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^^ Pharoh, you wey condom dey oversize come here open mouth to dey yarn adult talks ![]() |
^**falls down from a coconut tree, and still laughing** |
^ **falls from banana tree, and still laughing** ![]() |
Miss You three Love |
booqee:na lie, it's because people go Church ![]() Jokes Sec is always like this every Sunday morning time's up, now move over ![]() next. . . |
Efemena_xy: dani1luv: Dani, okay, see where you shifted d goal post. Must you do some people's bidding because dem be XX chromosomes? You've got to add my HornyJane's nomination cos you were the cause. I am her second nomination. Pinish ![]() Else, you cancel out those that nominated two persons~ @mikuz see me see trouble oh. Why is he doing this? Is it because say I no wear skirt? :-/ |
yeah, you were the cause. You changed it from 1 nominations to 2 nominations after she's nominated. It is easy to see that she would have nominated us both. Dani, why change the rules to 2 nominations(because Efe asked you to) in the middle of a game? |
Agybabe:thanks sweets as they said, behind any successful man, there's a great woman behind him ![]() you're the bestest [s]I luv you cos you fine pass Studio's galfriends[/s] ![]() |
dani1luv: Dani, I don help you correct am since I notice say you dey get network problem for ya BB |
dani1luv:[b]mod no suppose make such mis-leading statement na. Don't you know my beefers are always looking for what to quote and gossip my honorable name with? ![]() |
dani, here's it. HornyJane:Dani, oya publish d result fast before you forget. See as I dey hussle make them give you best mod of the year and you're here dodging my nominations. Mtchew! Jackpot now 6 nominations. . .more coming! ![]() |
Mr.Bones:dani, here's it. ![]() oya, lie down begin to apologise~ |
dani1luv:i re-read your first post and there's nothing saying one shouldn't nominate him/herself. Other mods are saying so too that one can nominate him/herself. 2. I didnt c dat of Mr. Bones and HornyJane, can u paste the quote??i've pasted that of HornyJane. Lemme get you that of Mr Bones too. |
Miss You too Love |
Stud, you neva hear say white maggi dey quench system? ![]()
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Hehehe. Punch am anywhere you see space but pardon his half-remaining rusted teeth so he can still chew kolanut with his village elders~ |
THE DRUNK MAN Two men were sitting at a bar and getting pretty drunk. Out of the corner of the first man's eye, he sees a beautiful young woman. "I'd love to dance with that", the first man stated. "why don't you go and ask her then", the second replies as he nudges him forward. The first man walks up to the woman and says, "Would you be so kind as to dance with me?" The woman replies, "Sorry, i'm concentrating on matrimony and would rather sit than dance" The first man walks back to his friend dejectedly. "So what did she say?" he interrogated. The first man replied, "She said that she was constipated on macaroni and would rather shiit in her pants" ![]() |
^^ **approaches him with a coffin and some nails~ ** |
190_@: |
^ :d :d |
[color=deeppink]I love you cos we were told to love our neighbors as we love ourselves ![]() Next! [/color] ![]() |
i evict STUDIO CFR ![]() no hard-feelings my guy, you took out my in-law mikuz ![]() now, things gonna get interesting! |
Hornny Jane:Dani, oya recount fast! You wan take style corner my votes? I nominated myself - 1 by Hor[i]n[/i]y jane - 2 by El Guapo- 3 by Mr Bones- 4 by Bright007- 5 by Mikuz- 6 by saddler- 7 jackpot now have 7 nominations. see me see trouble oh. Take ya time oh before we meet at the Tribunal |
asks her out ![]() |
^ Idowu-obo it seems you've guilty conscience. ![]() see me see trouble oh. see this thing of all things feeling important. I was referring to Efemana who's going about soliciting un-forthcoming support for his one-thread-posting candidate. Now, carry your sandals for hand and clear commot for road jor make I see people that matters~ ![]() *hisses in Spanish* Mtchew |
*tunes my Sony Bravia Plasma TV to relay d much-awaited El Classico Match* thanks mikuz! ![]() *hands d remote control over to mikuz* ![]() hold am for me jor, make I go piss ![]() |
El Guapo:why I like you be say you don't let sentiments affect your number 6. It really creeps out seeing a female going about whining for a man(who doesn't even care about her yarns) and taking things personal. She thinks she can make everybody do her bidding anytime. |
bin gbagbo:do you hate Studio like this? Why're you calling him Satan? I don't like this. You shouldn't call him Satan. It's very offensive, pls *fakes compassion* Studio, pls, don't mind him |
Hamid O:i would've replied you but i got 5 yims from respectable joke members saying I should always ignore nobodies~ ![]() |
[color=deeppink]ok, Reality pls and pls, don't involve her folks. It's unorthodox [/color] |
^ you forgot to add the tiles are only placed horizontally or vertically @OP tell her to sing for me |
where is d mod cos i have a complain to complain as my complaint~ ![]() |
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