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Religion / Re: Crossover Service: Nigerians Blast Chris Oyakhilome Over Gate Fees by Janetozi(f): 5:24pm On Jan 06, 2015
May God help every member of Christ embassy, they don't know what they are doing.



Flee from that church your pastor is the Devil's assistance!!!
Car Talk / Re: Photo: Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami's Toys On Display by Janetozi(f): 4:33pm On Jan 06, 2015
Money stinks but i love the smell.


This year everything about me shall stink like money.wink
Romance / Re: Yuletide: Lagos Lovers Flogged Unclad For Having Sex In Bus by Janetozi(f): 9:32pm On Jan 05, 2015
The man flogged the demon of fornication out of them.

I call it deliverance not wickedness

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by Janetozi(f): 2:35pm On Jan 05, 2015
This story get k leg
Romance / Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by Janetozi(f): 9:46am On Jan 05, 2015
darepoju:
niaja girls making fool of senseless guys since 1901
give us the names of those senseless guys that naija girls fooled in 1901.

Pls make the article available, i will have interest in reading them.

Or was it ur paternal ancestors that ur maternal ancestors fooled?
Romance / Re: 5 Unfair Situations Girls Get Guys Into. by Janetozi(f): 9:39am On Jan 05, 2015
Princecalm:
1. A guy who loves his girl and think his girl does the same but later finds out she has already fallen for his brothe/friend.
2. You knew he was broke beford you entered in to the relationship but later along the line you told him you are the first child(ada) of your parent and you need to get married just because you found someone rich.
3. She gossip you with her friends how you are not man enough because she has started seeing someone elsewhere.
4. You knew he was not handsome before you entered into the relationship and now you are making him feel like he is the ugliest man on earth.
5. You give a guy false hope that he is dating you not knowing that he is in the friendzone(girl will not kill us o!)
op believe u me, i as a lady will not tolerate all this rubbish from a guy either.



















The way articles concerning girls unruly behaviors have been making FP this days it seems girls are the only problem Nigeria is facing at hand.

It is not compulsory to be in a relationship, being in a relationship with a girl is not a do or die affair, so stop all this bullshit!!

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Family / Re: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by Janetozi(f): 7:33am On Jan 05, 2015
Where exactly did the two of u meet, in a club house or hotel?

Did u seek the face of God before getting married to her?
Politics / Re: My Life In Danger… Rev Fr Mbaka Cries Out by Janetozi(f): 6:45am On Jan 05, 2015
Ubechu1:
FTC
That serves him right... The so-called Man of God is not suppose to spew any thing that will cause havoc in the electoral process, He's suppose to act indifferent to these campaigns.... I see no reason why he would just open his mouth and start saying GIBBERISH...
If GEJ wins come Feb, he just go to a land of no return... my 2cents though
i mean that he should have kept it a secret while God says "speak out"?

Hundreds of Jonathan and his goons do not equal his little finger.

Only a word that comes out of his mouth can sent u to a land of no return and wipe off ur generation.

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Crime / Re: Mother Kills Own Day Old Baby by Janetozi(f): 12:43pm On Jan 04, 2015
Lets start counting the number of pple that will go to jail this year.
Crime / Re: I Use Urine To Prepare Moi-Moi For My Customers – Alleged Witch Confesses by Janetozi(f): 12:28pm On Jan 04, 2015
Apart from moi moi, eating outside is no advisable.

Prepare ur food at home and enjoy it, trust no one.













Beware of any rat that u see in ur house, don't let it go unpunished, even wallgecko and cockroaches should not be trusted.

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Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by Janetozi(f): 8:43am On Jan 04, 2015
M4gunners:
Can you back up ur claim with a bible passages because this Exodus 32:2 is really not condemning it.
genesis 35 vs 2-4

35 vs 2: the Jacob said unto his household, & all that were with him, put away ur strange gods that are among u and be clean, and change ur garments:

3: and let us arise, and go up to bethel and i will make there an alter unto God, who answered me in the days of my distress, and was with me in the way which i went

4: and they gave Jacob all their strange gods.........

U can read to the end for a better understanding

exodus 33 vs 4-5

and when the people heard these evil tidings, they mourned: and no man did put on him his Ornaments.

