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Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 9:33am On Mar 04, 2018
Hey guys.. Just checked to see if I am given a bed space
The response was negative with comment like 'No bad space available blank bla bla'

I begin to wonder if it is because when I paid for the bed allocation fee, I did not book for accommodation

I am just seeing the book accommodation part just now or is there any probability that I might be given a bed space.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Incredible Sculptures Around The World That Defy The Laws Of Gravity(Photos) by Jackossky(m): 12:20pm On Feb 24, 2018
Takes a long chair to sit

Defying law of gravity mode...
Waiter! Get me a bottle of coconut water... E joor
Education › Re: Prof B. L. Adeleke(08071878926): Meet the Prof that Won't let you Graduate by Jackossky(m): 4:33pm On Feb 21, 2018
Lalasticlala
Do the needful biko
Education › Re: What Is The Difference Between A Lake, A River, And A Stream? by Jackossky(m): 10:33pm On Feb 17, 2018
Shukusheka:
It depends on the kind of spiritual beings/powers you will find in each water.


Lakes have always been the ancestral home of ogbanje (spirit child aka Abiku). History has it our forefathers when in desperate need of a child would seek help from the goddess of the lake.

Rivers According to science, a river is a natural flowing watercourse usually freshwater, flowing into an ocean, sea or a lake. What this portends is that you will find similar spiritual beings in the sea and in the river. It is a long known fact that fresh Mammywaters have always been the one ruling the river world, they have an empire running there. Little wonder River state is the state with the highest number of mammywaters in the world and even the popular but late Queen of the coast Joanne Rivers was believed to have traced her ancestry to the cursed city.

Stream A stream is the scouting center for all marine spirits roaming the earth, it is the water with the highest recorded number of deaths worldwide and these deaths can be easily traced to the handiwork of spirits in the marine realm. Marine scouts have a knack for visiting the streams for potential talents who they eventually drown, transport the spirit of the drowned victim to the underworld, train and later release to the world as ogbanjes.






Shukusheka
So says our Minister in Marine /spiritual matters.
Thank you sir for your contribution. E se gaan.



Your answer makes me to roll on the floor. We are talking of physical element, Baba Don carry spiritual enter.

So in your dignified opinion, where do you think Yemoja will lurk the most?I mean the head quarter

Stream, lake, river, ocean, pond, well or what?
Crime › Re: Four Beheaded In Rivers State Cult Clash by Jackossky(m): 9:59pm On Feb 17, 2018
MAJORBANKZ:
TAHI TAHI TAHA is the cry of a wounded vulture. Mind your utterances mr for the eyes that sees today might see no more
Smiles
This Nigeria ehn.... How do you even know the sound of a wounded vulture?



'Mtcheeew 'is the sound of a hungry snake �
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 4:02am On Feb 17, 2018
Please, anyone should update me on bed allocation fee and list.
Lemme know if the list is out.


Thanks
Literature › Re: Witches And Wizards by Jackossky(m): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2018
It's been long since I have read any story on nairaland. Few days back, I decide to check the literature section and see if I will find any interesting stories to read.
While scrolling down, I saw some stories which I just scrolled over, but when I saw this, I didn't take much interest in it, not until when I looked down and saw who wrote it.
(Ozila), seems I have once read this guy's story and the story must have hypnotize me to take cognizance of the writer.

I decided to click and lemme tell you Bro, I wasn't disappointed, I even had to go back and read (the carpenter, wizard and the mirror) or something like that. Kudos to you Bro, you didn't disappoint as all my expectations were met.

Kudos once again.
#shola
#Iwrite
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Romance › Re: Women With Their Use Of "I Suffered With You" by Jackossky(op): 3:13pm On Feb 11, 2018
mineANDurs:
U might want to hire an English tutor first because ur future wife will surely be forced to use dat line after putting up with ur bad english for many years.
... Thanks for this your post then. It is the muse behind my fluency in English today. Making use of sesquipedalian words was a mirage but now a reality.


You might not know the effect of this your 'innocuous comment' and its impact on me, but I thank God that it serves as a propeller that propelled me into becoming an erudite.

#Shola
#Iwrite


Don't forget to check out my blog
Www.vainearth.

