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EducationRe: 4.98 CGPA In Mathematics: Toluwani Deborah UNILORIN Best Graduating Student 2019 by JamesBond008(m): 11:48am On Oct 24, 2019
Maximum Respect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by JamesBond008(m): 7:40am On Oct 24, 2019
Incandescent:
It's called showbiz for a reason. At least it caught your attention
How long did the attention last?
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy To Perform In South Africa, AKA Reacts by JamesBond008(m): 7:37am On Oct 24, 2019
iamJ:
Don't know why artist like dressing like wild animals


Wetin be all that load for him neck
God bless you today, tomorrow and always...
Being an artiste these days is tantamount to being flamboyant, wildlife outfit & an unwarranted show of sheer stupidity!
RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by JamesBond008(m): 8:30pm On Oct 23, 2019
ikevictor:
She told me to join Jehovas witness or...

I chose the or...
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.....Nice Man

Nice!!!!
RomanceRe: What Ended Your Previous Relationship? by JamesBond008(m): 7:59pm On Oct 23, 2019
LONEER:
mine ended cause the girl was too broke,
always hungry
always sick
and always broke

local man can can't
Hehehehehehehehehehehe...indeed, I feel local man's pains
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by JamesBond008(m):
SpeciallyUnique:
Oookay grin

Was dating this girl who had failed in WASSCE. I psyched, motivated and encouraged her to resit. She passed and had admission to be trained as nurse. Her first few weeks on campus we were cool.

The MUMU things I did started when she needed money and her parents wouldn’t mind her. In tears she called me and said “I didn’t want to continue my education BUT YOU FORCED ME, now I’m stuck here and dad and mom are not even picking my calls”. I was touched, cos really I was the one who motivated her to continue her education.

The mumu in me got activated. She kept asking and I kept giving. I visited her on campus, took her and her 3 friends to a restaurant and spoiled them. For the next few months she drained me well well. But I wasn’t disturbed, I thought I was having a positive impact on someone’s life.

After first semester babe called and told me it was over cos I was becoming a burden to her shocked shocked shocked

BURDEN?? huh

Later found out my too much attention was creating tension between she and her newly found lover. And that was what she meant by me being a burden.

This girl successfully taught me how to not spend on women!!
"Took her and her three friends"

You must have been on excess change to spend.

But why do girls enjoying following the other girl's guy to sit outs and restaurants naaa...

Why must we suffer like this naaahuh
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by JamesBond008(m): 7:47am On Oct 22, 2019
OguntoyeKayode:
Is like your kidneys are paining you, are you mad.... I know right from the onset that a Nigerian lady will never be so uncultured to have that kid of nasty experience (I gave him my virginity but he was not good in bed)... BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHER
Hahahahahahahahahahaha - you do get lyrics jare...
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by JamesBond008(m): 7:43am On Oct 22, 2019
cybriz82:
We made love like crazy love she slept over n i was feeling like top of d world.until she got married to another guy that same week.mehn e be like say make i enter ground cus i been cook for her that night n early morning.
huhhuhhuhhuhhuh
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by JamesBond008(m): 6:06am On Oct 22, 2019
Bruno3000:
Gave her my expensive jacket to wear when she came visiting because of cold. Up till now I never see that lovely jacket. angry
This is funny...Jacket ?

But some ladies are really entitled to the whole world...
FamilyRe: Why Do We Justify The Actions Of Philandering Men? by JamesBond008(m): 9:30pm On Oct 21, 2019
24kmagic:
Same old shit.

How did this make front page?

Go for responsible guys you said no, that they are boring.

Enjoy your lively guys and stop disturbing our peace.

Confused beings.
Exactly....They'd always say that the plain transparent guy is "Borin" !!!!
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 2:19pm On Oct 21, 2019
Pennyways:
nothing serious is done for fun seeks, it's done when it is necessary needed
Whenever you you are ready let me know
I'd do just that...Thanks Bro
CrimeRe: Killer, Gracious David-West To Be Arraigned In Court (Photos) by JamesBond008(m): 2:13pm On Oct 21, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Temper justice with mercy. Give this young man another chance at life.
You're joking right...?

