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^ sup dear? I mixed you. glad you're back~tried contactin you yester-nite. You didn't give any sign you took leave of absence. What kept you out so long? |
^ sup dear? I mixed you. glad you're back~tried contactin you yester-nite. You didn't give any sign you took leave of absence. What kept you out so long? |
^ shuo, wetin do this guy? You fall from bed in your sleep? Calling me an SS Teacher is like refering to an Air-hostess as a bus-conductor. Lol. You wan try? I dey dream for the day you go carry your Final Year Thesis come my table. I go just use red pen paint am for you~ Lol boogey woman:thank God. me sef no get time for you. I don't want you to affect my humor system with your boringness and whackiness~ ![]() I showed my 5yr old kid brother your "jokes" and he started crying. Can you imagine? |
^you that's talking, aren't you chesty instead of breasty? |
booqee, don't you dare! |
^ As if you care~ Lol. ![]() BTW, why the cursing? Have you forgotten that i'm dangerous? ![]() Do you want me to order your braests to sag while you sleep? |
booqee:boogey, make me laugh pls i'm begging you. :eis that a smiley too? Lol |
I'll tell him to zip his trousers ![]() |
^ lame and stale rants pathetic butt-licking Sophie~ ![]() |
somebody show me the dust-bin~ |
^ kiss my arse~ ![]() |
Agybabe:yes my lady, got some eyes-cleam and fish-pie. . .some Nigerian home-movies and guess what. . .a teddy bear. I knew you'd love them, dear. Oops. .the trip was hectic. Can you imagine the aeroplane I entered was being powered by a generator? Come see how we vibrated throughout the whole journey like a Samsung handset. I didn't knew I entered an air-molue . . .the funny thing was my flight ticket is business-class~ |
Agybabe:have they wondered why the affix "Special Angel"? ![]() booqee:yes oh, boogey-girl. i'm "bark". come and hug daddy. Guess what? Daddy bought your favorite combination: chinchin and la-casera [/quote][quote author=Agybabe link=topic=664423.msg9565076#msg9565076 date=1321389384]Oh, he has gone on a business trip abroad. I followed him to theprettiest, I saw how you tossed those miscreants like used tissue-paper. Never mind them cos they're envying those your looks. As you see them sef, they're jobless, pain-in-the-arse, fugly, skinny, flat-chested beaches. They look like Bini witches ![]() Er, lest I forget. . .create space in the store room. I just ordered some vessels of liquor and "sigalet". I was told it's on the high sea. |
Yes oh, keep wondering. Bolton Wanderers fan chi-baby:yesh? Agybabe:*smiles and watches as El Guapo bows out in shame* |
El Guapo:*kick+kick+uppercut* niggar, you want some more? ![]() *calls out for Agybabe* get security to tie this man up |
I doesn't always break up completely cos almost nothing can make me that emotionally bitter as to burn/cut pictures. But so as not to answer too many questions, I hide them. Guess I'll only dispose such pix on my B.E. |
^ shhh. .you're digressing. . .attention, my kinky arse. you're being murdered, dear ![]() because of you, i downloaded this book on how to cast spells on gorillas. Uhm, let's see. .PAGE 14. .ok i've got it. Try me and i'll make your gorilla braests to sag~ ![]() |
^ Lol, didn't know gorrilas have human-like memory. You can surely write your biography you know, at least we'll take the proceeds to feed your kids. . .i mean the baby gorillas ~ |
^ as a gorilla, by now you should be behind bars and be snarling in a zoo~ return to circus, i guess some humans paid to see you ~ ![]() |
^ are gorilla's in the race too? why're you nominating yourself? Wait for your fellow species to do you that honor na~ |
SMH |
some guys are just uncivilized dirty pigs. OP, you're not free from the blame too but I guess you visited him cos you're desperate for something, maybe marriage |
your sexcie wife~ ![]() |
honestly, i feel like strangling bin like a pigeon cos he's shitin all over the place~ |
i feel like strangling bin like a pigeon shitin all over the place~ |
^ whY gerrin emotional? you can do better than that, and you know it~ |
doing my masters now and the stress is just much to think of adding another. Besides ain't seen any to take the 'risk' with yet. |
doing my masters now and the stress is just much to think of adding another. Besides ain't seen any to take the 'risk' with yet. |
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glad you're back~
