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Cotisure:
OBYNOCANDY2017!!!
All Nairalanders are invited to my Traditional marriage which by God's grace, will hold as follows:
DATE: Saturday December 16th, 2017
VENUE: Mr Cosmas Azubugwu's compound, Ohukabia, Uhuobo Okija
TIME: 12 Noon
Rice and Stew Very Plenty for all Nairalanders.

See pictures below.

Guy, so na u dey chop my cousin all this while?

Congrats and Happy married life though. See you on that day.

[quote author=Soren4 post=63175030][/quote]Most girlfriends were wooed while they were still in relationships, same with guys. If you love him and he ticks your boxes, go for him except he is married to the girl or the girl is your friend.

TonyeBarcanista:
This is a victory to PDP and Nigeria!!!


Though I'm still in Eagles Square...

UP Secondus

What are you doing in Eagle square? Is APDA also doing their convention there?

Gbadegesin19:
Which football player made a particular shirt number unique to you?
For me it's Christano Ronaldo 7
And Jay Jay Okocha 10.
Then David DeGea 1.

Jay Jay didn't make the number 10 shirt unique, Pele did.

exlinkleads:
The ongoing PDP Convention "Elective National Convention of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP " experienced a mild drama when Senator Buruji Kashamu, Ogun East was chased out of the Stand of his state.

Senator Kashamu who was dressed in white kaftan, shinning blue shoes and dark glass to match who arrived at the Ogun state Stand, was welcomed with shouts of go away and to respect himself, he left with his supporters.

To find refuge, the Senator went to the next stand which is Ondo, but the delegates there also drove him away. Senator Buruji Kashamu finally got accommodated by the Osun State delegates where he sat in between the former National Secretary of PDP, Professor Wale Oladipo and Senator Felix Ogunwale.

Earlier in the day, there was a similar scenario at the Ekiti Stand when delegates shouted at another delegate who was already sited to stand up and leave the stand.

The Ekiti delegates who are apparently loyal to the governor, Ayodele Fayose went to a serving member, Ekiti State House of Assembly, Honourable Oni Olamide, Ijero/ Ekin / Efon constituency who was already seated, tried to drag him out, but he resisted it.




more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/12/pdp-convention-2017-delegates-chase-out.html

cc mynd44 lalasticlala dominique

He is working for Ali Modu Sheriff.

python1:
Lol.
Isaac Damian Ezirim from Lagos
Kennedy from calabar
Hauwa Ojeifo from Lagos
Una weldone, we are proud of you.

Itinerant Ugandan jews viewing this thread right now,

Python1 now confirming that the Igbos own Lagos. Thanks my man.

babajeje123:
Congratulations

Cheers buddy.

python1:
Have you ever heard of the word "refugees"? Pls find out the meaning, thank me later.

Refugees don't live this way except you mean the Yorubas are now refugees in their own land.

Alariiwo:
That "almajiri" is abroad trained, a former governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria.. I don't think you understand what that means.

What achievements does your igwe have? Most likely a school cert fail or highest university/ poly dropout who just sits his irrelevant ass down in his palace all year round.

Go look up Igwe Achebe profile and then come back.

Meanwhile "abroad trained" you stated up there is Sudan.

babajeje123:
Can you ask them to go and boost the population of their states
Can you ask them to go and boost the population of their states?

They are there to conquer territories.

ShinnBet:
The controversy that trailed the highly disputed and controversial 2005 National Censors breakdown has finally been put to rest with the Yorubas finally conceding to the fact that indeed, Kano is more populous than Lagos.

You may ask when and where did the Yorubas unanimously concede Lagos top population spot to Kano where it is well documented that the Yorubas have been at the forefront disputing the series of fraud censors first conducted by the British prior to independence and that the last 2005 censors which saw Kano topping as the most populous state was greeted with much condemnation by the Yorubas?

Well, the Yorubas have since agreed that Kano tops Lagos in terms of population back in 2015 where the north put good use of the fraudulent censors figures to rig-in Buhari and the APC into power.

