always hanging when I want to cum grin grin
You need to stop faping to porn. Sooner or later, you would end up with Porn induced erectile dysfunction.

Your brain isn't designed for Porn.
RomanceRe: Don't open this thread. by Jackanda1(op):
.eeit
RomanceDon't open this thread. by Jackanda1(op):
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EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Apologises To JAMB by Jackanda1(m): 5:27pm On Jul 19, 2023
She just wanted to trend.
Now she has gotten the attention she needed plus scholarship and other underground benefits.
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Apologises To JAMB by Jackanda1(m): 5:21pm On Jul 19, 2023
She just wanted to trend.
Now she has gotten the attention she needed plus a scholarship and other underground benefits.

Congrats to her
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by Jackanda1(m): 12:59pm On Jul 18, 2023
GodWrites:
No Jackie Chan contacted him. Dude probably designed the chat. After all he's a graphic designer. Jackie Chan is an actor. Nothing concerns him with posters. That's a nice marketing strategy though.
You're right, Jacky Chan would not be personally involved in things like this, he would hire others.

That student is dumb
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by Jackanda1(m): 12:52pm On Jul 18, 2023
CallmeTrinity:
Stop being a hater that is the real Jackie Chan. You Nigeria's are just jealous haters
The way you carry the matter for head be like say na you be the guy.

His response was silly. I'd ghost him if i were Jacky Chan.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Jackie Chan Pays Ejike Victor For Graphic Design by Jackanda1(m): 12:44pm On Jul 18, 2023
His response to the actor was silly. If i were Jackie chan i would simply block the guy and move on.
CrimeRe: Mexican Man Kills His Wife, Eats Her Brain And Uses Her Skull As Ashtray by Jackanda1(m): 9:29am On Jul 18, 2023
siofra:
Men are wicked, useless, evil, despicable. The devil is a male human.
Not all men fit this description. Don't let nairaland chewing gum alpha males push you into hatred.
CrimeRe: IG Influencer, Austa XXO, Killed By Her Millionaire Boyfriend, Killaboigram by Jackanda1(m): 8:25am On Jul 18, 2023
STRI1:
Jesus is a blood sucker.
And yet he killed and raped no one unlike your prophet.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 4:06pm On Jul 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
My sibling lives in Nigeria and no judge would sentence such here!

It's not cultism!
It's a state law!
So for you, it's ok to kill someone for leaving Islam if they reside in an islamic state?


I expect you to skip this question, but lemme ask.
Since Nigeria isn't an islamic state, asumming your sibbling walks up to you and say he/she is no longer a muslim and has converted to christianity. What would you do?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 3:44pm On Jul 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
Cos it is false to kill anyone for apostacy without the judge carrying out the sentence!
I understand that the price to pay for leaving Islamic religion is death.

So If your sibbling decides to leave Islam, it is wrong to slaughter them yourself, rather you report them to Islamic authorities to slaughter them properly right?

What's the difference?

Why should someone get killed for leaving Islam, is that not cultism?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 3:22pm On Jul 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
It's death of course and this has to be pronounced by the Muslim ruler/Judge in an Islamic state!
if someone leaves islam, he/she must put to death right? So Why did you ask me the question below:

where did you find such law in slam?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 2:07pm On Jul 17, 2023
AntiChristian:
Where did you find such law in Islam?
So whats the punishment for apostasy in islam?
Music/RadioRe: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by Jackanda1(m): 1:53pm On Jul 16, 2023
djon78:
Every talent comes from God
Because every good thing comes from God

That some people now turn there talent and gifts from God into dark things is another question


The key thing is working on ones God's given talent
Honing it, sharpen it till it gets attracted and noticed

In music Look at psquare for example
There singing capacity ain't that super
But they worked on what they got
Paul had ability to compose good ear listening sounds
Peter could dance
They worked on it and presented it to the world
lols you know nothing about sercular music industry. No matter how talented you're, the forces in the industry would never let you succeed unless you consult them. That industry belongs to the devil.

I've tried music b4. When you get close to some big artiste associates in the industry, they'd ask if you're willng to pay ur tithe or apply science(juju).

Most of the music stars u mentiond all have altars and shrines they bow to. Google 'Alo Inas'.
FoodRe: How Do You Prefer Your Corn? (picture) by Jackanda1(m): 7:55am On Jul 15, 2023
IconicR:
I miss how my mom will help me chew my corn before handing them over to me from her mouth, she had to stop after secondary school.
That's disgusting. Why didn't she grind it and make Ogidi for you, or better still, boil the freshly harvested corn which is easy to chew.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 7:30am On Jul 15, 2023
MohammadSAW:
You guys can never engage in the goal to Islamized NIGERIA which is the request of Allah.
You guys and christians are basically KAFIRIS at different level..
Stop been delusional, Nigeria would never become an Islamic state.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 6:57pm On Jul 14, 2023
Xmuslim:
@bolded part. 100% because of the death penalty and other horrible consequences. Islam is a cult
I'm actually shocked to see an ex-muslim for the first time.

I'm even more shocked that your family members or ex-brethren have not slashed your throat. How have you been surviving?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is it Hard To Find Muslims Who Became Atheists On Nairaland? by Jackanda1(op): 6:51pm On Jul 14, 2023
iammo:
As a Muslim, and a Yoruba man, who read Quran, Torah , Books of Moses and bible with open honest mind.

Combine that with my knowledge of Odu Ifa

I personally think Gods exist, supreme being exist, after life exist

Islam just give me solutions to my prayers faster
I never knew people get answers to their prayers in islam. I thought this was only a christian thing. Wow
RomanceRe: Read My Story, Cry, But Please Help Me by Jackanda1(m): 6:43pm On Jul 14, 2023
I can not say i fully understand GOD and the way he works. But i have seen him show up when one thinks its over. I'd advice against giving up.

Your story reminds me about my economic status and family background. I wish i am rich.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Denies Being Married With Four Children by Jackanda1(m): 5:26pm On Jul 14, 2023
turmacs:
See the kind men wey we dey find to marry, men of virtue and substance, no be all these lazy, broke and good for nothing Useless men wey full this country..
So if someone is broke it means they are useless and good for nothing abi?

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