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Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by jameshow: 11:57pm On Mar 23
Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!



I didn't want to comment, but I will to help you.

You are the problem of yourself, let me give you simple tips to solve your problems.

1. Stop eating anything that has sugar. I mean sugary things.

2. Get Oroki herb, is popular in Lagos, make sure you get the original and use it after every meal. Use it like that for the every month.

You will look for me

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Family / Re: Husband Discovers That His Wife’s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by jameshow: 5:23pm On Mar 04
It's been a while I comment here but this got me feeling sad. Bro you are a fool.

If you couldn't determine from her vig that she has born, what of her tummy?

It will show, somehow wrinkle.

I'm only blaming you for not knowing that she had babies before marrying you.

The parternity fraud is not your fault, women are wicked. I used to tell my wife, the day I get to know even if it's after 10 or 20yrs, that the day she will leave my house. It's simple, no body on earth can beg me

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Politics / Re: Fubara: I Won’t Surrender My Mandate To Sabotage, Intimidation, Blackmail by jameshow: 8:31am On Dec 08, 2023
goodnessme1:
Yoruba Muslims are coming for you.


I don't know why they hate yoruba Christians and every christian.



Be ready to be called Omo Igbo because they are taught from kids to hate Omo Igbo,so anyone they hate including yorubas Christians na Omo Igbo.


See this idiot, I'm a Yoruba Christian, there is no division between us and our Yoruba Muslim brothers. It's absolutely impossible to divide us along religion line in Yoruba land, reason being that we are so much into each other. In Yoruba land, Mother could be a Christian while the father is a Muslim and their sons or daughters will choose what they feel is best for them and we all live together in harmony. First daughter could be a Muslim while the son could be christian this happen a lot in Yoruba land. So you can't divide us.

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Business / Re: Which Law Chambers Can Help Me by jameshow: 9:09am On Dec 02, 2023
Mhizzard:
You want to make money from them.cus it is a matter you can sort out with them maybe they discovered a fault.

They need to learn their lesson, they go away with a lot of things in this country.

Please who can help me pls
Business / Which Law Chambers Can Help Me by jameshow: 7:36am On Dec 02, 2023
I want to sue multi choice (DSTV to be precised)

I made a subscription on Nov 5th before my existing sub expired on the 6th of Nov, the new sub wasn't active until 7th of November as I was still disconnected despite making payment before it expiration date.

To my surprise the sub has expired again when I obviously have few days left.

Is there any law firm that can help me sue this people?
Politics / Re: Lagos Metro Official Addresses Passengers In Yoruba Language (Video) by jameshow: 10:13am On Sep 13, 2023
franchasofficia:
grin



Obi has really shook and reshaped Nigerian politics forever within few months. I am so proud to be Igbo because whatever an Igbo person ventures into with all his or her heart, he makes a huge difference and impact.


Just take a look at how one man has unsettled every other Nigerian politician without even saying a single word.


Peter Obi you are a legend, first of its kind that Nigeria ever had. A man that his silence alone makes opposition to pee in their dirty panties.



Reno Omokri have gone mad over Peter Obi that haven't altered a word in response to all Reno Omokri's unnecessary attacks on Obi. The whole thing come de make Reno feel like committing suicide, now another useless woman known as Lauretta Onochie has joined their hall of shame to lend her own useless voice by showing shameful hatred towards a peaceful man that have been preaching peace and calm to overcharged Obidient movement waiting for Peter Obi's approval to burn Nigeria down.



Ah, God abeg I tap into Peter Obi's divine grace, e no easy; a man whose silence makes the whole nation go gaga cheesy



Because of Peter Obi's 2023 Presidential election effect, Yorubas have woke up and now want to guard Lagos and every other Yoruba state from being taken away from Yorubas like Kwara State and others, and una say Peter Obi no be legend, abeg comot for road, who de who de, ha fugodi convoy anyi jiri weh bata obodo ha nodi ofuma cheesy


Legend of the Seeker
Romance / Re: My Wife Has Set A Timetable For Sex For Me. What Do I Do? by jameshow: 5:35pm On Aug 24, 2023
addmole:
I and My wife have been married for 5 years. We are based here in Lagos. She's 35 years old. We are doing very okay and living comfortably. Since we got married, my wife hated sex so much. I am not even trying to sugarcoat this. She doesn't want to hear you talk about it or she does it. There's no one in the family that haven't tried to settle our differences since we got married. She was never like this when we were dating. It's been 1 issue to the other. She doesn't initiate sex, and when she does accept you to have sex, it's missionary style and it's just 1 round. Ah, me wey dey like knack wella. This woman begin change am for me. Lol. She doesn't want to hear you discuss sex.

