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Health › Re: Man Eats Expired Foods For A Year To Prove Expiry Dates Doesn't Mean Much by jaggabban: 7:01am On Jul 13, 2019

donbachi:
Make him come eat some of our expired made in nigeria products...if him intestine no go run leave am...na so i buy blood capsule wey still get 3yrs to expire,wen i open am with toothpick na groundnut oil dem pour inside.

I can't remember the last time I took blood capsules, take good food, milk and Malta products.

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Politics › Re: Election Tribunal: Atiku To Challenge Kano, Kebbi And Nine Other States’ Results by jaggabban: 6:30am On Jul 09, 2019

nurex01:
If you think Atiku is coming click like

If you think Atiku is not coming click share

Ipobian pigs, this guy is waiting for ur likes.

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Politics › Re: Alleged Fraud: PDP Seeks Prosecution Of Lai Mohammed, Usman Yusuf by jaggabban: 7:19am On Jul 03, 2019

APC prosecutes anybody they want, PDP did same. They should wait for their time if it ever comes.

Politics › Re: EFCC To Arraign Saraki For Diverting N12 Billion From Treasury Kwara State by jaggabban: 9:02pm On Jun 29, 2019

mrchineke:
Yeasterners are all over this thread

They are 70% nairalanders, they own this forum. And they also vote here online and that's why Atiku won.

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Islam › Re: Translating 'Allah' As 'God' by jaggabban: 9:24am On Jun 21, 2019

OtemAtum:
@Rashduct4luv, read up this passage from the book of universal history. You will see exactly how Allah your god felt when the gods of science were encaging him and his likes.

Otem Erectus 226: 12-28
12. Now Otem stood and watched how the gods went farther away from him. And as they went farther, it seemed to him as if they were still standing before him, for distance was made into an illusion as if it no more existed. And it was as if a screen was showing the thing to otem.
13. And Otem saw how all gods of religion gather and say, we shall not let humanity and dwellers of the earth have rest of mind. And Allah said, I cannot let go my impact upon the earth.
14. Now many homos who died religious had been made the same with the gods. And they had almost equal powers with the gods. And they said also, the religion which we practise on earth must not be defeated.
15. Now Yahweh said, what shall my great name become in the mouths of the people of the earth if i agree that religion should be made of none effect in their minds? Shall they not curse my name forever?
16. And Eubius said, what shall happen to the history of Krishtanite which I have written? I shall rather protect it, or else I shall be found the greatest liar in history. And Mirza and Moloch and Eshu and many other gods said, the fun of the earth shall be lost when they do not call upon our names anymore.
17. And their continual weeping to the gods, being fun to us, shall be a thing of the past. No, we shall not allow this. Now while they spoke, the gods who wanted science and development in the world came and said, are you ready for the battle? And they said, we are ready.
18. And the battle began.
19. And otem heard voices and saw many gods how they did all manner of inexplicable things. And there were vacuums, but only otem and the gods of findings saw the vacuums.
20. And when the gods of religion had entered into the vacuums, they were not seen anymore.
21. And Otem awoke. And his pupils had broken the door of his house when he did not appear in the school that day. And they had done many things to revive him.
22. And Otem said, I saw all the things which you do to my body to rescue me. Why do you sit on my chest and blew my nose? Why do you disturb my sweet sleep? For the words which are made flesh are currently being conquered.
23. And henceforth, all sacred texts shall be seen as the things useful for refuse dump. And they shall lose the powers behind them, because all gods who insist on continual deception of the world through their threatening and motivational books are currently being held captive in vacuums.
24. Now for a space of three months, Otem continually saw how the gods stepped into vacuums and were not seen anymore.
25. Now when eighty-nine days was complete, the gods of findings began to carry the vacuums in their hands, dumping them into a larger vacuum. For the vacuums began to become visible when they had carried them. And they dumped more than two hundred and fifty nine thousand vacuums into a larger one.
26. And they said, Otem of truth, we have overcome the gods by vacuums, so go and make known all the things which you have seen. For we imagined the vacuums with our thoughts for the capture of the gods who are antihumans.
27. And in the vacuums shall they be for a thousand years. This is the spiritual cage of all gods who oppose development. And focus shall be shifted from the words in the books to the thoughts of the heads.
28. And a period shall come when the pastors and the priests of many religions shall begin to misbehave. For their gods are encaged. And the minds of many homos shall begin to go after the truth within themselves rather than the lies written in the books of lies.

