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 Jokes Etc › Re: Wow! by jackpot(op): 8:14pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
bright007:thanks bro! I don't usually open threads but when I do na guaranteed>>> boom sha sha. for me, it's quality first, not quantity~ mikuz:Thursday evenings 8pm on NTA.   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wow! by jackpot(op): 8:04pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
dani1luv:lemme help you suspect finish~ jackpot=bright=mukina2=El Guapo=Seun. How about that?  So if person gbadun his fellow man, e go land am for trouble, abi? See me see wahala oh.  Wetin person no go see this Tuesday evening sef? No make me act Superstory for here oh *adjusts my wrist-watch* |
| Romance › Re: He Is Not A Graduate by jackpot(f): 7:40pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
for me, my fiancee must be a graduate and a potential M.Sc material to start with. Men, you've to raise your stakes high! For those of you saying you can buy degrees, well good for you. For me, I read and earned my precious degree. @OP figure it out!  [s]i understand ladies case's a bit different~[/s] |
| Romance › Re: *~ Mrbrownjay Voted The Romance Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by jackpot(f): 7:25pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
[color=deeppink]Idowuogbo[/color] |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 6:56pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Meeting after meeting. SBM first. Later, it was departmental. Agenda: end of d year party for we, the Elites. Later, I went to my school's Temp Site where I tried making all the necessary contacts to help a friend get admission. Information they say, is power and to her, I'm the information. Lol. (God blessed me so my friend'll also get a dose of d anointing). I hope she finally makes the 2nd list. But this girl's too stubborn, I don't know why I'm still helping. Told this girl to apply since but she queued up and trust my Alumni. . .they dumped her arse. Now, she ran back for me to help her. If she had listened, her name would've been in the first list. Now, we're struggling for second list. Chai! Back in my apartment, God everywhere's so lonely. Chika, you need a companion, period, don't deceive yourself. You can pay d dowry! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Thunder Fire Your A.s.s by jackpot(f): 6:31pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
^ mu he he he |
| Jokes Etc › Wow! by jackpot(op): 6:23pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sexs with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sexs with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to 'shine congo' with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god, "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must 'shine congo' with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for backdoor(rear-entry) so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about to 'shine congo' with the nun. After the hippie ejacul8s finish, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Haha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Of The Month by jackpot(f): 5:43pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
:d |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Thunder Fire Your A.s.s by jackpot(f): 5:38pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
^ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bartender by jackpot(f): 5:34pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Crap  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 5:29pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
Er. . .it hasn't ended. It'll end once the page is up to a century(100) Did you see Goodmuyis?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:55pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
^^ Thanks, Sir Mikuz saddler:thank you Salad. .er. .Saddler i meant longest tym, bro! make sure you keep recharging your Fastlink so you can vote for me when the time comes. Thanks a billion |
| Romance › Re: Da bOMB: 2011 MISS NAIRALAND >>>> poll's up!! !!! !!! !! !! by jackpot(f): 3:44pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
^^ If u think those voting cares about what you think, then u are seriously sleeping on an OKADA! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 3:20pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
mikuz:choi! you wan make my head scatter finish for your excess lovelynesses for me? You're such a wonderful in-law. It's not like the other guy that always visits our house with a pack of cigarette and lighter in his back-pocket.  Thank God my sis chose you over him. This Xmas sha. . .e go happen la ta la ta |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 3:09pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
bright007:awww. .Thank you Sir Bright (B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, OON, MFR, ETC.) I really appreciate your grandeur nomination of me. I owe you one. BTW, how's your pink Escalade? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 2:59pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
