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Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 8:23am On Dec 18, 2011
grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 5:39pm On Dec 17, 2011
^SMH shocked
Pharoh:
Nah have nothing to do with typo error my bros, just don't like the shameful campaign and fighting for peoples vote. grin

you're on point, massa.
Let this thread not be derailed by the shameful campaign for votes going on now. No need mentioning names.
The people already knew who they'll vote.

Let the people decide who they want.
If I win, I go thank Baba God,
If El Guapo wins, I'll congratulate him.
If Studio wins too, the same thing goes.
I guess this is for fun only.
cool
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 3:06pm On Dec 17, 2011
DONkollione:
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
oya baby, stop crying, I will buy you biscuits grin grin

mummy go market? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 2:58pm On Dec 17, 2011
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: 12 Days Of Facebook by jackpot(f): 2:43pm On Dec 17, 2011
Hehehe cheesy
good stuff Lucario cool
i owe you a bottle of Gulder, keep flashing me to remind me grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 2:29pm On Dec 17, 2011

**chases bush-rat across thread**
grin grin grin
Events>>>happy Birthday To Mzdarkskin<<< by jackpot(op): 12:44pm On Dec 17, 2011
Happy Birthday to da Jamo's finest, MzDarkSkin cool wink

On your birthday, some words of wisdom for you: smile while you still have teeth wink cheesy

It's your day, gal, you gotta rock it to da fullest cool

Wishing you Long Life and Prosperity smiley
Jokes EtcAt The Supermarket. Lol by jackpot(op): 8:42am On Dec 17, 2011
Remembering A Child

A young man was walking into a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed of an old woman following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me", she said, " I am sorry if my staring at you made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son that died recently".
"I am very sorry", the young man replied, "Is there anything I can do for you."
"Yes", she said, "As i'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye Mother!'? It'll make me feel much better."
"Sure" answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out "Goodbye, Mother!".
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he found out that his bill total is N50k.
"How can that be?", he asked, "I only purchased a few things".
"Your mother said that you would pay for her!" said the clerk. cheesy cheesy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:15am On Dec 17, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Fever by jackpot(f): 7:00am On Dec 17, 2011
what type of executive crap is this? huh

Thread PadLocked!!! angry

Henceforth, any thread without jokes inside would be locked. Pls comply!!! wink
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 6:01am On Dec 17, 2011
24hrs service like ATM bah? wink Walahi, you go fear fear cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:15pm On Dec 16, 2011
^i think the sound is coming from the bot's speakers not from the mouth! cheesy cheesy
jokingmary:
Hey angry
hey, mary wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 9:58pm On Dec 16, 2011
Studio CFR:
idowuogbo, as u dey try bend down serve me water, your clothe open small na hin i come take style dey look your bweast

E too fresh and pointed and i hope Nunu dey inside?



I'm enjoying this Blue Film seriously!! cheesy cheesy tongue tongue grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 8:19pm On Dec 16, 2011
mikuz:
Even if the polling station gets moved to mogadishu, no lele!!
Jackpot is winning this, and that is fimal!!
grin

Thank you bro

infact, your kind words sweet pass my galfriend pot of soup cheesy cheesy

I appreciate you wink

One love cool
Jokes EtcRe: The Fight B/w Studio43 And Dan1 by jackpot(f): 7:56pm On Dec 16, 2011
:p :p ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 6:44pm On Dec 16, 2011
;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 6:42pm On Dec 16, 2011
mikuz:
Dani which phone is that?
Nokia touch?

grin
¤ 853,000 people like this.
grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Why Did'nt He Die? by jackpot(f): 6:22pm On Dec 16, 2011
mikuz:
^^
And jackpot is the crown king?
thank you Mikuz

I appreciate you!! cool cool

hey guys wink
Jokes EtcRe: *~ jackpot Voted The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 6:12pm On Dec 16, 2011
J stands for Jisos cool

J stands for Jokes cool

J stands for Jackpot cool

Better things starts with a J   cool

[size=16pt]Vote for Jackpot cool cool cool [/size]


Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:38pm On Dec 16, 2011
mukina2:
how will someone know exactly who, when this thread has pages of offtopic? angry
mukina2, we need our own poll today, pls

you may start counting from the last result Dani posted or better still, you fresh-count
cool
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:29pm On Dec 16, 2011
^
very true cool
Music/RadioRe: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by jackpot(f): 4:13pm On Dec 16, 2011
I just voted mikuz

vote for Mikuz, the winning party
cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 3:18pm On Dec 16, 2011
mukina2:
who are the top three contestants?

Jackpot cool cool cool
El Guapo cool cool cool
Studio CFR
cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 1:52pm On Dec 16, 2011
I think jokingmary is a robot~ tongue cheesy cheesy
mikuz:
*reads the post from jokingmary
and faints*
yeah, it's funny, especially dat 'loosen d saddle' part cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: *******xmas Jokes For Ya'll . . . . . * ******** by jackpot(f): 1:27pm On Dec 16, 2011
summarize your textbook jor tongue

i got tired half-way sad
Jokes EtcRe: Badoskys Lounge For Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section by jackpot(f): 12:59pm On Dec 16, 2011
Idowuogbo:
Haba no do me like dat o, I jus popped u on guest list for d official Badosky loungin saturday,ok can we talk in private wink
Begging users to post and keep thread alive. SMH shocked
@studio
angry  angry angry
Pls liv all your whoring skills out d lounge
Pls, Studio is not a LovePeddler. He is a cool guy. Don't call him that. It's offensive~ sad
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2011
dem nefa tell you say my car na sound-proof? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 10:09am On Dec 16, 2011
dem nefa tell you say my car na sound-proof? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:39am On Dec 16, 2011
^
i think this boringg girl just missed her period! tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by jackpot(f): 7:26am On Dec 16, 2011
**Drives my Lamborghini to the Bar's Garage, winds up my glass, turns off d A/C, still in my car waiting for Bar to open for today's business,
adjusts my specs, picks a copy of today's Vanguard newspapers and starts scanning. . .Election news. .
cheesy cool cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 7:14am On Dec 16, 2011
^
abeg, close that your skunk mouth make we see better air breathe jor tongue tongue sad
mtchew sad cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 6:49am On Dec 16, 2011
bright007:
**Vote for Jackpot!He is d who's head d cap fits**
cap, abi na crown cos I get caps plenty wink cheesy cheesy grin

hehe


thanks Bright, I "appreciation" you wink  cool cool cool

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