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What if a man like u helps u find the job, will u marry him?

i know of a gay friend who is looking for a knife (wife) and he can help u.

TIMAYA! I pray that ur children will not inherit ur block-head.

Funny dude, no be by force jare.

brownlord:
He should sit on his head?

no demonstration is too hard to prove or profess ur love to a woman.

U can sit on ur head when proposing to ur woman if u like, u can even prostrate, all are signs of humility.

kristina1:
Humility at it peak

he proposed kneeling with one kneel and u call it "humility at it's peak!

What would u have call it if he went down on his two kneels














Mayb he will use the other kneel to propose to another lady in future.

***jux kidding***

i wish them happy married life in advance

She isn't pregnant, na puff-puff make her belle big like that.

I could remember when i was a kid, in those days, we don't use to remove the label of our Christmas cloths so that everybody will know that it is a new cloth.

Because some parents do preserve their children former xmas cloths against the next one.

i do buy xmas cloths but i don't like wearing it on xmas day, why because that is the day children do showcase their's to adult and their fellow kids on the street.

To me, it is childish because i use to do that years ago when i was like them, now i am an adult so i have left childish characters behind.

Where exactly did the boy got his look from?

Definitely not from the father, mayb from the mother.

It's her life, that is not my business.

That is y she is called a hip pop artist.

Don't expect her to dress & dance like a born again christain while on stage performing else, it is the same u people condemning her that will call her "ngbeke" hip pop artist.

Even if she stop entertainment business, start dressing well, start going to church, change from hip pop to gospel, start acting like a good wife of a husband. i bet it, ppl must find comma and talk.

If u don't like her, stop reading article that talks about her, stop watching her video.

The same God that created darkness also create light.

All una complaining and hating got nothing on her, she is not worst than most female artist.

The only different btw pastor Christ Okotie of those days and now is money and not changing from being worldly to spiritual or Christ minded.

Is it because he is doing church business

Where is her pix na

The two of u will make a perfect match as husband and wife. Think about it.

Lilimax wed lilmax

by the authority vested in me as a child of God, i can joy u two together when u two are ready.

lilmax:
see me see trouble o,but I registered it before you abi?so na you go drop your own

holyboss:
Cool! I like dat

ashawo! Na this kind thing u de like


change ur name to sinful boss abeg

SuperModerator:
Terrible day
my iphone6 had a problem and my ipad's
battery had died, my brother
got my Samsung Note 3. Am just here at home
so
bored since my mum and dad went
for a holiday in USA. Would have skyped but I
misplaced my Apple laptop power pack, so I
need
to hit S.A tomorrow to buy a new one . I also
wanted to go to Arcades tonight but Auntie
went
out with the Range rover keyz and my bro went
with the Maybach. Im stuck here since i
hate driving the venza. I tried calling the driver
to bring the hummer but no credit, can you please
send me MTN credits so i can call him

another impersonator, police arrest him!

Sowie!! May we never celebrate this Christmas in the hospital.

I hope he didn't injure his Peni!s too.

Find consolation in ur money Mr senator.

Charlybeast. outwardly human, inwardly beast.

By there fruit u shall know them

they don't
drink, smoke, womanize, backbit

there are always
humble, honest, cool tempered prayer minded, abhor immorality,

they dislike
cheating, deception

they don't lust after money and women, they make their money in a legal means

dkronicle:
Strip infront of him, if his D is still shriked then is a man of God.

is there no different between a man of God and a God fearing man?

Op where should i click to view the "too much money"?

tpacalipse:
Christian music and books.

ichi ewu

davdandam:
There's a high probability you'll get married to a gal you don't love that much,and forever think about a gal you loved and let go, it's just reality, most of Us don use wife do gf lol. ....but the fact is after love comes reality....a good wife material is someone who is compatible with you, goal wise and everything wise. But God help this present generation with all these runs gehs wey full town.heading to the Vatican to become a priest

you don't need to go to Vatican to become a priest, you can be what u want to be here. It's just like beating about the bush while u can go straight to the point.

Through out this article, there is no biblical back-up to support the celebrations.

Celebrating the Saint, i saw no biblical back up to support it.