booqee:stop shouting my name and asking me to sharrap, young woman. Do you want me to cast spells on you? Don't you know I'm dangerous? Ask around oh and they'll tell you. Don't you like yourself? No vex me oh before I command your reproductive organs to stop functioning this very minute~ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 2:49pm On Dec 06, 2011 |
mikuz:yes na. Are you not the extremely rich drug-baron with fleet of cars that's supposed to marry my sis Natasha this Christmas? So you are g.æý??no oh. Lower your voice, abeg. You wan make my jelos neighbors eyeing my properties(Sony Bravia LCD TV, home-theater & Honda Avensis) report me to the Senate for loving a fellow man so they can jail me? don't you like me? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Last Joke Of The Year by jackpot(f): 9:12am On Dec 06, 2011 |
I thought I would laugh sef.  Next! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 9:09am On Dec 06, 2011 |
^^ time diff-lens, Sir. mikuz dear, hope you've nominated and will vote for me, your in-law? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 8:42am On Dec 06, 2011 |
^^ good morning to you too boogey, but can you pls laugh responsibly? Your sexy froggy croaky witchy laughter is making moi kid have nightmares~no offence  |
| Romance › Re: Da bOMB: 2011 MISS NAIRALAND >>>> poll's up!! !!! !!! !! !! by jackpot(f): 6:48am On Dec 06, 2011 |
bekay911:sorry if this sounds uncouth, but are you guys monkeys(orang-utan) or something? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 6:13am On Dec 06, 2011 |
[quote author=ARareGem link=topic=815460.msg9700557#msg9700557 date=1323110512][/quote] Rare, your pop El just nominated me to show you we're family friends. . . I guess he didn't tell you how we used to play checkers those good old days under that mango tree **points in the North-South direction** *checks to see whether El Berlusconi's around* I used to tell my pretty sister Nat to swing her figure-8 and pass often. I do that cos as she passes, El (being unconscious of my plan) gets distracted allowing me to corner some of his seeds. *top secret* lol so dear, as a good old friend of popsy, your nomination and subsequential vote for me'll be highly and unquantifiably appreciated~ |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hot! by jackpot(f): 5:54am On Dec 06, 2011 |
crap2 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 4:00am On Dec 06, 2011 |
booqee:okay okay, I don notice you. you fit clear well well commot for road so I can be seeing better people? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 9:46pm On Dec 05, 2011 |
El Guapo:awww. . .coming from you makes it the sweetest. I must say I didn't 'expected' it. I smiled when I saw your nomination of me. Thanks a lot cos you didn't 'misunderstanded' our little tantrums. One love, bro! I would've kissed you too but our Useless Senators just passed a man-lover deterrent law. pls manage a hand-shake, dear *unpockets my hands and shakes El Guapo's* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by jackpot(f): 7:14am On Dec 05, 2011 |
@boogey booqee Come on you, sef is very troublesome too. Don't reply back else I command your bb to stop pinging. . .and you know what that means~ @Dani what of nomination for best newbie? i gat somebody to nominate there~@Hornyy Jane thanks a lot. I owe you an Amstel Malt + gala @Agybabe thanks dear. you're the bestest cute-pie. In fact, you deserve a French + Italian kiss~ @my e.t.c. nominees time to reward me for making u giggle with your bb, operamini & pentium 2 laptops. It's also time to reward me for making ur hard-earned posts to count. vote me so I can liaise with Seun for our posts to count 10 per 1. |
| Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 10:49pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
^ kiss my motherfuckin kinky arse~ |
| Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 10:05pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
190_@:er. . .o boy, stop following and talking to me jor before people will start to think that u are my friend. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:41pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
Agybabe:no cos you're a sweery Sorry for the thing I failed to do even after when u inform M̶̲̅ε̲̣ before time. I A̶̲̥̅♏ sorry. Now I A̶̲̥̅♏ saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY that I owed u. Hope its not too late?you're welcome, sugar. Thanks a lot, dear. You can't imagine how much I 'mixed' you~ |
| Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 8:11pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
zealot4me:Awww. . .thanks dear. |
| Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 8:06pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
zealot4me:Awww. . .thanks dear. |
| Romance › Re: It's Official! Mr Romance Section. Male Category by jackpot(f): 7:51pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
zealot4me:Awww. . .thanks dear. |
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