Anyway sha, lets move on...

5 YEARS ago, her mum came to my house to kneel down and tell me I am stressing her daughter that I should not kill her with sex. Her then-unmarried sister then asked if I ama dog? Ah, insult. Anyway, I don forgive her. I spoke to my wife and told her what is the meaning of this? What kind of lies are you feeding your family with? This is the same person who happens to make just 1 round of sex. Just 1 round. She lies flat on her back. Once you are done, she quickly pushes you away if you stay on top of her for more than 10 to 15 minutes. There were times she would hit me if I try to initiate sex. I reported to her elder brother. He elder brother warned her. She stopped. She moved to kicking me anytime we initiate sex on bed, i reported to my pastor, he spoke to her and then, she stopped. My pastor told me i have to be patient with her. I said OK.

Omo...
The only time we make love is just 1 round, missionary style and that's it. She says she has pain on her stomach. I have been patient for 5 years with her. I told her anytime she's strong enough, we can make out. That there's no problem.

I have been pressured to cheat on her many times. i HAVE BEEN REALLY PRESSURED. Its just not easy. Her family have insulted me for demanding sex from her. Lol. The thing tire me. I see no where i am demanding. We don't do any other position apart from the missionary style. We do not even kiss. This is a woman that doesn't want you to kiss in in anyway. Even sometimes, she shouts at you when you try to be romantic to kiss her unexpectedly just to spies up our love life. She doesn't even want you to cuddle her on bed. She wants to be alone. Make money, attend to her business, vibes, laugh with friends and family and that's it. When it comes to sex, don't go there discussing that with her about making out.

I even had to retort to preparing her mind for sex by sending her a position we would try on WhatsApp, she would leave the message on read and not respond. When you talk to her about what you sent to her, she would just tell you, she's not strong to make love.

ANOTHER PART OF HER:
My wife is a very bitter person full of anger. If you try to tickle her when she's cooking in the kitchen to play with her, she gets angry and warns you not to try such. My wife doesn't want you to play with her. I am not writing all these to make it look I am a victim here. But all these are my experiences. I have to pour it out. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

There were many times, we agreed on separating. But we have already children and we used to think about these because the quarrels and the disrespect, sex and everything is causing a whole lot on us.

We do not have any form of healthy discussion very well. Before you know it, we are quarrelling over the place, she's shouting. There was a time we quarrelled that after throwing a Gotv remote at her, she fainted. She woke up before we got to the hospital. She almost died. I told her, she needs to stop her anger and control herself and enjoy her marriage. She just won't listen. She's an Edo woman.

I have tried many times to leave the marriage because it's affecting my mental health. Sometimes I regret about getting married to her. Sometimes, I just feel, maybe I CAN TRY MORE and give her a chance. When you call her to discuss our sex life, about her anger and bitterness, she doesn't apologise. She hardly apologise. Even when I get to explain her part on why she was wrong, she claims she's right until maybe someone hears us arguing before she would reluctantly apologise.

I have been battling a really starved sex life, full of a woman with bitterness, anger and pride who never apologise. She's quick to advice other women on Facebook, She would video call friends, give them advice and her family how they need to maintain peace with their relationship. But she never seem to give me respect in anyway in her own own. Hmmmm.

Recently, my wife brought out another timetable that she cannot cope making out with me the way she does. Which is 3 times a week. That she can only be available to make love 2 times a week. This 2 times is just 1 round each. This is how she wants it. I immediately responded to her that I feel her pain. I understand. She cannot be pressured just to make it look like she wants to please me that I would rather get a side chic. Yes, i know this was wrong to tell her, but i am frustrated. She disrespects me and starve me of sex and she's even bending the rules again. She responded that 'ok that I am free to do what i LIKE'.

i decided to bring this here to know the comments from people. I would like to get advice from persons who are going through similar things like this and advice me on what to do.

Some of you might say, call her and talk to her. I have done that several times since in the last 5years. I did it last night and twice today. I have spoken to her. She promised she would change, she would not only repeat the same thing but make things worst the next time.

She disrespects me a lot. I have sometimes left the house but come back after families get to call me. She would change for a week and return to her old self.

What do I DO? Please make your responses constructive enough.


