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Politics / Re: Photos: President Jonathan And Wife At Their Polling Unit In Bayelsa by Janetozi(f): 10:32am On Mar 28, 2015
SOON!!


From

Sai Buhari
to
Sorry Buhari.


Goodluck to Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Police List 15 Major Electoral Offences Voters Must Avoid by Janetozi(f): 9:40am On Mar 28, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
hunn are u sure.. then for the past four years jonathan as been rulling ave he bring change to u and me.... boko haram started during his regim...
was it not buhari the formed boko haram?

Jonathan defeated him and he formed boko haram to retaliate.

The issue should not be in whose reign boko haram started, it should be, "who is behind boko haram"?
Politics / Re: Police List 15 Major Electoral Offences Voters Must Avoid by Janetozi(f): 9:11am On Mar 28, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
can u tell me the reason for voting gej.. pls dont u want to see change babe
i don't want the kind of change that Buhari intends to bring.


A change to agony and frustration!!!
Health / Re: Baby With Two Horns Born In Osun (graphic Photos) by Janetozi(f): 8:18am On Mar 28, 2015
kayciano:

Are U a woman at all...?
Are U human at all..?

Just pray U have SMOOTHER days ahead..

I just went through your LOCATION and u sounded CHARISMATIC there, so why did U deviate..?

NOW, I believe that the WORST ENEMY of a woman is her fellow woman.
i am a women!

I am a human!!

My days in the past have been smooth and my days ahead will be smoother!!!

I am no my fellow women enemy!!!!
Health / Re: Baby With Two Horns Born In Osun (graphic Photos) by Janetozi(f): 8:08am On Mar 28, 2015
The woman should let us know where she went to in search of the fruit of the womb.
Politics / Re: Police List 15 Major Electoral Offences Voters Must Avoid by Janetozi(f): 6:18am On Mar 28, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
wether they like it or nt on the on he 28 march 2015 i wount vote for pdp check this pics and see that am nt joking
i will vote for GEJ :-)
Politics / Re: Police List 15 Major Electoral Offences Voters Must Avoid by Janetozi(f): 6:05am On Mar 28, 2015
MaleoPearls:
That being said, the General will coast to

















.....





Victory!!!
TeamGMB
Can I get 30 likes for the Daura born amiable General?
sorry, it is Dan mugu of Daura.


Always remember to at MUGU to the general's title, it is very very important.
Crime / Re: Labourer Kills Civil Servant Three Days To Retirement by Janetozi(f): 9:41pm On Mar 27, 2015
Edomobi, y did u allow d devil to use u


Now u will spend the rest of ur life i jail, thief, murderer, beast.


R.I.P to d dead
Crime / Re: Election Ritual Killing: Girl Beheaded At Akwa Ibom State (Viewers' Discretion) by Janetozi(f): 8:43pm On Mar 27, 2015
God please guild & protect ur children in this evil time.
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by Janetozi(f): 12:49pm On Mar 27, 2015
blaizze:


there wasn't any change, no itching, nothing. I don't wnt to go to any health centre around cos they might just prescribe what will make it worse. I'm not feeling any pain. just this damn smell!!
k

just go to hospital for test.

God will help u.
Politics / Re: Mbaka Lied Over Frozen Accounts – EFCC by Janetozi(f): 12:15pm On Mar 27, 2015
chi4ik:
Mbaka I'm a Catholic member & an Igbo in fact from Enugu state but Mbaka why & why are u disgracing us d Catholics, why are u embarrassing the Catholic church? we know u to b a great man of God & well respected in whole world but why have u decided to join politics? why can't you just focus on your pastoral work? Mbaka my heart is broken
don't worry dear, Gej will mend ur broken heart after march 28

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Politics / Re: Mbaka Lied Over Frozen Accounts – EFCC by Janetozi(f): 12:14pm On Mar 27, 2015
I blame GEJ for this, why didn't he give MBaka enough bribe to win him over cheesy


any way,

Gej till Mbaka stop lying.

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Family / Re: What is This Small Boy Trying To Do??(photo) by Janetozi(f): 11:49am On Mar 27, 2015
TEMABOYgh:
proverb 22: 6


Train up a child in the way he should go, And when he is old he will not depart from it.





