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Family / Re: Pregnant Lady Strips To Pant & Bra To Show Her Pregnancy Journey by Janetozi(f): 2:30am On Mar 29, 2017
embarassed is she somebody's wife or somebody's baby mama. if she is a wife, she have no respect 4 her husband.
mtchwwwwww adorable my foot.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Refused A 200k Per Month Job Because I Cannot Work Under A Woman by Janetozi(f): 8:03am On Jan 20, 2016
he is simply not ready for work, hunger never hammer him.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers’ Boss Started Bleeding When He Saw Me –abducted Schoolgirl (pic) by Janetozi(f): 7:29pm On Jan 16, 2016
who say there is no God?

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan Honoured in Atlanta by the SCLC by Janetozi(f): 6:48am On Jan 15, 2016
He deserves it. cool

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Politics / Re: Photos: Goodluck Jonathan Is A Grandfather Again! by Janetozi(f): 7:04pm On Jan 14, 2016
congrats to the couples & to my president, may God bless & keep all.
Education / Re: Simple Looking But Difficult Pattern, Only Geniuses Can Get This by Janetozi(f): 5:07pm On Jan 13, 2016
139 x 3 = 417 √ 258 x 2 = 516 √

Trust me, this is the answer. I know, highly annoying, right?
Education / Re: Simple Looking But Difficult Pattern, Only Geniuses Can Get This by Janetozi(f): 5:03pm On Jan 13, 2016
139 x 3 = 417
258 x 2 = 516

Trust me, this is the answer. I know, highly annoying, right?
Romance / Re: My Friend Sleeps And Walks Around Naked In My House. by Janetozi(f): 4:31pm On Jan 13, 2016
Why do Nigerians reason like animals from the bush ,your friend is comfortable with his body ,he has the same thing you have ,why are you so bothered with it ?
Does he walk around naked when you have female guests?
Does he do it when your parents are around ?
Then what the Bleep is wrong with you ,unless you are a gay man and his unclothedness is getting to you .
that kind of attitude is totally disgusting. whether they are of the same sex or opposite. imagine if the bush around his manhood is not shave, it will be an eyesore to the op, how can he eat and enjoy his food in that situation?

do u know the bad luck it brings by looking at one dirty black ass all the time walking up & down in ur house?

@ op, that ur friend must be mentally slowpoke, if he will not change, kick him out.
Crime / Re: Graphic Photo Of The Woman Who Was Murdered By Her Step-son In Enugu by Janetozi(f): 3:52pm On Jan 03, 2016
100 years imprisonment.
Religion / Re: The Church Being Built By Governor Dickson In Bayelsa - Photos by Janetozi(f): 3:39pm On Jan 03, 2016
Sorry sir, u can not bribe God.
Celebrities / Re: This Photo Of Dija At The #headies Has Got Everyone Talking by Janetozi(f): 9:28am On Jan 02, 2016
she got an extraordinary neck
Religion / Re: Obinna Onuoha Builds Statue Of Jesus, "Biggest" In Africa by Janetozi(f): 6:57am On Jan 02, 2016
Jesus must be shaking his head and hissing at Mr obinna's stupidity.
this is Catholically bullshit. :'


Forum Games / Re: Let’s See How Smart You Are: Zoo Animal Face by Janetozi(f): 10:20pm On Jan 01, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Rita Nzelu Returns To Nigeria After Years In London (photos) by Janetozi(f): 8:10pm On Jan 01, 2016
Crime / Re: My Experience In The Hands Of One Chance Driver And His Crew by Janetozi(f): 7:51pm On Apr 10, 2015
Op i thank God for ur life.

This "1 chance" issue is serious and terrible that one needs to add it as prayer point every morning apart of being careful, bcoz they may bring a different tactics.

For me, if i don't see enough ppl in the bus, or passenger didn't drop at the bus/stop where i am waiting and i didn't see money in the conductor's hand, i won't enter.

Though it is God alone that can save us.

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Politics / Re: 33 Lessons From The Last Presidential/representatives Election in Nigeria by Janetozi(f): 11:20am On Apr 06, 2015
Dis is stinking trash!

1. U don't always accept defeat. Most times u rise up and fight again. Accepting defeat is accepting failure.

2. Power to change things is not always in ur hands. Destiny also plays a role in ur life, no matter how hard u try sometimes.

3. Says who? U shld also go to the toilet with ur certificate. