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Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 6:23am On Dec 16, 2011
okay, the D-Day is finally here. cool

reporting from my bedroom office, it's your boy, Jack wink cool

As at this time, the voting materials is still on the way, hope hoodlums don't hijack the INEC van. So we're expecting its arrival very soon.

The Resident Electoral Commissioner Dani is nowhere to be found at this time for comments.

Exercise your franchise

you have only one vote, make it count~

Remember to vote the Progressives

Vote for Jackpot cool cool cool

one love to all y'all
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 5:48am On Dec 16, 2011
DONkollione:
**traces his steps outta bar neva to come bk**

4k u and your bar they r senseless #badosky no offence,
mu he he he.
Come back jor!
You dey do shakara as if you no like brothels grin
*licks tongue* tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 9:39pm On Dec 15, 2011
cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:02pm On Dec 15, 2011
Studio CFR:
Na to dey run mouth and blow mumu english u sabi

still babes no send you . . . .

I never see guy wey too jealous like u for Nland before

Change Style
see pot calling kettle black. SMH shocked angry

oga, na your own worse pass sad

who brought you into the Convo in the first place? undecided tatafo
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2011
El Guapo:
You be small Pikin na u never start watch BF, Missionary style na Phucking Style no be name of Dictionary abeg!

U fit try am out with Una Kitchen Refugee Rat them -- Bet they'll hit you to heaven grin grin grin
Do they rent BFs here too? huh tongue tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 7:20pm On Dec 15, 2011
DUMB RIDDLE!

did i like dummy another to it send rètard a like this reading time sweet your took you since.

(now read it backwards) tongue tongue cheesy cheesy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 7:13pm On Dec 15, 2011
mikuz:
thanks mahn,
i appreciate you!!
you welcome anyday cool cool
INAH JOSEP:
Nice one
thanks bro *shines teeth* grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Life Before Computer by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On Dec 15, 2011
dani1luv:
Life before
computer"
WINDOW was a square
hole in a room.
APPLICATION was
somthing written in paper.
MOUSE was an animal.
KEYBOARD was a piano.
FILE was an important
office material.
HARD DRIVE was an
uncomfortable road trip.
CUT was done with knife
and, PASTE was done
with glue.
WEB was the home of a
spider.
VIRUS was a flu.
APPLE and
BLACKBERRy,the best
phones we have now
were just fruits.
We couldnt "UNDO"
anything we have done.
~WHAT A CHANGE!!~
na lie. I no believe dis ya story at all. . . tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Life Before Computer by jackpot(f): 6:52pm On Dec 15, 2011
dani1luv:
Life before
computer"
WINDOW was a square
hole in a room.
APPLICATION was
somthing written in paper.
MOUSE was an animal.
KEYBOARD was a piano.
FILE was an important
office material.
HARD DRIVE was an
uncomfortable road trip.
CUT was done with knife
and, PASTE was done
with glue.
WEB was the home of a
spider.
VIRUS was a flu.
APPLE and
BLACKBERRy,the best
phones we have now
were just fruits.
We couldnt "UNDO"
anything we have done.
~WHAT A CHANGE!!~
na lie. I no believe dis ya story at all. . . tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2011
I mean he should watch the fly before it flies enter his yawning mouth. wink

*goes closer and whispers to Bright*
hope you "understanded"? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 6:04pm On Dec 15, 2011
mikuz:
choi!
Jack,
na you biko!!
make sure your seat-belt dey tight for waist and enjoy the ride cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2011
jokingmary:
Yawning my teeth off embarassed
*hey, watch that fly* grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 5:19pm On Dec 15, 2011
lwkmd!! cheesy cheesy
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Guy the Thing Don hold u sote U dey Double Post huh?

U Fit dey dream about this election for dream sef grin grin[/color]
no be only dream sef wink

I don go Synagogue Church of All Nations meet TB Joshua to prophesy the outcome sef and dem tell me say the guy travel cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:52pm On Dec 15, 2011
mikuz:
@bright i saw that message.
But if its true.
Dani you can lock up my offtopic thread for all i care.
I ve overgrown all these sticky offtopic issue!
I went against the rules abi?
Go ahead and lock up my thread!!
Its too childish for someone of my personality to be involved offtopic tussles such as this!!