See ya on the beaches of life.
Family › Re: House Wives and wrapper by Jackossky(m): 2:59pm On Feb 11, 2018
Fine girl tell me where you dey since.
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 2:17pm On Feb 10, 2018
Sweet lawd
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 2:15pm On Feb 10, 2018
[quote author=thatniqqress post=64946438][/quote]NYC one
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 1:42pm On Feb 10, 2018
thatniqqress:
Welcome. Nope, not at all
OK, how can I contact you?
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 1:01pm On Feb 10, 2018
thatniqqress:
Hi smiley
Umm I already resumed. I am Sola... But have I met you?
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 8:52pm On Feb 09, 2018
thatniqqress:
Nice. I'm in ecostat too. Welcome to the department.... grin grin grin
Hello...
Education › Re: 20 Year Old Or 20 Years Old? by Jackossky(m): 12:44am On Feb 04, 2018
chubinwa:
dis one weak me
It shouldn't, this is English Bro.
Education › Re: 20 Year Old Or 20 Years Old? by Jackossky(m): 2:36pm On Feb 03, 2018
plavic:
Try this:

I am 20 years old.
I am a 20 year old.
I am a 20 year old man.... Correct
Poems For Review › Re: A Thousand Roses: A Letter by Jackossky(m): 11:46pm On Jan 31, 2018
Oh, nice one. Like peak, it's in you.
Dear wife,
Do you know how elated I am hearing from you, even the already planned dreams that fit my fantasy world. Oh dear, I am here working to make that dream a reality. I am here making sure the kids have the most 'dear parent' any kid could have. I feel happy when I know that our thought aligned and you are also working into shaping our beautiful lives to what we desire. The kids will be blessed to have you as their momma, or should I tell you how proud I will be to call you mine?

Dear future wife, in all hopes; we are rocking that 'white Agbada' in unison, the flagrant desires that can't be quelled, the hopeful future that starts today, the tender kindness that is rooted deep in your very heart... Hmmm, the inconspicuous spark that became an INFERNO. Dear wife...

#iwrite



Hehehheheheeh... Me is lauding you over here because me is not knowing what me is writing...
Kudos,
Shola.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thank You Nairaland, God Has Opened A Better Door by Jackossky(m): 11:19pm On Jan 31, 2018
I am happy for you.. That means there will be an increase in salary niyen... I tap oo

Lemme quickly send you my account number so that I can conjoin in your elated happiness... grin
Webmasters › Re: 'The Journey on Creating my WordPress Account...' By Jacob (#Iwrite) by Jackossky(op): 4:18pm On Jan 31, 2018
Jackossky:
Help, i am really new at this. On my blog, i already created the menus under the primary menu, i have also added the sub menus to it,but the problem is, I don't know how to make my post to go under the submenus. I want visitors to click on my sub menus and there they will see the post that are relevant to the submenu I created, but somehow my post just get to stay under 'Post by the authors' and it is shown only on the front page. I want it to show on the front page and also under the submenus because when i click on the submenus, it will just be blank with no topics there. Please help
I have gotten the hang of this though, seems like I should delete every content and recreate the blog to a perfect one... Maybe by next three or four month, I will go official
Romance › Re: Pray For Me, I Might Be Lynched Soon by Jackossky(m):
So your side of the story is that you can't take control of your third leg and 'little girls', seems like the solution to your conji problem


You will be lynched like you suggested, won ti get ree..... Out of that teachers salary, save 2k and get an olosho for ur self... If you are rich, get a sexdoll or else we will have problem.


A tie ti ni problem bayii, thank God I am one of the locals residing at okumagba, chaii, I pity for you, actually not you but the beating you will take from the frustrated ones....

