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Efemena_xy:
^^ Like say you nor dey enjoy am. Now stop acting shy 'n admit say you don miss me die. . .

I dey miss you, you be period? _{kidding. . .}


@Efe
if you want to vote for me, then vote for jackpot

if you don't want to vote for me, then vote for jackpot

Efemena_xy:
^^ lol! Girl you are funny! Na which kind music be that? Never heard of it before lol!

@Jackpot, u r 4given  

** suddenly remembers her missing swthrt**
** sobs uncontrollably on Jackpot's shoulder. . . **
Oh J. .j. Jackpot! What had you done to him?? Pls find him! Pls bring him back for me!

**still sobbing loudly, Efe accidently dribbled some saliva ' n tears on his new shirt! **

you know say as Veterinary Doctor wey he be, he decided to give a fowl injection for yansh na so d aggressive fowl countered his moves, snatched d syringe from him and stabbed his pot-belly with it.

Na so d thing take happen, take heart

*gives Efe a handkerchief to wipe tears*

ARareGem:
Lol. Seduce a man old enough to be my grand daddy, who is in lurv with a certain lady and can't express it I think not.

sorry, but my criterias are damn too high. I don't fall anyhow


@Efe
I apolo-rice

bright007:
Ahhhh!ma ko ba mi ooooo!how I go take know say she be virgin?Abi u go allow me browse airway?

[b]ROTFLMAO!!! you bad gan

@mikuz
abeg, you fit helep me with toothpick make I pluck the chicken parts wey block my teeth

*brings a sofa closer, holds my wallet tighter and sits far from Donkolli*

DONkollione:
pls mr jackpot u r ridiculing dis thread with all dis craps, stop lets move on, u r a man not a boy

where was i,



ekaette! ekaette!!. , abeg com help me buy mtn credit, i get internatinal call to make,  .my container don land

bright007:
JoKE ooooooooooooOOOoooooooOooooooooo.












THIS THREAD IS JOKELESS!







CAN SOMEBODY PLS FIND � JOKE IN HERE!

Efemena_xy:
Lol! What d'you think? hmmm  

By the way, I'm looking for my swthrt. . .have you seen him

he's in the Lounge toilet making lurv to Idowu-obo!

You want a three-some?

@ 007, show us the way to salvation. . .

this thread is really hopeless. Majority of Jokes sectionites despises it.

the thing sef don tire Idowu-obo but she doesn't want to admit it

bright007:
**THIS IS PAGE FOUR OF THIS THREAD**



















STILL SEARCHING FOR � JOKE!

maybe we look for microscopes to zoom and search for the jokes!

Efemena_xy:
@ Jackie - So, you still get mouth  to dey shout crap here even after that abomination of a thread you subject the whole jokes section to for endless months??

bright007:
**One major thing dat I cant understand is d way somebody wey no finish nursery school go sey she get level.If she write simple sentence,u go need Learners Dictionary to take bring sense out of wetin she write.Its just � pity.Well she get level for where dem akara boys dey!

can you imagine? She's claiming levels wey she no get sef.

I've never seen anybody as irritating, jealous and childish as her.

Because her thread no dey move, she began calling every person "darling, come i can give it to you", "come and press my balloons." ROTFLMAO!!!

person open thread, as Idowu-obo jealous come reach she attacked mikuz's and opened her own. Is she competing for attention or what? Why can't she tolerate people?

Her jealousy is making people to get pissed at her.

I'm the Voice of the Voiceless and I'll keep representing.

Idungjay:
Jackpot

Idungjay, thank you for the nomination. I really appreciate. Una want make my head swell for here?

See as my belle dey sweet me each time I see myself being nominated. You guys are too much. Thanks once more.

You guys are the bestest. One love y'all

Idowuogbo:
Sorry Dani but I need to clear up dis BS, bright wetin u name don't make it seem like we talk off nl ,I don't no u and we not paddy so pls stop clinging on, dude on my last thread I dont remember bin akward towards u so don't pretend to b cool wiv me wen Jackie comes online u gang up to kiss my arse, am playful but I hate tag alongs.So stop bin a fake arse u don't like me FACT!!! And me sef no gbadun u and your Nnamdis sefini.

P.S- Make una dey your lane o

why is it that your threads always give Jokes Sectionites heart-attack?

why is it that it seems most Jokers don't like your style?

I know say that thread you opened don tire you too. Admit it. Come on, be strong and tell Dani to lock the thread for you.

ARareGem:
Jack, chillax.

chi wetin?

dem send you to seduce me?

*pours kerosene, lights matches and burns down thread*

bright007:
Wetin dey hungry you?Shey na dat thing wey dem use iron bra take hold dey hungry you?Abi na dat thing wey dem dey use cotton wool take block to stop d discharge dey hungry you?

ROTFLMAO!!!


useless thread borne out of childishnesses and stark fallacious mentality of need to belong.

This thread na complete SAHARA DESERT!!!

maybe it's because of the harmattan, dry season or what?

Can we call Tanker to supply us water make we pour for this DRYIEST thread?

no jokes, nothing nothing.

She thinks she can make her thread move by people "darling, honey give it to me, come press my 2 balloons!"

Worst off-topic in the making! Jeez

Aaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!

bright007:
Errrr, em, by way,Is this place � SPA/BAR/MOTEL/HOTEL/BROTHEL or what?let's knowwWww oooooo.

na brothel Joint where blow jobs are served as a meal!

You can also suck a GP Tank sized punny of d lounge owner Miss Idowu-obo!


Immoral Romance Thread in Jokes Section. Yuck!!!

they keep teaching us bad bad things for here!

Studio CFR:
Next Level Baybie




I don withdraw from the race for jerkpork to be happy

ok, you've withdrawn, stop repeating it all the time.

we don hear

but wetin you wan make we do? Beg you to come back and compete?  >>>>NOT!!!

I still demand you man up and tender a formal apology for the accusations.
In case you don't feel like apologizing, then no biggies

i am happy at least that I'm exonerated

mikuz:

this is just not fair.
I bet y'll dont know how it feels to be wrongly accused.
It doesnt only affect ya personality,it does affect what people think about you esp. The newbies and those who are not regulars in this thread.
True,that jackpot has been discharged and acquited,but come to think of it,no be democracy we dey?what would it take from dani to just apologise to jack for hurting him that much? The way this issue is been handled is just impartial. This is sheer autocracy.
A mod should not be given too much power,so it doesn't intoxicate him. After all he/she is meant to serve and protect our interests.
A mod is not supposed to show open contempt to a particular user as the case may be.
I have spoken my mind. If you have to ban me for openly saying the truth the way it is. Then so be it.

Thanks.

seeing your post I know Nigeria still have hope.

Thanks bro!