☆look how concentrated the little kid is☆

☆That lady must be a pedophile☆



http://www.temaboy..com/?=1
u are calling a man who is old enough to be ur elder brother a little kid abi?
Family / Re: What is This Small Boy Trying To Do??(photo) by Janetozi(f): 11:44am On Mar 27, 2015
That boy is not a small boy oo!
Health / Re: What Can Cause This?? by Janetozi(f): 11:34am On Mar 27, 2015
blaizze:
I just took 2 doses of the antibiotics and stopped. is there anything I can do to stop the smell at least for now.
be changing ur pad/tampon on regular basis until ur period is over.


Before u started noticing the foul smelling menstrual blood, didn't u notice any change in ur virg!nl fluid and itching?


And i hope u are not having pains in ur lower abdomen.
Romance / Re: Proof:men Are Very Decent(see Pic) by Janetozi(f): 10:28am On Mar 27, 2015
Yeah, they look @ only the covered part and wish it isn't covered.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Currently Dating? by Janetozi(f): 6:18am On Mar 27, 2015
falconey:

I wasn't born a virgin how will I be?

who disvirgin u in ur mother's womb

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry The Person You Are Currently Dating? by Janetozi(f): 6:17am On Mar 27, 2015
falconey:

I wasn't born a virgin how will I be?

u see ur life,

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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Before Tonto Dikeh Lost Her Innocence by Janetozi(f): 12:48pm On Mar 26, 2015
sexymoma:
We were once a virgin... life fvcked us all
i am an exception.

I have never been fvcked by life cool

you shouldn't have given life a chance to fvck u because, if it fvck u once, it will continue fvcking u over and over again.

Sooooo sorry for the fvck, i can imagine the pain.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Before Tonto Dikeh Lost Her Innocence by Janetozi(f): 12:36pm On Mar 26, 2015
Op don't even know the meaning of innocent.
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons You Should Date A Lawyer by Janetozi(f): 7:41pm On Mar 24, 2015
emusmith:
If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:


1) You will be proud to introduce them as lawyers to your friends and family

Who wouldn't want to associate with the prestige and respect the legal profession commands? You wouldn't have to wait to be asked what he or she does; you will just have it rolling out of your mouth, though that’s not a guarantee of money rolling from them to your pocket. You will be proud to have a “learned” person as a date, and your family and friends will be so proud of you.


2) Dating a lawyer means you wouldn't have to pay for legal services

Now you've got all your legal issues addressed for free. You don’t have to pay any consultation fee of any sort. You will have free legal services all to yourself. Now that is something to think about, because legal services these days
are not that affordable as it used to be.

3) Lawyers are known to be good dressers

I know you wouldn't want to date folks who are horrible with their dressing. If that’s the case, then your chances of avoiding that could be reduced if you date a lawyer. Lawyers are generally known to be good dressers, probably because of the nature of the profession; where they are trained on how to dress.


4) Lawyers are known to be smart and intelligent

Wouldn't you want a partner you can make a good and intelligent conversation with? I bet you wouldn't want to be hanging around a mate who doesn't know the things happening around in their environment and can’t make intelligent conversation. Lawyers are known to have a wide source of knowledge of things happening around them in the society. Lawyers are also known to be avid readers, which exposes them to a lot of information. All these exposures, tend to make them more smart and intelligent than their mates.

5) Lawyers are good story tellers

We all long to hear good stories every once in a while. Lawyers by the nature of their training know how to tell stories. Also, the nature of their work also makes it easy for them to come up with stories to tell. I mean, they are always in the center of human interaction and conflict resolution, and so they get to know and see stuff. Wouldn't you want some good stories every now and then?


6) Lawyers are good talkers

Sometimes it can be sexy to be a good talker. You know you want to hang around people that you will be proud of when they open their mouth to talk. Lawyers are known to be good talkers, eloquent, and come off as intelligent when they talk. In fact, the greatest orators are known to be lawyers. So if you want to have such folks as a date, you better check out lawyers.


7) Lawyers will stand for you even if you are wrong

Wouldn't you want somebody who will stick out for you even if you are wrong? If that’s what you are looking for, then look no further, because you will find that in lawyers. Lawyers by their training don’t just give in to stuffs without putting up some fight. So, if you have a lawyer as a date, you are sure of having someone who will stand by you whether you are wrong or right. Now tell me if you wouldn't want that?

Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that.


