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jerflakes:
Girls wey dey do am nko?

Abeg park well.

All hustle na hustle, as long as you get to the money: which is the end product of hustling.

You sell your dick to a 50 year old woman and you call it hustling?

I don't agree it's better to be an entrepreneur.

Celebrities and baby mamas so irresponsible and he has a girlfriend

Lincoln275:
oya check dz too

Holy water indeed

This makes perfect sense if you can't picture her as a wife why waste time starting a relationship in the first place.

A 24 year old guy wooing a 16 year old Hmm that's weird but cool as long as he waits and doesn't do anything stupid he'll regret.

The state of Nigeria is best described in the words of Chinua Achebe.

"This is an example of a country that has fallen down; it has collapsed. This house has fallen."

Chinua Achebe

There's something new I've. noticed when I watch telenovelas(Mexican, Philippine, Indian etc).I can't tolerate the sound of the english dubs. They sound so fake and boring. Is it a crime to show the movies in their original languages with subs.

Honestly,it's so annoying that sometimes I leave the parlour or cover my ears when these movies are shown. Does anyone else have this kind of experience and what's so special about telenovelas anyway (ladies answer).

My best friend and I had a crush on the same girl in secondary school. We are still friends today that's how guys roll I guess

For real

Kick him in the balls and bail.

This is a big turn off for me.Totally out of shape there's no way a girl like that can arouse me

No way I take my food seriously. Can't go to a fast food joint when I have a wife.

What's up with ladies and phone calls anyway. On average I make about 2 or 3 phone calls a year,don't have a girlfriend now so that might change.

What

Op,I don't know about you but I can't leave this world without someone carrying my DNA.what's your beef with marriage anyway

Feels dumb kneeling for a woman.

There's something new I've noticed when I watch telenovelas (Mexican, Philippine,Indian etc).I can't tolerate the sound of the english dubs.They sound so fake and boring. Is it a crime to air the shows in their original languages with subs.
Honestly, it's so annoying that sometimes I cover my ears or leave the parlour when these movies are shown. Does anyone else have this kind of experience and what's so special about telenovelas anyway.(ladies answer)

Okay, you've probably seen some guys with low self confidence who walk up to a girl and for some reason decide to use lazy,rehearsed pick up lines. Some are so bad that I can't stop laughing when I hear them.
The silliest one I've heard;
A guy walked up to a girl he had never met before and said "My name is Emma and you must be Emmanuela".(lol,how could he possibly know her name?). The girl shunned him.<ouch>

I stayed outside the school gate till 4:00 pm waiting for my crush to finish her exam. The funny thing is that I didn't even talk to her after she came out.It was fun though.

The online stalking part is true .Old days

iphanyiuma:
I saw knockout in my moi moi...for a year now I have not eaten moi moi

Are you serious

51.Text messages and phone calls.They can break up with you if you don't take it seriously

The kind of things girls fake these days.Only God will help men

Reverse if you value your life

If you're a girl then you've probably been in a situation where a guy walked up to you and said some really funny stuff just to get your number. Personally I don't use pick up lines and I don't like them. So,the questions I'm asking are;
(1).Girls, do you like pick up lines and do you take guys seriously when they use them?.
(2).Guys, do you use pick up lines and why?.

You can add the craziest pick up lines you've heard just for fun.
https://www.nairaland.com/2744592/whats-most-silly-pick-up

30N for 3 days MTN

At least the girl is bold most mature women will just die in silence.
For the teacher don't do anything you will regret

Op please post viewer discretion I almost vomitted :

People dey lie shaa