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mikuz:

id,
na dickkkkkk i wan feed you with,
make we enter the bathing room.
Its just by the left,over there!

*whispers in low tones to mikuz*
my dear, remember you're the only son oh

you come forget say Idowu-obo's arse na GP Tank? 

the thing fit swallow 25 gallons of thick acrobatic s.perms!!!

Idowuogbo:
mukiz wey are u nau

@mukiz
Don't b disrespectful no u to b a gentleman, can I get a hug

attention seeker! Lol

mikuz:
jack,
12am? Shuo. Which kind appointment be that?
Ok chill make i go arrange ya order.

bright007:
**eerrrr**errr*Jackpot , **do u mean that dat place is � tank?Dat means using my head instead of my joystick* *

before nko?
The thing fit swallow person head sef

her Red Arse suppose get traffic lights sef because she has used it to send small small boys and Sugar Daddys to their graves!

But now, it has only one traffic light: the Green Signal. And you know what that means: ENTER ENTER ENTER!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!

Idowuogbo:
Jackpot is offering to help u wankkkkk ,brite stop bin rude its uncalled 4

oops, Red Arse is crying now! Somebody get her handkerchiefs!

When you were attacking him it's called for, bah?

You thought you can seduce him with sweet sweet talks, bah?

You failed woefully!

Open your red arse lemme tap some electricity! ROTFLMAO!

bright007:
**errrrr, actually, em, em, I actually need a tight place to fix my joystick**I know u would help me with that**

into that Idowu-obo's bushy red arse?

Lmao!!!

Bright dear, you wan waste your academic spermz into her un-schooled pussssy GP Tank?

ROTFLMAO!!!

Idowuogbo:
Awwwh u  still @ mad me  remember I was dat chick dat made your molars bright, come closer let me whisper sumtin

She whispers *baby u berra dan dis  don get brainwashed, can I have u feed me suya*

Ben-10:
Sorry that thread can't be used.

Idowuogbo:
U still remain a hypocrite u can't justify dat Don,listen newbie me and jackie ger history na me personally hin no like no b thread.I rada u don't get involved if u like mikuz thread stay dia make I dey my own bus lane.its ten ova ten chikena I promise to come  ginja dia wiv Bado flav

Mikuz u still mad @ me honet

Lecturer dey hyperventilate mu he he he, guy u wowor personify omo my niece see pics begin vomit say u b ayamaa lwwwkmmmd

you and who get history?
No make people think say you be my friend.

E be like say dem install Deep-Freeze for ya brain?

Nonsense and childish girl. Small time you go begin blame TB Joshua why man no dey last for ya side. Bua ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

DONkollione:
@ID, U CONTAMINATED IT N MADE EVERY PISSED, NOW U WANT TO SMART, SORI ITS NOT MY FAULT DAT U NEVA HAD A PLAN B INCASE OF BADBELLE, ABEG MATCH DEY TODAY SEF MK I GO WATCH, MR MOD PLS I STIL DEY BEG U, NA BEG I DY BEG , I WONDA HW ONE BUS GO GET TWO CONDUCTORS,

mikuz:

this is absolutely crazy and just so childish.
Id, you fall my hand big time.
Cant believe you could stoop yourself this low,begging illiterate newbies to keep ya thread going.
Only God knows the length you can go to get this thread sticked.
Mtcheww.na ASUU cause me all these rubbish sef.
So this is how you and ya so called pals rocked this section back in the days? Even with ya age you could still resolve to this?
Smh.

yet some people go dey blame Gawd why dem neva get husband~

mikuz:
jack,donkoll.
E don do.
Lets all leave the thread for her. It makes no sense to whine with a childish lady.
I hate childishness.

mikuz:
jack,donkoll.
E don do.
Lets all leave the thread for her. It makes no sense to whine with a childish lady.
I hate childishness.

DONkollione:
BEEF KO PORK NI, NEWBIE KO OLDBIE NI, B4 ADAM OLUWA WAS, I REST MA CASE, GBAM.PLS MOD DONT FORGET TO THROW D KEYS INTO DA RIVER, TANK U

DONkollione:
BROS JACK IN A POT, MAY U LIVE LONG N GROW WHITE HAIR IN D NOSE, ISEEEEEEEEE, 

Idowuogbo:
Emmh u a newbie I see but I like u already, I lost d best joker title  last year by jus 2votes to d winner.I dey run correct for zanga cool down I dey warm up y u dey beef na
Darling dey all moved on bcus d old thread bored dem to stupor, watch dem stroll in na Bado I name na u sef no.walahitali am on fire take d fire extingush me

mikuz:
he he he
no break leg o.

no worry, I wear dunlop slippers for legs na~

dani1luv:
Muki I PM'ed you

Ben-10:
Hey Jackpot, open a fresh thread. . or give me the link to the new one, if you opened it asap!

Thanks for the priviledge you gave me to open the next bar, but alas my in-law mikuz has already done it for me.

This is the thread: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-822600.0.html

Thanks mod!

mukina2:
Jackpot is not the same as those names

please let it rest people

muki, what of the punishment for those accusing me wrongly?


they must be warned or banned so as to deter future occurrences.

Thanks

dani1luv:
*oleku, tell me something wey i no fit do mi o le popopopo maloku, monini monini mo deji modeji*

Studio bro, you cant redraw at this stage, leave the multiple id issues for me to handle (with proof & muki's backup), if jackpot is guilty as charge i'ld have no choice than to disqualify and ban him cos its against NL rules,





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via Bluetooth

and get ready to be banned too for your slanderous comments if I'm innocent. Nonsense

mikuz:
id,
stop doing this to yourself abeg. Why are you getting yourself all walked up for nothing?you think this is politics or romance section? This is jokes arena,incase it skipped your memory:
all what we do here is strictly for fun.make this thread no go give you chronic depression o.
Why did i even put ya name sef.
Mtcheww!

*falls down from a coconut tree and still laughing. . *