I dedicate this thread all my learned colleagues in NL: Females and Males- in no particular order tongue wink




cool lawyers are good liars: they know how to twist the truth.
Crime / Re: Randy: Married Lateef Nabbed For Impregnating Girl, 13 by Janetozi(f): 7:31pm On Mar 24, 2015
lawanson44:


Wide Nosed Oily Soup Men! I knew it would definitely be them immediately i spotted the post on FP! cheesy

The worst part is that these shameless ohemmanu men after being caught will claim that it was the girl who asked for it! CHOI!!
Even the man's wife is a dolt for saying devil creeped into their home...abeg which kin cloth devil take creep enta? They will have these kind of useless husband and will not "stab them" or "cut them with razor" or "put them in cupboard and preserve them with chemicals for 10 years" as usual of wives in the South West...na the husband wey no do anything dem dey kill.

And if you check now, he will be among those advocating for CHANGE and shouting sai buhari! He has CHANGED the 13 year old girl's destiny

don't mind them, if it were to be an igbo man, u will see bashing and tribal abuse.

Uncircumcise philistine!!

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Health / Re: 10 Things You Eat That Destroys Your Teeth And How To Deal With Them. by Janetozi(f): 10:56am On Mar 23, 2015
Did u Say that the man should be "God fearing man"?

What for?

Do u want to quench the fear of God in them

@ irunoobo
Crime / Re: Man Beheads VIO For Seizing His Cell Phone by Janetozi(f): 5:56am On Mar 23, 2015
Maybe he used the block money to buy the phone. angry


some people are heartless.

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Celebrities / Re: Saeon: "My Side Boob Almost Caused An Accident" - Photo by Janetozi(f): 2:17pm On Mar 22, 2015
otingy:
Imagine this NONSENSE on a beautiful Sunday Morning...spits on thread and gently focus back on the altar.
so u are browsing in the church abi

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Politics / Re: Jonathan At Emir Of Daura's Palace As He Visits Buhari's State, Katsina (photos) by Janetozi(f): 2:01pm On Mar 22, 2015
jessymore70:
Al Qaeda linked billionaires fund Buhari’s campaign – By Lloyd Ukwu
March 20, 2015

