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Christianity EtcRe: Peace Olanike Adeleke: ‘How Pastor Adeboye Anointed Me To Sing’ by Janetozi(f): 5:42pm On Mar 18, 2015
uselessgoat:
You look like a frustrated prostitute. No offense
thunder fire u goat!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Peace Olanike Adeleke: ‘How Pastor Adeboye Anointed Me To Sing’ by Janetozi(f): 5:31pm On Mar 18, 2015
uselessgoat:
undecided

islam is the one and only true religion where one can find peace according to our Holy prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

It's unfortunate you decided to leave the right path and join the infidels. It is better you turn around before the needful is done on your existence angry

May the will of Allah be done

God Bless all muslims
i don't expect a sensible comment from a uselessGoat.

U are a goat, as if that is not enough, u garnish it with uselessness.

U are as useless as ur religion :-
PoliticsRe: Nightmares On Benin-ore Road Before Goodluck's Tenure; See What GEJ Has Done! by Janetozi(f): 11:38am On Feb 25, 2015
realGURU:
Gej is a virus that penetrated and destroy the immunity of every sector of the nigerian govt , it can no longer tackle infections like insecurity, unemployment, lack o f electricity etc. An anti virus that been tested, proven, and trusted in the late 80s ,90s and still active today has been remembered and it will be auction on 28th of next month there4 use ur PVC smartly to purchase, store it and use untill all the infection unleashed by gej is treated and no new cases reported. .
GEJ is coming back again, we don't want any "NEGATIVE CHANGE"

stop being sooooo ungrateful.


Shoo Buhari!!!
FashionRe: Who Wore It Better; The Lady Or The Basket? by Janetozi(f): 10:30am On Feb 25, 2015
iwriterng:
Its not my place to judge people, if you don't like what you see, close your eyes and move on....
Tell me, can u walk along express with ur eyes closed just bcoz u saw a lady that dress indecently?


Don't try it, u might fell into a ditch/gutter or get involved in accident and i wonder the kind of excuses u will give u God if the accident is a fatal one.

The eye is ment to behold both good and evil bro!


The basket wore it better.
FashionRe: Can Someone Explain This Hairstyle To Me (photo) by Janetozi(f): 4:15am On Feb 25, 2015
Hairlicopter
FamilyRe: Man Reportedly Attempts To Marry Spiritual Wife In Ikoyi by Janetozi(f): 12:00pm On Feb 24, 2015
He should save himself from this un-necessary trouble and ask the wife to wed him in the spirit realm rather.
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Your Wife Use intimacy gadgets When You Are Away? by Janetozi(f): 6:52am On Feb 24, 2015
simplemach:
If she like make she use firewood self.
firewood will damage the virgi¡na naw.

U are wicked!
FamilyRe: Will You Allow Your Wife Use intimacy gadgets When You Are Away? by Janetozi(f): 6:43am On Feb 24, 2015
Whatever happens to self control¡
Jokes EtcRe: This Is What Happens When Your Fiancee Asks For A Colourful Wedding (photo) by Janetozi(f): 6:07am On Feb 24, 2015
Lies!!!

@op, This kian wedding can't happen in Nigeria, those pple don't even look like nigerians.
CelebritiesRe: Reasons Why Nigerian Actresses Find It Difficult To Marry (early) by Janetozi(f): 1:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
toluwaniyahoo:
till when are they going
to continue like this
cool
till "quarter to menopause" grin
PoliticsRe: Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe Campaigns In Style In The 1960s by Janetozi(f): 4:46pm On Feb 18, 2015
There is nothing funny about that pix.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Think Someone Can Actually Bewitch Or Curse Another Person? by Janetozi(f): 3:24pm On Feb 18, 2015
Gal 3:1 o foolish Galatians, who hath bewitched u, that ye should not obey the truth........

Act 8:9 but there was a certain man, called Simon, which beforetime in the same city use sorcery and bewitched the people of Samaria,......... tongue

it is real.
RomanceRe: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by Janetozi(f): 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2015
U should have seek the advice first b4 u importunate her.

Don't u think it is too late to be seeking advicehuh
Christianity EtcRe: Hilarious Nigerian Church Posters (Pictures) by Janetozi(f): 8:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
This tread makes fp late last yr, it is here again today.


In the next six month u will see it again on fp.

Ndị iberibe!!!
NYSCRe: Corper Drowned At Ibeno Beach In Akwa Ibom(Photo) by Janetozi(f): 2:08pm On Feb 15, 2015
This is the work of marine spirit.

R.I.P
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus & Daniel Ademinokan, Her Man Celebrate Val In A Romantic Way -pic by Janetozi(f): 7:26am On Feb 15, 2015
Shameless!!!
SportsRe: Chified Shows Off Her Muscles by Janetozi(f): 5:35am On Feb 15, 2015
God forbid!!!

How can a woman be this manly structured
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of President Jonathan 8th Presidential Media Chat Today by Janetozi(f): 8:18am On Feb 12, 2015
siraj1402:
Of what benefit?A president that can't give us the definition of corruption but start manipulating things.
corruption is dishonest or illegal behavior of people in authority.

Examples of corruption:
forging of certificate
falsification of age
accepting of bribes
etc.

