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Romance › Re: Help! Always With 5ft Ladies. A Blessin Or A Curse? by jackpot(op): 5:18am On Dec 02, 2011

kelz88:
Curse?! Don't be silly!

Maybe you are attracted to small/petite women.

maybe, but can you tell me why I am not attracted to the tall type? undecided

Nothing wrong with that. They're usually very cute.

you sound to me a nice girl.
are you 5ft tall? huh

Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 5:07am On Dec 02, 2011

excessive ballot-box snatching by 190, lefulefu and their ghosts. All man to himself.

At least, lets see if NL membership will reach 1million this december~ cheesy

Romance › Re: Da bOMB: 2011 MISS NAIRALAND >>>> poll's up!! !!! !!! !! !! by jackpot(f): 11:48pm On Dec 01, 2011

smh.

even that boy Sexkillz get votes pass most of the girls for Miss Nairaland.

this poll makes me wanna puke~ cheesy

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 11:24pm On Dec 01, 2011

@Natasha,

you no get any campaign manager? Chai, i neva see Goodluck on the street with the microphone soliciting for votes by himself.

See as sweat full your armpit and nerves come draw map of Nigeria for your face. cheesy

did your campaign managers eat your money and decamped? huh

_{just kidding}

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2011

Hey guys, do me a favor. I need 30 seconds of your time. wink

Vote for freecocoa in this thread for Miss Romance 2011:

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-814743.128.html

thank you!

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2011

freecocoa:
JAck love please don't shake it too much so it doesn't fall off,btw thanks for your support,you know what I can do,your reward is waiting.

you sabi sweet-talk sha, anyways even if you no say much sef, i go still campaign for you. No be we we again?

Coconut, I just noticed my 2 friends that I buzzed on yim had voted you too. wink

keep my reward handy oh~

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 7:41pm On Dec 01, 2011

coconut,
okay. nsogbu adighi. Ruo oru gi ofuma oh. Ga gwa kwuo ndi ozo maka egwu a bughi egwu achi utaba n'aka agba.
Let me holler my associates too

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Dec 01, 2011

smh

Romance › Re: Help! Always With 5ft Ladies. A Blessin Or A Curse? by jackpot(op): 5:59pm On Dec 01, 2011

190_@:
Na 2day you know say dem curse u

E don tey wen dem inflict CURSE on u

is your Ms darkshit up to 5ft tall? undecided

Romance › Re: Help! Always With 5ft Ladies. A Blessin Or A Curse? by jackpot(op): 5:55pm On Dec 01, 2011

^^
advise me your own na. shocked

I'm talking about something wey dey pain me for heart and you're here laughing.
Don't you like me? undecided

Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by jackpot(f): 1:18pm On Dec 01, 2011

Mods, my complaint be say the same Poll scatter scatter everywhere, lock all of them except 1 or better still, lock all and put 1 and sticky it. Thanks cool

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 12:21pm On Dec 01, 2011

190, I don't care about you and your Jamo again, if you like look at her pink-colored pants indefinitely~

i'm now standing for cocoa.

Vote for free-cocoa, the gal with the sexiest tone and physique.

Romance › Re: Help! Always With 5ft Ladies. A Blessin Or A Curse? by jackpot(op): 11:36am On Dec 01, 2011

^ok that's cool. me likey, not too tall and not too short cool

You know i always suffer from neck pains after I bend low to kiss them 5ft girls~ cheesy

Romance › Re: Help! Always With 5ft Ladies. A Blessin Or A Curse? by jackpot(op): 10:34am On Dec 01, 2011

Idowuogbo:
Smh u moved from jokes here ,it shows how u bored ursef out in your own element.I wud say u cursed in regards to your dumbb post

Idowu dear, are you up to 6ft? wink

Romance › Help! Always With 5ft Ladies. A Blessin Or A Curse? by jackpot(op): 9:21am On Dec 01, 2011

I don't know what's happening.

Recently, I found out 3 out of my last 4 girls are 5ft tall or less.
For the records, I am 6.2ft tall~

Now, the question is:

Do you think I'm cursed or are girls too shorter these days? undecided

advice me, pls. Thanks! cool

Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 8:45am On Dec 01, 2011

^^
keep quiet weakling, before I expose you! angry

slimyem:
oh well,his period never stops!