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

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Islam › Re: Translating 'Allah' As 'God' by jaggabban: 9:23am On Jun 21, 2019

OtemAtum:
Don't give yourself headache over Allah who happen to be a little god, just as you are. God Almighty which created Allah did not thirst after worship, but its will is for humanity to use their brains and do good to humanity.
Currently Allah and many of the gods of religion are in a spiritual cage and would remain there for about 997 years, because he is already there for about 3 years.

May the Light of God Almighty which created Allah your god reveal the truth to you.

Otem Erectus 227: 1a

Otem Erectus 227: 1
1. Now after this did Otem begin to say, Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Mazda and all gods of the books are now encaged in a spiritual vacuum.

Inna Lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un

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Politics › Re: Buhari Signs Polytechnic Amendment, National Institute for Security Bills by jaggabban: 7:28pm On Jun 18, 2019

VillagePipu:
GEJ the worthless drunkard with PhD, how many bills did he sign?

Ikpeazu has a PhD, what has he achieved in Abia besides drowning you in kerosene.

Ask d flattened head oo

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Politics › Re: Hafsat Abiola Replies Pdp And Nigerian Looters by jaggabban(op): 7:36pm On Jun 17, 2019

etrouble:
This girl wants to cause suicide in Biafra. Several Biafrans will drink Sniper Humanicide this night.

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Politics › Hafsat Abiola Replies Pdp And Nigerian Looters by jaggabban(op): 6:06pm On Jun 17, 2019

HAFSAT ABIOLA REPLIES PDP AND NIGERIAN LOOTERS:

I will only respond because my Sister Mo Demie asked for my view...

Please nobody should abuse my late father here o, I didn't come to your page to comment: All this sudden noise and write up to show that "Buhari was playing politics"......

When did it become a crime for politicians to play politics?
Were they not voted in to play politics?
Will it be wrong to develop our roads, infrastructure, free education, return oil blocks to the State instead of individuals?
What is this noise all about?
Jonathan was voted for by the South West in 2011, the same SW voted for Buhari in 2015, what is all this noise all about the SW going for Buhari?
Obasanjo, the direct beneficiary of #June12 is from the same State with MKO, why didn't he play politics and declare June 12?

Jonathan had opportunity for 5 years to do same, he rather gave Abacha from the North posthumous honor, pardoned Ex-convict from the West, Alams from the South...
What do you call that?
Is that politics or chemistry?
16 years opportunity to acknowledge #June12 they refused to use the #PoliticalUndertone...

So are you expecting Buhari to use Biological or Chemical undertone to take such decision?

Why are you guys fixated about those supporting Buhari, is it not a choice and must you dictate to others?
You brought up religious sentiments prio to 2015 election, yet blamed Buhari fr being the religious bigot....

Jonathan was running from one Church to another, Sambo openly told them in the North that they must not vote for Buhari because Osinbajo is a Pastor of a big Church....Who is a religious bigot here?

I mean, who was running from one religious organisation to another in 2015 because of politics? Pastor Bosun came up with that sudden apostasy, wrapped up Jonathan PDP politics in the name of "wake up call" message.

I'm happy that I'm still here. I asked him when most of you were analyzing that heretic message that "Jonathan is fulfilling prophecy".....

I asked a simple question: "Which prophecy is Jonathan"? Pastor Bosun went ahead to say "even if the Islamic party (APC) presents a Christian Governor in Lagos, you must not vote for him, you must vote for the other party(PDP)...... Wait, who was using religion?

