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Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Who Look Much Older Than Their Age ( Photos ) by Janetozi(f): 8:42pm On Sep 08, 2014
So far i can't add their ages together and convert it to $, i feel unconcerned.

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Health / Re: Ebola: Access Bank Provides Sanitizer For Customers Entering The Banking Hall by Janetozi(f): 8:31pm On Sep 08, 2014
Customers should also wash the money they want to deposit since it has come in contact with their hands grin
Religion / Re: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by Janetozi(f): 3:50pm On Sep 07, 2014
(1) On a hill far away stood an old
rugged cross
the emblem of suffering and sham,
And i love that old cross where the
dearest and best
for a world of lost sinners was slain

so I'll cherish the old rugged
cross
till my trophies at last i lay
down
i will cling to the old rugged
cross
and exchange it someday for a crown

2) oh, that old rugged cross, so
despised by the world
has a wondrous attraction for me
for the dear lamb of God left his glory above
to bear it at dark calvary

3) in the old rugged cross
stain with blood so divine
a wondrous beauty i see
for' twas on that old cross
Jesus suffer and died
to pardon & sanctify me

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Religion / Re: Exact Facts Of Pastor Anita's Divorce Papers by Janetozi(f): 11:38am On Sep 07, 2014
Tallesty1: Don't judge him yet. The woman complained of living separately, saying that the only time they stay together as a family is when he comes to UK. But did you see where she said that she wanted to join him in Nigeria or S.Africa and he refused? I'm still searching for something like that.



They need our prayers not judgement.
they need our prayer right? They need our prayer my foot.

Somebody that call himself a man of God should know how to cater and run his household if he doesn't know, he should as God for direction except he is not working for God.

Should i spend my time praying for "pastor Chris while i have my own problem, who will pray for me?

What he need is to be told the truth and not prayer and the truth is that, he is not a man of God, all he is after is money and vain glory.

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Religion / Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by Janetozi(f): 8:14am On Sep 07, 2014
cole265:

You want to see if you are on the list? grin
u no well
Religion / Re: What Do Christians Mean By "Its Your Heart That Matters" by Janetozi(f): 8:13am On Sep 07, 2014
kevoh:

Nothing wrong with this abeg. What the hell is ''World songs'' ? As if all songs and hymns are not of the world in the first place.
a worldly song is a song that doesn't move God or bring down his glory.

A worldly song is that song singer sings for the one they love and not for God.

A worldly song is a song that is not prophetic in nature.

A worldly song is a song that when u are singing it, devil and his agent and demons will be dancing and rejoicing instead of God and his angel releasing blessings.

Few Example of worldly song singers (1) P square songs
2) 2face
3) flavor etc

if u are a christain, i will encourage u to wake up. U are sleeping and not running ur christain race, ur comment tells it all.

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Religion / Re: What Do Christians Mean By "Its Your Heart That Matters" by Janetozi(f): 7:56am On Sep 07, 2014
It is not what some christains or fooli!sh pastors says that we are going to hold unto, it is what the word of God says that we are going to hold unto.

"what matters is ur heart" is a deception from the devil, a statement from the pit of hell

so many christain and pastor are deceiving themselves that it is the heart that matters forgetting that it is the way we dress, behave or what we portray determines the intention of our heart.

Romans 12:1 says; i beseech u therefore brethren, by the mercies of God that ye present ur bodies a living sacrifices, holy, acceptable unto God, which is ur reasonable service.

Note that word "body" and not " heart"

if ur heart and thought is evil, it will be manifested in ur dressing, action or behavior.

It is not only the heart that matter , ur body also matters.
Religion / Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by Janetozi(f): 7:17am On Sep 07, 2014
Op, now that u have listed them all from 1-16 what do u want us to do with them? Judge them

Tell me u have never commit fornication b4, now! May i have have the list of the girls u have .......

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Health / Re: The Health Benefits Of Humor And Laughter! » » by Janetozi(f): 10:30pm On Sep 03, 2014
You own no pass weed and ogogoro.

