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Politics / Re: Ekiti Teachers Curse Governor Fayose Over Xmas Gifts by Janetozi(f): 7:40am On Dec 26, 2014
Bruhahahahahahahaha,

waste of money, time and energy all because of immature fowl of how much?.

It would have been better that u did not promise them Christmas awoof than to promise and disappoint them in anyway.

They will never vote for u again and it is all ur fault, u have just signed ur failure.

***how can some people travel to a long distance all because of fowl, how much if fowl***

longer throat!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Christmas Tragedy As Medical Doctor Dies In Inferno by Janetozi(f): 8:22pm On Dec 25, 2014
What a sad new, every Christmas will bring back a sad memory of the doc death to the family.

RIP Dr

may God grant the family the fortitude to bear the lost

2014, may u never see our end IJN. We will be the one to see ur end because we saw ur beginning.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Popular Nigerian Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Shows Off His New Man. by Janetozi(f): 6:00am On Dec 25, 2014
God made them "Adam and Eve" but devil made them Adam and Adamlyn.

The devil can complement his work on them by giving them a beast as an offspring, any man that have a sexual intercourse with another man should be conceived with a wild beast like Satan their maker.

I think it has started happening, i saw a pregnant man two days ago.
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Team Wishes Nigerians A Merry Christmas (Photo) by Janetozi(f): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2014
God forbid that this man should win.

And beside, imagine his kind of name "Buhari" o ga e buharị na onodu ojo, if he wins.

GEJ till 2015.
Politics / Re: Full Text Of President Jonathan’s Christmas Message To The Nation by Janetozi(f): 6:56pm On Dec 24, 2014
IKJ66:
IKJ6:6~ in all ur votings,never vote GEJ ........................................................ GMB 2015
if possible, i will vote him with both my left and right hand.

GEJ till 2019, Buhari should go and die.
Romance / Re: Please What Do You Think I Should Do Leave Or Continue? by Janetozi(f): 3:49pm On Dec 24, 2014
That shows that the guy does not love u.

He have no respect for u.

And from the description u gave about him, that guy must be involved in a dubious business like 419/yahoo or arm robbery.

Or what does he do for a living?

Things will get worst after marriage, so u better get out of that relationship while it is not yet late.

Or do u want to hear from amadioha before u will know what to do?

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Christmas Traditions From Nigeria And Other Parts Of The World by Janetozi(f): 12:56pm On Dec 24, 2014
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Family / Re: Baby Falls Off Mum’s Back On Okada, Crushed By Truck by Janetozi(f): 10:23am On Dec 24, 2014
Just four months on earth and he is back to heaven where he came from, 9 months labour & 4 months nursing became a vain. God forbid, not our portion

RIP to the baby.
Romance / Re: He Just Discover The Girl He Is Dating Has Marine Spirit/emere Advise Please by Janetozi(f): 8:46am On Dec 24, 2014
segzicres:
so people actually believe in spirit husband/wife? Africa still has a long way to go. pastors have been playing this psychological games with our minds and we just let them.
pastor? Did u read from the op's story that a pastor was involved?

Ok, who is the pastor in that story? The op's friend or his girlfriend?

Spirit husband and wife are real, it is not a psychological game.

And who do u know that it only exist in African, how many people do u know from the western world?

How many of the have u discuss the issue of marine spirit with and they tell u that it does not exist in their country?

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Romance / Re: He Just Discover The Girl He Is Dating Has Marine Spirit/emere Advise Please by Janetozi(f): 8:29am On Dec 24, 2014
Allureoftheseas:
you want help? let me give you alittle tip; tell your gf to buy fanta. tell her not to drink it. she should be alone and do this in her compound. tell her to open the fanta and say the following prayers "my spirit husband, i was told you are disturbing and driving away my lovers, if you are really responsible, i want you to give me space and bless me and stop disturbing my physical lover(call her lovers name) if you do this i will come back fully prepared to please you" after this prayers she should pour the fanta anywhere in her compound. she will have a dream the following night of the spirit husbands leaving. NOTE: this is not permanent freedom. go to a church a strong one and bind the spirit or use a strong native doc to appease the spirit or come to me if ypu cant find any.
are u sure u are not the spiritual husband of that lady?

So u want her to appease and beg u with fanta before u can leave her alone?

What of akara, banana and groundnut, am aware that u pple from marine world love that too, right?

Whosoever that wants to be set completely free from Devil, witches, demons, marine spirit and Leviathan show never appease them nor begged them to leave them alone.

What they need is spiritual battle that will bring deliverance not appeasement.

When u appease them that means u have accepted defeat and their lordship over u.
































@op, don't listen to this boy o, that is the worst thing to do.

Tell ur frd to that the girl to a deliverance church.

She too should be praying every night before going to bed. Midnight prayer will help a lot.

spiritual husband and wife a for Christians who are too lazy to pray.
Crime / Re: Kano Child-Bride Confesses To Killing Husband With Rat Poison (Pictured) by Janetozi(f): 6:25pm On Dec 23, 2014
kenex4ever:
guy u never c 13 or 14yrs old prostitute? But
Under age marriage is very bad.
are u refferinq to ur sisters?

U mean ur sister started prostitution at the age of 13 & 14?

Sorry dear, that is a different ball game here. Ur sisters started prostituting either because they are possessed by evil spirit to the extent that they can't control their sexual urge. They can't just afford spending a day without selling their body for money. & they enjoy what they are doing.

But this poor girl case is different, the man would have destroy her womb with his oversized peni!s, that is y she killed him.
Crime / Re: Kano Child-Bride Confesses To Killing Husband With Rat Poison (Pictured) by Janetozi(f): 6:01pm On Dec 23, 2014
chocmanne:

lol..... where did u get that from?
Mary was a teenager when she gave birth to Jesus
ewu! Mary was ripe for marriage, she was already engaged to be married to Joseph before she conceived by the power of the holy ghost and give birth to Jesus.

