Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 6:23am On Dec 16, 2011 |
okay, the D-Day is finally here. 
reporting from my bedroom office, it's your boy, Jack
As at this time, the voting materials is still on the way, hope hoodlums don't hijack the INEC van. So we're expecting its arrival very soon.
The Resident Electoral Commissioner Dani is nowhere to be found at this time for comments.
Exercise your franchise
you have only one vote, make it count~
Remember to vote the Progressives
Vote for Jackpot 
one love to all y'all |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 5:48am On Dec 16, 2011 |
DONkollione: **traces his steps outta bar neva to come bk**
4k u and your bar they r senseless #badosky no offence, mu he he he. Come back jor! You dey do shakara as if you no like brothels *licks tongue* |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 9:39pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 9:02pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
Studio CFR: Na to dey run mouth and blow mumu english u sabi
still babes no send you . . . .
I never see guy wey too jealous like u for Nland before
Change Style see pot calling kettle black. SMH
oga, na your own worse pass
who brought you into the Convo in the first place? tatafo |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 8:48pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
El Guapo: You be small Pikin na u never start watch BF, Missionary style na Phucking Style no be name of Dictionary abeg!
U fit try am out with Una Kitchen Refugee Rat them -- Bet they'll hit you to heaven  Do they rent BFs here too? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 7:20pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
DUMB RIDDLE!
did i like dummy another to it send rètard a like this reading time sweet your took you since.
(now read it backwards) |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 7:13pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
mikuz: thanks mahn, i appreciate you!! you welcome anyday INAH JOSEP: Nice one thanks bro *shines teeth* |
Jokes Etc › Re: Life Before Computer by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
dani1luv: Life before computer" WINDOW was a square hole in a room. APPLICATION was somthing written in paper. MOUSE was an animal. KEYBOARD was a piano. FILE was an important office material. HARD DRIVE was an uncomfortable road trip. CUT was done with knife and, PASTE was done with glue. WEB was the home of a spider. VIRUS was a flu. APPLE and BLACKBERRy,the best phones we have now were just fruits. We couldnt "UNDO" anything we have done. ~WHAT A CHANGE!!~ na lie. I no believe dis ya story at all. . . |
Jokes Etc › Re: Life Before Computer by jackpot(f): 6:52pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
dani1luv: Life before computer" WINDOW was a square hole in a room. APPLICATION was somthing written in paper. MOUSE was an animal. KEYBOARD was a piano. FILE was an important office material. HARD DRIVE was an uncomfortable road trip. CUT was done with knife and, PASTE was done with glue. WEB was the home of a spider. VIRUS was a flu. APPLE and BLACKBERRy,the best phones we have now were just fruits. We couldnt "UNDO" anything we have done. ~WHAT A CHANGE!!~ na lie. I no believe dis ya story at all. . . |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:28pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
I mean he should watch the fly before it flies enter his yawning mouth.
*goes closer and whispers to Bright* hope you "understanded"? |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 6:04pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
mikuz: choi! Jack, na you biko!! make sure your seat-belt dey tight for waist and enjoy the ride |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
jokingmary: Yawning my teeth off  *hey, watch that fly* |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 5:19pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
lwkmd!! El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Guy the Thing Don hold u sote U dey Double Post huh?
U Fit dey dream about this election for dream sef [/color] no be only dream sef
I don go Synagogue Church of All Nations meet TB Joshua to prophesy the outcome sef and dem tell me say the guy travel |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:52pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
mikuz: @bright i saw that message. But if its true. Dani you can lock up my offtopic thread for all i care. I ve overgrown all these sticky offtopic issue! I went against the rules abi? Go ahead and lock up my thread!! Its too childish for someone of my personality to be involved offtopic tussles such as this!!