What is wrong with u

Must u attack smoking of weed & Indian hemp to every comment u make, is smoking the only thing u live for

U are taking it too much and it is affecting ur reasoning, speech, comment & behavior
experimentist: While dem a burn it an cough
Mi and mi fren dem a burn it and laugh
Babylon a come mi burn it off fast
Me just burn it an laugh, bun it and pass
First mi tek a puff an bun it an chant...grin

I just dey smoke dey laugh... Healthy living cool
Health / Re: The Health Benefits Of Humor And Laughter! » » by Janetozi(f): 10:21pm On Sep 03, 2014
Only one word with 8 letters makes such a long thread that frightens me to read.

I laugh every day though

i wish laughter can cure Ebola, the present world we are in would have been a better place, a place to laugh & laugh

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Nairaland / General / Re: 37 Things You’ll Regret When You’re Old by Janetozi(f): 7:19am On Sep 03, 2014
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wore 'Lace Bra' & Skirt To NEA Awards (Picture) by Janetozi(f): 9:47pm On Sep 02, 2014
iwakolewa:


awwww sad thanks dear for taking your time to check my profile....I feel honoured. You are blessed kiss kiss kiss
grin you are blessed too.

Love you
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wore 'Lace Bra' & Skirt To NEA Awards (Picture) by Janetozi(f): 4:56pm On Sep 02, 2014
iwakolewa: She has poor taste in choosing her footwear, she doesn't know how to pick her wears too undecided
really! Well y not post the picture of u on ur foot wear and let see how well they fit on u.

I read ur personal text and what ur personal text is saying is far from what u a portraying and commenting here.

If u don't want anybody to judge u, then don't be the first to judge them.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wore 'Lace Bra' & Skirt To NEA Awards (Picture) by Janetozi(f): 4:37pm On Sep 02, 2014
Does our opinion matter? What matters is what her husband thinks about her. She is her husband queen and angel And if u will ask her children, they will probably tell u that she is the best moth in the whole world.

That is life for u; some ppl like u and some hate u, u can't have it all in life

no amount of hating, no number of hate.rs can pull a single hair out of her body

*** she look sweet
Health / Re: Ice Bucket Challenge?! Naah. We Climb In Africa by Janetozi(f): 12:07pm On Sep 02, 2014
afribookorg: Bought a new Toyota car from Aba. If Aba made doesn't kill me who will? grin grin
no carry that gwongworo enter road o, else police will arrest u
Culture / Re: Pictures From Soon To Be Yoruba Village In London!!! by Janetozi(f): 8:50am On Sep 02, 2014
I need prove

if i don't see black ppl with yoruba attire or yoruba tribal marks in d pix, i won't believe

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month To Seun And All Nairalanders by Janetozi(f): 9:58am On Sep 01, 2014
hrhobi1: Same to you op. If you believe that in this month of September you shall achieve all the best you have ever wished for like my post.
does liking ur post answer prayer and make wishes come true? I am WITCHING u happy new monthangry
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month To Seun And All Nairalanders by Janetozi(f): 9:57am On Sep 01, 2014
hrhobi1: Same to you op. If you believe that in this month of September you shall achieve all the best you have ever wished for like my post.
does liking ur post answer prayer and make wishes come true? angry
Religion / Re: Charlene & Sharon Oyakhilome: Daughters Of Pastor Chris & Anita (Picture) by Janetozi(f): 8:00am On Sep 01, 2014
CharlieMaria: So?
so which one do u prefer amongst them?
Education / Re: 15 Escaped Chibok Girls Admitted Into AUN Academy On Scholarship by Janetozi(f): 7:23am On Sep 01, 2014
I don't believe this story

it's pure lies.