You are a weak man,

There are lots of girls outside, stop disturbing her for sex. Bleep outside and reduce your homely duties. She will come back to her senses. Your inlaw they insult you and you keep quiet
Career / Re: I Failed Job Pre Medical Tests by jameshow: 7:14pm On Jul 31, 2023
Urbaninspire:
I am so depressed at the moment,I passed the first stage, second stage interview,it was a success then I got the invite for the premedical and I failed the medical tests because I have hepatitis,I don't know how hepatitis got into my blood stream,I don't know what to do again,is just 2 much for my head...I need encouragement

So sorry bro.

I know how you feel. And the funniest thing is there is no medical treatment for it.

However, there is herb treatment. You can contact me
Travel / Re: Don't Come To The UK If You Are Guilty Of These 10 Things by jameshow: 8:21pm On Jul 30, 2023
If God can help me to raise N10m in Nigeria doing what am doing. He can help me to raise 200m here in Nigeria. Why should I go to one useless UK all in the name of traveling out.

I will go there and be doing menial job, becoming a digital fool when I can stay back at home and be a king.

I pity those going to those countries
Family / Re: My To Be In-laws Are Frustrating Me by jameshow: 3:58pm On Jul 25, 2023
Honestly bro, you are truly weak.

You enjoy doing house chores while you allow her doing nothing, can you imagine?

This family are playing on your intelligence and if care is not taking you will regret all your actions.

I know the advice given you here won't enter your brain but I can tell you for free if you finance that lady to the UK, your cry will be premium

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Car Talk / Which Of These Vehicles Is Good For First User by jameshow: 10:53am On Jun 02, 2023
Kindly help me look into the two vehicles, which one is okay and state your reasons.

Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by jameshow: 6:14pm On May 30, 2023
Exodus15v11:
Reincarnation goes against my Christian beliefs nor do I personally believe in it. I would suggest praying over her or taking her for deliverance.

You don't even know Bible, who is John the Baptist? He was the Elijah reincarnated. Go and read your Bible
Romance / Re: Faithful Men: What Keeps You From Cheating? by jameshow: 5:12pm On Apr 19, 2023
Honestly, one of the most difficult things to do is to continuously have sex with one woman as a man. We should be honest with ourselves.

It is even worse when you have had several partners when single. I have been able to do it but is not easy. I have many gf now that i could not sleep with due to the fear of punishment.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Was The Main Rigger Of 2023 Election Not Tinubu by jameshow: 5:50pm On Mar 08, 2023
ejifranks:
We challenge you Reno and the APC to prove this allegation. Peter obi is already in court to prove he is the authentic winner of the elections so APC and Reno should do the same and stop all these rabble-rousing.

The revelations will be shocking. Hope Uzodimma, Umahi, and INEC will soon be exposed for what they did in Imo and Ebonyi.


There is a lot of evidence, but you won't see them flying around on social media. That's how an intelligent party behaves. I can assure you that at the end of this saga, obi's votes will be reduced as well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by jameshow: 7:34pm On Mar 05, 2023
Some days ago, Ten hag said there is no team they can not beat. He forgot that he is in England where you can be beaten mercilessly with your full squad. The man we invited to put an end to the era of Jurgen and Pep have been demolished by Jurgen

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Politics / Re: We Are Fully Prepared, We Will Win Governorship Election - Lagos APC by jameshow: 1:47pm On Mar 05, 2023
PeterObi4LP:


Shut up! The same tribal bigot seeing everybody as Igbo cost APC to lose Lagos and it will happen again. To you urchins everyone supporting Labour Party is Igbo.

Your parents are mad, Anambra should be released first

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections Vs June 12, 1993 Elections - Daily Trust by jameshow: 10:53am On Mar 05, 2023
Penguin2:
For those who don’t understand complex composition, what Daily Trust Newspaper is saying is that the just concluded presidential election was a sham.

That the election shares a lot of similarities with 1993 election, and might as well share the annulment similarity with it.

Tinubu is not coming.

Peter Obi is coming.

Even the results INEC is currently uploading to its IREV portal is already at variance with what they announced manually.

Tinubu urchins are shitting in their pants.

That’s why they’ve been cold for 3 days now.

Ndi ala!

Continue deceiving yourself

The margin is still wide even if River and Lagos are 100% won by PO.

Remember there are cases of rigging in the east
Politics / Re: 13.1 Million People Voted Against APC And Tinubu by jameshow: 8:38am On Mar 01, 2023
Badgers14:
APC won because they rigged the election.

Under normal circumstances, that is if APC and INEC did not rig the election. Peter Obi would have won in an almost landslide.
Atiku would have been 2nd and Tinubu a distant 3rd.

Check it, even with all the rigging, Obi still won lagos state.

You are wrong, Atiku would have won.