Kano gave Buhari 1.9 million votes in the last election out of a total of 2 million votes counted. Mind you, this turnout figure recorded for Kano in the last presidential election, equates exactly with the total registered voters in that state. So in a nut shell, Kano did not record one single absentee vote nor voided votes! Incredible! That means all registered voters in Kano with INEC have been well and hearty since the return of democracy up to 2015. It seems to live long in Kano, you need a voters card. Also, the fact that no casted vote recorded in Kano was declared void by INEC also points to the fact that Kano voters must be one of the most political savvy and intelligent beings in Nigeria.

The fact that the Yorubas never even batted an eye over this great fraud committed at the polls by the APC all because they wanted their ceremonial stooge Osinbanjo in Aso Rock put rest t the Yoruba claim of Lagos being the MOST populous state!

But that isn't the saddest thing about Yoruba deft silence over the Kano rigging but rather the fact that the same Yorubas defended the results coming out of Kano in their blind desperation to have their Osinbanjo VP (Vulture Presidency).

The most ironical aspect about the Yoruba support for this fraud isn't the fact alone that they were ready to dump the argument on Lagos population superiority but the fact that almost immediately Buhari took over, the same North used the same fraudulent elections to dismiss the Yoruba voter contribution to a Buhari presidency.

In what we can best be described as a show of his popularity, Buhari yesterday, headed to Kano to a massive crowd of his fanatical supporters in that state, echoing his readiness to repeat the same rigging he did in 2015 AGAIN in 2019.

When you support injustice or keep quiet, it will surely come back and haunt you.

Today, the Yorubas have lost their relevance in every aspect of our socio-political sphere and all this points to the great delusion (inspired by hate) that took over them in 2015.

The population of Lagos is mainly boosted by the Igbo people.

TonyeBarcanista:
The message that is circulating on WhatsApp and other social medium by loyalist and supporters of a Chairmanship Aspirant alleging that there are plans to prevent supporters of their principal, who are Planning Committee members to the PDP National Convention from gaining access to the Convention ground is false and mischievous and far from the resemblance of truth.

At no time did the Chairman, National Convention Planning Committee, His Excellency, Governor Ifeanyi Okowa or any leaders of the Planning Committee and Subcommittees conceived, informed or instructed that any member of the Convention Planning Committee be prevented from gaining entrance into the Eagles Square, venue of the planned Convention.

The true position is that ONLY committee members that are actively participating in committee meetings and activities will be accredited to gain entrance into the Convention ground.

This position doesn't target any specific committee member but instead encouraged all members to join hands so as to work for the success of the National Convention.



By: Inioribo Tamunotonye Solomon
Member, Publicity Subcommittee,
PDP National Convention Planning Committee

Bro, are you no longer in APDA?

NgeneUkwenu:
Sometime ago, we were regaled on how it wasn't a custom for a King to leave his palace to welcome any visiting Head of State...

Obi of Onitsha literally disrespected the office of president, when he came calling in Anambra State last month...some people justified it and claimed An emir is not expected to leave his palace for a visiting president, then why should an Obi do that..

Anyway this picture says otherwise...

If the almajiri chooses to do so, that's his cuppa tea. We stand with our Igwe.

AntiWailer:
Lol.

This guy's madness is real.

Isaiah for a man who bragged about grabbing a woman by her pusssy

Read verses 4 & 5 again.

Because he had people to create a hashtag.

Imagine email what would have been hus fate had he been an ordinary man roaming the street?

Poor attempt at parody.

NgeneUkwenu:
Fighter Jets?? IPOB YOOts are going to be disappointed....

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daddio:
WHERE ARE THE FOOLS WHO ALWAYS SHOUT "AFONJA"!?

Well, Igbos students make up majority of the 15 who were selected for the fins interview.

ibkgab001:
They are coming for him soon I mean those that always called us Afonja and imagine how Flat their heads are like a flat beer


PROUDLY AFONJA

Did you bother to check that Igbos took 33.3% of total number of finalists?

Buratai will share the same cell with Charles Taylor.

wordcat:
You forgot to tell them that all those things were achieved with just 20 pounds!

