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obowunmi:
I see I'm moderator, can anyone tell me which section I'm moderator of ?

maybe you're moderating the Recycle Bin Section~

Studio CFR:
Na jackpot be Buhari na. . . He talks too much.
See as he dey do gra gra with him stale yarns to be noticed.

i no get time to begin write lòng stories with me cuz i know my team and my team knows and strongly behind me.

No long thing if i lose. .i still remain studio. . .i was the 2nd runner' up 2 years ago, 1st runner up last year and dis year

Who knows. . . 

i would accept whatever comes my way.

*i know my english is bad*




I see no reason why u should Cheat jackpot. . .

Na u be Bright and Saddler. . .

Shows how over desperate u are.

I dont like cheaters.

Too bad 

No let me change am for u.

lemme help you suspect finish~

jackpot=bright=mikuz=ben=saddler=dani=mukina2=El Guapo=Seun.

How about that?
So if person gbadun his fellow man, e go land am for trouble, abi?
See me see wahala oh.
Wetin person no go see this Wednesday evening sef?
No make me act Superstory for here oh *adjusts my wrist-watch*

Mr.Resource:
LOL

okay, i need your tangential nomination and subsequential vote, Mr Recourse

ARareGem:
That's not me. I'm the one on the Buba and wrapper.

what is the color of bra you putting on?
Is it pink?

ARareGem:
I want 20 acres of land, those estates in VGC, my own refinery. . . and lest I forget, the deed to those five-stars hotels must be in my name. And I want it yesterday.

Brazillian hair ke? F-string ni? Mtcheew.

er, madam easy na. Remember three of my kids is still in the university~

*stammers*

er. .well. .le. .lemme see. .what. . .I. .I. .I. .can. .can. .d. .d. .do

bright007:
@std, cfr:are u begging for votes?

Studio, who told u d ladies are behind you?
90% of joke u posted had been posted by me. only award suitable for u is one for best DUBBER/PHOTOCOPIER of year.

Ajibel:
Studry cfr- the chap tries a lot unfortunately his jokes don't reach the 21st century standards
Jokepot- he has lost his humorous sense and cuz he has sold his soul to women, he doesn't deserve a mention
Bingo 'pig' bushgbo- always full of krazey innovations which goes against the nl law. Unfortunately his ban has rendered him incapable of being nominated

Funky mall-amu- not a regular poster but some of his jokes can only make u move a muscle of your mouth and sometimes you won't blame him cuz he is from the north.that explains the background nature of his poem;the north is close to sahara,its dry and hot making you go thirsty.dat said,his jokes make you yawn and request for water instead of more jokes


Expect more critical analysis from the number 1 nl joke critic.this would give u an insight on who to choose.
I'd be back for more

**notices the harmattan cold and offers Ajibel a pack of a cigarettes and a lighter**

guy take one use scatter this cold na.

but make you vote for me when the time comes oh.
You know say my papa and yours go the same primary and secondary school

freecocoa:
Hahaha,thanks.

190_@:
SMH!!

NJ is indeed a FOOL

190_@:
^why are we going 2 the school

Isnt it to earn money

If there are alternative ways to get rich

do u think i would waste my time going 2 sch

kip lookin 4 msc holder -

yeah, and you keep lookin for a wealthy hair-dresser and brazilian-weavon fixer to marry~

and stop writing in my red fonts - It belongs 2 me

I keep thinking its me - use another color for f sake

i'm tired of taking you to the hospital cos the doctor thinks I'm equally a patient

coogar:
congratulations!
but errrrrrrrrrrrrr, do you have a job?

i am not talking of marketing jobs in the bank where you are supposed to meet certain targets and stalk rich customers.