How can a presidential candidate with 1,666 in a whole state in the North win an Election in Nigeria? It is not possible

Another question is that, how are we so sure that Atiku and Obi didnt rig too? We have video evidence of all these riggings. Especially in the east for PO

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Politics / Re: The Race Is Now Between Peter Obi And Tinubu by jameshow: 3:27pm On Feb 27, 2023
Faber:


Atiku is gone, Obasanjo really cursed him, Tinubu will be declared and Obi will head to court. The youths, elites international community and King Makers in Nigeria will back Obi, and he will emerge victorious at the end of the day. Tinubu's lifetime dream of becoming President of Nigeria will come to past, but will be short lived. Truly Tinubu have laid his mark on the Nigerian political space.

I am Obidient to the core, but Tinubu is a man a swear. Atiku is a proud stupid fool, not a politician for one day.

Atiku would have told Ayu to resign, prevent Obi from going to Labour party, choose Wike as VP. Once he enters, he will use asset declaration and EFCC to keep Wike in check, cos Wike is a fool, he will play the game Obj played on him on Wike...Atiku na idiot, he bleeped up full time.

When you see the result from the North, there is no how Obi would win this election.

In Yobe Obi had 2,000 for instance. There is no state Tinubu would not have more than 2000.

Also he didn't have the required 25% spread.

Let me tell you, whosoever inec declares will spend at least 4yrs because Power would have been given to him. He has the right to appoint judges at the supreme court

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Politics / Re: The Race Is Now Between Peter Obi And Tinubu by jameshow: 3:22pm On Feb 27, 2023
Pierocash:
I am Obidient,but Obi is out of the race. The only person coasting to victory right now is Atiku. Atiku has gotten 25% vote in 26 states ,while Tinubu is 18 states. The rerun may likely be between Atiku and Tinubu.

But I repeat, Tinubu will never rule us

I can see that you are a hater.

Tinubu already has 25% in 25 states which is more than 24 states requirements while Atiku had 25% in 24states. Dont let the hate blind you.

Even PDP members know that BAT has won this election.

You need to see how well BAT performed in the North.

Northerners won this one for BAT while OBI deprived Atiku the opportunity

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Loses Lagos By 10k Votes To Peter Obi by jameshow: 11:07am On Feb 27, 2023
ursullalinda:
Even with all the rigging.....Shame to the almighty king maker....Lagosians were heard very loud and clear

Just calm your nerve down,

If LP wins Lagos, and fails to win other states, Is still tantamount to nothing.

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Politics / Re: The Biggest Winner Of This Election Is The North - Reno Omokri by jameshow: 12:02pm On Feb 26, 2023
One thing you need to know about Tinubu which is also known by a few Igbos and Hausas who work with the Lagos state govt can testify to.

Asiwaju is a detribalized individual. A lot of non-Yorubas fully participated in his govt as Gov of Lagos State.

He identifies qualities irrespective of his tribe and works with the person.

He is a strategist and a master planner.

If he eventually wins, he wont pay evil with evil that one thing i know. However, people around him will suffer the likes of the CBN gov and AGF for the sabotage
Politics / Re: Pictures And Video From APC Presidential Rally In Ogun State by jameshow: 4:13pm On Jan 25, 2023
Amb1045:
A verified drug lord can not be president of Nigeria. A sick old man can never be president of Nigeria. A thug master can never be president of Nigeria. A verified killer can't be the president of Nigeria. A looter can not be the president of Nigeria. A tribalistic bigot can never be president of Nigeria. An unverified person can never be president of Nigeria however I prefer sick tinubu to Atiku. If obi no win Tinubu can win I'm good with that because Tinubu is better to a criminal called Atiku. Obi is the best candidate. Any body supporting a verified drug lord Tinubu or a verified criminal Atiku has a metal health disorder.

If he becomes the president, you can die

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Politics / Re: SSS Invades CBN, Takes Over Emefiele’s office - Daily Nigerian by jameshow: 6:15pm On Jan 16, 2023
Omahleigh:
Wahala. Thiefnubuu is fighting back because Emefiele doesn't want to make it possible for him to access funds to bribe electorates with

You are one of the stupid people on Nairaland, so is Tinubu that is now controlling DSS?

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Business / Re: Bank Of Industry Loan At 10% Interest Rate Per Annum And 6 Months Moratorium by jameshow: 7:12pm On Jan 06, 2023
Compliments of the season to everyone here.

2022 was indeed a fantastic year, a lot of our applications were approved and disbursed while some are still awaiting disbursement especially those we submitted late last year.

I want to say to you that the year has started again and applications have been pouring into the Bank of Industry.

