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chenzen:
ur type struggles through life... l am sure u wont beat me in any form of creative non-fiction article writing. The most important thing for me is delivering the goods but some mid-night school drop-out like you refuses to extract and absorb the message rather you choose to advertise partisan thuggery... receive sense in the name of Jesus.

Hello boss, he is right. Be mature and improve. No one is confuting your mastery at being a professional writer. when I first clicked on your thread, I didn't read what you've written, I thought it's a prologue until I saw the others commenting on the article .

Kudos for such a write up, but you still need to intensify your knowledge for spacing, paragraphs and punctuation.

I hope you ain't demeaned by what I have written and will take it as an avenue to do better.

I believe in you.




Signed,
Sola.

Gideonmi:
so you are saying don jazy will kill me abi? Human beign! Symone kanor ask question in peace argain?

Kikikikik

What question are you still asking

EbukaHades10:
That number one though. Who says "decoder"?

I also had to sigh when I saw that

Baba, dey gat to hear pesin Where dem dey when I dey teach pikin lesson

Few weeks ago, YBNL boss – Olamide signed two new artistes which
Limerick was one of them. After the announcing, the artiste drop his first single titled – Pesin which is actually trending now in the Music Industry.
We decided to bring to you guys the lyrics to this song.
Incase you don’t have the song yet, check out the Lyrics.


I hope you’ve downloaded the Song? Now get an Headset or banging Speaker and sing along.
Leggo….
[Intro]

Hmnhmnhmn ahahaahaha
EDL- boy; Limerick; hmnehnehnehn
You must hear Pesin now; ahh; oh Gadd
[Verse 1 – Limerick]
Okay e geh this story i for tell Pesin
No need! I no sure say they go hear pesin
And Iffa dey church i no dey like to share Testi-Mony
They fih go talk say make I help pesin
Nowadays nobody dey fih dey send pesin
Roundabout beggars dem dey disrespect pesin
One minute you go see them dey beg pesin
The next minute omo dey don begin shenk pesin
[Chorus]
Oh my God, they must hear Pesin
They must hear Pesin, they must hear Pesin
They must hear Pesin, [no be lie, they must hear Pesin]
they must hear, ehn; they must hear Pesin
They must hear, ehhh; they must hear Pesin
They must hear Pesin, they must hear Pesin
They must hear Pesin, they must hear Pesin; kai
They must hear Pesin; they gats hear Pesin
They must hear Pesin; you have to hear Pesin

[Verse 2 – Limerick]

Now listen me i no too sabi beg Pesin
But at least if I broke i suppose tell pesin
Now d problem for this country be say if you beg pesin for money e go dey get the little self esteem
Is that so true or false? (True)
No No No true or false answer me make I clear pesin
Why E be say pesin no dey like dey epp pesin
We no be deaf and dumb buh still we no dey fear pesin
Okay see e geh this day wey I go near pesin
They be like two chief d money wey dem get plenty
Na only transport fare I ask shey I offend pesin
They wan come finish me with question wey fit wreck pesin
They be like you don’t even Care to greet
Where did you come from the south or the north or east
Abi na north wey you take dey here dey beg money
What is your name, age and where do your parents live
Omo chai before this people wreck pesin
I ask my friend guy wetin I go tell em gee?
You know wetin the idiot tell me
The idiot say hin no be MOURINHO him no sabi defend pesin
I don dey rap since the Genesis
Another rapper dey try catch up like nemesis
Na me be don dada here coz I dey end pesin
I no dey rap with one style I get like ten techniques
I dey rap, I dey sing and I dey sell Pepsi
I dey sell Sim card and I dey sell Chelsea
I don sell taya since wey I dey sell plenty
Na small e remain i suppose don begin sell pesin
Coz I be hardcore rapper wey dey tear pesin
And all these commercial rappers dey don dey vex pesin
Coz if I show inside club dey shack shekpe since
Commercial rappers go enter dey order Hennessey

[Verse 3 – Olamide]

Fine geh you no dey friend pesin
O fi mhii shey kpaskur o tun wa denge si
You say my nose too big like I be shrek pesin
When U dey pass for my street u no dey check pesin
Haba! Calm down no dey fear person
I no be ogbanje na baby near pesin
All my goons on deck we no go let pesin
Gun use respect you or we go tear pesin
Dirty slap wey fih make PSP call pesin
Say Bros you dey owe and you dey dull pesin
No dey give us headache o panadol pesin
Make everybody smile jhoor you no be sure pesin
Attention for oga pesin
Awon eyan B.I.G & 2PAC pesin
Okay my squad too lit no wack pesin
We dey bomb any site and we dey hack pesin
Wait first make I remind pesin
Make them no go think say I be one pesin
Omo kan bi one million i be mad pesin
They say the good die young me i be bad pesin
Moet, the chamdor & don baron
Kinni moshey fawon boys mehn them be telling on me
They say i be with Kinta Be with kunte
I be with giga, kukuru ati Yetunde
They say they be playing around afi bi PeepDode
They can’t touch me am too hot won ma ni Wicklow
Baba I get patient to give them sick flow and deep flows to make panke like tinco

[Verse 4 – Limerick]

I remember when I get bar and I dey spend my gees
I turn coach sotey me I come dey bench pesin
I turn player and na Shege all this girls them see
Na me be the only player wey no dey wear jersey
Oh lord money higher than your self esteem
And I dey sought babies even as the girls many
I bet u never seen a fella who could spend like me
Naso me dey take dey brag until I learn lesson
So big shoutout to the guys wey dey rep pesin
Gee boys wey dey work dey no dey tell pesin
And d gbebo be saying they no sabi help pesin
Only thing wey them sabi na to dey flex pesin
Buh all is good even as they no dey help pesin
At least them go flex pesin till your had dirty
Eff pesin brain looking like a deaf pesin
And at this point omo they fih even sell pesin

The End!!!

kmcutez:
It's the same way you beat your mother. No difference.

