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Romance / Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Janetozi(f): 9:15pm On Feb 03, 2015
UchihaMadara:


Decorous articulation of the cognitive undertaking shouldn't be disparaged.

It's not an exposition of ostentation, neither is it an endeavour at erecting a scintillating facade.

On the contrary, it's ascribable to the fidelity in all things no matter how infinitesimal .
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Crime / Re: Police Officer’s Wife Arrested For Robbery by Janetozi(f): 8:13pm On Feb 03, 2015
The woman should be dealt with in full measures.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Not Christian, Serves Voodoo Looted N32b From Bayelsa - SaharaReporters by Janetozi(f): 12:31pm On Feb 03, 2015
Really


Now, show me a politician who is not corrupt, who have not stolen before or who is a saint.

Does religion matter?

Singing in my language;
jonathan! Jonathan!!
Jonathan ka ayi ga eso,
ma ona eje je, ma ona ala ala
jonathan ka ayi ga eso o.
Romance / Re: Single Lady Wants Married Women To Know Why They Date Their Husbands by Janetozi(f): 10:26am On Feb 02, 2015
I didn't see any tangible reason to date a married man in this story.
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Arrives Private Dinner In Two Statement Outfits by Janetozi(f): 8:31am On Feb 02, 2015
Beautiful woman, always looking young.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani Shows Off Her Derriere In New Photo by Janetozi(f): 8:23am On Feb 02, 2015
Plsssss, what is she advertising?
Celebrities / Re: LADIES: Who Rocked The Bantu Knot Hairstyle Better? Rihanna VS Kome Osalor by Janetozi(f): 8:09am On Feb 02, 2015
Both of them are looking beautiful on it.
Celebrities / Re: Jude okoye shares adorable picture of his daughter as she turns 2months old by Janetozi(f): 8:00am On Feb 02, 2015
geovanni24:
Ii feel lyk giving her a peck!...but why are her eyes lyk 4 O clock eyes!
God forbid!

Stop imaging nonsense, that baby is cute.

There is nothing wrong with her eyes
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Dazzles In New Photos by Janetozi(f): 7:57am On Feb 02, 2015
What is she doing in a desert?

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Celebrities / Re: Breaking News: Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown Is Dead by Janetozi(f): 7:52am On Feb 02, 2015
There must be something mysterious about that bath-tub.

R.I.P

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Celebrities / Re: Muna Obiekwe's Candle Light Procession In Lagos (Photos) by Janetozi(f): 7:44am On Feb 02, 2015
R.I.P
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Janetozi(f): 7:29am On Feb 02, 2015
thorbar:
na now now i just believe say end tym is here......scatter church cos of 1k!.......wen U̶̲̥̅̊ can even gt sm1 to gv U̶̲̥̅̊ 5k b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ comot d church..SMH..pple believe in money dAn dey believe in God
did ur bible encourage u to borrow? Because, i didn't see that in my own bible.

I will collect back my money from the offering basket, it was a mistake and God know it.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is Such A Beauty, Shows Off Back Tattoo by Janetozi(f): 7:25am On Feb 02, 2015
What is there to like about her look?

Is it the excessively bleached body or her disgusting tattoo?
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi, HIV+ Gay Activist & 'Husband' Adopt Baby Boy by Janetozi(f): 8:09pm On Feb 01, 2015
emilyone:
Keep following your heart, its the best that can ever happen to any human being on earth.

Never ever allow society to dictate to you

Congrats.
question: can any morally good comment come out from a lesbian?
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Janetozi(f): 4:13pm On Feb 01, 2015
thorbar:
because of #1000...oga ooo
what is that is the last money on him that Sunday, and he have to go to work the following day, do u expect him to trek?

Mind u, 1000 is the highest denomination of Nigeria currency, so it is not a small money.

Truly, church go scatter that day.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Janetozi(f): 4:06pm On Feb 01, 2015
Hahahahaha! I will demand for the offering basket as if i want to give more offering and use that opportunity to collect back my money. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Best Sunday Joke Ever! So Hilarious! by Janetozi(f): 4:06pm On Feb 01, 2015
Hahahahaha! I will demand for the offering basket as if i want to give more offering and use that opportunity to collect back my money. grin
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Is The Best Dressed Male Celebrity In Nigeria by Janetozi(f): 3:44pm On Feb 01, 2015
Yes!! He is classically stylish.

He is as stylish as he is handsome.

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Religion / Re: Is It Sinful For A Christian To Be Using Chains And Earrings? by Janetozi(f): 8:17am On Feb 01, 2015
bravekid:
I don't get it..First off, pls what's the meaning of 'Sin'?
sin = Simple Instructions Neglected
Religion / Re: Why I Rejected Rolls Royce Gift — Pastor Bakare by Janetozi(f): 8:03am On Feb 01, 2015
Oyah! Lets clap for him.