Thanks!
no mind am. Toto dey smell am like say na fried-rice tongue cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 4:36pm On Dec 15, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]**Enters Brothel, Stretches Hands and Giggles Wickedly**

Finally, a Hide-Out to Nyansh Ladies Don enter Town -- Oboy Conji Don hold me die like 7 months shocked

ID OYa Come make we do opening Ceremony with a Missionary StyleY Abeg grin grin grin[/color]
in case you running short of condoms remember to tie water-proof on your 2-inches prick before you start slamming her evil-forest! grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2011
I know I'm going into this election strongly optimistic cos I'm the showstopper. If you watch WWE a lot you'll decode my vibes. . .

The difference is not there except dat the oldbies nominated asymptotically nominated.

Jackpot is a proud to be here. I'm dedicating my location to this section because I love this section. I'm ready to do my best if tangentially voted for. .

I assure you your votes is in good hands. . .

Vote for Jackpot cool

Thank you all
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2011
El Guapo:
^^ [color=#0066ff]Bros u sure say I follow For this One?

Then u're Sure to have me under the platform of CPC! grin grin[/color]
you must be El Buhari then cheesy cheesy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 2:58pm On Dec 15, 2011
chi-baby:
Hahahahah. . . Yes Jesus is the Son of God Indeed.

Ahhh none of those. Pass the CouRvoiSier  wink cool
CouRvoiSier? Is it a new kind of fashion G-Strings in town? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 11:55am On Dec 15, 2011
bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING: F FAIL!
Good day, Mr Antelope tongue cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 11:18am On Dec 15, 2011
^
may be the OP hid the joke in his boxers! cheesy

Bright, can you zoom his boxers too? cheesy cheesy grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 11:13am On Dec 15, 2011
I am expecting to see Inspired_M to brush past this with ease [s]even though my conscience made me vote OAM. . .[/s] wink cheesy


The name sef sweet for mouth~ wink cheesy


Inspire me

Inspire you

Inspire him

Inspire her

Inspire us

Inspire them

Inspire all

Inspire Nairaland

Inspired_M networks. . .
cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 11:08am On Dec 15, 2011
VIPICO:
@moderator, can we vote more than once?
Guy, no snatch ballot box oo grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Dec 15, 2011
^
Jackpot for Poster of the Year cool

Mikuz for BarTender of the Year! cool
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:30am On Dec 15, 2011
Beloved Jokers

I feel most honored being nominated

I came around here and met this Jokes Section posts not counting. I asked questions and was told that it's because some users often derailed topics then.

When it came to the reason why the Jokes Section was not moving, I gave a very strong advice to Seun that it's because posts in the Section doesn't count. . .that I promised him that if posts here starts counting that Jokes Sec would start having more visitors as Politics and Romance Secs.

Our mod then quoted my advice to Admin and what amazed me is that it clicked!

Admin listened to my plea and our dear Jokes posts started counting!


As a good Ambassador of this section, I promise to take the image of this Section to greater heights if elected your Joker of the Year

Thank you all for your asymptotical passion towards this Section


VOTE FOR JACKPOT cool cool cool

One love y'all
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 8:20am On Dec 15, 2011
DONkollione:
grin grin grin grin, i nearly forget tank u presido,  nowonda i think say na dustbin dey smell,  grin grin grin


ccome in n stop using fire wood to hit d door angry angry




@jackpot grin grin grin grin grin  no place is safe for ya wallet ,  grin grin grin grin, go t aso rock n hide i will b there grin grin grin
lol cheesy

Good morning to all Jokers cool

mikuz, i dey hail ooo. You must've spent a life-time savings keeping this place shining. See as all the tiles dey glow. Person fit use am do mirror sef cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:10am On Dec 15, 2011
but actual voting has not started yet. wink
RomanceRe: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 7:53am On Dec 15, 2011
[color=indigo]@Muki
Why huh is it that each time I votes, i would see Please Login or Register to cast your vote and view the results of this poll.

did my vote count?
undecided [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 7:31am On Dec 15, 2011
i've already voted but why am I not seeing the result?
Jokes EtcRe: Just Gig! by jackpot(f): 7:23am On Dec 15, 2011
we-men and their shakara. SMH cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:21am On Dec 15, 2011
^
lol! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 7:17am On Dec 15, 2011
mikuz:
hehe,
jackpot!!
mikuz, whatssap? I can see bar business is booming. cool keep rocking!! wink
Jokes EtcRe: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 15, 2011
rice! cheesy

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