Obasanjo removed Senate Presidents at will, removed any opposing voice, removed Fayose for a small insult, removed Ladoja with thugs in Ibadan....Who are you calling "DICTATOR"? Muhammadu Buhari.........

Obasanjo withheld Lagos State fund for 3 years, not minding how Lagosians would eat, Yaradua got there and released the fund...

NASS members were abusing Buhari openly, messing up everything at will, Fayose has been abusing Buhari for 4 years now.....

Not a single State in Nigeria has been denied their constitutional rights because of politics till date, all their funds, Paris fund, bail out, FAAC etc... But who is the DICTATOR? BUHARI.

Jonathan ensured that NASS opposition members were locked out including Tambuwa the Speaker of the house. They had to climb gate to gain access.....

Jonathan empowered OPCs in Lagos and they were destroying anything in Ikorodu to Ojota that looked like opposition party. Orga of DSS was used to invade APC secretariat, Journalist arrested and Newspapers siezed, we forgot all these....

Ekiti was militarised, Fayose was given power from Aso rock to order Military guys at will. Fayemi the incumbent at that moment was rendered powerless that he was shouting when Police commissioner was used by PDP and a guy was shot...All these videos and pictures are still here (google is your friend)...

But who is the dictator? BUHARI. Jonatahn met FX+ECA at $62 billion+. He DEPLETED it to less than $30 Billion in 5 years Jonathan sold crude oil for 5 years at an average of $100 per barrel of 2.2 million daily (2010-2014). Did he add a DIME to Nigeria purse in 5 years? NO.

Buhari the ILLITERATE sold oil at an average of $50 of less than 700,000 barrel at some points because of militancy, yet had moved that FX to $47 Billion in 3 years. Don't say how much did he borrow if you don't even have the figure borrowed between 2010-2015 without adding a dime to FX. Who is the ILLITERATE? BUHARIIII.

Jide Omokore, Aluko and oil goddess Alinson made an oil deal of N1 trillion and chose not to remit to Nigeria under GEJ. Did anyone raise eyebrow? INTEL of Atiku refused to remit to NPA, not until last year that "ordinary" Hadiza the NPA boss challenged INTEL and insisted the funds must be remitted.

A Christian Professor had been leading JAMB all through Obasanjo to Jonathan yet for 40 years of JAMB, only N52 Million was remitted to FG....A Muslim Professor who was appointed just in two years of handling JAMB remitted over N15 Billion......FIFTEEN BILLION ooO....

So who is following after righteousness? For five years of Okonjo Iweala was paying over 45,000 ghost workers unabated, yet just within 3 years, "ordinary" Kemi Adeosun removed such nonsense...I ask again who is more effective? Ordinary Abuja metro lane took 11 years from OBJ period that he INITIATED. . .

Stop dividing us over religion, who is fooling who? Let's wake up.!
Good night.

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Politics › Re: Excluding South East From NASS Leadership Will Spell Doom - APC Chief by jaggabban: 6:47pm On Jun 10, 2019

[quote author= post=79194281]Time to ponder........

SOUTH EAST: IS IT NOT TOO LATE?

I will chip this in just to keep the reality before us, at least for posterity sake. Truth is bitter but it's still the best medicine.

My people say; 'He who does not remember where the rain started beating him, will not remember where it stopped'.

REWIND TO 2014.
A new National Party was being conceived. Political Parties, political players and Regions were being wooed to the new alliance.

'We' Igbos (read South East) vehemently refused to touch it even with a long pole. We packaged, sold to ourselves and bought the baseless propaganda that it was an Islamic alliance that would birth an "Islamic" and "Hausa" Party. Simply because those our brethren heavily invested in the PDP at the time were afraid of losing their vested selfish interests.
Till today I'm still trying to fathom the basis for that wicked and twisted deceit especially as many of those Igbo elites who sold that dummy have since ported to the same APC.

