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Politics / Re: Obaseki Formally Joins PDP by JamesBond008(m): 3:07pm On Jun 19, 2020
WaistPain:
Omo this Edo Election eeh... na Guns and Grenades dem go use fight am sha!!! grin grin

Another "Wike Vs Amaechi" battle cheesy


Modified: sorry i actually forgot add one essential weapon for the battle.... "WITCHCRAFT"

So now na Guns, Grenades and Witchcraft dem go take battle for the election. grin grin


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Guy your own is worstest shaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin angry
Properties / Re: What Is Happening To My Decking? by JamesBond008(m): 7:40am On Jun 19, 2020
tonididdy:


Am surprised myself... I also think there is a bad drainage system at the top of the decking.

What can you do to rectify this. Let's get serious on here firstly

Bad drainage system on top of the decking might be one of the determinants. However, have you reconsidered replastering the decking from below using a high cement to sand ratio .
Politics / Re: EFCC Exposes Details On Hushpuppy's Arrest, Says He Has A Case To Answer by JamesBond008(m): 9:30pm On Jun 18, 2020
SmartProf:
EFCC, so u had details about the said fraudster but issued no statement about him all these while at least to warn those who revered him based on his public show of wealth. If it were to be for political witch-hunt, you will prosecute the individual on the pages of newspapers even before u get the individual arrested. Pls allow Interpol do their job, cos u had all the time in the world to have stepped in prior to his arrest to demand an extradition but u didn't...so don't disturb us now pls, we are so busy still awaiting the possibility of another APC member announcing himself as national chairman before midnight

Before midnight grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: EFCC Exposes Details On Hushpuppy's Arrest, Says He Has A Case To Answer by JamesBond008(m): 9:28pm On Jun 18, 2020
Charmingrascal:
Where was EFCC all this while

Don't mind the stupid & confused bunch.
Travel / Re: How A Nigerian Lady Landed In Europe Because Of 80 Naira Sachet Milk by JamesBond008(m): 10:37pm On Jun 16, 2020
OLDESTWARRIBOY4:
So nobody is going to talk about seeing a man today and going to see him in the hotel that same day to do what only God knows? Is it because he is a white guy?

Will she follow a black guy to the hotel that same day just like that. They even got married that same week...wow. Inferior complex?

Anyways congrats to her. Escaping Nigeria to live in Europe is now a big accomplishment cause baba osho, obaseki dem dn finish that state.

Dm no talk about that one..
Na the motivational part be the koko.

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Travel / Re: How A Nigerian Lady Landed In Europe Because Of 80 Naira Sachet Milk by JamesBond008(m): 10:35pm On Jun 16, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
If I say what's on my mind now, they will say I have come.
Shebi last last Na straf she straf the white man for hotel.

grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy grin - No be whiteman again
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Dressed As A Man To His Father's Birthday Party by JamesBond008(m): 3:38pm On Jun 16, 2020
calaway:
The oldman us not happy with his risky child......meanwhile see wetin surgery don do the pikin face.


Hahahahahahahahahaha @ Risky Child

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Celebrities / Re: Airline: We Mistook Naira Marley For Fashola. They Are "Bunch Of Useless People" by JamesBond008(m): 11:20am On Jun 16, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
How can a company write letter like this?
"They now said that..."
"I now said that.."


Give it a rest Sir. English isn't our natives language you know...
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by JamesBond008(m): 4:17pm On Jun 14, 2020
Ulunne777:
First arrangee. Came back for Xmas and we finally met. He said if I agree before the end of the week we will marry. I refused, Oga wedded another woman end of the week. I marvel at women grin. You marry someone you are meeting for the first time in less than 3 days.