They know already.

tsdarkside:
sooo,this is all what you care about...?...defeat another tribe in mediocrity.........

And all you care about is the presidency while your people wallow in poverty?

tsdarkside:
present your candidate....where is he or she....??...

who is it?...am confused...

is it okorocha that you dont like or obiano that you dont like too...who is it...??...

you are demanding for things but you are not even ready for it....

I repeat again, we do not give a rat as who the president is as long as these pics renin the norm.

EMPEROR48:
[color=#000099][/color]My fellow nairalanders, or my good brothers and sisters I thank you all for your comment and good advice well to those who are yet to marry I will advice you stop making comments on marital issues because some of you are yet to format your brains on family life. Those who were spilling rubish by the time u ever get married you will know what life is all about. Those who said I shouldn't lay a finger on my wife may you always have great joy in all ur endeavours, those who thought my wife was cheating on me, well I didn't marry such a woman because were she came from, once you cheat its either she dies or I the man will fall sick if I ever eat her food. So creating was never an option, I was so much angry because at least she shouldn't have encode what I know about already, my anger is why would she ever do such a thing, what is she trying to portray?
Now to the main thing that happened on Sunday of 3rd December. I woke up in the morning around 5am I didn't even know how I managed to sleep but I saw myself in the morning on Sunday so I dash to the bathroom did the usual routine and ate a little akpo also known as 6to6, got dressed and off I go .... straight to the hospital to see my wife sick sister who was admitted the previous day and also my wife who was at her bed side although. When I got to the ward they place her, my wife greeted me and I answer her with a frowned face. Then she was like what s going on we were happy the previous day so whats this change of expression? So we were there till about 2pm when suddenly her sister demanded for lucozade boost then both of us went out to get it then I said this is my chance to confront her, suddenly she glanced at my finger and discovered I was not putting on my wedding ring, then she gave me the best opportunity to send my missile by askin me were is ur ring?

Dude, this post is incomplete.

Jochabed:
The honest truth is that Atiku won't win come 2019.

Keep your honest truth to yourself ma.

13ShadesOfMay:
5. The Obi of Ontisha’s Palace

Located in Onitsha the commercial nerve center of Anambra State, this palace plays residence to Igwe Nnaemeka Achebe, the obi of Onitsha.


http://pulse.ng/lifestyle/food-travel-arts-culture/5-stunning-royal-palaces-in-nigeria-id7663823.html

Bros eh. When did All Saints Cathedral Onitsha become Obi of Onitsha's palace?

MayorofLagos:
You should. There are politicians in Nigeria, and there are political godfathers in Nigeria.

Atiku is not a political godfather....he is not even a politician.....he is a political failure!

Atiku needs a politician to sponsor him. Then his political sponsor needs a godfather to endorse him.

Can you get it? You see how far he has to go?

Look, follow me so you can learn a thing or two about real politicking in Nigeria.

How does this relate to my post?

Alcatraz005:
Atiku irrespective of the corruption allegations hanging on his neck is a good candidate any day anytime who can give Buhari a run for his money already but he has a new problem:the igbos have already hijacked his campaign and seek to be made VP. With this problem, Atiku is already seen as an anathema in the SW, a very important voting block in Nigeria. The Hausas would also have an aversion to him seeing that the groundswell of his support is from the east.

The solution now is for Atiku to choose a VP candidate from either the SS/SW. I would urge he chooses his candidate from the SS as Yoruba already have the VP spot with osibanjo and it might not look well if another Yoruba man is chosen as his VP candidate. However, if Atiku chooses Fayose as his VP, Buhari would have a lot of problems as Fayose is Christian and more radical than the Pastor we have there now. The Atiku campaign with Fayose on the ticket can also play on the religious bias of the Buhari Presidency. That would give the campaign more gravitas and bite.

Conversely, if Atiku wants to end his political career in disgrace and lose very surely and easily to Buhari, he can choose an Igbo VP and incur the wrath of millions of Nigerians.

This is my own analysis of the Atiku conundrum in 2019.

NB: I have not addressed the problem posed by Obasanjo so I can be excused on that score.