I ain't perfect ooo....but you're joking up there right?
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 8:30am On Oct 21, 2019
Tirips:
Shut up your bias mouth. The op is telling the truth!
All these useless akwaibomites will always refuse to admit the truth
HIV/AIDS pple. Tueh!!
"Useless AkwaIbomites" huh C'mon naa...Don't be practically stupid...
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 8:02am On Oct 21, 2019
amaheart:
The rate of stealing in that state especially Uyo is alarming. The way they tear window nets to steal is too bad. I can't forget how I lost my laptop and phone.
What statistical analysis do you have to substantiate that?
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 7:45am On Oct 21, 2019
Pennyways:
God will punish you at last, that's is my state though I don't base there but I know that my people and my city are much better people. You put this to condemn thier images, their businesses and daily life hustle, God will punish you.


Seun and lalastica dis Una forum gradually become a trash bin and this may warrant me to hack this trash site of yours, I'm a deadly hacker if I hack this site you won't recover even a pin from it. I will prove to you that I spent several years in Nigerian Institute of Technology (NIIT) where I did several IT courses, don't dares me regularize every trash before it make front page. I won't say more this is a faceless forum next time you will hear from me
Eyen Eka....Can I be online student of yours? Hacking could be a sweet thing to do just for fun
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 7:39am On Oct 21, 2019
Rolex66:
Guys hustle o, don't be like the op, so that you can buy shoes that doesn't require pins before you wear them.

Hustle so that you can buy a good phone with an accredited Service Centre for repairs and not stopping at roadside kiosks for repairs and coming here to whine like a baby.

Hustle , so you won't roll with street girls and when you get your fingers burnt, you now generalize that the girls from a particular town behave that way.
Bless you bro...."Uyo Girls" huh Nigga must have been the low life type
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 7:37am On Oct 21, 2019
DonTattaglia:
Wetin I wan go find for that kind village with local people..Good road and fly overs only plied with keke and okada..Nbo Okpo!!!
And your city have got international peopeople scattered everywhere...
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 7:34am On Oct 21, 2019
estybass:
Iffa tell Op that his post makes no sense, sombori wee come and call it hate speech.
Anyways, I wish you the worst, since na bad wey you like.
#ProudlyAkwaIbom
#UyoRocks
#AKSGirl�✌️
Eyen Eka...God bless you again...

Don't mind them dumbfucks with shallow minds on this platform.
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 7:33am On Oct 21, 2019
noisy45:
Her name is Uduak
And she's my biological sister I guess...
Congratulations again
CareerRe: Why Do Lawyers Always Wear Wig Caps by JamesBond008(m): 7:28am On Oct 21, 2019
olaboy33:
It was simply a British tradition which shows a sense of power and and respect for law.

In 2007, a suit was filed in UK, challenging the dress code, it won, after then some adjustments were made.

American judges and attorneys don't wear wigs in court again. Trust Nigerians to always follow whatever comes from 'above' blindly.

Some also say judges wear long wigs to make It more difficult for criminal defendants to identify them outside courtroom.
It's a special kinda outfit to them...I feel they do so in order to stand out in the society as practitioners grin grin of the law. Its really about recognition - my submission though.

"I be lawyer naaa... haven't you seen my wig" huh
SportsRe: Lionel Messi And Antonela Roccuzzo Teenage Throwback Picture by JamesBond008(m): 6:25pm On Oct 20, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



If only he concentrated more on football rather than this ugly girl in his teenage years, maybe he would have grown taller.

Maybe he also would have been almost as good as CR7.
This ain't funny at all...It's already Boring...
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 5:02pm On Oct 20, 2019
noisy45:
By there Toto dey sweet I'm currently fucking one in ibadan shocked shocked
Congratulations...
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 4:57pm On Oct 20, 2019
OyiboPep:
This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.
God bless you bro...

"Painted all the youth girls WITH ONE BRUSH IS A GREAT TOUCHLINE..."
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 4:55pm On Oct 20, 2019
SaintHilary:
huh[/b]

Both the girl and the guys are maaaaaaaaaad angry
You're concluding from thousand of miles away...
TravelRe: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by JamesBond008(m): 4:51pm On Oct 20, 2019
Op....Apart from the other two points about Plaza Shoes and Phone Repairers which are partly true...

Your assertions about "Uyo Girls" are loosely based. First of all...what's your classification/definition of "Uyo Girls" ?

Is that an association or cultural group or wetin?