2nd Arrangee. Suddenly realized he was getting old. I was 19 and just got admission he was 34.There was nothing he didn't promise me even a car. My plans in life didn't have him in it. Will be disturbing me with midnight calls. #1 of his money I didn't see, an importer at that with so many shops. He doesn't give girls money lyk he said.His mum on meeting me for the first time told me if I won't marry him I shouldn't waste his time and money. I left him quick quick.
When I refused and left for school, he dated another girl that he paid for her school fee for 4 yrs including project and clearance then the girl absconded. I was on my way home from school when he met me on the road after 5 yrs to narrate the whole story and started begging me again.you and your mother should Eat your money. Nonsense

3rd was hellish. My lecturer. This man begged me at every opportunity until my course mates started laughing at us. He informed even his colleagues and they joined in begging me. He was in his 40s while I was in my early 20s.

After I went out with him on a lecturers insistence, he was gulping okra soup ND telling me he can't stay a day without eating it. We drove over to his house where he claimed he wanted to pick something. This man inserted porn for meoo and started caressing me as his gbola has risen. God saved me that day. Anuofia..

One week later he called me that our wedding cards was out. See me see wahala, I had to inform my bf and parents. It was war. Laslas he started threatening me with my results in final yr. My lecturer friends had to warn him.

Almost a decade later, he isn't married yet which is his business anyway.

4th one that I was recommended to. On our first meeting the fool was squirming in his seat and when he could finally muster courage to talk had the guts to ask me if I was ready to bear children. I then asked him if that was all a wife means to him. Idiot. No introductions whatsoever.

They are plenty oo. Ulunne is a wife material oo. E NO get wetin I no see


@ God saved me that day. Anuofia[b][/b]
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by JamesBond008(m): 3:55pm On Jun 14, 2020
sassysure:

U want to marry me cheesy
I am a married woman of course.

Just wanted to let you guys know it ain't easy on babes too. In dormitory, I was nicknamed one guys name because he couldn't give up. Till I went to uni.

He is one of my cousin's friend. Took my picture( don't know if its with his permission) from his house and enlarged. Hung in his sitting room.
When he finally got the message that I don't want to marry him, he went for another person. It was around Easter break and I came home from school, was jisting with a nebor when I saw a convoy of cars,asked and was told it's the guy. This guy still stopped, walked up to where me and the elderly woman were. Thank goodness for that woman. She deflected what would have hung me finally. I saw this guy with the wife drove pass me the next day, he stopped and came out to greet me. I have to involve the head of his family. I sneak in to my village towards late evening, use apiam way and enter my house through the backyard. Stay with my mum without coming out till I leave. All because of men. They will be at the compound with the elders and I will jump fence from the back and disappear straight to my mum's hometown.

Girls get it worst. They will ruin your reputation. They will go to beer parlour and make u the topic of discussion.
A babe almost blinded me with very long cane simply because her so called boyfriend wanted to marry me. His dad mandated him to marry me. Have never met the guy. Actually bypassed him on his way to my house to see me
He don't know me either. It wasn't easy for me at all. Some babes get guys who want to befriend them, I get suitors. Had few,very few guys who want to befriend me and all were outside my state.

Some will stalk you.

So when u guys are busy making it look like babes are all over you, know that your brothers are killing themselves over other women. They spent money, they can go to any length.

The way men aggressively pursued me actually had a very negative effect on me toward men cos it was suffocating and too clingy. Yeah, at a point my mummy got worried cos I never responded positively to any.

You want to know about what women pass through in the hands of men, u will never find it here, go to hair salon or campus and you will be shocked to see the level men( not boys) with money and class will go to have a babe answer his name.

I lost a very good female friend to one of such. He thinks He finally won. Girl would riddle him with all manners of insults yet to no avail. In the end...He had his way. He didt...Lol

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by JamesBond008(m): 3:47pm On Jun 14, 2020
sassysure:
What I'm reading here make it look like ladies are the only desperate ones.


Have u ever seen a desperate guy who want to marry a lady by fire by force?
He is that lady's everyday nightmare.
Sometimes, u have to involve the elders to stop him from harassing you.

The worst is that they are very manipulative.

If they happen to be from the same village with you, all worst.

They will try to manipulate your parents through their family and friends, when they see that your family is the struggling type, they will introduce money.
Some are so arrogant they will go straight to your people with their elders without consulting you or even proposing first not to talk of u accepting their proposal.

