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Your story is either made up or bleeped up bro. Either way, you're bleeped.

[quote author=mofymush post=86462783]I remember when facebook dey rain,I sent rihanna sent request,she accepted ,everything was o.k until she start asking me for 100 naira mtn card[/quote

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kaffy4tope:
Mercy Johnson over the weekend at Ikeja City Mall, she said i can’t take selfie with her till I buy ticket of her movie. I was like really She lost my respect right from that point.


The movie I later learnt was trash.

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Marketing Strategy!!!!

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

Guy man for blow am for you while you watch....painfully!!!

Mispreeti:
Please I need your advice.

My sister is at the hospital with one of her twins who is seriously ill and I'm in her house taking care of the other twin. I have been here for a week and her husband has been disturbing me for sex. I refused but he is not listening. He touched me while I was asleep and I felt it then I immediately woke up. He pretends to be covering the baby sleeping beside me. I told him i will report him to my dad in the morning. He has apologised and promised not to do it again but I know he is lying because this is not the first time it has happened since I came here.

I can’t go back to sleep and I'm afraid if I close my eyes and sleep, he will come again.

Please should I report him to my dad or give him another chance?

Give him another chance to Bleep you properly...Dear

fasho01:
A chain is as strong as its weakest link sir.. And very soon, the party despite it's 'controversial' wins, will collapse within itself

That's bound to happen...It's inevitable!!!

HacheNoire:
Any sentence form Oshiomole is a sentence from God.

This guy will bury PDP come 2023.

A short man for that matter plus the fact that he comes from Edo- Headquarters of Nigerian Flying Eagles.


PDP should just go into Agriculture and forget politics.

Short people are naturally wicked and mean. What they lack in height, they make up for it with wickedness.

I pity Obaseki

...Headquarters of the Nigerian Flying Eagles...Guy or whatever your gender...you dey craze ooooo

To Femi Adesina...It's a little normal or just okay to have some few shootings here and there and probably few beheading streaming online for the worldto be entertained.

May this and many more become their portion - Amen.

Jossyroyal1:



May the residual bomb explode on your head there and that of your supporters.

IDIOT

Amen....Amen....Amen....FIRE!!!!

yarimo:
Op you need to explain more, where is she taking it ?

Guy...I see what you're asking here...I see it. Ido.

Greetings House. Please can anyone help me on where to get a Surface Roughness Measuring Equipment or Surface Roughness tester within the South or Eastern Part of Nigeria abeggg....
I need it for my research purposes....Thank you

16yearsold:
I'llWow

It's Physics....

Something About Binocular Vision or it's "relative" Lol.

emeijeh:
I can't believe Hausas have joined the Benin league.

#greencardthings

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Akinbahm:
The funny of it all, if the babe reach our side without being grinded like dry pepper nah the same girl go call person "Mumu guy wey no sabi"

I once invited a babe for my villa based on platonic visitation after her arrival I still stick to my decision I even took her to my room for gist without any form of penetration nor smooching.

Before she left that same day I took her to chicken republic to catch some cruise and we departed from there.
I later I invited her again to my greatest surprise she told me wetin she wan come do and end the convo with I be omo ase.

I discussed the issue with both male and female they end up saying she wan con Bleep but I bleeped up.

Till date the girl still dey run away for me i swear....

Wetin una u pple want self?

I wonder...

Final Rubbishing!!!!!!!!

...."Normal Operation"
...."Working Underground"
...."A slight on the office & person of the Vice President".

Na unah sabi....

donbachi:
Nigeria Is Now The Highest Producers Of Lies In Africa.

Dope Lines

Naija....My Beloved Country

Drama Kings and Queens...we have...

RisenPhoenix:
No be woman? Una dey think that far? She had two different desires and decided to satisfy both. Women live to satisfy their every whim. Consequences never enter her mind.

God bless you Bro for these lines...

However, most women...

LOGOBELT:
You have really tried discovering her faults.

The next thing is to study her... Like what are the things that makes her angry? What are the things i do that piss her off? Most importantly, what does she want?