Btw...I have lived in Uyo for over 12 years now and all I can say is that you attract what you are!!! Simple.
Christianity EtcRe: How The Jehovah’s Witnesses Are Better Christians Than The Rest Of Us by JamesBond008(m): 1:25pm On Oct 20, 2019
Kazeemakeem:
They party and drink bear
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh - They do...but they don't get stupidly drunk naaa
Christianity EtcRe: How The Jehovah’s Witnesses Are Better Christians Than The Rest Of Us by JamesBond008(m): 1:14pm On Oct 20, 2019
generationz:
Yes, they preach and encourage their members to study the Bible but I know three Jehovahs witness elders who are confirmed Jazzmen. Two don't hide it at all. One does but you'll see him digging his compound today and burying that tomorrow.


This is because:

1. The average witness hardly prays compared to even Jesus and the early church.

Matthew 26 vs 40.
Then he returned to his disciples and found them sleeping. "Couldn't you men keep watch with me for one hour?" he asked Peter.

Yes, Jesus was praying for one hour before he returned to his disciples then he went back again to pray for another hour TO RECEIVE STRENGTH


Prayer is the only way a Christian can receive strength. Any Christian organization that doesn't
teach it's members how to stand in the place of prayers for long hours ALONE should be checked.

Paul: Acts 9 vs 8 -12

8 Saul got up from the ground, but when he opened his eyes he could see nothing. So they led him by the hand into Damascus. 9 For three days he was blind, and did not eat or drink anything.

10 In Damascus, there was a disciple named Ananias. The Lord called to him in a vision, “Ananias!”

“Yes, Lord,” he answered.

11 The Lord told him, “Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. 12 In a vision, he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight.”.

Even Paul as a baby Christian knew the importance of persistently banging on heavens door to get results. Remember the story Jesus told of the corrupt Judge and the persistent widow? I can't go into depth as to the power of prayer now because it is a vast topic.

2. If you want to know a real Christian don't ask him to quote scriptures and him about the Holy Spirit.

Jehovah's witnesses have bastardized the person of the Holy Spirit. They call him Gods active force when Jesus Christ clearly referred to the Holy Spirit as a "He" and "Him"

John 16 vs 7-8
. 7 But very truly I tell you, it is for your good that I am going away. Unless I go away, the Advocate will not come to you; but if I go, I will send HIM to you. 8 When HE comes, he will prove the world to be in the wrong about sin and righteousness and judgment:

Vs 12.

12 “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. 13 But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. 14 He will glorify me because it is from me that he will receive what he will make known to you. 15 All that belongs to the Father is mine. That is why I said the Spirit will receive from me what he will make known to you.”

Do you refer to an active force as He? Do you refer to electricity, lightning, thunder, rain as He?

Even Jehovah's witnesses couldn't alter that part.




3. They know scriptures, yes but ask an average Jehovah's witness what is your opinion about this scripture as revealed to you by the Holy Spirit, they will stare at you like groundnut.

The regurgitate what they have been taught by Charles T. Russell their founder.

As the Bereans showed us by example scriptures taught must be open for questioning and research at all times. They are far worse than Catholics when it comes to their herd mentality but they don't know.


Now, to their good side, I don't think I have seen a religious org. as united as them. All their building works are done by members.

Yes, I used to be a witness so that's why I can point out their loopholes.
"Used to be" - Your facts must be very strong then
PhonesRe: Mtn Introduces New Charges. by JamesBond008(m): 6:52am On Oct 20, 2019
Saintmary:
Very depressing post. Spread happiness instead, that's what we need
But its the actual truth naa...

It should inspire us to think of immediate solutions.
PhonesRe: Mtn Introduces New Charges. by JamesBond008(m): 6:50am On Oct 20, 2019
DGreatACO:
I received no such sms but just yesterday, for a 200 naira worth of airtime from MTN I purchased through UBA, I was surcharged 48 naira. Not until now did I fathom the reason for that deduction. Chai !!
You're Welcome...
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Your Favorite Celebrities Outfit To The 2019 Headies Awards (Photos) by JamesBond008(m): 10:32pm On Oct 19, 2019
Noted
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke Dazzles At Headies Awards 2019 by JamesBond008(m): 10:23pm On Oct 19, 2019
grin cheesy
TheGiftedOne:
A beautiful dress on an immoral soul.
grin grin angry grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: #PastorWilsonChallenge Trending On Twitter - Checkout Top Tweets (123.com.ng) by JamesBond008(m): 10:08pm On Oct 19, 2019
gurunlocker:
Nigerians sha!

Instead of us to talk about how the FG is about taxing us on everything and bring a lot of hardship, we are here doing stupid challenge?

I just got a message that USSD transaction will be taxed from Monday 21st....
I did get the measage too...Ripping us off had always been the hobby of the bourgeoisie in Nigeria.

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