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Anderson121:
alot of u here are so disgustin,i wönder who your parents were,or mayb u neva had any, wat hapend 2 decency n luk attractve? your words are as disgustn as a dirty Kitty.u cud imagne dat.

freecocoa:
My brother help me ask o cos the noise is getting too much,in some parts of Africa women still walk about bare chested,so what's the fuss about?

D_Psalmist:
bleep U gay

D_Psalmist:
Fck U Phaggot

oh boy!!!
**mischievous grin**

Idowuogbo:
u go fear ginja na, me & Donkollione are here to take d throne to stud, u tink say na joke

DONkollione:
BABA MIKUZ ABEG ON AM OOO HMMMM NA ROCKET LAUCHER DEY MY NYASH NA

BROS ABEG your MOUTH DEY SMELL REACH MA FOOD. .SHIFT GO LEFT SMALLL,

**DRAGS HIS TABLE AWAY FROM THE BUSHBOI **

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Yup He Doesn't but thoughts about the Elections have freaked the Old Dude into Pippin' Smokes [/color]

na harmattan jor. The cold just dey 'too mush'
make I use am scatter d cold.
Bar-man, my orders jor or you wan make I suffer seizures?

dani1luv:
Check here or use the link below
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-826805.64.html

that wasn't his question, kiddo
He means best Section, i.e., where may choose to vote any of Jokes, Romance, Politics, Forum Games Section, etc.

Studio CFR:
Daddy, time for bed never reach for u?

You nor supposed leave mummy and siblings for room and come begin seek for attention on the Internet

DONkollione:
^^^
NOWADAYS WAY HOUSEBOYS DEY BROWSE WETIN WE NOR GO SEE, 

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. . .MORE LAFF TO YA MOUTH


ONE ONE BAG OF RICE

2 TUBERS OF YAM EACH


ONE LIFE CHICKEN


NOR BE SCAMM OO NA XMAS PAROLZ
,

VOTE AND SEE, NOR WASTE VOTE ABEG  [/size]

Why kiss Studio's arse continuously?
Maybe the remnant of left-over faeces in his nyansh tastes you like fried rice!

*oya, cry*

DONkollione:
^^^

mentally derailed houseboy

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]ID considering Ya Size -- I Fit carry u go Calabar Carnival Dis Year? [/color]

to be sincere, I gbadun you for Jokes.
We share d same principle cos you understood Jokes is not all about tagging along but yabbing sometimes.
I would have easily voted you if I'm not contesting. Cheers

Agybabe:
Ewooo! Abeg una fit kill person for here oº˚°º≈º°˚ºo!
Kai! Anyway wetin una get for menu jare?

hey lil mama, you look mmuahh. I didn't even know it was you sef. I was about asking whether Angels miss road come enter earth

*admires her gorgeous asho-oke*

so, wat's popping?

Studio CFR:
Stop harassing my supporters with those thugs u picked from the street

lol, how much did you pay those 2 thugs sef? Hehehe

See as mykali vote disappear before dem go bash am.

Idowuogbo:
^listen I haven't mentioned your name in a while , so u bera dey your lane heediot msteeew

**adjusts my earphone**

i can't hear you! Hello? Er Hello? Are you there?

*No time*

Studio CFR:
they're feeling the boy yen
feeling feeling the boy yen eh

Thank You My People

Nothing do me, Nothing do you

we go dey carry dey go , dey go many places no stopping


Thank You Guys for your vote. . . My kokolet and kokomaster friends I hail and I appreciate join



The Love Idowuogbo & Donkollione Dey Shower Me Don Do Me
.  Elguapo and Jackpot Can Keep The Award On My Behalf


Next Level 

**singing Day Dreaming by Akon ft Snoop Dogg & DJ Drama**

iti na-ebu uzo eje akwukwo

DONkollione:
^^




Housegirl kip shut

Idowuogbo:
Wetin do u it b like say fly build house inside your nose

DONkollione:
^^^


Leprosy




**draws him close n gvs him a resounding slap**
Thanks for cooperating 

I don't wanna attack you cos I would be sued for child-abuse~
Now sod off, you pathetic mortal!!!

Ajibel:
*Unplugs the oxygen tank and replaces it with nitrogen2oxide*


*meanwhile,outside*

dan1 d reporter: death toll rises to 12. The farting incident that erupted in the hall has left many dead and others sustaining critical injuries to their nose which they used to inhale the 'mess'. . . .more tory to come up in d next 12hrs,12mins,12secs. . .

yeah death toll reaches 12, I agree. But you didn't tell us whether they were human 'beans'. Maybe your fart just maimed 12 houseflies!

dani1luv:
That thing dun full my inbox like oshodi market

**falls from mango tree, and still laughing**
I bet half of them had "jackpot" written inside 'em

**consoles myself**
Celeb no easy oh.
Even Jisos suffered a lot worse~