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Mr.Bones:
Na Yansh go kill you

@Tranvestites. No, thanks

he he he
hope we won't be the next Ronaldo de Lima hanging out with transvests!

where's mikuz? I gave him $20k to organize dis event.

Okay, i can now perceive d aroma of G Strings 100metres away!

*licks lips and swallows*

Mr.Bones:
no be 1st of April 1999 be this? Must be!

he he he. You must've slept for a complete 12 years!

Wake up, Granny!

Idowuogbo:
Dani dis shud b deleted, we have a rule to follow.if one thread hasn't got d 100pg mark y bother open anoda 1 to bore us alll

Idowuogbo:
Dani dis shud b deleted, we have a rule to follow.if one thread hasn't got d 100pg mark y bother open anoda 1 to bore us alll

bla bla bla
wouf! wouf!! wouf!!!

I've already permitted Dani to lock my own thread.

This thread is staying

wouf!!!!

mikuz:
oga jackpot e dey for fire o,but make i bring hot goalder and digestive biscuit for you? E go serve as appetizers.

digestive biscuits? Lol. you harsh o. Er, don't worry make I wait for my orders jor

Er, oga mikuz
shey you get security for this place?
you've to oh cos yeye elements full for here. I don dey hear pick-pocket na, hope say I'm safe?

Natasha,,:
I nominate Jackpot

Thanks sweets, you're the bestest, cutest and the loveliest sis I've known in the whole galaxy~

*shines teeth*

mikuz:
@liltech
lwtmb!!
So ben-10 travel go mars?

mikuz
BB Internet service no reach Mars na~

@mikuz
i need fried fish legs with pepper stew. Fast o cos I need to scatter this harmattan

dani1luv:
hehe, miztook. .aw e go be na, lol, old bar tenancy neva expire, ko

he has my blessings, son

saddler:
Must we always bring d nigerian factor into all we do?U disqualified my nomination merely because I havnt log in since I nominated jackpot.

i was shocked when I saw him giving that flimsy excuse. I believe he's realised his mistake

Simply tell jackpot that u hav given d award to STD.For your information,its not every one dat is as idle or jobless to always log in to nairaland for whatever reason.
I happy dat this award innovated $ simply logged in with my username to choose my candidate,Or,aren't I eligible to vote?
Rigging!Rigging!rigging!

my dear, I taya.

E neva even finish sef. Mod dey think say we be d same.

Thank God we're online together now.

I will soon sue them for damages and short-changing my votes.

saddler:
No closing ceremony for greatest bar in history of offtopic thread?�m waiting oooo

saddler:
No closing ceremony for greatest bar in history of offtopic thread?�m waiting oooo

Studio CFR:
Stop derailling dis thread with your Multiple Identity(s) Jackpot

first it was Saddler and now Ogbeoche. . . U just dey nominate yourself with different I.d's

so tey u come implicate yourself with that Ogbeoche Identity sey u registered during the days of SAM MILLA and we are talking about since 2007 2008 only with 9 posts?

You are not for real Ogbeoche a.k.a Jackpot cuz since 2007 i've been here and i go tell u names of people. . I mean regular faces wey dey jokes section till date.

DANNY1 nullify his vote

Thank You

egbeocha:
Prostrate for ya elders, will all of ya?

Since I got registered in 2008, I used to visit this Joke section to catch fun but I post less. I remember the days Sam Milla was at the helm of affairs, titilayo, clems, gunpoint, romsky, gabrywyl, etc.

Last year, it was one crazy studio dude derailing every thread and getting banned. Lol. Guy, no vex o

This year alone, one person stood out. His brilliance and creativity was amazing. I used to save his post-link and refresh once I sign in to catch fun. I love him when he criticizes cos his sense of humor is immense.
He is no other person than jackpot. Guy, i've to say this, keep rockin cos you blast die!


Hence, I nominate no other personae than jackpot

i hope my nomination counts times 10 since I'm your elder for here.

aww. . .am speechless. .thanks a lot.

but guy, your post lean no be small.

prostrate wetin? E be like say you no no say seniority for here na by number of posts? Lol