₦airaland Forum

Agybabe:
Have you guys heard the latest gist on Nairaland? Ajibel
the joke critics has been banned!

bin gbagbo:
i go mobilize ma boys (remo, cfr, ajibel, jackpot ) against am!!

boy, back off~

i don't roll with discombobulated dimwits. Thank you

naijadot:
If we assume the world population is evenly distributed on 365days in a year then mathematically, the months that has the most Birthdays will be months with 31days. January, March, May, July, August, October, December

rman:
This is what simple logic should tell everyone. When I saw the topic this is exactly what came to my mind.

lefulefu:
Eh stop insulting my mail order bride like that .abi u no know say i don pay money for her head?

[color=red]you paid money on top gorilla head?
jisos, my eyes~

you never see her pics? bulging eyes, magnified teeth, protruding cheek bones, baldy head, etc~
i guess you watch Animal Planet a lot

jisos, are the gorillas on a picnic?
Go back to your cage na 'cos some human tourists paid money to see you wag your tail for them~

Nj girl:
jackpot when a boy likes a girl he either tells her or pretends to hate her. The later method is sooo last century though. We al know u like Idowu but your method of showing it is outdated and only excusable if u re 12. Dude this is 20th century how difficult could it possibly be to say ' Idowu I love u' . U ve got competition Chimezie is interested too.

o girl, you no dey wish me better better things oh. You wan make them begin televise me and my property (gorilla Idowu) for National Geographic? Loooooool

freecocoa:
Doesn't blame me abeg,its no be my faults,the true is that I didn't know the month them born me,but its between 11:59 and 12 am of the last day of may so the doctor couldn't determine and I'm still researching on which month to choose,I've not concluded yet.

coconut omalicha
shakara gi a dizikwa three much oh.
i no believe this your moonlight tales~
oya, talk the one wey you fill for clearance forms~

crackhouse:
@poster, so u mean your poppa banged your momma on Feb 14th. That's very interesting.

lol, crack-head!!!
I wasn't born on Nov 14, hehehe

freecocoa:
Doesn't blame me abeg,its no be my faults,the true is that I didn't know the month them born me,but its between 11:59 and 12 am of the last day of may so the doctor couldn't determine and I'm still researching on which month to choose,I've not concluded yet.

coconut omalicha
shakara gi a dizikwa three much oh.
i no believe this your moonlight tales~
oya, talk the one wey you fill for clearance forms~

crackhouse:
@poster, so u mean your poppa banged your momma on Feb 14th. That's very interesting.

lol. crack-head!! I wasn't born on Nov 14, hehehe

Chimezie198:
Madam gorrila, here no be Game reserve OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LMAO!!!

you sef notice am?

The girl Idowu resemble gorilla no be small. I guess her homo-erectus genes are still million years away from evolving into normal human being~ 

freecocoa:
Bia lottery you wan use style know people birth month abi?you for just tell us to write our months cos you know say people go dey drop their months,o way gi,ekperima.

free-coconut,
drop your own first.
Abi, rat chop your birth certificate?

Idowuogbo:
Add my name sharply b4 dis place scatter

come on, this ain't a games reserve.
The list is of humans, not gorillas~

boogey woman:
Darn!
Gosh, u're d most disgusting and irritating being i've met in my whole life.
U sound just too fetish for my taste. Whats your name? Ifagbemi?
Jeez!

*wrinkle my nose in sheer disgust*