Savage you

Wow. Now I know about Anthony Joshua. Nabbed for drug peddling

La click La bend

Timcy2:
In this life, a man must do one of these or both:

-Take bear
-Womanise
Tobacco(cigarette, snuff, etc).

Me, i prefer to drink. Why? It keeps me calm, refresh, and checked. If am moody, a bottle of bear might just do the trick.


*Advantages of Alcohol to Women.*

-Brands of Alcohol are not jealous. You can decide to take; Life, 33, Smirnoff, Origin, etc, in peace without any trouble. Try that with our women, one of them go just kill you.��

-Alcohol is easily affordable & accessible. Our women, hmm, money for hair, dating fee, choping fee, etc.

Been the judge of myself, i prefer Alcohol to Women, anytime, any day.

Cool but what if there is a 'MAN' that do not take pleasure in those three things mentioned.
Don't smoke
Don't drink
Don't womanise.

Maybe I'm a god

Answer is 6

myariks:
pls I scored 224 in my jamb and I want to study English and Literature Education in UNIBEN. Can they offer me the admission after post ume exam.

Only if you smash it.

udeh3:
I'm planning to make an investment in Obayantor. it's seriously part of my plans.

How's the airtel network in Obayantor including browsing with it. I know of the power supply. Is the airtel network there very reliable?

That’s just what remains in our assessment!

Hope to get your reply or at least help me with someone else's phone number I can always call as we continue our assessment

The Airtel network over there should be rated 5/10 for its usage in calling, but when it comes to browsing... Hmm 3/10 because people I stayed with had to go outside and stay under an electric pole for them to be able to browse.
The service providers there are non existent or should I say incessantly epileptic?
The only thing I miss was the electricity

MorolayoVictor:
I registered for Geography sir, not Government...
is government compulsory for Economics aspirants?

Yes sir

NubaVertigo:
I don't think they're tough. Not by international standards really.. I can solve them in my head

But not all.

I think it's tough for an ss1 student in art or science class.
Saying a Jss can score 80% is a No-no No

Just be retrospective, asking you to read A-Z is a cinching thing to do but tell someone in baby Class, it might be like a tough nut to crack.

The higher we go in learning, the easier some things can be for us.
I can remember when we were taught Maclaurin and Taylor's series, the first day it was hard, not just the day but that week. Now, when I look back, I just laugh because it seems veeerry easy.

Why is it easy to me now? It is because I have passed that level and I am confronted with more complex questions.
I hope u get what I am trying to allude.
It looks simple to you, but it might be a convoluted question for them because they are still inexperienced.
Adios

Bobola07:
hehe
baba I feel u jare.
which field are you in?

Economics Sir.

At op, you need a good English teacher.

Bobola07:
na him dey sweet u
okay!!
na una dey do PhD for 10yrs..

Hehe hehe... I am too dull for that bro.

By now, conscience should be pricking you

This doctor of a thing makes me happy. That's why I will be going for the PhD since I am not in the medical line.

Referred to as Dr. ****

Ebithayo:
Scored 309 in this year utme, preparation for postutme starting asap. Picked OAU dentistry. Missed out of last year admission by 1.5 score despite scoring 299 in Utme.

Now you have a chance. Don't misuse it.
Try to surpass you last putme's score.

You can do it.

earthsync:
pls who knows when another hostel list would be out

I am also pondering on that matter oo

See emi ti o je n pe, won fun mi ni iwe eko giga ni Yoruba, ni ibi ti n ba ti nsoro, won ma dobale fun mi ni.

Na pride oo.
Obe ti baale ile ki n je, iyaale ile..........................

La click La faint

Muzanga:
let me burst ur bubble. We brag when with our click. Not publicly because we have dignity better than men.

That publicly is what I am hinging on.
Ladies can lie that it was never rammed but men seldomly lie about drilling the oil from different fertile grounds .

Muzanga:
see i am a lady. Allow me to tell you how we feel. We brag when we Bleep a big dick bro...its a win win. Leave matter for mattias. If the sex is good no regrets.

Let me take you serious... Very serious

Muzanga:
how do men think sef? Can a fcked dick be unfcked? U sleep with a girl and start feeling fly. Una fck eachother. Nobody dey lose for sex na win win. I cum you cum. Simple.

Aunty no be so oo.

A girl might have regret about fkking a particular d*ck, but for the guys, its a win

Guys can go about saying they have conquered girls in all ethnic group in Nigeria, but which girl can boldly say that?
That is why the proverb goes this way
A pssy bleeped* can't be unfucked*.
Shalom

Here is the case
You deliberately gave the bike man a higher denomination so you could whisk his bike. An act you already pre-planned with your cohort
So the moment he went to look for change, you quickly gave sign to your crew members and they did justice to the bike. So you won't look culpable, you stood there with such temerity to feign ignorance
The bike man had doubt and so had to charge you to court. That is the case we have against you sir.