Thanks! no mind am. Toto dey smell am like say na fried-rice |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 4:36pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Enters Brothel, Stretches Hands and Giggles Wickedly**
Finally, a Hide-Out to Nyansh Ladies Don enter Town -- Oboy Conji Don hold me die like 7 months 
ID OYa Come make we do opening Ceremony with a Missionary StyleY Abeg [/color] in case you running short of condoms remember to tie water-proof on your 2-inches prick before you start slamming her evil-forest! |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
I know I'm going into this election strongly optimistic cos I'm the showstopper. If you watch WWE a lot you'll decode my vibes. . .
The difference is not there except dat the oldbies nominated asymptotically nominated.
Jackpot is a proud to be here. I'm dedicating my location to this section because I love this section. I'm ready to do my best if tangentially voted for. .
I assure you your votes is in good hands. . .
Vote for Jackpot 
Thank you all |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:00pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]Bros u sure say I follow For this One?
Then u're Sure to have me under the platform of CPC! [/color] you must be El Buhari then |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 2:58pm On Dec 15, 2011 |
chi-baby: Hahahahah. . . Yes Jesus is the Son of God Indeed.
Ahhh none of those. Pass the CouRvoiSier  CouRvoiSier? Is it a new kind of fashion G-Strings in town?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 11:55am On Dec 15, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F FAIL! Good day, Mr Antelope |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 11:18am On Dec 15, 2011 |
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Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 11:13am On Dec 15, 2011 |
I am expecting to see Inspired_M to brush past this with ease [s]even though my conscience made me vote OAM. . .[/s] 
The name sef sweet for mouth~ 
Inspire me
Inspire you
Inspire him
Inspire her
Inspire us
Inspire them
Inspire all
Inspire Nairaland
Inspired_M networks. . .

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Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 11:08am On Dec 15, 2011 |
VIPICO: @moderator, can we vote more than once? Guy, no snatch ballot box oo |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^ Jackpot for Poster of the Year 
Mikuz for BarTender of the Year!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 10:30am On Dec 15, 2011 |
Beloved Jokers
I feel most honored being nominated
I came around here and met this Jokes Section posts not counting. I asked questions and was told that it's because some users often derailed topics then.
When it came to the reason why the Jokes Section was not moving, I gave a very strong advice to Seun that it's because posts in the Section doesn't count. . .that I promised him that if posts here starts counting that Jokes Sec would start having more visitors as Politics and Romance Secs.
Our mod then quoted my advice to Admin and what amazed me is that it clicked!
Admin listened to my plea and our dear Jokes posts started counting!
As a good Ambassador of this section, I promise to take the image of this Section to greater heights if elected your Joker of the Year
Thank you all for your asymptotical passion towards this Section
VOTE FOR JACKPOT 
One love y'all |
Jokes Etc › Re: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 8:20am On Dec 15, 2011 |
DONkollione:
, i nearly forget tank u presido, nowonda i think say na dustbin dey smell, 
ccome in n stop using fire wood to hit d door 
@jackpot no place is safe for ya wallet , , go t aso rock n hide i will b there  lol 
Good morning to all Jokers 
mikuz, i dey hail ooo. You must've spent a life-time savings keeping this place shining. See as all the tiles dey glow. Person fit use am do mirror sef |
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:10am On Dec 15, 2011 |
but actual voting has not started yet. |
Romance › Re: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 7:53am On Dec 15, 2011 |
[color=indigo]@Muki Why  is it that each time I votes, i would see Please Login or Register to cast your vote and view the results of this poll.did my vote count?  [/color] |
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by jackpot(f): 7:31am On Dec 15, 2011 |
i've already voted but why am I not seeing the result? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Just Gig! by jackpot(f): 7:23am On Dec 15, 2011 |
we-men and their shakara. SMH |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:21am On Dec 15, 2011 |
^ lol! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jackpot's Collections by jackpot(op): 7:17am On Dec 15, 2011 |
mikuz: hehe, jackpot!! mikuz, whatssap? I can see bar business is booming. keep rocking!! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 7:08am On Dec 15, 2011 |
rice!  |