The All Progressive Congress (APC) presidential candidate, Mohammadu Buhari recently returned from a visit to London. He went to London for a medical treatment. The grueling presidential campaign had taken a toll on the ailing Septuagenarian and he desperately needed medical attention. His appearance, while in London, at the Chatham House was merely a smokescreen; it dissembled the object of the visit: medical treatment. Although, the APC presented his London visit as a “working visit”, he failed to attend most of the programs organized as part of his “working visit”. His Chatham House appearance allowed the APC an opportunity to sell the Buhari presidential candidacy to the world, and especially, the United Kingdom. At the Chatham House, he presented a paper titled “Prospects for Democratic Consolidation in Africa: Nigeria’s Transition”.
The Chatham House hype belied the outrageous cost of that public relations outing for the APC. It cost the APC about N5 billion. The money was for the payments for the speaking engagement, numerous foreign consultants, air tickets for the huge APC delegation (including a contingent of governors), the purchase and renting of vehicles, hotel bills and other logistics. 
Unknown to many, is that the London visit also allowed Buhari the opportunity to source funds from a number of Arab donors. Despite repeated denial by General Muhammadu Buhari and the APC of being sponsored by Arab countries and businessmen, intelligent sources revealed that Mr. Buhari made contacts with at least two Saudi billionaires with links to the Al Qaeda terrorist group. He solicited and received their financial support for his presidential campaign.   
That Buhari is seeking financial help from Arab billionaires is fathomable. There are indications that some of his erstwhile financial backers are now withholding their funding from his political quest. Governor Rabiu Kwankwaso of Kano State, an APC stalwart, recently made it clear that he cannot continue to fund the Buhari campaign because he needs money to pay state government employees. Another major financier of the Buhari campaign, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, is disenchanted with the APC. Consequently, he is hobnobbing with the ruling party, the People’s Democratic Party (PDP). And once provided a soft landing, he will readily return to the PDP. He has since seized to be a financial supporter of the Buhari candidacy. 
Governor Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State was one of the most important financiers of the APC presidential candidate. Notorious for his flippancy and reckless remarks, he repeatedly embarrassed the APC with his unguarded statements. In one of his brazen remarks, he said that Nigerian soldiers fighting the Boko Haram insurgency can justifiably disobey orders from their commanders. Legal experts considered his statement treasonable because Section 44 of the Criminal Code provides that: Any person who attempts to (a) seduce any member of the armed forces of Nigeria from his duty and allegiance; or (b) to incite any such persons to commit an act of mutiny is guilty of a felony, and is liable to imprisonment for life. The party tried to rein in his glibness. Piqued by his party’s remonstration, Amaechi is sulking, and in retaliation against the party, is holding back funds from the Buhari campaign. 
With the once bloated coffers of the Buhari Presidential Campaign drying up, Buhari is in a desperate need of money. As such, he is reaching out to Arab donors for money. The sourcing of money by Buhari from Saudi businessmen with links to global terrorist groups is illegal. The Nigerian electoral act prohibits political candidates from raising foreign money and /or taking money from foreign donors. Yet, in his characteristic disdain for the constitution and national laws, Buhari went with cap in hand to London, begging money from fundamentalist Saudi Arabian billionaires with ties to both Al Qaeda and ISIS. It is important to note that Buhari, his Saudi sponsors and the leadership of both ISIS and Al Qaeda are all fundamentalist Sunni Moslems.   
Buhari’s ties to terrorist group, Boko Haram (with its enduring ties to Al Qaeda) that has lately declared its affiliation with ISIS have never been in doubt. For an earlier proposed negotiation between the terrorist group and the Nigerian government in Saudi Arabia, the Boko Haram chose him as its representative. He once proposed a general amnesty, financial rewards, jobs and political appointments for Boko Haram terrorists. Before he started feigning the image of a national, unifying figure and trustworthy presidential candidate, he was critical of the Nigerian army for killing Boko Haram members and his supporters celebrated Boko Haram attack on Nigerian soldiers. 
He is medically sick.
He is financially sick.
His recent title proves that he is also mentally sick.
Politics / Re: Jonathan At Emir Of Daura's Palace As He Visits Buhari's State, Katsina (photos) by Janetozi(f): 1:47pm On Mar 22, 2015
saharachic:
All this just to save Face. Sorry GEJ , you have already failed. Just perform your last travelling rounds.
And citizens of daura, dont forget to clean the streets and sweep it with broom so the stench from gej does not corrupt you people further.

#OtuokeReloaded2015
in few days from now u will receive a shocking news that will paralyse that ur fingers that u used in typing nonsense.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan At Emir Of Daura's Palace As He Visits Buhari's State, Katsina (photos) by Janetozi(f): 1:36pm On Mar 22, 2015
Mohdadutse:

The title Dan Baiwa of Daura town simply means The Luck of Daura town
plsssss! What of Dan MUGU, does it mean the MUGU of daura town or what?
Politics / Re: Jonathan At Emir Of Daura's Palace As He Visits Buhari's State, Katsina (photos) by Janetozi(f): 1:29pm On Mar 22, 2015
Between Dan "MUGU" or Dan "MAIWA", who will u vote for?


As for me personally, a MUGU can never be my president. It is like choosing someone with "down's syndrome" among mentally balance fellows to be a leader or a captain.

Don MUGU!!! What a befitting title for a slowpoke!c abok!.

Dan Maiwa till
2019.
Politics / Re: Jonathan At Emir Of Daura's Palace As He Visits Buhari's State, Katsina (photos) by Janetozi(f): 1:29pm On Mar 22, 2015
Between Dan "MUGU" or Dan "MAIWA", who will u vote for?


As for me personally, a MUGU can never be my president. It is like choosing someone with "down's syndrome" among mentally balance fellows to be a leader or a captain.

Don MUGU!!! What a befitting title for a moronic abok!.

Dan Maiwa till
2019.

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Celebrities / Re: Derenle Looking Fierce With His New Locks, Shares New Photos by Janetozi(f): 5:33am On Mar 19, 2015
His madness don enter the next level.
Celebrities / Re: Bose Alao: My Husband Paid Millions For My Phone Number (PHOTOS) by Janetozi(f): 8:08pm On Mar 18, 2015
Why will she be sad because she is being referred to as a yoruba actress, what is wrong with that, isn't she proud of her tribe or what?

Or she wan de form English actress, she for enter Hollywood na.

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