*there was no abduction in the 1st place
*there was no escape
*and there was no admission

in Nigeria where crooks like Atiku exist, any lie is possible.
Pets / Re: Cats Of Nairaland! by Janetozi(f): 6:54am On Sep 01, 2014
InvertedHammer: /
Witches and wizards!!!

But cat pepper soup is very delicious.

The meat is very tender. Yummmiiieee!

\
hope u are joking? Cat pepper soup is not any man's portion. or are u a calabar man? Calabar ppl can eat any rubbish.

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Pets / Re: Cats Of Nairaland! by Janetozi(f): 6:48am On Sep 01, 2014
Mtchewww! I will rather have lizard as a pet than cat.
Romance / Re: 14 Things To Say To A Girl You Love by Janetozi(f): 1:48pm On Aug 28, 2014
constance500:

grin no don't. u know i love you, i don't want you to get alerted via sms
u are not serious, 4get about paying the money, i will smoke it out of u pocket.

And 4get about my love, someone else have hijacking it.
Romance / Re: 14 Things To Say To A Girl You Love by Janetozi(f): 1:30pm On Aug 28, 2014
constance500:

u should get alerted by 2090 grin
u have started to sound so unromantic, i should just take my love to some1 else.

Fake lovers everywhere!!!
Romance / Re: 14 Things To Say To A Girl You Love by Janetozi(f): 1:26pm On Aug 28, 2014
Hey this is a joke k?

The account no and user name is incorrect.

I'm not as cheap as ur wif, that's is u have.
Akalia: cheap GD. You don't even know the Nigga

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Romance / Re: 14 Things To Say To A Girl You Love by Janetozi(f): 12:37pm On Aug 28, 2014
constance500: mehn. grin i hear you ..

u forgot to mention "BABY, send me your Account number" grin
that is the most romantic word i have ever heard from u.

A/c no = 0041013866
a/c name = check my user name
bank =ECObank

when should i be expecting the money?
Health / Re: River State Investigating A Possible First Ebola Case in Port Harcourt by Janetozi(f): 9:04am On Aug 28, 2014
Dibiachukwu: Everybody wants to go to heaven. But nobody wants to die. Is it that christains don't really believe their holy book again? Earth sucks for now. Oya Christians, white Jesus Christ (Cesar burger) is calling you to heaven.



Ebola is only quickening the process to eternal life with white Jesus.
you are very stupid, if u have nothing reasonable to comment, u should have just view the threat and leave instead of commenting nonsense.

You that believe in "black devil" (i guess) aren't you going to die or are u immortal?

The bible said in genesis 6:3 "and the lord said, my spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he he also is flesh: yet his days shall be a hundred and twenty yrs" so, i don't think there is any christain in this Nl upto that age.

Untimely death is for sinners &unbelievers like u according to the book of Isaiah.

U should be compelled to drink acid for making a senseless comment like this.

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Health / Re: River State Investigating A Possible First Ebola Case in Port Harcourt by Janetozi(f): 8:29am On Aug 28, 2014
And those he came in contact with might get infected and if that happens, the infection will spread to several innocent ppl.

We are the ones making this ebola look like a difficult case to curb.

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Politics / Re: Cameroon Kills 27 Boko Harammilitants In Border Clashes by Janetozi(f): 8:24pm On Aug 27, 2014
Good news! Gradually they all will be wipe away.

Thanks to Cameron
Education / Re: Before All Our Children Become Entertainers by Janetozi(f): 7:28am On Aug 27, 2014
Nigeria is getting it all wrong and America is partially to be blame for this because, they know we are copy-cat and when we copy, we over copy.
Education / Re: Before All Our Children Become Entertainers by Janetozi(f): 7:25am On Aug 27, 2014
Nigeria is getting it all wrong and America is partially to be blame for this.
Travel / Re: My First Time On A Nigerian Plane (hilarious) by Janetozi(f): 9:57pm On Aug 26, 2014
What do u call a situation when one is laughing & tears is coming out of his/her eye?

Maybe "laughtearsing"

op u got me laughtearsing grin

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