5: for God said unto Moses, say unto the children of Israel, ye are a stiff people: i will come up into the midst of thee in a Moment, and consume thee, therefore now put off ur ornament from thee, that i may know what to do unto thee.

NOTE That statement "put off ur ornament from thee"

bye bye, its church time.

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Celebrities / Re: Photo:Fun Time!Peter Okoye Playing Game With His Kids by Janetozi(f): 8:15am On Jan 04, 2015
nicflame:
I can only see the cars in the picture
roll ur eyeball a bit lower, u will see them. They are crawling on the ground like an**al.
Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by Janetozi(f): 8:01am On Jan 04, 2015
hifaif:


Emulate who? These gods of men? Never! I would rather emulate the devil.
better, the devil is ur right companion and may he always stand at ur right hand. amen
Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by Janetozi(f): 7:59am On Jan 04, 2015
M4gunners:
The above quote from the book of Exodus 32:2 didn't condemned earring or not?
yes! It condemns earring that is y Aaron says "break of" and not "put on"

Aaron later used the earring to fashion a molten calf & that makes earring an idolatry.

And Aaron proclaimed the molten calf as "the god which brought them out of the land of Egypt. Thereby making earring another god. Etc
Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by Janetozi(f): 7:27am On Jan 04, 2015
M4gunners:
Aunty good morning and happy new year. Me emulate Adeboye never. This Man is using private jet,why members trekked to Church. Na so God talk am?I rather emulate pastor Kumuyi.
better, but be aware that if u wear earring and go near kumuyi, he will see u as somebody that needs deliverance.
Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by Janetozi(f): 7:01am On Jan 04, 2015
M4gunners:
Op my own no dey commot 4 my Ear.I dey wear am to Church hia.I even have it on 31 night in the Church. Oyibo no care wetin u wear t Church as far sayu no dey naked. Some church hia no even send for ur Offering, na only naija and Africans Pastor dey Look for offering.
If pastor Chris Oyakhilome and Chris Okotie can pem dia hairs still get congregation in dia church . Still have fat bank accounts, still own the latest car out dia,God no vex,he will not vex too 4me because of earring.
the question is,

are pastor Christ Oyakilome and Okotie working and serving the true God?

Do you think they are genuine men of God?

By the way,

why do some people like emulating evil?

Are pastor Christ oyakilome and okotie the only men of God in Nigeria that u know?

Why is it hard to emulate pastor Odukoya of (MFM), kumuyi of (deeper life) Adeboye of (redeem) etc?

I will tell u y

it is because men love even.
The gate of hell is broad and that of heaven is narrow.
Evil is cheap

you love evil, u embraced evil and u dwell in evil that is y u emulate evil.

Jesus know his people.

devil also know his people.
Religion / Re: Why Can't Men Wear Earrings In Church? by Janetozi(f): 6:44am On Jan 04, 2015
pDude:
And who said they can't? undecided undecided

Many men in the church my wife drags me to wear earrings so kini bug deal? undecided undecided undecided

which church be that one.

What is the name of the church?
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Dresses Like A Real Man, Wearing A Suit For The First Time (photos) by Janetozi(f): 6:28pm On Jan 02, 2015
I am sure He went for deliverance and this is the outcome.

It seems he wants to settle down this yr. so for that he have to start acting and dressing like a man.
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati's New Year Message Is One In A Million by Janetozi(f): 11:20am On Jan 02, 2015
eaccyboy:
aunty u no gt sense...Janet na name sef even my dul-baby I no fit gv janet cnt even friend a lady name janet..Janet ko Jelili ni..U bettr pray mk ur life better lik her own n stop hatin..jealousy no dey tk woman go anywer
ok, continue being "patience", u will soon become a "patient" in a hospital.

Fool!!!

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Politics / Re: Reuben Abati's New Year Message Is One In A Million by Janetozi(f): 10:27am On Jan 02, 2015
He shouldn't have add "patience" to that message, Goodluck, grace and joy is just enough.

With "patience", people will be waiting for eternity for things to get better while old age draw us closer to our grave & when things finally get better, we won't have enough time to enjoy it.

Sorry Sir, i don't have that kin patience o.




I hate that name!!
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Adaora Ukoh Bares Cleavage As She Sends Out New Year Message by Janetozi(f): 11:13am On Jan 01, 2015
otingy:
I rebuke u!
u sure?