Once again let me repeat, the Igbo people do not give a rat ass who the president or vp is as long as attached pics remain the norm

imhotep:
http://thepatientfactor.com/canadian-health-care-information/world-health-organizations-ranking-of-the-worlds-health-systems/

World Health Organization Ranking; The World’s Health Systems

1 France
2 Italy
3 San Marino
4 Andorra
5 Malta
6 Singapore
7 Spain
8 Oman
9 Austria
10 Japan
11 Norway
12 Portugal
13 Monaco
14 Greece
15 Iceland
16 Luxembourg
17 Netherlands
18 United Kingdom
19 Ireland
20 Switzerland
21 Belgium
22 Colombia
23 Sweden
24 Cyprus
25 Germany
26 Saudi Arabia
27 United Arab Emirates
28 Israel
29 Morocco
30 Canada
31 Finland
32 Australia
33 Chile
34 Denmark
35 Dominica
36 Costa Rica
37 USA
38 Slovenia
39 Cuba
40 Brunei
41 New Zealand
42 Bahrain
43 Croatia
44 Qatar
45 Kuwait
46 Barbados
47 Thailand
48 Czech Republic
49 Malaysia
50 Poland
51 Dominican Republic
52 Tunisia
53 Jamaica
54 Venezuela
55 Albania
56 Seychelles
57 Paraguay
58 South Korea
59 Senegal
60 Philippines
61 Mexico
62 Slovakia
63 Egypt
64 Kazakhstan65 Uruguay
66 Hungary
67 Trinidad and Tobago
68 Saint Lucia
69 Belize
70 Turkey
71 Nicaragua
72 Belarus
73 Lithuania
74 Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
75 Argentina
76 Sri Lanka
77 Estonia
78 Guatemala
79 Ukraine
80 Solomon Islands
81 Algeria
82 Palau
83 Jordan
84 Mauritius
85 Grenada
86 Antigua and Barbuda
87 Libya
88 Bangladesh
89 Macedonia
90 Bosnia-Herzegovina
91 Lebanon
92 Indonesia
93 Iran
94 Bahamas
95 Panama
96 Fiji
97 Benin
98 Nauru
99 Romania
100 Saint Kitts and Nevis
101 Moldova
102 Bulgaria
103 Iraq
104 Armenia
105 Latvia
106 Yugoslavia
107 Cook Islands
108 Syria
109 Azerbaijan
110 Suriname
111 Ecuador
112 India
113 Cape Verde
114 Georgia
115 El Salvador
116 Tonga
117 Uzbekistan
118 Comoros
119 Samoa
120 Yemen
121 Niue
122 Pakistan
123 Micronesia
124 Bhutan
125 Brazil
126 Bolivia
127 Vanuatu128 Guyana
129 Peru
130 Russia
131 Honduras
132 Burkina Faso
133 Sao Tome and Principe
134 Sudan
135 Ghana
136 Tuvalu
137 Ivory Coast
138 Haiti
139 Gabon
140 Kenya
141 Marshall Islands
142 Kiribati
143 Burundi
144 China
145 Mongolia
146 Gambia
147 Maldives
148 Papua New Guinea
149 Uganda
150 Nepal
151 Kyrgystan
152 Togo
153 Turkmenistan
154 Tajikistan
155 Zimbabwe
156 Tanzania
157 Djibouti
158 Eritrea
159 Madagascar
160 Vietnam
161 Guinea
162 Mauritania
163 Mali
164 Cameroon
165 Laos
166 Congo
167 North Korea
168 Namibia
169 Botswana
170 Niger
171 Equatorial Guinea
172 Rwanda
173 Afghanistan
174 Cambodia
175 South Africa
176 Guinea-Bissau
177 Swaziland
178 Chad
179 Somalia
180 Ethiopia
181 Angola
182 Zambia
183 Lesotho
184 Mozambique
185 Malawi
186 Liberia
187 Nigeria
188 Democratic Republic of the Congo
189 Central African Republic
190 Myanmar

Source: World Health Organization (WHO)

Portugal where 1 nurse looks after 40 patients above UK? I have my doubts.