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Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Delicious Bread Bakery Closed Down In Ogudu Lagos After Divorce by Janetozi(f): 2:03pm On Oct 26, 2014
What makes the bread so special and delicious, that people are rushing it and tagged it "Ini delicious bread"?

Was the bread baked in an oven or coven? wink
Celebrities / Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by Janetozi(f): 1:43pm On Oct 26, 2014
kelvinnn:
i nid *htc one m8* i dont hv money... but i want to swap with 3 brand new phones... 1.brand new white galaxy star
2. brand nokia lumia 520
3. brand new bb bold3 all in pack.
if u are in Lagos whatsapp me: 08075753750
show me the receipt of those phones or i will tag it a ......
Celebrities / Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by Janetozi(f): 1:37pm On Oct 26, 2014
boombay:
please who is lola omotayo?... is she the minister for defense?undecidedplease i don't know this because i schooled in France.
hey! Bombay, this is not a forum for Kids.

Will u log out and drop ur daddy's phone for him.

U should be reading for ur entrance Exam and not logging into adult's forum to comment nonsense.

***this is total lack of parental guidance.

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Celebrities / Re: See Peter Okoyes Beautiful Wife, Lola Omotayo 10 Years Ago by Janetozi(f): 1:13pm On Oct 26, 2014
Even the op is confuse, he doesn't know which is Lola, else he would have said initially.

I think the ladies on the pix should introduce themselves to us, so we will know which one is Lola.
Celebrities / Re: Peter Of Psquare And Annie Idibia Now A Owner Of Gold Plated Iphone (pix) by Janetozi(f): 10:09am On Oct 18, 2014
ayusco85:
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's
burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with
tradition.
A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get".
The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".
The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this incase it's not enough."
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!
of all the tribes in Nigerian, can u now see that igbos are the most sensible?

Igbos are embodiment of wisdom, we are from "KING SOLOMON'S" lineage.

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Travel / Re: Colombia Places Travel Ban On Nigeria, 4 Other African Nations because of Ebola by Janetozi(f): 9:43am On Oct 17, 2014
What Colombia fear most might come upon her and i bet it wouldn't be from Niger because, Ebola have been Eradicated from Nigerian and is gone for ever.

They should include U.S. On that list because ebola have travelled to U.S.

But wait o!
Who want to travel to Colombia?
Celebrities / Re: Osuofia Vs Saka: Who Is The Better Comedian? by Janetozi(f): 7:07am On Oct 16, 2014
Rubbish!


Tomorrowm, this rubbish will make fp again.
Romance / Re: How Do You React To An Accidental Kiss by Janetozi(f): 10:40pm On Oct 12, 2014
I have not been kissed by accident neither have i kiss accident before.

I am not even in a relationship with accident, me and accident are not in good terms.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Tiwa Savage: Who Is Hotter & Classier? by Janetozi(f): 4:04pm On Oct 12, 2014
lalasticlala:
The two are among the most celebrated female entertainers in Nigeria.

While Genevieve Nnaji is the most celebrated actress, Tiwa is the most celebrated female singer for now.

So who is hotter and classier?



op u wicked, cut Tiwa's coat according to her size naw (that is if u are her tailor of fashion designer)

comparing Tiwa to Genny is a mockery to Tiwa.

Lalastical! U just want to mock Tiwa, say the truth.

Even Tiwa herself will not deny or argue that Genny is hotter, Classic and more beautiful.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Tiwa Savage: Who Is Hotter & Classier? by Janetozi(f): 4:02pm On Oct 12, 2014
lalasticlala:
The two are among the most celebrated female entertainers in Nigeria.

While Genevieve Nnaji is the most celebrated actress, Tiwa is the most celebrated female singer for now.

So who is hotter and classier?



op u wicked, cut Tiwa's coat according to her size naw (that is if u are her tailor of fashion designer)

comparing Tiwa to Genny is a mockery to Tiwa.

Lalastical! U just want to mock Tiwa, say the truth.