Hope u have learnhuh
PoliticsRe: Prof. Osinbajo Blast Jonathan After Presidential Media Chat by Janetozi(f): 7:20am On Feb 12, 2015
cramjones:
For those that support GEJ, I pray God blesses your kids with the kind of brain GEJ has! Can I hear an Amen to wishing for the lowest IQ brain for a President.

Can't wait. March4Buhari!

-CramJones
and may God bless u with Abok! Shine my shoe children like Buhari.

May ur children never be able to prove the Education qualifications like Buhari.

Say "amen"

One thing i will not wish ur children is that they have "internal sickness' like Buhari, i am not that wicked.
HealthRe: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by Janetozi(f): 3:53am On Feb 12, 2015
Who is the lady u have been sleeping with?
CrimeRe: Police Nab 27-yr-old Serial Rapist In Calabar by Janetozi(f): 8:57am On Feb 11, 2015
He deserve to die a slow & painful death, he should be dealt with, without mercy.


Beast incarnate.
Science/TechnologyRe: Kpakpando Akaeze, World Science Champion From Nigeria (Photo) by Janetozi(f): 8:34pm On Feb 10, 2015
"Kpakpando" imaging that kind of a name, if i am not mistaking, it means "star".


So why won't he be a world science Champion with such a namehuh
PoliticsRe: WAEC Posts Irrelevant Advertorial On Buhari's Certificate In Guardian Newspaper by Janetozi(f): 8:18pm On Feb 10, 2015
Bruhahahahahahaha,


he can use the same means he used to get into power before to achieve his arm this time around, NONSENSE!!

Power hijacking abok!.


His failure will soon be announced, lets wait till march, when Jona will match in the 2nd time.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Have Played With This And Who Remeberd This? by Janetozi(f): 11:06am On Feb 10, 2015
It is a very interesting game, sweet, old memories cool


we call it korosu.
CrimeRe: Lebanese Couple Settles Nigerian Worker With N400K After Torturing Her by Janetozi(f): 7:33am On Feb 10, 2015
shugacaneman:
She just took N400k? Mtcheew
this is one of those that comments before reading :-
FamilyRe: She Lied About Her Sick Mum To Be With Another Man All Through The Weekend by Janetozi(f): 1:40pm On Feb 05, 2015
Lacomus:
Same thing happened to my friend, right now I don't think I can Love any woman.
don't love o, loneliness will be ur companion during this ur youthful and old age.
FamilyRe: She Lied About Her Sick Mum To Be With Another Man All Through The Weekend by Janetozi(f): 1:37pm On Feb 05, 2015
AreaFada2:
But this stuff was on NL last year na.
u will still see it on NL next year. Maybe with a bit addition and subtraction.

That is what NL is known for
FamilyRe: She Lied About Her Sick Mum To Be With Another Man All Through The Weekend by Janetozi(f): 1:23pm On Feb 05, 2015
Princephelar:
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? A woman tells her
husband that she is going to visit her sick
mum in the village. She goes on Friday and
returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and
food stuff, saying they are from her mum to
the husband and the children. The husband
gently asks her about her mother's health
and how she was doing, to which she replies
that she took her to the hospital in the village
and she is recovering and getting better. The
wife adds that her mother insisted that she
must re-visit the village in a few days, to
spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried
about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears
swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear."
Hubby lovingly replied. The husband then
politely asks her to take the items to the
kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother
preparing food in the kitchen. Apparently, her
mum came visiting since the Friday that she
left home. You can imagine the plight of this
woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and
dumbfounded at the kitchen door! whether
to go in and drop the items' from mama', or
return to her hubby in the living room! How
would you handle this case? Your humble
opinion is required.

https://m.facebook.com/bdhookup/posts/655047647941134
i remembered that i have watched this story on nollywood movie b4, it's been Long so i can't just remember when.


Op, what will u do if u are to be the husband of that woman?
Christianity EtcRe: Letter To Bishop Oyedepo: Thou Shall Serve No Other God, By Adeolu Ademoyo by Janetozi(f): 9:37pm On Feb 04, 2015
LastProphet:
The right spelling is CAUSE! And however, it was a thought shared, the cause can only be on the perpetrator if my assumptions are true.
the right spelling is CURSE!
Car TalkRe: Trailer Crushes Pregnant Woman, 3 Others In Delta State by Janetozi(f): 8:27pm On Feb 04, 2015
siraj1402:
Jonathan! Jonathan!! Jonathan!!! See ya life. grin .May God be with her family and the rest involved.
everything Jonathan!!!

Rainfall = Jonathan is responsible
sunshine = Jonathan is responsible
even if thunder fire the person am quoting right now, ppl will blame Jonathan.


is it Jonathan that pulled the tyre of the vehiclehuh

U see, I don't like reminding id!ots like u that they are id!ots, so don't make me do that.
PoliticsRe: Man Allegedly Shot Dead By Escorts Attached To Kaduna State Gov. (Pictured) by Janetozi(f): 11:23am On Feb 04, 2015
Why and where wad he shothuh

I won't wish him R.I.P until i know the reason behind his death.

Is he a Boko haramhuh
PoliticsRe: Apc Are Now Giving Free Recharge Cards To Voters? (pic) by Janetozi(f): 7:54am On Feb 04, 2015
I need that recharge card and any other free gift they can offer.

They are only buying my sympathy and not my vote, bcoz that is what i feel for them.

PITY!!!

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