Kwam kwam kwamkawm kwam!!

Good pastor.


He is trying so hard to Convince us that he is still upright. if not, he would have reject the gift and kept it to himself without us letting us know that he rejects such a gift.

Had it been that it is the person that gave him the give is the one praising him for rejecting the gift, i would have clap harder but he is the one praising himself.

If he have the opportunity to become a president or vice, he will buy cars and more material things of life that are much more expensive things of life, then the well being of the poor will become secondary.
Celebrities / Re: Top 6 Nigerian Artistes Who Were Born With Silver Spoons by Janetozi(f): 9:08pm On Jan 31, 2015
Picture of the silver spoons or i don't ........tongue
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And Lola's Court Wedding Picture by Janetozi(f): 10:33am On Jan 27, 2015
osjoshua:
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cheesy
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cheesy...NO OFFENCE THOUGH,JUST WANNA MAKE THE THREAD BORING-like the way GEJ borinise Nigeria
eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

U feel bored right?

Soon you will be fed 'up and if u can't take it any longer then give 'up.

GEJ till 2019
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And Lola's Court Wedding Picture by Janetozi(f): 10:19am On Jan 27, 2015
pretydiva:
Dey would of have done theirs same day wif Paul's
pls, interpret ur comment in English.
Family / Re: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by Janetozi(f): 10:00am On Jan 26, 2015
Why didn't ur wife hire somebody that have experience in "OMUGWỌ", an experience old lady who is a mother would have been better.


And u eeeh, u are so obnoxious! I am sure it is the trust that ur wife have in u that makes her bring her frd to help her out.

People will say that trust and respect is the foundation of every marriage, but i say "TRUST WITH CAUTION" some men are not worthy to me trusted, this kind of betrayal kills RESPECT.


Send that idiot packing and then confess to ur wife.


Avoid food and water for three days as ur own punishment.


Men like u need to be dealt with in a military way.

Had it been ur mother inlaw did not caught u two, this immorality would have continue for a long time, u wouldnt have come here to confess.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu’s Marriage Crashes by Janetozi(f): 1:45pm On Jan 24, 2015
rahymat:
im not surprised.dats y you should not marry a guy dat is too goodlooking
what kind of ideology is that?

So guys that are too good looking should die single abi?

Stop pouring sand in our handsome naija boys garri joor!!!

If God give u a handsome husband will u reject it?


The best thing is to ask God to choose for u, never mind if he is too fine or not too fine, God knows the best.

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu’s Marriage Crashes by Janetozi(f): 1:30pm On Jan 24, 2015
300 times within 11 month?

While We have 365 days in a yr, so everyday the wife start going from hotel to hotel just to catch the husband red-handed with another girl?


She should have snap her husband on bed with another girl as a prove so we can believe.


The lie is too obvious, I don't believe this

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Family / Re: Bride Dumps Groom On Wedding Day For Being A Drop-Out by Janetozi(f): 8:09pm On Jan 07, 2015
All i know is that, the wicked will never go unpunished.

That girl is extra ordinarily wicked
Family / Re: I Took Her In And She Seduced My Husband by Janetozi(f): 8:37am On Jan 07, 2015
teemanbastos:
[size=32pt]WHATZ D TITLE OF THIS NOLLYWOOD FILM Pls?[/size] sad
MY HEART BLEED FOR ACCOMMODATING JEZEBEL part 1, part 2 will be out soon.

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Investment / Re: Ikeja Hotel PLC Shareholders Locked Out Of Meeting Venue by Janetozi(f): 7:40am On Jan 07, 2015
litetias:
Why?
zed
Business / Re: Money Was Wrongfully Transfered Into My Account, What Should I Do? Pls Advise by Janetozi(f): 7:37am On Jan 07, 2015
That's what bankers do when they wants to practice fraud.


Op report to first bank customer care, give the fraudster a tough time.

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Denies Planning To Marry 17-year Old Girl by Janetozi(f): 6:19pm On Jan 06, 2015
He is waiting for the girl to turn 18, it is just a matter of some months.
Family / Re: Court Dissolves 18-Year-Old Marriage Over Wife’s Frequent `Partying’ by Janetozi(f): 6:08pm On Jan 06, 2015
halmeyd:
Hehehe divorce case is nw becoming regular news nowadays o... *okada abeg carry me go celebrity section,i hear say maheeda jst release new hot unclad pixes*.
ashawo oshi

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