Even Tiwa herself will not deny or argue that Genny is hotter, Classic and more beautiful.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Empress Njamah Has Launched Her Own Clothing Line by Janetozi(f): 10:37am On Oct 11, 2014
I Wish HOE whatever she wish herself.
Celebrities / Re: I Have No Boyfriend And Am Not Looking For One Either - Genevieve Nnaji by Janetozi(f): 7:59am On Oct 10, 2014
I smell lies, geny is no telling the truth & i understand her reasons, she is concerned about what ppl will say.
Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker: I haven't Contracted Ebola by Janetozi(f): 7:28pm On Oct 09, 2014
kimond101:
Thought there's now cure for Ebola
Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker: I haven't Contracted Ebola by Janetozi(f): 7:27pm On Oct 09, 2014
kimond101:
Thought there's now cure for Ebola
so? Should we now have a carefree attitude toward Ebola?

Prevention is better than cure
Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker: I haven't Contracted Ebola by Janetozi(f): 7:14pm On Oct 09, 2014
daresma93:
abeg van vicker na beg i dey beg u no try enter nigeria ooo because na shoot on sight b our new policy oooo ehen i don talk my own
pls don't shoot him o, because if he die, my heart will be broken.
Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Janetozi(f): 6:55pm On Oct 09, 2014
papiforreal:



blockhead.. Your signature has said it all. You can't not see anything beyond religious circle.
your mother is block head.

Thunder fire u and you unborn generation for lacking manners.

Is it by force to eat salah meat ni?

Stupi!d element, untamed animal, mass assisted mugu.

Note my signature and user name because any other day u insult me, i will not only insult u back, i will also tell u exactly how ur useless mother kept her leg and gave birth to u. Ewu.
Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Janetozi(f): 6:40pm On Oct 09, 2014
calaharry:


...hah hah ! I like d way you defend this ,because it sounds so hilarious.
The suya man who is also a sallah man as usual gives you suya to eat and you relish it on other days,but on sallah day you abstain (fast) from visiting the sallah man for your usual suya. How hallarious my dear. You see ileya meat is not the problem,may be because you don't know the meaning of ileya,(it means it's time to travel home to celebrate... Fr d little Yoruba I know). I can only agree with u if and only if you can say u saw them in a place where they are pouring libations,evoking demonic spirits and worshiping idols like cults and fraternities. Did you see such? I don't think dt is wht Muslims do, because I hav studied them and any evil sect or religion operates in the darkness, not in broaday light because they hav deep secrets. Infact as you know the Bible is not a secret book, the quoran is not a secret bk,the Upanishads is not a secret bk, all these are generational witness account of peoples encounter with the Almighty, written in their different perception and language. But you choose which one connects u to God by seeking the kingdom of God(spiritually) E.g if they ask who is GEJ,you say ur own anoda psn wil says his own etc. Am not Muslim but my peace from God tells me DT am a true child of God Almighty in spirit and in truth. Pls this not a sermon section, but just inform u dy I don't deceive myself because am not perfect but strive to attain perfection because am led to make the right choice.
stop wasting ur time because no matter how hard u try to confuse me, i still will never eat it.

End of deception.
Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Janetozi(f): 4:43pm On Oct 09, 2014
calaharry:

You really amaze me with ur boost,but you eat suya everywhere from the hands of mallams who scream Allah-gu-ha-pao praying five times a day towards Maca. Can you deny this fact my dear?
What you demonize bcoms a demon to you and what you sermonize bcoms a sermon to you. Don't say it the way u feel angered,say it the way Christ demonstrated it which identifies a christ-Ian. grin
the animal used for suya meatand the ram killed on salah day are killed for different intention.

I will never eat it.
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Funny Reaction To The Food In DUBAI (photos) by Janetozi(f): 12:08pm On Oct 09, 2014
balogundayo:

Guy!!! U tok dey lie...
U downloaded pictures from the Internet nd claim to be the food u wer served in "china" (bloody ass liar)... The second picture has fulldhamman.com watermarked on it...

Chai... I knew instantly u wer lying before i even saw the pictures....
#growup!
see as shame leave Englishamrt de catch me!