As a young maiden, I saw it all. Some came to my school, sometimes especially during Christmas when u go home, u will wonder if father Christmas visited your house.
Is it gifts, they don't take rejection easily.

I had lots of suitors. If they were 10( trust me, I got more than that), 7 were very shocked I said no, then 5 started aggressive wooing using all manner of manipulations.

Most babes around me experience the same thing. It's worst when you enter higher institution. Get admission to study medicine, pharmacy or nursing and they will break your father's gate. U will get call from abroad( both genuine and fake abroaders grin)tire.

Most well to do men from my tribe don't accept rejection easily. It is a knockout on his image and they have this huge ego. And if you are wooing a girl for marriage, most times, your peers and family are aware of that.
So its a kind of challange and a hurdle they must cross by any means possible. What ladies dont know is that when such men finally nail you, you are simply a trophy at that particular moment to be discarded for another one.
When you say no,mean it and move on.




You get SAE 5W-30 for head Sis. You actually do
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by JamesBond008(m): 3:43pm On Jun 14, 2020
Rozz:
liers everywhere as if they are not the same persons pestering ladies with marriage up and down.Pls let me breath mtcheww

These can't be possibly all Lies naaaa

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Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by JamesBond008(m): 3:41pm On Jun 14, 2020
ednut1:
In 2017 i met a lady who wanted marriage in 6 months. Told her i had financial commitments as i took a loan to buy land and i missed promotion at work. So money no dey. This was just second date o. She said she will contribute for the wedding and it has to happen next year. She was like i know what i want bla bla. She is still single today. Idiat lady


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah @ Idiat
Romance / Re: Have You Dated Someone Who Desperately Wanted To Get Married? by JamesBond008(m): 3:35pm On Jun 14, 2020
evwodere:
Ewoooo.. Yes. I met this bae. We start to get along. I tell her say I get bae b4 now. She agreed oo... My fellow nairalanders, every single second she talk abt marriage. Wetin cum pain me pass sef say, one day she call me sit down, come tell me say she give me from now till 2 months to break up with bae and marry her. D gal get anger problem. That day as we dy discuss en, b4 I know she Don dy rise lyk kpomo.. Guy as she rise, she dy luk my TV. Chai I say if u touch Dat TV en we die here. She cum dy beg me mk I jst discharge Dat bae mk I marry her. My dear, I ran 4 my life oo. Desperation? Na author of wahala ooo


[/b]But what's with girls & breaking TVs[b][b]

No try am withy own oooo
No just try am abeggg...Abeggg...Abegggg
Sports / Re: Teddy Bears As Spectators During Korea League Games (photo) by JamesBond008(m): 11:14am On Jun 08, 2020
Ajibade123:
wow FTC for the first time

The best investment you can ever make is in real
estate properties....be a landlord today at Amen
Estate Properties Ibeju Lekki...check my signature
for more info

How can one invest Sir
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Trump Gets Censored On Twitter For His Tweet Threatening Americans by JamesBond008(m): 4:44pm On May 30, 2020
godkiller:


Drop your whatsapp number here to be added.

08066904123
Foreign Affairs / Re: President Trump Gets Censored On Twitter For His Tweet Threatening Americans by JamesBond008(m): 11:39am On May 29, 2020
godkiller:
Donald Trump should connect his fingers with his brain when typing.

We are training youths on solar panel production and installation.

If you want to learn or volunteer to teach please drop your WhatsApp number, location and area of interest.

God bless Nigeria.

Drop these particulars where? Im in Uyo & I'm interested in installation.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo & His Family Go On A Bike Ride (Photo) by JamesBond008(m): 7:02am On May 29, 2020
ghettokid1:
They are Cute though, but not as Cute as this my Hero's family

Of what essence is this comparison naaa. Hope it's a joke anyways.

