₦airaland Forum

My people, this issue of carash helement na serious commedy. In fact, these days if I want to LMAO I will just go and stand by the roadside to watch the different kind of carash element and the funny way they are worn by okadamen. Man must wack attitude . Naija na commedy . Maybe, that is why we are happiest people on earth despite all our stresses .

That is why corruption thrives in Nigeria despite the fact that churches/mosques are situated in every nook and crany of our streets. What do you expect when PROSPERITY is always the theme of their sermons. it is not a bad idea if government makes these religious centres to pay tax because some of them are richer than some of our so-called consolidated banks. Hmnn Nigeria, the land of contradictions. May God help us .

Ehen. E don happen. Yesss! every day for the thief but one day for the owner. Madam owner, please come quickly, God don catch one of those girls doing illegal bunkering in your property with the aid of your husband. Please come with pepper.

Unemployment is the cause of all this rubbish.

I t is her fault and a good lesson for her. Why should she leave men and hang unto females for sexual satisfaction. Please, any one with this woman's contact should help me ask her whether she enjoyed the men thing more than the women's . The men must have done it deliberately to normalise her sexual life. I stand to be corrected.

Any one who[b] intentionally [/b] kills another person should be killed. I know that killing the killers will not stop further killing, but it will, at least, make somebody with the intention to kill to think twice. It will also reduce the number of killers.

JAMACE is it. I jam the ace and that is why I should hold the ace . People, vote for me o o .

There is nothing that love will not cause. This is what is called quarrel to love. This 2 lovers have turned funny pictures into shagging room, oh sorry, chatting room. Ok, abeg everybody close your ears and eyes. Let them ku ku do the thing. Abeg lovers endeavour to post the action pictures for us to see . Happy shagging, oh sorry, happy chatting.

Hey, everybody run for cover. They have come again ooo, To be fore-warned is to be fore- army (apology to chief zebrudaya)

Is it only on newspapers that these crooks are glorified? Watch when any of them enters a church or mosque. The pastor or Imam would halt his preaching and attend to them first. Or let any of these thieves have any ceremony in the church or mosque, all the elders, imams,pastors, reverends, chief imams, bishops, general overseers etc, must congregate to honour the ceremony. This is to prove that even our spiritual fabric has been devoured by corruption. What do you expect when[b] Illegal wealth is termed prosperity [/b] and is honoured, while [b]honesty has become a sin[/b ].

Knowall,

Leadership is far more than paper qualifications, my dear one. Theory and practical are not the same. Great talkers are never great leaders. The cassock does not make the monk. Or has our being the most religious nation on earth help corruption in our country? We are rated the happiest people on earth. Has that translated into love of our neighbours? I thought you were going to add that because of our academic acquisition, we would be the most technologically advanced/ developed nation. My people, with all this avalance of intimidating paper qualification of nigerians, what is our position when rich men on earth are counted? My brother, Yar'adua is not our problem. We are our selves problem. In fact, those paper qualifications have done us more harm than good. I don't need to tell you the crooked ways through which most of us acquire these degrees. Our fundamental belief is on a shaky foundation. We lack discipline. We lack national consciousness. Corruption, godfatherism, criminal tendencies, 419, favouritism, nepotism and group-think syndrome are our identity . W e don't do things for the good of all. Even those who shout crucify him, crucify him, keep quiet and tow the line of corruption once they get into the corridors of power. My people, I think the problem with Nigeria is called WA-ZO-BIA (apology to, ? ).. We sure need ethical re-orientation .

This is no news. What with this frequent negative discussion on Yar'adua's health? Is every human being not going to die one day? Is he not old enough to die? Common, guys be matured. Because he is sick does not mean we should be mocking his condition. I will repeat here that the only thing we should be doing is pray for him to recover so that he can carryout his constitutional role energetically and effectively too. Let me warn here that those who derive joy in mocking his condition should desist else God will transfer the illness to them. Even if he dies,(God forbid) the constitution is very loud and clear as to how the leadership positions would go. My brothers and sisters, let's join hands and pray for the quick recovery of mr president. Thank you.

What do you expect after all that their (slave) parents went through. They have to celeberate their freedom. It is not easy to have a handshake with death and later be set free. Fffffffeeeeeedddddooooommmmmm sweet oooooo .

Some smart guys are making cool pepper from Gospel music just like some pastors are smiling to the bank always. Somebody say fireeeeeeeeee.

No lower limit, no upper limit. As the spirit directs me .

Hmnn my sister, this Naija has become something else o o. Some People now use god or God name for biz. Let me advise you. In case you come to Naija and someone approaches you and introduces himself to you as a pastor or whatever, sister, hold your property well and run for your dear life. The most scarce commodity in Naija now is fear of God. God please protect your elect from these evil ones.

Just popped in to say hi to my fellow rockcity paddies. I'm in a hurry please. Will call again. Happy new year.

Please check the next forum. All the ones here are tokunbo engines .

Hmnnn.
unemployment + joblessness = Devils tool

Wao, egbe don knack! Chei, this is really the valley of confusion for this sister. House, let's pray for her. It could have been anybody. Afterall, pickin de give mama belle. This thing called sex, Bleep, knack, shag, pri-pri, titration, chemical bonding, copulation, mating, bedding, whacking, eating, chopping,, (hmmnn, this thing plenty o) is the Archille's heel of all creature. Sister, just tell daddy and mummy. It has happened. No AJUWAYA. Good luck.

"The only difference between two ladies is the head. Neck down is the same. The head is where the face and the brain are located. If a lady has an enviable grey matter, she is not in any way ugly. Problem arise when the brain is deficient; the face scarry and the physique grotesque. Some beautiful ladies cannot engage you in a meaningful discussion. To me they are very ugly. Count your blessings."

"You want to marry beautiful ones who will end up sleeping with your friends abi na the ugly one when everybody go leave to you alone,But this days beauty does not come from the face, but character.Your girl is beautiful jo.After she siddon chop better money with better make up she will make a beauty. Very soon you will still see the beauty in her, just 7months with good money and if you sperm good, you goo make her fresh.LOL"

Ol boy, God has blessed you o o. Carry go.

Just be yourself and many girls will like you. There is no magic about it.

Girls toast guys for the same reason that guys toast girls. Satisfaction of a need/needs. No more no less.

Well said. However, the post will be more usefull in the BUSINESS COLUMN. Moderator over to you. Thanks.

The Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has speltout what will happen in the event of death of the president or any other top appointment holder for that matter. So, weep not for the president. Wish him quick recovery from his sickness so that he can be physically, mentally and emotionaly stable to perform his constitutional role. Period.

He is not too well so get all the prayer warriors together to pray for him so that he can be well. That he is sick does not mean we should make mockery of him. He is human after all.

Poster, please define what your criteria for calling the president a dull man are. Where were you with all your smartness, wisdom, etc before he became the president? You are just behaving like a spectator that scores more goals than players on the pitch. Please, Be matured in your thinking!!

He is not TOO slow my people. The damage done to this country can not be solved with a 100m dash but with marathon as pointed out by a memeber ealier on. You should note the difference between a dictatorial goverment and demoracy. It is better to go slow and solve problems than rush without achievements. In fact, he can not run more than the bureaucratic process of democracy can permit him. All we need to do for him is pray for him to get well so that he can perform his duties energetically. Period.