The matrimonial bedroom is not just a sleeping room... Wake her up at night, talk to her solemnly, once again i said solemnly...

As for your chat with your ex Biko, end it "its better to stay off Ex especially when you are married, to prevent Family Palava"

As for driving her to the market, antenatal and church, boss its your RESPONSIBILITY as the husband.

We men only show love to our partner before marriage, once she is in, you find it difficult to continue what you started.

Like I said, yoy have discovered her faults, next is to study her......

After that, next is to wake her up at night, say sweet and emotion capturing words to her, then when she fall for it.... Hit her with the words " Dear, i want to discuss something with you" while you caress her. Talk to her about it, and am sure she will listen.

Women aren't that DIFFICULT you just need to ADJUST a little, so that ONE TROUSER CAN FIT YOU TWO

Guy...you're a bad ass...That caressing thing is always the beginning of motivation...Everytime!!!

When will our politicians ever learn?

Once dining at the same table...
Now at Daggers Drawn.

What's my business anyways? You guys should just go ahead and strangle yourselves.

Just yourselves please...no causalities please.

Elove1:
U mean the pastor behead the gal like john the Baptist
Ha this one mad ohh!!!

Was this any better than smashing a sleeping head with a pestle? Which one is worse? The girl must have been unconscious immediately after being hit on the head or worse still...could have passed already.

Jesus!!! Jesus!!! Jesus!!!

The police said the boyfriend stated further that while the girl was sleeping, the pastor gave him a pestle he used to smash the head of the girl. After this, the pastor quickly used a knife to cut off her neck, ripped open her chest and removed her heart which he used in preparing a concoction for him and his mother to eat, Mr Owolabi reportedly told the police.

Jesus!!! Jesus!!! Jesus!!!

overdrive:
Wow!!! Not even up to 44minutes!!!

Lol

To us: May God alone help us and rescue us from situations that may cause us to loose faith and hope in him. May He help us avoid being victims of careless acts by others. May He guide us grant us to be at the right place at the right time.

To the poster...May God bless you beyond measures and beyond words, beyond human thinking and comprehension. Ways shall be part in the wilderness for you against all odds.

To the Woman...May God heal you beyond Human intellectual understanding. May He grant you physical, mental and internally recovery in Jesus name.

To those who mocked you whilst trying to help someone you never knew from Adam. May God forgive them and open their inner minds to the understanding that Humanity First, supersedes whatever/whoever/whatever we think we are...

These are one of the moments I feel very bad for my country people - Nigeria.

Neglect can kill... God help us please...Please.

Culin:
Somebody's girlfriend.

Not Necessarily Girlfriend only...someone's crush ooo..


One guy somewhere would be thinking of how to even walk up to her and say "Hi"

zeusdgrt:
35 naira na still money

God bless you Bro....

Heineken For you Bro....

Multiply 35 by a million customers ( or more) who would want to make withdrawals for more than 3 times a month. You'd still realise that the slash wouldn't bother them much.

It's a milking factory for the bourgeoisie...

beckNcall:
they are all doing satan's work

And your pseudonym here is beckNcall?

wellmax:
Are people this jobless?
I envy una o

OlujobaSamuel:
Lol, just like legal tender which must be generally acceptable for it to be one, so also is their nonsense hate speech bill, they need our acceptance for it to be functional.
They are just breaking every bad record back to back. If they do one good today, before you say congratulations, so many evil don follow.

unreliable, unrepentant, indifferent, intolerant, tyranny, callous, insensitive, etc. are the characteristics of the those who occupy power on the platter of oppression, suppression and subjugation.

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Stalwert:
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Tyranny of looters has spoken

[quote author=OlujobaSamuel post=848262 ;D55]Hmmmmmmm, the oponu agbalagba already claimed it to be a welcome development, seems garbage shehu has little sense on this issue compared to Femi mumushina.
Garba was even making reference to the case of Col Hameed Allí that was appointed against Custom Act, this people are just crazy
Let's see how the govt can handle the despotic attitude of theirs.[/quote]

Garbage Shehu and Femi Mumushina

This is hate speech - you deserve to be die by hanking!!!!!