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Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:14pm On Dec 11, 2011
^^

Pharoh, you wey condom dey oversize come here open mouth to dey yarn adult talks
tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 12:07pm On Dec 11, 2011
^**falls down from a coconut tree, and still laughing** grin grin grin cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 11:32am On Dec 11, 2011
^
**falls from banana tree, and still laughing** cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: I Miss You All by jackpot(f): 11:28am On Dec 11, 2011
Miss You three Love kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: The Drunkard by jackpot(op): 11:24am On Dec 11, 2011
booqee:
Jackpot av u wondered why there's been no comment since 5.44am dat u've posted it?

Its because its dry. Try again.
Next. . .
cheesy cheesy cheesy
na lie, it's because people go Church cheesy
Jokes Sec is always like this every Sunday morning wink

time's up, now move over tongue
next. . .
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 11:08am On Dec 11, 2011
Efemena_xy:
More options for nominations pls Dani . . . cool
dani1luv:
LETS MAKE IT 2 NOMINATIONS PER USER, @Efemena, the users you mentioned are they regular posters? I doubt it

Dani, okay, see where you shifted d goal post.
Must you do some people's bidding because dem be XX chromosomes?

You've got to add my HornyJane's nomination cos you were the cause. I am her second nomination. Pinish angry

Else, you cancel out those that nominated two persons~



@mikuz
see me see trouble oh.
Why is he doing this?
Is it because say I no wear skirt? :-/
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Dec 11, 2011
yeah, you were the cause. You changed it from 1 nominations to 2 nominations after she's nominated. It is easy to see that she would have nominated us both.

Dani, why change the rules to 2 nominations(because Efe asked you to) in the middle of a game?
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:08am On Dec 11, 2011
Agybabe:
[size=24pt]I nominate jackpot again +100
He deserves it. [/size]
thanks sweets

as they said, behind any successful man, there's a great woman behind him cool

you're the bestest kiss kiss kiss

[s]I luv you cos you fine pass Studio's galfriends[/s] grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:50am On Dec 11, 2011
dani1luv:
Good Evening,
So far we have
STUDIO - with 9
nominations
JACKPOT - with 6
nominations
SLEDGE406 - 3 with
3nominations
ELGUAPO - with 2
nominations
££VICTOR£ - 2 with
2nominations
YINKALINK - with 1
nomination
kINGRON -  with 1
nomination
LILKECK - with 1
nomination
BRIGHT007 - with 1
nomination
AJIBEL - DISQUALIFIED
BINGBAGBO -
DISQUALIFIED
keep the names coming

Dani, I don help you correct am since I notice say you dey get network problem for ya BB cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:44am On Dec 11, 2011
dani1luv:
Apologies @ Jackpot,

I counted Mr. Bones, there's a mixup sumwhre

I didnt count saddler's nomination, u knw y? After he nominated you he has never visited NL again, bh i'ld be fair by adding +1 to your nominations
[b]mod no suppose make such mis-leading statement na. Don't you know my beefers are always looking for what to quote and gossip my honorable name with? angry cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:35am On Dec 11, 2011
dani, here's it.
HornyJane:
I've always enjoyed elguapo's jokes, they are cool and humorous, i also admire jackpot's creativity, the two are the best in here.

I'ld nominate both anyday, anytime.
Dani, oya publish d result fast before you forget.

See as I dey hussle make them give you best mod of the year and you're here dodging my nominations.
Mtchew!

Jackpot now 6 nominations. . .more coming! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 7:12am On Dec 11, 2011
Mr.Bones:
It is pity to watch Studio sweat and fight over a crown he clearly doesn't deserve.

If i'm not mistaken the rule(s) says "not banned" **offers studio a handkerchief**

However i will like to nominate none other than . . . . . . . .NOBODY!!!

Jokes' section was so dry that i tot it was harmattan cry cry .

But so as to keeping the award ceremony in existence, i will nominate jackpot. Cos he was obviously the best among the best
dani, here's it. cool

oya, lie down begin to apologise~ cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 11, 2011
dani1luv:
@jackpot
1. You cant nominate yourself.
i re-read your first post and there's nothing saying one shouldn't nominate him/herself. Other mods are saying so too that one can nominate him/herself. cool
2. I didnt c dat of Mr. Bones and HornyJane, can u paste the quote??
i've pasted that of HornyJane. Lemme get you that of Mr Bones too. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: I Miss You All by jackpot(f): 6:38am On Dec 11, 2011
Miss You too Love  kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcCrazy Picture! by jackpot(op): 6:33am On Dec 11, 2011
Stud, you neva hear say white maggi dey quench system? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Jokes EtcRe: Do Angels Fly? by jackpot(f): 6:12am On Dec 11, 2011
Hehehe. cheesy
Punch am anywhere you see space but pardon his half-remaining rusted teeth so he can still chew kolanut with his village elders~ tongue cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcThe Drunkard by jackpot(op): 5:44am On Dec 11, 2011