Celebrating the dead, i saw no biblical back--up. (it is just like Halloween day, Satanic celebration)

Purgatory was mentioned, no biblical back-up.

Mary was mentioned
pope was mentioned

but there was no mentioned of Jesus or any bible verse.

***My conclusion**

Catholic is indeed a church built on the foundation of Christ.

NaijaKnight:
Disclaimer: This is serious post with comic relief to go with it. it ain't that serious!

1. Composure. No matter what you may think or have heard, guys do not want any gangster chic, they don’t wanta woman who will break a bottle on another’s head because they know that may be their head someday. A composed lady has better promise.

2. Beauty. We really aren’tso crazy about how you look. All we are saying is ifyou lackboobs and hips, try to make sure it’s only one and make up for it somehow. A beautiful brain is an example of a greatasset.

3. Culinary skills. Guys marry women that can cookand date those that can’t. Tryand perfect your Egusi and Afang soup making skills. Thisis a valid plus inyour resume.

4. Don’t believe what you watch on Africa Magic, we don’t want a domineering woman. If you cannot be submissive, we cannot wear trouser with you and fight for who is the man of the house.

5. Talking about Africa Magic, if you are one of those women that sit around all the time and have watched 90 percent of all their movies, then the probability of a good man finding you is low.

6. We fear women that watch Africa Magic becauseweassume you that is yourcitadel of learning. Who wants a woman who has over 3 babalawos’ phone numbers?

7. Manners. That head tapping thing you do when your weave is overdue? Stop it. Hasn’t anyone told you it makes you look like a drug addict craving her next fix? Or are you trying to accelerate the flow of blood in your brain? Stop it.

8. Education.We don’t like when women have all these strange degrees such as Journalism and Medical Genetics. Please stick to Law, Accounting and mostlyHome Economics. Thanks.

9. While still on education, please do not go beyond afirst degree. Why go for a Masters when we already intend to make you the Mrs? Too many university degrees makes us feel likelesser beings.

10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent intimate life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones toteach you from our experience.

11. Independence. We don’t like our women listening to Beyonce. Remember her trackslike ‘Single Ladies’, ‘Independent Women’, and ‘Girls Run The World’? What kind of brain washingis that? So if you must listen to music, don’t do any of these new songs, do Cyndi Lauper, Dolly Parton, etc.

12. Carriage. Guys want women who carry themselves well. This means we don’t want you looking like the Michelin man or all these Christian mothers.
13. Still talking of carriage,when we go out please respect yourself. Even if there’s no food at home, don’twipe the plate clean. When we go to parties, please all this grinding and‘lepa on the floor’ dance steps should be reserved for when we get back home.

14. Guys do not like hairnets, wrappers and late night egg masks on the face.
Thanks in advance.

http://thathman..com/2012/06/what-guy-want-in-relationship.html

I’m pretty sure I’ve left out some points, feel free to drop yours. Cheers

Every point here equal ZERO.

amjoy:
10. Sex. We will really appreciate it if you have a non-existent intimate life/thoughts before we meet. Let us be the ones to teach you from our experience.


How will u get d experience, from ur fellow man?

he will get it from his mother or by sleeping with animal.

Pointless point.

amakufrancis:
number 10 got me laughing, op who will you use to acquire experience?

don't mind the idioti!c op, maybe he will use his mother to acquire the experience.

They only know how to copy rubbish things.

Nonsensebrity.

That's how they will copy devil or spirit of the dead into their life.

They should better not introduce that devilish culture in Nigeria, somebody should warn them o.

Gloria3389:
thought I was the only lady who had that policy... my male friends Don abuse me tire...if u come to my place I'll cook for you but coming over to cook in your Place is a NO for me.....

men friends? Not even 1, now i understand. Going to their house one by one will be too stressful. I think u should reduce the number.

Iceking1:
Wen i read sum comments on other threads here, mostly 4rm d Christain folks here, tears will jst started dripping 4rm my eyes.