Na crowd beating and your life will never remain the same




Get a sexdoll
Career › Re: How Are Death Benefits Paid In Nigeria? by Jackossky(m): 6:26am On Jan 30, 2018
Horllamideh:
Good evening sir.....the steps you put down above, does it apply to primary School teachers too because we pursued my late mum's gratuity for 5 years (from 2004-2009) and our effort came out futile before we gave up hope. I am kind of hoping to resuscitate the whole process again.
Real nigga, reviving the the life in it correct Nigga.
Phones › Re: GLO Reviews Its Data Plans by Jackossky(m): 8:44pm On Jan 29, 2018
I subscribed for this glo 1k for 4gb 'of a thing' and was really expectant of the mb, not until I saw 1024 mb... Mtcheew, ain't falling for that crap again.
Romance › Re: My Girl Is Having A Side Nigga (see How I Caught Her) by Jackossky(m): 10:28pm On Jan 28, 2018
Ramanto:
yours is better my brother. My own girl told me how a guy has been disturbing her. Only for me to go through her whatsapp chat one day and read their chats. My girl was asking the guy if the 'sexes' were out of love.. I fear women o. This girl looked so innocent and naive
Smiles
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 11:22pm On Jan 24, 2018
O sale eko, E no dey for malay ��. Kosewe, kosegbo..... Hi, thanigressgurl(forgotten your sobriquet though). Umm, come put me through and I don't understand the ecostat timetable.... I hope u are there
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 6:10pm On Jan 22, 2018
Wow, I have been cleared today (unofficially), till it reflects on my kofa page before it becomes official. I even went ahead to book for a temporary apartment at hall3... All I have to do now is to pay school fees and register my courses. Some did say that you don't have to pay school fees before you can register your course but till tomorrow before I can verify that. Jeeez


Ooh, lest I forget, for the jupebite who haven't been cleared, please make sure you upload the official jupeb result and insert it in the higher qualifications slab. You don't need to upload anything in the 'Certificate space' and upload your waec certificate into the 'first sitting result column'. Lastly....


I greet you all
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 12:07am On Jan 20, 2018
Draei:
Which is the slot showing
higher qualification right?
yea
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2018
Draei:
Now let's take this one at a time. If you were to be a jambite, then you'll be uploading your waec certificate in place of certificate and your waec result in place of first sitting blablbabla.

Now you're coming in through jupeb. Were you guys given any form of certificate or some kinda result printout out upon completion of your 1 year program.

Other jupeb candidates should help us out here.
Cc; vivienD.
Hmm, do you mean that the online printout will be uploaded in the place of 'Ist sitting result' while the waec certificate will be uploaded in the place of 'Certificate'.... We were given a jupeb result(Official) but there is a place slated for it...
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 1:58pm On Jan 19, 2018
Heywhizzy:
Ahn Ahn.. so someone should not be happy again.. people give testimonies of admission in churches where people still writing jamb for 5years are seated.. so what's the biggy.. be happy for her and wish well for yourself
:Lol, Draei is already a staylite...
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 1:28pm On Jan 19, 2018
Draei:
Buttom line is you're unknowingly intimidating most of us. You can see some people up there lamenting about how to get their acceptance fee and school fees paid.

Some don't even know how to go about the clearance or stocked along the way. Others like us are still waiting for admission so puhlease, cut us some slack biko. No joke with us this way.
undecided angry
hEY BRO, I GOT STUCKED SMEWHERE HERE.... i HAVE BEEN SUCCESSFULLY logged out but i will like to know what certificate to upload in the 'CERTificate' section and the 'First sitting result section" . They looked the same to me and i have my waec certificate, i dont want to make another mistake. Please help if you have any inkling to what i should do, other can also help....... Jeez Journey continues on Monday
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 12:18am On Jan 19, 2018
Wahala Reloaded
Hey guys, ummm i intended doing my physical clearance today, but when the clearance officer was checking my files, he said i will have to be logged out because i ought to have uploaded the official jupeb result ( I uploaded that of uniben). Really sad, coz all my document is 'Oshapranpran'
and now i will have to be delayed because i made use of my Uniben's jupeb result slip and not that of Unilag (The official one).
I thought i will be logged out on the spot but i was asked to write my name including my student ID on a sheet of paper like that.
Hmm, who knows when the change will reflect on my kofa because till now; i haven't been logged out. In other words, i haven't been cleared yet and i am damned worried. Some were cleared with that same Uniben's Jupeb result but i just don't know why my cleARANCE oFFICER is needlesly fastidious despite my 'mind tempting' document.

Journey Continues...
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 2:23pm On Jan 10, 2018
atheist5:
hi,you don do physical clearance
I am still at lag ojeree
Education › Re: 2017/2018 UNIBEN Admission Thread Guide by Jackossky(m): 1:55pm On Jan 10, 2018
Hi guy its Mr Shola, how is the tedious clearance process? Lay your complaint and only make permissible mistakes.

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