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Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:14pm On Nov 20, 2011
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sup dear? I mixed you. wink glad you're back~

tried contactin you yester-nite. You didn't give any sign you took leave of absence.
What kept you out so long? wink cool
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:09pm On Nov 20, 2011
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sup dear? I mixed you. wink glad you're back~

tried contactin you yester-nite. You didn't give any sign you took leave of absence.
What kept you out so long? wink cool
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 11:54am On Nov 20, 2011
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shuo, wetin do this guy? You fall from bed in your sleep? cheesy tongue

Calling me an SS Teacher is like refering to an Air-hostess as a bus-conductor. Lol. You wan try? cheesy
I dey dream for the day you go carry your Final Year Thesis come my table. I go just use red pen paint am for you~ tongue tongue
Lol cheesy

boogey woman:
Lousy studio.

@jackpot. No time for u.
thank God. me sef no get time for you.
I don't want you to affect my humor system with your boringness and whackiness~ tongue

I showed my 5yr old kid brother your "jokes" and he started crying. Can you imagine? tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Everybody: by jackpot(f): 11:22pm On Nov 19, 2011
^you that's talking, aren't you chesty instead of breasty? tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 11:13pm On Nov 19, 2011
booqee, don't you dare! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 9:29pm On Nov 19, 2011
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As if you care~ wink Lol. cheesy

BTW, why the cursing? Have you forgotten that i'm dangerous? angry

Do you want me to order your braests to sag while you sleep? angry tongue tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 7:28pm On Nov 19, 2011
booqee:
Jackpot don't look for my trouble pls. U're always lukn ways to annoy me.
boogey, make me laugh pls i'm begging you. undecided tongue
:e
is that a smiley too? Lol
Forum GamesRe: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by jackpot(f): 2:22pm On Nov 19, 2011
I'll tell him to zip his trousers cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 12:25pm On Nov 19, 2011
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lame and stale rants tongue tongue tongue

pathetic butt-licking Sophie~ tongue cheesy tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Gejonathan Confer With The Queen Of England by jackpot(f): 9:32pm On Nov 18, 2011
somebody show me the dust-bin~ tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 9:46pm On Nov 17, 2011
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kiss my arse~ angry tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 8:25pm On Nov 17, 2011
Agybabe:
yes sah! What did you bring for me?
yes my lady, got some eyes-cleam and fish-pie. . .some Nigerian home-movies and guess what. . .a teddy bear.
I knew you'd love them, dear. wink wink


Oops. .the trip was hectic.
Can you imagine the aeroplane I entered was being powered by a generator? cheesy
Come see how we vibrated throughout the whole journey like a Samsung handset. grin
I didn't knew I entered an air-molue grin . . .the funny thing was my flight ticket is business-class~ cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:11pm On Nov 16, 2011
Agybabe:
I don't want to be told. I enjoy being myself and not looking at someone else as a role model, it makes me feels I am living someone else's life.
have they wondered why the affix "Special Angel"? wink cool
booqee:
And where has jackpot been all dis whilehuh
yes oh, boogey-girl. wink
i'm "bark". come and hug daddy.
Guess what?
Daddy bought your favorite combination: chinchin and la-casera cheesy

[/quote][quote author=Agybabe link=topic=664423.msg9565076#msg9565076 date=1321389384]Oh, he has gone on a business trip abroad. I followed him to the motor park airport. He will be back soon. Missing him? *winks*
prettiest, I saw how you tossed those miscreants like used tissue-paper. Never mind them cos they're envying those your looks.
As you see them sef, they're jobless, pain-in-the-arse, fugly, skinny, flat-chested beaches. They look like Bini witches cheesy

Er, lest I forget. . .create space in the store room. I just ordered some vessels of liquor and "sigalet". I was told it's on the high sea. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 4:46am On Nov 11, 2011
Yes oh, keep wondering.
Bolton Wanderers fan
chi-baby:
Where is the bar man? undecided
yesh?
Agybabe:
@el guarpo abi na wetin be your name and na wetin dey worry you. *calls out to bouncers* hey guys kick this thing out and make sure you don't leave with with any tangible thing. Mstcheew.
*smiles and watches as El Guapo bows out in shame*
Jokes EtcRe: JACKPOT!!! Offtopic Bar Joint For Jokers~ by jackpot(op): 6:43pm On Nov 10, 2011
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Pls Fiffle where Do i get to read the Expiry Date of this Archaic Bar? undecided undecided undecided[/color]
*kick+kick+uppercut*

niggar, you want some more? tongue

*calls out for Agybabe*
get security to tie this man up cheesy
RomanceRe: What Did You Do To The Pictures Of Your Former Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by jackpot(f): 12:12pm On Nov 10, 2011
I doesn't always break up completely cos almost nothing can make me that emotionally bitter as to burn/cut pictures. But so as not to answer too many questions, I hide them. Guess I'll only dispose such pix on my B.E.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Of The Year.(2011) by jackpot(f): 11:39am On Nov 10, 2011
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shhh. .you're digressing. . .attention, my kinky arse. you're being murdered, dear grin

because of you, i downloaded this book on how to cast spells on gorillas.
Uhm, let's see. .PAGE 14. .ok i've got it.

Try me and i'll make your gorilla braests to sag~
tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Of The Year.(2011) by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Nov 10, 2011
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Lol, didn't know gorrilas have human-like memory. You can surely write your biography you know, at least we'll take the proceeds to feed your kids. . .i mean the baby gorillas ~ tongue tongue cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Of The Year.(2011) by jackpot(f): 9:56am On Nov 10, 2011
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as a gorilla, by now you should be behind bars and be snarling in a zoo~
return to circus, i guess some humans paid to see you ~
tongue tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Of The Year.(2011) by jackpot(f): 9:26am On Nov 10, 2011
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are gorilla's in the race too?
why're you nominating yourself?
Wait for your fellow species to do you that honor na~ tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Of The Year.(2011) by jackpot(f): 9:00am On Nov 10, 2011
SMH
RomanceRe: Ladies Pls Beware Of Guys And Shine Ur Eye B4 U Exchange Numbers To Them by jackpot(f): 6:50pm On Nov 09, 2011
some guys are just uncivilized dirty pigs.

OP, you're not free from the blame too but I guess you visited him cos you're desperate for something, maybe marriage
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Of The Year.(2011) by jackpot(f): 3:15pm On Nov 09, 2011
your sexcie wife~ cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Awards 7TH Edition(I Dont Care Records) BRAND NEW! by jackpot(f): 3:03pm On Nov 09, 2011
honestly, i feel like strangling bin like a pigeon cos he's shitin all over the place~
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Awards 7TH Edition(I Dont Care Records) BRAND NEW! by jackpot(f): 3:02pm On Nov 09, 2011
i feel like strangling bin like a pigeon shitin all over the place~
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Meet With Any Follow Nl Pals? by jackpot(f): 2:55pm On Nov 09, 2011
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whY gerrin emotional? huh
you can do better than that, and you know it~ cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single ? by jackpot(f): 2:26pm On Nov 09, 2011
doing my masters now and the stress is just much to think of adding another. Besides ain't seen any to take the 'risk' with yet.
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single ? by jackpot(f): 2:24pm On Nov 09, 2011
doing my masters now and the stress is just much to think of adding another. Besides ain't seen any to take the 'risk' with yet.

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