THE DRUNK MAN


Two men were sitting at a bar and getting pretty drunk. Out of the corner of the first man's eye, he sees a beautiful young woman.
"I'd love to dance with that", the first man stated.
"why don't you go and ask her then", the second replies as he nudges him forward.
The first man walks up to the woman and says, "Would you be so kind as to dance with me?"
The woman replies, "Sorry, i'm concentrating on matrimony and would rather sit than dance"
The first man walks back to his friend dejectedly.
"So what did she say?" he interrogated.
The first man replied, "She said that she was constipated on macaroni and would rather shiit in her pants"
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 5:18am On Dec 11, 2011
^^
**approaches him with a coffin and some nails~ ** tongue tongue cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do You Love Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 4:37am On Dec 11, 2011
190_@:
huh huh
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Let The Laffta Start Rolling by jackpot(f): 4:34am On Dec 11, 2011
^ :d :d
RomanceRe: Why Do You Love Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend? by jackpot(f): 1:17am On Dec 11, 2011
[color=deeppink]I love you cos we were told to love our neighbors as we love ourselves cheesy

Next! [/color] undecided
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION EVICTION PARTY!!!. . ,(I DONT CARE RECORDS INT) by jackpot(f): 12:45am On Dec 11, 2011
i evict STUDIO CFR

cheesy cheesy cheesy

no hard-feelings my guy, you took out my in-law mikuz grin

now, things gonna get interesting! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 11:08pm On Dec 10, 2011
Hornny Jane:
I've always enjoyed elguapo's jokes, they are cool and humorous, i also admire jackpot's creativity, the two are the best in here.

I'ld nominate both anyday, anytime.
Dani, oya recount fast! You wan take style corner my votes?

I nominated myself - 1
by Hor[i]n[/i]y jane -        2
by El Guapo-               3
by Mr Bones-              4
by Bright007-            5
by Mikuz-                   6
by saddler- 7


jackpot now have 7 nominations. cool

see me see trouble oh. Take ya time oh before we meet at the Tribunal cheesy cheesy
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by jackpot(f): 6:36pm On Dec 10, 2011
asks her out cool
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:21pm On Dec 10, 2011
^

Idowu-obo
it seems you've guilty conscience. shocked shocked shocked undecided
see me see trouble oh. angry cheesy
see this thing of all things feeling important.
I was referring to Efemana who's going about soliciting un-forthcoming support for his one-thread-posting candidate.

Now, carry your sandals for hand and clear commot for road jor make I see people that matters~ tongue

*hisses in Spanish*

Mtchew undecided
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:14pm On Dec 10, 2011
*tunes my Sony Bravia Plasma TV to relay d much-awaited El Classico Match*

thanks mikuz! cool

*hands d remote control over to mikuz* cheesy

hold am for me jor, make I go piss grin
cool
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 5:10pm On Dec 10, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Think the Criteria at choosin' the Best Poster for Joke aint that too Good. . .Should have been best Poster with Best Sense of humor not Peeps movin' to sites to Dig Out Jokes and Paste like Your most craved Candidate Sledge -- Think my Wife Yinkalink has got a Bit of sense of Humor, atleast she Tells me she's lost her Period Every Two weeks  grin grin grin lipsrsealed [/color]
why I like you be say you don't let sentiments affect your number 6. It really creeps out seeing a female going about whining for a man(who doesn't even care about her yarns) and taking things personal. She thinks she can make everybody do her bidding anytime.
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:58pm On Dec 10, 2011
bin gbagbo:
GET BEHIND ME SATAN!!!

RASTA DONT DEAL WITH DEM RAAASSKLAAT AWARD, YU NA SEE? smiley
do you hate Studio like this?
Why're you calling him Satan?
I don't like this. You shouldn't call him Satan. It's very offensive, pls sad
*fakes compassion*
Studio, pls, don't mind him wink
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:53pm On Dec 10, 2011
Hamid O:
Anyone but Jacky please!!!, the joke section lost it's steam thanks to his jokelessness coolcheesy cheesy

All I'm trying to say incase you don't know what jokelessness means is that Jackpot nor get talent tongue tongue
i would've replied you but i got 5 yims from respectable joke members saying I should always ignore nobodies~ tongue tongue tongue

Nairaland GeneralRe: Reality 101 Can You Please Tell Me Why You Can't Leave Me And My Nose Alone? by jackpot(f): 3:22pm On Dec 10, 2011
[color=deeppink]ok, Reality pls and pls, don't involve her folks. It's unorthodox
[/color]
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by jackpot(f): 2:56pm On Dec 10, 2011
^
you forgot to add the tiles are only placed horizontally or vertically

@OP
tell her to sing for me cool kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 2:36pm On Dec 10, 2011
where is d mod cos i have a complain to complain as my complaint~
cheesy cheesy

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