Thurkey has 98% Christain and 2%Muslim for 1,866 years, but today Turked is 99% Muslims and 1% Christain


i wept for all Christain here, bcus u are all playing with fire, u dnt knw wat is cumin ur way


Christainity is a jst 100+ old in Nigeria

Sharia was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 11 times


Muslim was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution same 11times

Mosque was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 8Times

Allah and Mohammed was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 6times each


Christain was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 0 times


Church was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 0 times


Jesus Christ was mentioned in d Nigerian constitution 0 times


Now tell me, u see y sum muslim elders call boko haram freedom fighters, yes i totally agreed with dem dey are freedom fighters, and dey are fighting 4 deir rights bcus sharia was mentioned in the Nigerian constitution & dey want sharia

devil's agent,devil ur master is working TO & FRO on earth looking for who to deceive and he assigned social network to u as ur territory right?

U have to try harder in order to win soul to ur master because, christains of nowadays can't be deceived easily.

To hell with u and Allah

A.L.L.A.H= Annoyance, Lamentation, Limitation, Agony, heresy.

Allah is a demon, and people in their right sense can't worship demons.

Considering his height, this is the best game for him.

Game like football is not advisable for him because, his fellow footballer/teams will match his head rather than his foot.

Divine healing happens to both believer and unbeliever alike.

John: 4 vs 48 then said Jesus unto him, except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe.

Though, divine healing comes by faith but what is faith without action?

You are expecting divine healing from God and all u do all night is to sleep, you don't pray. U are only depending on the prayer made to by ur pastor. U go old
Psalm 119 vs 62 At midnight i will rise to give thanks unto thee because of ur righteous judgements.

When the faith of the person expecting divine healing is not enough, he shouldn just seek medical help.

Something, if ur faith is not strong and the faith of the pastor or person praying for u is strong, your healing is sure.

There is the case of a woman i know, she have 5 children and she is pregnant with her sixth child. She went to scan and was told that what she is carrying is a baby girl and she wasn't happy with that, because she is having problem with her husband family member because of giving birth to only girl.

Her pregnancy is 6 month gone when i invited her to a church program which she attended hesitantly. After the program i persuade her to see my pastor with hope that God will do something. She disagree, her reason being that the pregnancy is already 6 month gone and the last scan show that she is having a baby girl.

The last day of the program she agreed and went and tell my pastor her problem and the pastor asked her if she believe that God can do it, her reply said otherwise. And my pastor told her "by my faith, u will deliver a baby boy" he prayed with her that day, two days later she went to confirm from hospital if God has done it.

She when for scan and was told by the doctor that they saw every part of the baby's body apart from the part that show whether the bay is a boy or girl.

She went back to my pastor to complain but my pastor told her to have rest of mind, believe in God and stop going to Scan until she deliver, but she wasn't comfortable. She keeps going to scan and keep receiving same result until she got tired.

The day she delivered, she delivered a baby boy not that she have faith in God but the person prayin for her does.

Another is the case of a girl that was healed of sickle cell anemia during ministration.

So the facts that some people die of whatever sickness and diseases while expecting divine healing from God does not mean we shouldn't ask, pray or be expecting divine healing form God.

And sometimes our faith fail us because we don't back-it up with fervent prayer.

And still, medical help is also good, God created herbs for the Good on mankind.if u faith is not strong, seek medical help.

newmankeys:
God created heaven and hell, and from past history the good book ( BIBLE ) never recorded anyfin like gay, gays are not heavens candidate or hells, gay is new millenium related life style and so I guess God has also structure a place for them, cuz I'm sure the Devil can't accomondate dem cuz of the comotn wey dem go cuz if they are all put together

what do u know about bible and what is recorded or not recorded in it?

who told u that gay is not recorded in the bible?

Please explain the following bible verses to me.

Leviticus 20 vs 13: and if a man lie with mankind, as he lie with a woman,, both of them have committed an abomination.

Leviticus 18 vs 22: thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind. It is abomination.

Romans 1 vs 27 and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error which was meet.

Homosexuality is a sinner and the destination of any one that die as a homosexual is hell fire, period.

MuguliciousMUGU:
My favorite bible character is solomon... Imagine that man had 1000 wives and 5000 concubines... I want to be like him

your peni!s go bend!