If it were to be in real life, on January 1st u wake up to stretch ur self and u see a beautiful lady standing by ur bedside revealing her full cleavage smiling at u, will u rebuke her?

Talk true!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Janetozi(f): 10:34am On Jan 01, 2015
rezzy:
So for those of us who have no strength to fast nko? Work hard and all those prophecy will be yours. Amen
is it that u don't have strength to fast or that u too like food?

U don't need strength to fast, what u need is determination and God's grace but ur problem is that u like food too much.
Religion / Re: Pastor Enoch Adeboye Reveals 2015 Prophecies by Janetozi(f): 10:18am On Jan 01, 2015
Daddy says! Daddy says!! Daddy says!!

How about:
Daddy says; thou saith the Lord, this yr......
It is the Lord says, not daddy says!!

It is God that knows what tomorrow will bring and not man

This is far from what i understand to be a prophecy.

Anyone who says that this is not a prophesy should be question because that is the truth.

Happy new year to everybody.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Pregnant (Photo) by Janetozi(f): 2:06am On Jan 01, 2015
Hiennzy:
Ok! So who is resposible Huh!
maybe u are the one
Celebrities / Re: Photo: 'Even In My Sleep, I'm Still On Top Of The World' - Dbanj by Janetozi(f): 1:11am On Jan 01, 2015
Ziggyzito:
just went through your profile. You're apparently a lowlife who's trying to be what she isn't. I've saved your photo.... I'll take it somewhere and I'll make sure you don't see the end of January.
ok, pls do that.

Don't fail to do that.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: 'Even In My Sleep, I'm Still On Top Of The World' - Dbanj by Janetozi(f): 4:56pm On Dec 31, 2014
Ziggyzito:
you're a hater. You will die. Your hatred for success will choke you to death. amen.

By a minute to 12pm today, let ur negative words return unto ur own head. Amen

may ur journey on earth end this remaining few hours of this yr 2014. Amen

May ur mother remember the day he gave birth to u a weep bitterly tonight. Amen

May the demons that will take u to the great-beyond and down to a tunnel that burned with un-quenchable fire be released against u now. Amen

may the gate of have be close against u & may that the gate of hell be opened wild unto u. Amen
may u family stuff ur nose with cotton wool tonight. amen

may the earth fight u in these remaining few hours of the yr until u enter u grave. Amen

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Culture / Re: Culture Or Cruelty? Do We Still Need Tribal Marks?(pics) by Janetozi(f): 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2014
This nonsense doesn't happen anymore nowadays.

It is cruelty!!
Celebrities / Re: Photo: 'Even In My Sleep, I'm Still On Top Of The World' - Dbanj by Janetozi(f): 4:02pm On Dec 31, 2014
You will soon wake up to realize that u are dreaming.

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Religion / Re: Yes, Christ Was Really Born On December 25 by Janetozi(f): 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2014
funkiebully:


Did d Bible ask u to eat?
bush lizard!

Didn't Jesus feed 5,000 men with five loaf of bread & 2 fishes?

Didn't he ask us to ask for daily bread in "the Lords prayer"

ewu!!

Yes, he ask us to eat.

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Religion / Re: Yes, Christ Was Really Born On December 25 by Janetozi(f): 10:33pm On Dec 26, 2014
funkiebully:


Did d Bible ask u to eat?
bush lizard!

Didn't Jesus feed 5,000 men with five loaf of bread & 2 fishes?

Didn't he ask us to ask for daily bread in "the Lords prayer"

ewu!!
Religion / Re: Yes, Christ Was Really Born On December 25 by Janetozi(f): 10:17pm On Dec 26, 2014
U pple should embark on three (3) days dry fasting and ask Jesus to tell us exactly the month he was born.

I believe that 25 Dec is not the day that Christ was born, it is dedicated to the celebration of the sun god.

Btw, why do so many tragedy (inferno, accidents, sudden death) happens on 25 of Dec more than any other day, we are indirectly celebrating a blood sucking demon somewhere and not Christ.

If we are celebrating the birth of Christ, why did they call it "Christmas" and not "Christbirth"

i don't understand that "mas"

catholic celebrates "holy mass
church of Satan celebrates "black mass"

who have idea of what that Mass stands for?

I have been asking this question b4 and i will continue to ask it again and again

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