If you don't take a step now, na so the year go end for your face.

For this year, we won't be taking start-ups and business ideas that are still in pre conceptualize stages but already-established businesses that need finances for expansion or working capital. This is necessary to cut out some unserious people who are not ready for the business.

If it's for a business idea don't call me unless it's a diversification.
Politics / Re: How We Rigged Anambra Election For Soludo – Man Alleges by jameshow: 3:27pm On Dec 09, 2022
Reinaldo:


APC will never mean well for Nigerians. That's why Nigerians need to send them packing come 2023. Our votes are for Peter Omoluabi Obi. Insha Allah.

This is madness, how does APGA the same as APC?
Travel / Re: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by jameshow: 10:10am On Dec 01, 2022
Pojomojo:
Team JAPA are among the lazy and irrational citizens. I wonder why many don’t think of the reason why they found themeselves to be citizens of Nigeria.

JAPA mentality IMO you have no plan to influence your nation or your society, it appears you’re not in tune with the purpose of your existence but only focused on your personal interest.

We’ve been lied to that life is what we felt it is when actually it’s extremely the opposite of what we’ve been told.

Don’t be surprised that citizens of civilized countries are tied of their country just as we’re tied too. Strict laws we don’t follow here, you’ll get there and comport yourself meanwhile, their citizens are tied of such laws cause they know some countries are lawless.

Wow, humanity on the run to nowhere when nothing is chasing them but themselves and they lament it’s life.
This money for relocation is enough to set up a micro enterprise to meet the fast growing population in Nigeria / Neighboring African country, with a plan for upgrade of the business as the cash flow increases. There is no free launch any where in the world. Africa has a lot of gap and opportunities to be filled and harnessed. All the same relocation is good with respective individual evaluation of the opportunities and risk.
For every thing in life, there is time and season for every one, so it is always good to get prepared for the opportunities.

My advise is that individual should relocate on personal reasons and not because your close friend or family member has travelled to the UK or Canada, The case varies and individual potentials, opportunities and luck varies.

A family of 4 that have truly "Japa" to the UK knows your total initial cost is highly exaggerated for the popular one-year masters.

1. School fees can be paid at an official rate (less than 500 nairas) and some schools require a 2k or 5k pounds deposit. This drops the tuition deposit to about 1m to 2.5m. If I assume a 5k deposit, it saves 2m nairas compared to yours.

2. For proof of funds (in interest), you need tuition balance + living expenses. Most school tuition is less than 13,000 pounds, and there are schools with less than 10000 pounds tuition. If you deposit 5000 pounds (2.5m nairas) for a 13,000-pound school, you will need about 8000 pounds (4m nairas) more for the tuition balance. You will also need 29,000 pounds for living expenses for a family of 4 outside London. (29,000+8000) pounds= 37,000 pounds (about 17.5m naira). At 3.5% interest, 17.5m naira will yield 612,500 naira. Saves about 1.9 million nairas compared to yours.


To-be continued..
All the best.!
Peace

You have made so much sense in this piece, as for me and my family, we are going no where. How can i make 19m in Nigeria and use everything to japa. If i can make 19m here then i can make more. My children can go and study but me am going no where. This country is blessed and resourceful. If i travel at all is just on vacation.

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Religion / Re: 7 Things Killing Your Prayer Life. by jameshow: 10:34am On Nov 13, 2022
Wilddove:
Lol.. Prayer doesn't work stop deceiving yourself

You have died just that you have not yet been buried

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Politics / Re: Presidency: You’re Not Custodian Of Rivers Vote – Atiku Tells Wike by jameshow: 9:49am On Nov 09, 2022
Family / Re: I Saw A Dead Family Friend Two Years Later by jameshow: 5:24am On Oct 29, 2022
Onetenth:
yeah same thing I was told by lot of people. He was trying to pass a message to me, but why did he disappear after seeing me? Honestly I'm still not myself, I can't sleep alone in my room

Bro do you have any of the pics before he was killed
Business / Re: Bank Of Industry Loan At 10% Interest Rate Per Annum And 6 Months Moratorium by jameshow: 5:46pm On Oct 10, 2022
If you are into the laundry and dry cleaning business you can also get in touch with us via our number. You stand a chance of getting support from BOI.
Business / Re: Bank Of Industry Loan At 10% Interest Rate Per Annum And 6 Months Moratorium by jameshow: 5:40pm On Oct 10, 2022
Good afternoon everyone,

If you are a woman and you are into cosmetology and you have all the required licenses that allow you to operate in Nigeria,

You can get in touch if you need financial support from the Bank of industry.

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