₦airaland Forum

Still on the tiny sticks level.
I think jobs like this should be given to the civil engineering student as a final year project.
Building something strong enough to * withstand the anger and consequence* of heavy rain pour.

Just my thoughts

It's a Yoruba demon something. Don't take it to heart ♥

Drchristian:
which all men are like this

Same way all women can't be like Nadia Buhari

The truth is, people Don't like to hear/listen to the truth. They prefer lies that are soothing to the ears. It gives them an erection

mhisbliss:
And what association did you classify yourself, now think carefully before answering based on the following reason.

You woke up by 5am and came to nairaland and made that cockeyed stereotypical post about busty and curvaceous ladies being dumb, this conclusion is based on what? You prolly got involved with a fat fool and you wrote all busty ladies off as dumb, i ain't curvaceous or busty so nothing should give you the crazy idea that I'm pained

Even if you are, you won't tell us.
Kikikikik
Okay. M done with you

Ehennn. Op, you see, some very curvaceous and elegant babes are brilliant ooo. There is this fat girl that is well endowed in Uniben... Oh Boy, na she be the best there ooo.

Still in my journey of life, I have met curvy (big) girls that are extremely intelligent and I have seen some that are very dull as you mentioned; likewise the slim ones.
So therefore, I have come to the illation that body size doesn't t determine brilliance or Intelligence.


P. S
I prefer the slim ones to the fat ones... Anytime any day.

MrCEO69:
6-0

No its still 5

Equal2DeTask:
hw much be ur leagoo?

33k...as at then

Same way Obasanjo graduated with PhD abi?
Iro ti poju Awon people yii love..

I swear, he block the distinction. Not just the lecturer or the course but the certificate.
Over blocking

The reason why I am replying is because I know that this 'thread' is featuring in FP.
Swerves

Hahahahaha. Veery funny. If one can't identify an integral function, I wonder how he /she would be able to solve it.
That questions hard make I no lie.
Only on me question has trig, differentiation, logarithms

Abeg, I no dey do. Even indices sef

Ajanacool:
Don't judge a phone cam by the acclaimed MP, my gionee has 5mp but can compete with some phones of bigger specs

In quote 'some'
And it won't include phones with 13mp...jjst some ran dom 8 mp phones but not all

Nice phone But the camera is hogwash. What do I wanna do with with 5mp camera?
Lemme keep rocking my Leagoo M8 pro

plaetton:

And the son of skydaddy came down from heaven to Earth to save humankind from something or someone, and immediately thereafter and for the last 2000 years, humankind still hurls itself from one problem, conflict and calamity to another.
What exactly did Jesus achieve if his followers are still being mentally and emotionally being tormented by the one and only Satan ?
Jesus supposedly cured leppers and polio victims, but he couldn't even identify germs as the primary causes of bodily afflictions.
Louis Pasteur did a million times more for humanity than the supposed son of God.
Louis Pasteur identified germs as the cause of diseases: and the world has never been the Same.

Can we please kneel and pray to the true saviour of humankind, Louis Pasteur.


Hilarious when you think about it.

U really don't have to be biased.
There was a system in place that allows for extensive washing of all the body part then.

it was quoted somwhere in the bible when jesus and his disciples were eating without washing their hands and the pharisees saw this and accused them of dereliction

That is to tell you that cleanliness is highly enforced

Smiles
Is a Scholar there.

Olayatty40:
Pls house, will one still need go to jamb office to submit some selected documents ?

Nope, there is no need for that.

Jejebaba:
. I will send mail to Vetitas first thing on Monday morning for the over-payment of the dividends. It looks like they did not deduct some of the shares i sold before qualification date.

Boss, just trying to get a hang of the Nigerian stock exchange market, but, this one you are at the verge of returning excess money hmmm
If there is excess, it means you deserve it because there will be time when you will be underpaid and no one will solicit for you. Won't even remember when you repaid the excess amount
So,please have a rethink.
And if you feel convinced about returning the money, then GRACIAS

earthsync:
yh saw it at hall one and two but I still wasn't given

Same here. I havent been given nor seen any list.

earthsync:
who here has seen his or her name on second batch hostel list

Is it out?

AntiBrutus:
All these slow guys on internet.
Chop what?

Let's assume there was a chop, then they chopped each other dumbhead!

Always making sex look like a loss to the woman.
Then complain when some women charge for maintenance and depreciation of the nunu...

It has never been and will never be 'Chop each other'

It is the guys chopping the females from the time of yore.

If you think it's false, Can you tell me how many guys u've 'chopped' from the last five years?
I guess no.
But a guy will easily count the number.
It's the 'master key' baby...

Let us Beg France We have learnt our lesson. We won't call them out for a face off again. We are very sorry.

Allylic:
Na handball or basketball

Reeling of laughter.
Seems its rugby to me

wisino1:
Nigeria girl are the most annoying people to chat with....... Very boring they don't know any thing outside hi,cool,yes,no,gud,can I ask u for something, lol,my sub will soon finish,.......

Kikikikikik. So you also get that 'my sub would soon finish' part.

Mine will even go as far as saying 'Boo, umm, I'm sorry. I won't be online for two weeks'
You will be damned to ask her 'why'
Na sub oo. �

Funny enough, you will see her online in the night.
'maybe another guy did it'

Laughs

Muzanga:
blackman dumb sha. She came ,He came. They both enjoyed themselves.

I knew a girl is gonna make this comment.

Kudos

Liliyann:
You are just a greedy selfish goat!!
What were you expecting when you carried your smelling poor ass and married a rich lady??
Pampering or what?
You deserve every shit they dish out to you!
Broke lazy men wanting to reap where they did not sow!!!

Look at how I am looking at you...
Radarada

Smart me.
I wan kill them with over smartness With my over laziness

jelel6:
Against Roma? Liverpool just won City 3-0. that's a far difficult thing to achieve.

I don't know if you're a barca fan, but you should know this barca is not as formidable as the teams from the last ten years.

I watch them against Chelsea, the 3-0 score was a deflector. they deserved to go through but not by 3-0 difference. the other teams remaining, would create more and take the chances than what Chelsea did.

Its just the semi final draw bro, I guess will see.
if the get Madrid though, they'll like knock them(Madrid) out. But i wish they don't get Madrid.

Hmmm, hope you know Barca remains Unbeaten?
I don't know a weak club that can replicate such.

jelel6:
sure! I'm not surprised. I probably wanted to say either man city or Liverpool qualifies, I think l barca is the weakest remained remaining.

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Barca won 4-1