We failed to even identify with that new Alliance. Hence the Party, APC was birthed without any remarkable input from us or presence. The few amongst us who aligned were called all kinds of names and abused to high heavens by us even when they were proven right afterall.

Thus the few Igbos who were part of it were at best fringe players as they didn't have the required clout to make serious demands and do the necessary political wheeling and dealing required in Politics to strike the hard bargains since politics is all about interests and numbers. They were even suspect, so much so that it was only their personal political sagacity that gave them whatever they got.

That Party went on to win the Presidential Election which in truth, most of us never believed it could or would, because of our half baked permutations and poor understanding of Nigerian politics. But it did.

Curiously we turned up at the fore front of telling this same Party how it should share it's 'spoils of war'. We became hypocritical moral champions with an over bloated sense of entitlement. Who does that, in all political reality and practicality? But we did, even while vehemently and vociferously still refusing to shift our position, style and rhethoric.

We dug in. Supported every bad thing and person against the Party, the elected President and the Administration while denying any and every good done to and for our Region.

Fast forward to where we are today. Almost four years after the 2015 misadventure, we have stayed put at 2015, refusing to move forward, refusing to shift grounds, refusing to play pragmatic politics, telling ourselves the same lies we cooked and bought in 2015 and some more.

We have started again saying "APC cannot give Presidency to Igbos in 2023", they don't want us in the National Assembly".
Buhari cannot hand over to an Igbo man because Buhari hates Igbos". "APC is deceiving you", bla bla bla.

Of course. We will believe Saraki, but we can't believe Buhari who's already President and who has a record of voluntarily picking two great Igbo sons as running mates in the past? Chukwu aju.

It is interesting and vital to note here that the PDP which many of us still proudly support and adore was in power for 16 solid years and in those years there were 4 Presidential Inaugurations and on none of those was an Igbo man found worthy by the PDP of even Vice Presidency and we are still bold to say it is the APC that has barely finished one tenure that doesn't want to give power to Igbos. Odi nma.

NOW; Seriously, let's be sincere. As things stand today politically, why would the APC even hand power to us Igbos in 2023?
On what grounds?
On what records?
On what politics?
Is power given to anyone?
Is it an appeasement or a gift?

The APC is a political party. The main focus of a political Party is to hold power and keep it to enable it deliver on its agenda. So if the APC reads that the SE does not want the Presidency or does not have the capacity to help them win and keep power, they will stick with the regions that can and work with individuals who are interested.

Make no mistake, I have always said, I do not blame us Igbos for the decision majority of us took in 2015. It's our right. But continuing to pretend that it was other regions, Buhari or the APC that made us do what we did then or remain where we are today is purely self deceit and I refuse to play that ostrich game.

As far back as 2014, I and many others made that argument that Igbo Presidency was very feasible in 2023, ONLY under under the APC, ONLY IF we did a couple of things right politically. I personally continued to speak loudly on that even after the 2015 elections until when I realized that we were not ready to play the politics that was required and now I dare say it may be too late. Or is it not? Time will tell.

For now, we can continue to tell ourselves that we cannot hold the Presidency of Nigeria. I heard and read many of our brethren go from PDP to Biafra/seccesion (read IPOB) to Referendum to "Igbos do not need Presidency but Restructuring" etc forgetting that all that didn't lie squarely with us alone. We think other regions are not reading our body language?

All these guys below have all come to realize that it's very easy to play us like a flute. So like Saraki, like Fani Kayode, like Fayose, like Atiku, even Jonah Jang of all people, they keep playing us.

I've learnt not to bother myself anymore.
As some of us have said, it's good governance we want, even if only one village will be producing the Presidents. So be it.

Ka Chineke mezie okwu!!

See ya NL! wink

[/quote]Articulated and precise. Good one Sir.