Must you disgrace him ln this manner

can't some1 lie and go free again?
Celebrities / Re: Tope Alabi Debunks Mermaid Spirit Confession Audio Tape On Faaji FM by Janetozi(f): 6:41pm On Oct 08, 2014
Enemies of progress at work, God pass them.
Religion / Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by Janetozi(f): 3:08pm On Oct 05, 2014
otijah:
today man of God vex say he will collect the offering in his palm so he can identify those with 10 and 20 naira offering, o boy u need to come see confusion for church, all those guys with 20 and 50 naira just dey confuse, cause e don tey wey d man dey complain about that kind of ofering to God. People just dey run outside as ofering time reach even me
what kind of embarrassment is that, if i were one of the members, that would be my last time of attending that church.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Should Never Apologise For On Nairaland by Janetozi(f): 1:47pm On Oct 05, 2014
It means "it is non of your business"
basille:
Abeg wetin be the meaning of kokanye?
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Should Never Apologise For On Nairaland by Janetozi(f): 1:46pm On Oct 05, 2014
3kay945:


What the hell is gbagun detector? Is it a new software
i don't even know, all i know is that he detect and disgrace ppl with wrong grammatical expression.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Should Never Apologise For On Nairaland by Janetozi(f): 1:46pm On Oct 05, 2014
3kay945:


What the hell is gbagun detector? Is it a new software
i don't even know, all i know is that he detect and disgrace ppl with bad grammatical expression.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Should Never Apologise For On Nairaland by Janetozi(f): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
"Gbagaun detector" i hope u have taken Note of that no 3 point?

For God sake, leave and my grammar alone, e no concern you.

I wanted to church today, but i was not stayed till closing time because hunger is hungering me.

So i go to eat and after eating, cold started colding me.

I don't eventually know what is wrong with me, i am feeling out of palace. Because i am feeling week, my whole body is week.

Happy Sunday to every1

***Gbagaun beware***
Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Janetozi(f): 3:55am On Oct 05, 2014
calaharry:

If they pronounce that for themselves, you pronounce Jesus Christ to yourself. Equation balanced, let your belief be personal to your heart and not a weapon of canal warfare.
Are you saying because a Muslim Sanusi CBN gov worships Allah and signed Nigeria currency that you won't use money to eat or work? Jesus did not tell us to engage physically,only some misguided preachers are propagating their philosophies.
na longer throat go kill you. Ole ni e. Stop trying to reconcile darkness with light because, it won't work.

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Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Janetozi(f): 3:36am On Oct 05, 2014
I will never eat meat sacrificed to idol QED.
calaharry:

If they pronounce that for themselves, you pronounce Jesus Christ to yourself. Equation balanced, let your belief be personal to your heart and not a weapon of canal warfare.
Are you saying because a Muslim Sanusi CBN gov worships Allah and signed Nigeria currency that you won't use money to eat or work? Jesus did not tell us to engage physically,only some misguided preachers are propagating their philosophies.
Religion / Re: Is It Okay For A Christian To Eat Ileya Meat? by Janetozi(f): 1:11am On Oct 05, 2014
I will never eat any meat slaughtered upon the pronouncement of the name "Allah" or the name of any other gods or demon.

No way
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Adamawa Residents On Sallah Day by Janetozi(f): 5:52pm On Oct 04, 2014
Princecharmin:
serious pain nt only to ur butt but to d world at large...imagine them askn if u accept islam as ur only religion b4 u cn wish them well in their barka de sallah thread Like dafuq
they will have to drag me to hell and back 100 x 100 b4 i will even think of accepting Islam. I click on NO.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 70 Adamawa Residents On Sallah Day by Janetozi(f): 12:17pm On Oct 04, 2014
While others are sacrificing ram to Allah, they are sacrificing innocent blood to Allah who knows nothing about creation.

We heaviness and sorrow in my heart, i wish u Muslims happy salah, what else can i say?

***Islam is a pain on my ass,***
Family / Re: Which Is Worse? A Cheating Or Nagging Wife by Janetozi(f): 3:28am On Oct 04, 2014
A nagging husband is preferable to a cheating husband.

Like the saying goes "silence is the best answer to a fool"

whenever he start nagging just ignore him and he will get tired sooner than u expect.

Or when he starts nagging, just exclaim "oh, this dog have started barking again! As if u don't know that he is the one nagging. I assure u that he will stop nagging

but a cheating husband? God forbid. The cheating could be as a bad blood that runs in the vain.

A cheating husband can play away match and have many children outside and u will only get to know them when his will was to be read after his death.

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