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Mynd_44: You just want my attention

Mynd_44: *Ignored*

*replies him with an ignoring smile*






predictable ish

Mynd_44: To who?

ijebabe: Lol! Its her language too!

nah. Thought she said it's her first maternal Uncle's mother language or so?

Mynd_44: she came in cool but she was angered

Mynd deer, you can do the job of a personal secretary, you know?

free2ryhme: masters they r self r self acclaim jerks

Idowuogbo: STFU! As in seriously... No vex me o! U dey craze? U always making a scene out of nada! U no get invisible wedding to plan? Don't tempt me woman! Don't! Haba! I relate anything to d Asaba i talk? Y body dey scratch u? Na yam water u take bath? ode! O di ka i na agba ara mgbe n'ile,maka i ji eme ka onye na anu goof

stop murdering my language, or I'll call da police!

Mtchewww!

booqee: why don't u try it. Its true.

boobsqee dear, looking at your profile pix, one would wonder how you are able to carry those two huge loads of carica-papayas on your chest!

Are you by chance related to Kili-Wili Nwachukwu?

booqee: Mods, here is my complain, pls how do i prevent immature thwarts from commenting shitz and drivel on my thread??
Its urgent,.thanks.

boobsqee dear, but you should be thanking Lawd for blessing you with sufficient milk mineral deposits at the right places. . .

killuminati: yea babe, shake wat ya mama gave ya

~vicky~:
ebamma

stillme

bright

jackpot..

larride

Mugulo

vicky dear, how could you?

larride: As weak as bright 007

Ajibel: u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright



ur a caecus peacus..a newsance to my well being...never u try modify what i am wrote on nl again

shattap over dia, you failed toaster!

Stop mis-yarning because we told you we couldn't date youuuuuuuuu. . .

larride: Okay Idowu, make I forgive you now, bring me two hot rounds of rough lap-dance and an atomic BJ.

BTW, hope you're not stingy with your sugar-caned punnanie?

Umartins1: sorry for quoting this but its the only way of gaining your attention.
Just
wanna
tell
ya
that
someone
...................
Guess?
Ok!
Someone misses you.

juss say you need a blockbuster BJ from her!

Now, don't lie

bright007: ....moves close to her...haha..shey u dey vex ni?you wan pursue ya only customers 4 dis ya sharp corner/spa/brothel/hotel/motel/?
looks at d menu card....scans thru and finally picks no 5..which read.. "uninterrupted arse yanshing topped with electrifying BJ"hands her d menu card...

rainbowed-arse woman is delivering electrifying BJ?

Laffs and faints, gets up and faints again!

LMAO!!!

bright007: Cup of wat?....why u wan change âm?... Idowuogbo, dat guy need å lap dance or kpekus massage....

LMAO!!!

Laff Wan Make Me Speak In Tongues!

bright007: Nooo....I thought mosquitoes were only found in mosques ...no mosque around here
Are u å virgin?

Idowuogbo: Hack gini? Dem no reach... All na try and error!

Anyways.... Oga, bar never open o! U go manage cup of tea?

ain't you gonna give him a well-deserved BJ


If it's El now, you go rush come give him an earth-shattering BJ package. Id, you don dey do partial ooooo

Ogininafio1: @bright007? Idowu collect ya bf ni? Y u won hack am down by all means? U go soon win nobel prize for 'winchie o!'

shattap over dia, you Idowu's torn oversized pant mender!

tblackE61: Send M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ Your pin

shattap over dia, you hornny divorcee!

larride: Hey Mr man, you are not the bar man *break sharwama bottles on his head* runs out of the bar.......