ROTFLMAO!! cheesy

Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 7:41am On Dec 01, 2011

190, are you this joblessss?

why menstruatin all over the place? tongue

Romance › Re: Da bOMB: 2011 MISS NAIRALAND >>>> poll's up!! !!! !!! !! !! by jackpot(f): 5:44am On Dec 01, 2011

voted freecocoa~ cheesy

chei, some people still get 0 or 1 votes. tongue

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 5:07am On Dec 01, 2011

whoever put up this poll must have suffering from blurring vision. shocked

Why leave some names twice on the poll? angry

Can somebody else give us a tidy poll? undecided

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 4:56am On Dec 01, 2011

190_@:
^come come come - BIA NU

dont lemme forget bottle on your head - I dont joke with my JAMO

just incase uve forgotten urself - stick 2 your natasha or else

Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 8:05pm On Nov 30, 2011

ismaeel86:
so 190 don officially and publicly divorced natasha, things dey happen for NL

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ishi-male, na wa for this your catastrophical tendencies insinuating pro-active comment. wink

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Romance › Re: It's Official! Ms Romance Section 2011. by jackpot(f): 7:52pm On Nov 30, 2011

[color=deeppink]vote wisely

vote Mz darkskin cheesy

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 7:12pm On Nov 30, 2011

mysteriously lost my purse this e'ening in public transit. Discovered it's missing when i'm about to buy recharge card. thinks it may've been pick-pocketed. Lol. Thank God it wasn't loaded. . .about 1 Nnamdi or so inside.

craziest Bday gift if yo asked me cheesy

Romance › Re: He Approached Me-i Was Fronting = I Lost Him :( by jackpot(f): 10:28pm On Nov 29, 2011

burns down thread cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Dont Laff, Make Unna Ban Me! by jackpot(f): 9:18pm On Nov 29, 2011

crap

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 10:20pm On Nov 28, 2011

@op

kept wondering why i haven't gotten my alert supposed to be on 25th. Thank God it came today by 16:30.
The thing almost spoiled show for me cos guilty conscience kept me thinking. . .did they withheld it? was it because I missed a class? Te he he he cheesy

Flashaldrin:
me too. today was crazy.
It sucks when you have to apologize to someone after you've finished dissing them. but i did that and am glad i did.

[color=red]guy, can you borrow me your apologizing skills cos mine isn't working wink

. . .
I offended a friend and I'm really sorry I did. . .i'd gladden me heart if only she can say a word like 'it's okay, promise you won't do it no-more.'
wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 10:02pm On Nov 28, 2011

Flashaldrin:
me too. today was crazy.
It sucks when you have to apologize to someone after you've finished dissing them. but i did that and am glad i did.

[color=red]guy, can you borrow me your apologizing skills cos mine isn't working wink

. . .
I offended a friend and I'm really sorry I did. . .i'd be the happiest man if only she can say a word like 'it's okay, promise you won't do it no-more.'

Jokes Etc › Re: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(op): 9:20pm On Nov 28, 2011

una wan make my head swell finish for all these guy-names? cheesy

ARareGem:
The lady being referred to couldn't possibly be Idowu Ogbo, could it?

Touché.
In fact, I owe you one Guiness Malt for that. wink

Lol, okay this letter is for real.

I offended her & wanna say I'm sorry.

I hope she can fork-give me~ wink

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]104th Time JackAss's Love request is been turned Down!

Plz Ladies, Do this Bloke a good - Aint his fault his got a Trapeziumic shaped head and poses a Keke as a means of mobility! [/color]

boy quit hating na.
I can share the gals with you like a cigarette-stick if you want.
You take your size: the 4ft (and below) ones, tongue

and I take care of the skycrappers (as you call them)
one love, niggar wink

Romance › Re: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 8:06pm On Nov 28, 2011

^
ms darkclit, ya pix iz hawt wink

Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 10:34am On Nov 27, 2011

happy Sunday, gentlemen and gentlewomens.
My loffly otondos, welcome to a new week cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Sexkillz Please Leave My Dearie Amyg Alone by jackpot(f): 12:38am On Nov 27, 2011

^udo di, brother m cool

Politics › Re: Ojukwu (Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu) Is Dead by jackpot(f): 11:34pm On Nov 26, 2011

R.I.P. Warrior

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