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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexkillz Please Leave My Dearie Amyg Alone by jackpot(f): 10:27pm On Nov 26, 2011
Idowuogbo:
^Flashlight hope say d okada wey run u ova no use hin silencer melt your brain, which fact so 2 bcus I bck my son na crime. Have u ever wondered dat I cud b an albino as well? undecided
smh
Jokes EtcRe: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(op): 10:08pm On Nov 26, 2011
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chei! See guy-names. O boy, my head don dey swell. Te he he he
Agybabe:
Jackpot and booqee again! п̥̥̲̣̣̣̥ợ̣̣̝̇̇̇ worry na M̶̲̅ε̲̣ g☺ join una together i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ holy matrimony
i cast n bind. The letter was for another. Name starts with "I" cheesy

anyways, how schoolmarket? wink wink wink cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 8:32pm On Nov 24, 2011

well, not much happening 2day. Went for my M.Sc class, rode home with our darling Prof. Back home now, thinking d best method to deliver my course cos me gat some otondo department assigned to. Thinkin about d spare time I've for myself now & wondering what it would've been if i'm in a bank. Hell no, i'm loving this marker job cool
Jokes EtcRe: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(op): 7:44pm On Nov 24, 2011
^
yeah and the poster above me needs Salvation Police~ cheesy cheesy tongue
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 10:31am On Nov 24, 2011
Idowuogbo:
Hmmm so blawwdy wot if I understand wots d big deal jeeez man, Ike agwu be unu maka asusu m? Ndi arassss

hearin u murderr my lingo kinda gets me hornyyy, hi swear~ cheesy cheesy cheesy
i'm loving ur igbo wink cool
Now liv me d fuckkkkkk alone tseeeeeew
not until u accepteth Jah as ya personal Lawd and Saviour. Ke ke ke ke cheesy cheesy tongue
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 9:07am On Nov 24, 2011
^SMH
Chimezie198:
Hmm, nna lekwe nu onye o! M yichara gi obele nwa dika gi. Eh?
Mexie, o di gi ka o na anu ihe ina asu? O kwa onye ofe akwu oh~ Nke o suburu before bu error. Te he he he cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 8:20am On Nov 24, 2011
boogey boogey cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(op): 8:14am On Nov 24, 2011
thank Gad my name isn't jacpot sef~ tongue

boogey, try harder!!! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Baby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(op): 7:50am On Nov 24, 2011
errr. . .i don see you. Dress go left make I see better people tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 7:37am On Nov 24, 2011
freecocoa:
okay,mana ochoro ziya so kwusizie imaya njakiri,btw imaro na obu nwanyi oburo ife nile ka iga eji na ma ya njakiri,some things e delu ebe were'm iwe that's why nji tinye onu,mana nsogbu adighi ebe isina obu egwuregwu. Na we we.
o na abu m release shot, o si na o di weak, m release kwa ozo, o sikwa na o dikwa weak, ya mere m ji were tinye ya na gear-5.
Nne, a nula m ihe i kwuru. O bu ihe ewu na ata ka i gboro. Dalu cool

@op
iyatrustee is my pick~ cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: How Did Your Day Go? by jackpot(f): 8:37pm On Nov 23, 2011
too many things on my mind, running 2 programmes. . .different citadels. . .coping with my work. . .but I guess soon I'm gonna reap da dividends. .maybe next 2 years.
. . .tired of people introducing me and some saying "wow, too young" as if I'm that young anyways. .

. .thinking about NL. .taking too much of my time recently, but fun. .

. . .thinking about how i'll rock Christmas with a friend. .

. . .thinking about d jokes my colleagues yanks at me about dating one of my studs, but I've already made up my mind tho' . I'll rather import!

Now, thinking about this gal. . .She thinks I'm an angel & that she doesn't know how to thank me for what I did. . .but that's me. At least I've proved to her what she's been missing. . .

. . .thinking when I would leave bachelorhood. .God forbid I get a nagging wife. .

thinking about work, chai some studs get seductive smile sef. Had to crack a joke with one that the jollyness of holidays can tell on her body and she blushed. Later she dropped a question, "Sir, where's your office so I can come for extra-tutorial on this course?". Her name is Paschaline. Has a cute smile and iz tall. . .I fancy her tho. . .but no moves. I don't want campus gists. Hehehe~
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 6:23pm On Nov 23, 2011
^
Awww. . .now that's sexy~ wink

that was spotless rendering of my lingo. . .i smiled when I saw it
wink cool
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 6:07pm On Nov 23, 2011
^
coconut, nke a meanizie kwa gini? I buzi Johnpa? I na amu amu? Ihe a nile bu njakiri o na ama m, mma ya, o webe ya iwe. O nweghi ihe m ji ihe a kpolu. I nugo? wink

But seriously, why the holloi polloi? undecided cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 5:34pm On Nov 23, 2011
Idowuogbo:
*blushes*
kiss kiss kiss
make I fire shots? cheesy

Da Doctor:
HI DEAR. CAN WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN? JUST ASKING! cool cool
my dear, what's that springing out below the belt in your trouser? Looks like a lizard. Hehehe~ cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 5:34pm On Nov 23, 2011
Idowuogbo:
*blushes*
kiss kiss kiss
make I fire shots? cheesy

Da Doctor:
HI DEAR. CAN WE BE FRIENDS AGAIN? JUST ASKING! cool cool
my dear, what's that springing out below the belt in your trouser? Looks like a lizard. Hehehe~ cheesy
RomanceRe: Which Month Has The Most Birthdays. . .>>>poll by jackpot(op): 4:42pm On Nov 23, 2011
^
so you think February can catch those guys?