But if it's not...then you should get rid of unhealthy comparisons & constitution. The post is about family...I mean FAMILY, not FOOTBALL. There's a whole lot of difference.
Politics / Re: Technical Hitch Disrupts Buhari’s Speech At UN Event by JamesBond008(m): 6:52am On May 29, 2020
Sherftbc:
Am Using this Medium to remind you all that we don't know how long this lockdown will take.
As a matter of fact it doesn't look like its going to end anytime soon.
In a time like this, the best way gorward is to seize the opportunity to learn alternative way to make money online.
As far as am concerned, YouTube has hereby prove to be the most reliable way to earn money because its owned by Google.

I am an experienced and certified YOUTUBE CHANNEL Owner and i am willing to teach anyone who is interested in learning how to Grow an existing YOUTUBE CHANNEL or make money by CREATING A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL

TAKE NOTE THAT THERE IS A LITTLE PRICE ATTACHED TO MY SERVICE.

Kindly contact me via:
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Or
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Sure there must be a little price attached naa. You can't just wake these days and decide to be very kind to the entire populace for FREE.

You cant...you're simply Human.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage, Toke Makinwa & Sharon, Davido’s Sister In Twerking Competition by JamesBond008(m): 5:54pm On May 19, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
So we should fry .....

[/i] Cameroon Mango[i]

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Business / Re: My Terrible Experience With Multilevel Marketing In Nigeria by JamesBond008(m): 5:50pm On May 16, 2020
UuzbaGuuzba:
Network Marketing is a mathematical algorithm.
Yes, it is true that if A sells to B and B to C, at the end of a set period of exchanges, 1 person at the top will become rich. YES.

But the other truth is that Mathematics is Brutally Robotic and HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT ROBOTIC.

People will NEVER AUTOMATICALLY be convinced to work along the scheme.

You have to be a Devil himself, to Enslave chain and bondage people to AGREE BY FORCE to work along to work in the scheme. You have taken away peoples freedom and right to life.

The third truth, you need to look at yourself. Who are you? What are you? Why were you made?

If you believe in God, and in salvation from Jesus Christ, you can see that Salvation is Free. Jesus Christ never flogged his apostles or the Jews for not believing in him. You are FREE to decide. Salvation in God is freedom.

For those who do not know their self worth, they will gladly surrender their freedom to decisions by somebody else. this is called slavery and Bondage. it has no love. This is what goes on in hell. People their have surrendered their entire freedom with God to be taken away by the Devil for all eternity.

------
Use your sense that remains.

Why should you use up ALL your resources and effort to market some stranger's product?
Why can you use all your energy and resources to market the products of YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU LOVE?

Market your mother's. soup, your cousin's shoes, Your uncle's business, your Aunty's Garri. LET YOUR OWN FAMILY GAIN BUSINESS AND CUSTOMERS...

You will be MORE HELPFUL AND show PRACTICAL LOVE for your own family before man and God.

-----

Network marketing holds you on your own balls - if you are a self loving greedy evil doer. It works mathematically WITHOUT LOVE.
And you will surely continue breaking the 2nd Commandment of God - BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT LOVING YOUR NEIGHBOUR - Your own family, instead you are preyentind to help a stranger AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY SAVINGS. And you are marketing a product that NOBODY NEEDS!


Oga....You're a very intelligent Person. Very Very Intelligent. God bless you Sir. I wished I could be this explicit & ingenious in analysing a topic.
Sports / Re: Who Is The Most Influential Player To Have Played In The Premiere League? by JamesBond008(m): 9:05pm On May 15, 2020
gurunlocker:
What is premiere League?

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Business / Re: RAGP (recharge And Get Paid ) Is A Very Big Scam by JamesBond008(m): 11:40pm On May 06, 2020
ylaa:
I joined last year and I have had no cause to regret. No issues. A lady just registered 2 weeks ago and already has someone under her.
Let the complainers stay there and complain, tomorrow when we are flying our chopper they will say na ashewo and ritual money. Am about receiving my big house incentives and you know how much millions I am talking about.
Well done bro, who get ear make him hear and know say RECHARGE AND GET PAID is the only OILWELL in Nigeria that cannot DRY UP as long as we communicate everyday. RAGP is the only business that puts money in your account while you are sleeping. [s]Even dead people still communicate. So RAGP rocks. If you know you know.