Stop looking for a way to paint ur evil religion Good.
Celebrities / Re: Actress Lola Alao's Best Friend, Becky Reportedly Snatches Her American Husband by Janetozi(f): 11:38am On Dec 22, 2014
This Rubbish of snatching another person's husband and wife is mostly peculiar to yoruba people and i don't know why. ;>

I wonder if this people are circumcised at all :@
Jokes Etc / Re: Pics Of The Day: .Describe This Guy In One Word! by Janetozi(f): 10:41pm On Dec 19, 2014
He have one thing in common with Mr Bean, and that is "mumuish"
Health / Re: Why Is It That Mad People Have Very Strong Immunity? by Janetozi(f): 2:12pm On Dec 13, 2014
Because God knows that if they fell sick, nobody will take them to the hospital and if they are being taken to hospital no doctor will like to attend to them.
Crime / Re: Imam Turned Robber Shaved Long Beard To Avoid Recognition [pictured] by Janetozi(f): 2:05pm On Dec 13, 2014
By their beard u shall know them, but this man is decided to act wise by shaving off his beard yet, he did not succeed.
Food / Re: Detailed Picture Tutorials On How To Cook Snails. by Janetozi(f): 1:57pm On Dec 13, 2014
onasa28:
Snail makes someone progress to b slow! That is my believe. No b fight ooO.
na lie joor.

It is not eating it, it is dreaming about it.

Either eating it or picking it in ur dream is not good because it means (slow progress) but not eating it physical

don't let ignorance deprived ur of this sweet delicacy o :*
Food / Re: Detailed Picture Tutorials On How To Cook Snails. by Janetozi(f): 1:49pm On Dec 13, 2014
Snails make more sense when they are well spice and friedwink

a very good complement for Okoro soup ganished with Ugba and smoked fished.
Travel / Re: Banana Island In Pictures by Janetozi(f): 10:40am On Dec 13, 2014
And i was expecting to see banana trees all over the land. undecided
Politics / Re: Nigeria Now The Second Most Dangerous Place On Earth To Live by Janetozi(f): 10:31am On Dec 13, 2014
So! Should we start running away?
Celebrities / Re: Happy 37th Birthday To Nollywood Actor Aki, Chinedu Ikedieze by Janetozi(f): 5:26pm On Dec 12, 2014
37!shocked this is unbelievable.

And i being ignorant of his age addresses him as a boy instead of a man.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Gets A New Tattoo, Shows It Off (photo) by Janetozi(f): 5:19pm On Dec 12, 2014
She can tattoo her eyeball for all i care.
Crime / Re: Wife Kills Husband Over N10 Tom-Tom Sweets. by Janetozi(f): 4:14pm On Dec 08, 2014
JeffreyJamez:
im i the only one noticing the absurd age difference? undecided
seriously, i am beginning to think that the woman was forced into marrying that man.

Something tells me she is not happy with the marriage, the age different is too much.

But still, that is not enough reason to kill the man na, witches are involved.
Crime / Re: Wife Kills Husband Over N10 Tom-Tom Sweets. by Janetozi(f): 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2014
This is not ordinary, she must be under spell.
Literature / Re: Intellectual Property Removed At Owner's Request by Janetozi(f): 12:53am On Dec 08, 2014
Very interesting & tear provoking. Well done.
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Is Ready To Get Married by Janetozi(f): 11:17pm On Dec 07, 2014
God forbid!
Celebrities / Re: ‘i’m One Of The Most ‘Toasted’ Girls In Nigeria’ – Delicious Crooner, Fragrance by Janetozi(f): 11:08pm On Dec 07, 2014
The toasters are toast-ing in vain except for those with fat bank account which is her ideal men,tongue

but i pity her because, when old age begins to tamper with her beauty & flatten her bre.ast, the toasted will become the toaster, and out of desperation, she can toast a truck-pusher.smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Top 12 Nigerian Artistes Who Moved From The Church (Choir) To Secular Music by Janetozi(f): 8:03am On Dec 07, 2014
It is not easy to be in Christ and remain in Christ. in-fact, it takes the grace of God and the love of Christ to remain steadfast in him while the god of Mammon is always at hand to tempt u with riches, wealth and becoming famous.

Besides, what people of this world need is hip pop. Something that will put them in the mood to rape, funicate, and do all manner of unholy act that is not acceptable to God and not Gospel music that can not "ginger their swagger" that is y Gospel music no de sell.

We will remember God only when we have problem8-) God understand, he is a merciful God.

But i tell u, all is vanity without
Christ.

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Health / Re: Baby Fainted While Crying by Janetozi(f): 10:24am On Dec 06, 2014
@Op what did u do about it?

Or did u just sprinkle the water and the baby wakes up and that ends it?

If u have not taken him to the hospital for examination do it now.

May God guild ur baby.

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Health / Re: Baby Fainted While Crying by Janetozi(f): 10:18am On Dec 06, 2014
macklef:
Hmmmm, be careful of that compound ur living o, maybe ur baby noise was desturbing

One of ur tenants n she just use remote to mute, pause and then play the baby















And people thought i had sense but see how am reasoning smh.
it is a pity, may the mighty hand of God do a miraculous work or ur sense so that there will be an improvement in Jesus name.

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Jokes Etc / Re: SHOCKING: Yam Tubers From The Gods [photo] by Janetozi(f): 4:49pm On Dec 05, 2014
Chop wetin? These yams that look like ofor.

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