I'm sorry, but as far as Nigeria is concerned, November has it cos we celebrate Valentine to the extreme~

the poll is confirming it & as you can see, November is pulling away from the rest~
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Dinamo Zagreb (6 - 2) On 22nd November 2011 by jackpot(f): 2:09pm On Nov 23, 2011
Your friend & I shares d same birthday wink what's good for da goose is equally good for da gander o cheesy
RomanceRe: Which Month Has The Most Birthdays. . .>>>poll by jackpot(op): 1:49pm On Nov 23, 2011
^you got it wrong, dear. That was the question.
Check the question on the poll again. The poll question decides the topic question. you grab? wink it's natural that people'll try promoting their month.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 1:15pm On Nov 23, 2011
oops, i must've hit da wrong nerves~
Da Doctor:
@FLOXYLUV
whats the view sticking out in your hand?



@jackpot. Free ID,she is an okay gal jare
hmmm undecided
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:59pm On Nov 23, 2011
I just dey laugh.
Anybody rockin me boat would have his/her own boat rocked seriously. I no go even rest till that boat capsizes.
An eye for an eye. A leg for a leg. Even if you no get legs sef, i'll carry your wheel-chair.
*i yam vely vely hangry sef* angry ~
cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 12:45pm On Nov 23, 2011
gerrout, you dey yab pesin but if pesin yab you, you start gerrin uneasy~
annawhite:
jackpot na wetin be yur problem wit idowu my girl?
nothing, trust me. Was only trying out shots. Heard she's one of the best rappers around here so decided to engage her in rap games. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Everybody: by jackpot(f): 4:46am On Nov 23, 2011
booqee:
hahahaha. . . . .oh ma gosh!
Anyway dis isn't studio's pric.k, his own is not up to quarter of dis.
Dis probably jackpot's own when he was a baby, so by now i guess it'll be bout d length of his belttongue
booqee:
hahahaha. . . . .oh ma gosh!
Anyway dis isn't studio's pric.k, his own is not up to quarter of dis.
Dis probably jackpot's own when he was a baby, so by now i guess it'll be bout d length of his belttongue
can I be your nyanshing partner, booqee? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 4:39am On Nov 23, 2011
shocked undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Sexkillz Please Leave My Dearie Amyg Alone by jackpot(f): 11:09pm On Nov 22, 2011
sexkillz, are you yellow & dotted red down there too? tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: When A Girl Intimidates You. by jackpot(f): 11:04pm On Nov 22, 2011
Amya:
I get that a lot. Guys always say i intimidate them, haven't figured out why.


What acts (or omissions) makes girls intimidating to you.
orobo, it's because your nyansh protrude like front of a tipper~
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 10:56pm On Nov 22, 2011
Nj girl:
@ gboliwe tanx dear. Lwkmd u made it bold now all my haters will bank on it 4 cumbacks. Lol lwkmd hahaha it wont makes thier cumbacks less lame.
you wish you got 'em, right?
Jokes EtcPlease Help, Buki (boogee) Has Charmed Me by jackpot(op): 10:39pm On Nov 22, 2011

I'm in love with booqee, but each time I thinks about the following, it puts me off:

1 Dubai trip = 1 plot of land

1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement

1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water

1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand.

1 BB Torch = 1500 Blocks


Just these are enough to build a 2-bedroom flat. cheesy


booqee, please let me be a LANDLORD first. Thank you~
cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 10:15pm On Nov 22, 2011
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bia this gal, move over to romance section na.
It's obvious real jokers would rather laugh at a horror movie than laughing at these craps of yours~
tongue
Jokes EtcBaby, I'm Sorry by jackpot(op): 7:43pm On Nov 22, 2011
[color=indigo]Hi dear,

This is a game i thought you find funny playing. I did it cos I felt it was nothing but alas it was something.

To me, you're a hero. . .one of the best.
You're a wonderful friend, a friend with a good heart.
I thought you knew me better.

You're one of the real ladies i've met online. . .i mean it when I said those words. .

I believe it's good that this happened so I can know what you like and what you don't like.

Summarily, I wish to tender my humble letter of apologizement over no offence, promising without guarantee that everything would soon be okay and if u dont understand it, let me give it to you in
Français.

Je Souhaite Offrir ma lettre des excuses au-dessus d'aucune offense. . .promesse sans garantie que tout bientôt par l'amende.


Once again, this is the real me saying I'm sorry~ sad
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My New Found Love Freecocoa by jackpot(f): 5:24pm On Nov 22, 2011
^with those your mosquito hands, abi? wink cheesy tongue cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by jackpot(f): 4:39pm On Nov 22, 2011
Nj girl:
dude your crush on Idowu is gonna kill u if u dont admit it quickly. U keep describing her pix a sign that u ve watched over and over again especially when praying that u meet some1 lyk that in real life.
Let me guess gorilla is a slang for sizzling hot woman.
Quit hiding your feeling just admit it.
*singing "Are you dreaming" by Kat DeLuna & Akon* cheesy
Chimezie and lefu are intrested too ; hot cakes dont last long.
explain d bolded~ cheesy

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