[/s]

You were making a lot of sense until this...


quote author=Ryan03 post=86220065]when did you register and have you ever had issues with it before?
Family / Re: My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave In Our House & I Do Not Know How To Stop by JamesBond008(m): 10:11am On Apr 29, 2020
Adasun:
Lols,what do humans really want?

I wonder ooo. Poster may just be seeking for attention if this story is true.
Politics / Re: Governor Ayade And His Colourful Face Masks (Photos) by JamesBond008(m): 4:17pm On Apr 25, 2020
Ogegeodey:
If you hear him speak you will think he is brilliant, these are few among other words that describe the governor. Dude is lazy, cunning, wicked, clueless and destructive.

He is a common thief and a scamer. His policies shows clear unseriousness and lack of vision, that man should not be in government at any level.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. How'd you know him so well? Guy man looks like a baller to me shaaa.
Celebrities / Re: JJC Skillz 43rd Birthday Party Amid Coronavirus. Funke Akindele Under Fire by JamesBond008(m): 8:43am On Apr 06, 2020
Rockyrascal:
This is reckless and insane. NCDC ambassador, and she doesn't practice what she always preach.

I saw her comments on the ongoing Covid-19 scourge. Stay at home, Avoid Social Distancing & bla bla bla...


This is what we are...#Humans

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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Pastor Adeboye Donates Medical Equipments To Hospitals by JamesBond008(m): 1:05pm On Apr 01, 2020
positivelord:
Thats good...thank you Sir,but most importantly Sir you are expected to visit the nearest isolation Centre and lay hands on the sicks there.
It would not sound nice that throughout these trail times, NONE of our healing pastors heal one COVID-19 patient.

God bless you Bro...We need that now...more than ever. The good gestures is well appreciated...However, we need the healing powers of these god of men now....more than ever. People are dying by the day!!!!!!!!!

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Sports / Re: All The Clubs Messi And Ronaldo Have Scored Against by JamesBond008(m): 7:23pm On Mar 20, 2020
Some kind stupid comparisons
Family / Re: Living With My Aunt Who Is A Pastor's Wife Is Hell. Should I Run Away? by JamesBond008(m): 7:33am On Mar 12, 2020
LordKO:


How you and me go take know say she be young adult as she no come tell us her age. And if she be young adult self na that one go vex me pass citing her conceited attitude. Whatever she has passed through afterward that incident is punishment proceeds of her first offense.

I don't still hold brief for the aunt

Why would an Aunt (supposedly this story) is true make a neice to clean a dirty kitchen on the first day of arrival? Just why?? What kind of "Testing Apparatus" is that?.

Would the Aunt had wished a family member to do same to her own daughter on the first day? Such inclinations send out so many red flags....
Politics / Re: Court Suspends Oshiomhole As APC Chairman by JamesBond008(m): 1:07pm On Mar 04, 2020
Olujoe1:
U can't be foolish forever

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin - How can you say this naaa?

Why would you say something as cold as this naaa
Why are you so Hash naaa
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Nigeria Confirms First Case by JamesBond008(m): 8:46am On Feb 28, 2020
Antoeni:
I Take God Beg Nigeria Government,
The Victim Should Be Kill Immediately.
No Time For Research Please



Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Guy you well so?

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Crime / Re: Gang War: Ewet Technical College Shut Down, DPO Injured, 34 Students Suspended by JamesBond008(m): 8:23am On Feb 22, 2020
Your headline is skewed. I know you intentionally put it up there for it's sensitive effect. You said "Gang War", yet clearly stated that students barricaded the gate thereby preventing Police from leaving the school's premises.

Wait ooo....Is the Police classified as a gang too?

We ought not to believe everything we read online, hook line and sinker...

No opposing gang related clashes was involved. It was an unrest perpetuated by students of the school against staff of the School and members of the police force ( when they were called to quell the fracas).

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