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^SMH Pharoh: you're on point, massa. Let this thread not be derailed by the shameful campaign for votes going on now. No need mentioning names. The people already knew who they'll vote. Let the people decide who they want. If I win, I go thank Baba God, If El Guapo wins, I'll congratulate him. If Studio wins too, the same thing goes. I guess this is for fun only. ![]() |
DONkollione:oya baby, stop crying, I will buy you biscuits mummy go market? ![]() |
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Hehehe good stuff Lucario ![]() i owe you a bottle of Gulder, keep flashing me to remind me |
**chases bush-rat across thread** ![]() |
Happy Birthday to da Jamo's finest, MzDarkSkin On your birthday, some words of wisdom for you: smile while you still have teeth ![]() It's your day, gal, you gotta rock it to da fullest Wishing you Long Life and Prosperity ![]() |
Remembering A Child A young man was walking into a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed of an old woman following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me", she said, " I am sorry if my staring at you made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look like my son that died recently". "I am very sorry", the young man replied, "Is there anything I can do for you." "Yes", she said, "As i'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye Mother!'? It'll make me feel much better." "Sure" answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out "Goodbye, Mother!". As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he found out that his bill total is N50k. "How can that be?", he asked, "I only purchased a few things". "Your mother said that you would pay for her!" said the clerk. |
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what type of executive crap is this? ![]() Thread PadLocked!!! ![]() Henceforth, any thread without jokes inside would be locked. Pls comply!!! |
24hrs service like ATM bah? Walahi, you go fear fear |
^i think the sound is coming from the bot's speakers not from the mouth! jokingmary:hey, mary |
Studio CFR: I'm enjoying this Blue Film seriously!! |
mikuz: Thank you bro infact, your kind words sweet pass my galfriend pot of soup ![]() I appreciate you One love |
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mikuz:thank you Mikuz I appreciate you!! hey guys |
J stands for Jisos ![]() J stands for Jokes ![]() J stands for Jackpot ![]() Better things starts with a J ![]() [size=16pt]Vote for Jackpot [/size] |
mukina2:mukina2, we need our own poll today, pls you may start counting from the last result Dani posted or better still, you fresh-count ![]() |
^ very true ![]() |
I just voted mikuz vote for Mikuz, the winning party ![]() |
mukina2: Jackpot El Guapo ![]() Studio CFR ![]() |
I think jokingmary is a robot~ ![]() mikuz:yeah, it's funny, especially dat 'loosen d saddle' part |
summarize your textbook jor ![]() i got tired half-way |
Idowuogbo:Begging users to post and keep thread alive. SMH @studioPls, Studio is not a LovePeddler. He is a cool guy. Don't call him that. It's offensive~ |
dem nefa tell you say my car na sound-proof? |
dem nefa tell you say my car na sound-proof? |
^ i think this boringg girl just missed her period! |
**Drives my Lamborghini to the Bar's Garage, winds up my glass, turns off d A/C, still in my car waiting for Bar to open for today's business, adjusts my specs, picks a copy of today's Vanguard newspapers and starts scanning. . .Election news. . ![]() |
^ abeg, close that your skunk mouth make we see better air breathe jor ![]() mtchew |
bright007:cap, abi na crown cos I get caps plenty ![]() hehe thanks Bright, I "appreciation" you |
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