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Politics › Re: Abdulrazaq Shifts Democracy Day Celebrations To June 14 by jaggabban: 5:53pm On Jun 10, 2019

Ipobic pigs oya let's hear from u. But remember ur kerosene governor.

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Properties › Re: TOP Places People Share Apartments In Lagos| Co-tenant by jaggabban: 3:49pm On Jun 04, 2019

Why nobody is commenting here huh

Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola Vs Ibrahim Chatta: Twitter Fans React To Comparison by jaggabban: 8:16am On Jun 04, 2019

mondaypemisire:
Ibrahim chatta is Messi of football while odunlade adekola is RONALDO cause they will do something dat will suprise
It be like when you are compare maradona with pele

Makes sense.

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Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola Vs Ibrahim Chatta: Twitter Fans React To Comparison by jaggabban: 8:12am On Jun 04, 2019

Unlimitk:
Ibrahim chatta is being pushed by Islamic mob who have turned yoruba films to nothing but Islamic movie
Watch Africa magic Yoruba, u would think u were watching an Islamic movie channel
Odunlade was not pushed, he strived for everything by himself
Ibrahim chatta like femi adebayo was pushed by Islamic mob in Yoruba movie industry
I hate watching yoruba movies now,d only thing u hear is Allah Akbar brother quadri mutiu aunty mulika rifuyat,and making fun of pastors
Yoruba movies are now crappy rubbish

What is this dog � saying?

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Romance › Re: Wedding Pictures Of An Elderly Man With A Teenage Girl by jaggabban: 8:03am On Jun 04, 2019

Christians n their motherfvcker hypocritical behavior. See all of them reducing to abuse their evil religion. Islam allows early marriage, xtians say no but their pastors rape church teenagers. Islam allows polygamy, xtians say no but their pastors fvck church members' wives. I if it were to be a Muslim, ipobic pigs would av turned it to Islam n Hausa thing.

Politics › Re: Appeal Court Orders Forfeiture Of N1.4bn Obtained By Company Linked To Saraki, M by jaggabban: 5:03am On Jun 01, 2019

kehinde1588:
Us kwarans want Saraki to rot in jail. We dislike him passionately.

And flattened heads say NO!

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Christianity Etc › Re: You Can’t Make Heaven If You Take Vitamin C And Eat Titus Fish – Preacher ) by jaggabban: 11:44pm On May 31, 2019

alBHAGDADI:
You are an iliterate

Where in the Christian book is it stated that one won't make heaven for eating Titus fish and vitamin c? Shouldn't that tell you that the woman is a scam that has nothing to do with Christianity?

But your hate for God won't allow you reason.

Nairaland is 80% Christians and 60% flat headers.

Politics › Re: Dakwambo: I Never Lived In Government House As Governor Of Gombe For 8 Years by jaggabban: 2:20pm On May 30, 2019

rockstar27:
WHO CARES?
THAT IS UR OWN CUP OF TEA
U DO AS U PLEASES NOT BY ORDER FROM ANYONE OR AUTHORITY
WHY DON'T U REJECT UR SALARY AND OTHER ENTITLEMENT FROM THE GOVERNMENT?

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Politics › Re: The Moment Amaechi Thanked Buhari For Not Converting Him To Islam (PHOTOS) by jaggabban: 8:11pm On May 26, 2019

Flat head pigs in sifia pain right now.

Celebrities › Re: "Don't Copy My Ring"- Davido Flaunt Bunch Of Dollar Bills, Acquires Diamond Ring by jaggabban: 9:07pm On May 23, 2019

The 2nd thing I hate on men after ear rings is hand rings.

Celebrities › Re: Muslim Ladies To Tobi Bakre: We Are Fasting, Your Picture Should Allow Us Fast by jaggabban: 8:47pm On May 23, 2019

[quote author= post=78640982]Two girls comment don turn to Muslim ladies comments?!

Make una kontinue .......[/quote]Two useless girls pls.

Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Is A Fraudster Yet He Is Squatting - Oyemykke Rants by jaggabban: 7:52pm On May 23, 2019

bosco9:
Your brain needs reset

How many times have you gone to efcc to tell them your profession ? U wey dem born well

You will only die of hatred

Don't blame your failed life and career on anyone

Work hard and pray and yours will come

Don't hate on anyone

Mugu

So, using female pants for money is working hard

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Health › Re: HELP !!! NYSC Has Destroyed My Life. by jaggabban: 7:32pm On May 23, 2019

I hope u can go to UCH Ibadan.

TV/Movies › Re: 'Game of Thrones' finale sets new viewership record by jaggabban: 5:52am On May 21, 2019

No movie series, I repeat, no series can be compared with 24hours.

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Politics › Re: Yoruba Deserve 2023 Presidency, The Igbos Not A Serious People- Fredrick Nwabufo by jaggabban: 5:35am On May 19, 2019

MorufuAtanda:
We Yoruba are trying to be greedy jokers. It is the turn of the East, if we Yoruba cannot wait for Ibo to take their turn, then I'm sure they SE/SS and north will vote for North to continue.

After all, zoning is not constitutional, North should rule till we Yoruba get sense and support equity. No amount of paid junk news and article from efulefus can change that.

I suspect a flat header.

Politics › Re: Ekweremadu’s Constituents Reject His 2023 Retirement From Senate Plan by jaggabban: 9:36pm On May 18, 2019

SLAP44:
Tinubu did worse in your brown roof Republic

Tinubu did worse and all'ya flat headers cant do but live in a place he developed.

Politics › Re: EFCC Vs Saraki: An Unending Saga by jaggabban: 9:02pm On May 18, 2019

If flat headers like dey should call it vampire hunt, their hero saraki who is more influential than ojuku is going to Kuje. Kwarans say he should go to Kuje, flat head mother.fvckers say no. Dem dey madt ni?

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Politics › Re: Gov. Elrufai Leads Delegation Of Kaduna Government Officials In China by jaggabban: 5:44am On May 16, 2019

Guru! Good ppl of Nigeria love u only rectangledheads have d hate.

Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Hosts Ambassadors, High Commissioners, Others At His House by jaggabban: 5:40am On May 16, 2019

The fear of Kuje. Even Trump can not block ur road to Kuje.

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Family › Re: More Than 200,000 Children Married In US Over The Last 15 Years by jaggabban: 5:37am On May 16, 2019

phelonrays:
people like you don't care to read the contents but they rather focused only on the headline.....

those children there married because or with the help of "legal loopholes" which is very much accepted there in the US......

they are not being taken by one 83 year old Alhaji as a knacking machine....... they are not forced to get married rather it's through their mutual and parental consent; not the other way round as we see in your region...

try to understand what the massage is.... before spilling your ill informed brain to the world...

*SPITS*

Are u OK? What are u saying??

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Business › Re: Meet Abisola Azeez Raolat, The New Iyaloja Of Computer Village, Lagos by jaggabban: 9:50pm On May 11, 2019

Okoyeebo:
Where are those Igbos saying Lagos is no-man's land?

You come to our land, we host you, you make money only for you to turn around and insult our traditional institutions and call Lagos no man's land.

Obiano specifically called Lagos no man's land and Igbos supported him. Eventually, he kicked Ebonyi okada riders out and renamed Abakaliki Street to Club street.

The kind of hospitality we have given you economic refugees, Igbos from other states can't enjoy it in Anambra and vice versa.

Let me tell you guys, ALL markets in Lagos would have Iyalojas and Babalojas. If you don't like it, get da feck out of Lagos.

By the time all our markets fall under traditional Yoruba leadership, let me see the Igbo man with guts to call Lagos no man's land.

I Love You.

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Sports › Re: OOU student dies in a stampede during Barca vs Liverpool match (photos) by jaggabban: 7:59am On May 09, 2019

Why is it always 'a[b] first class[/b] student' whenever the news is about a dead student or corper.

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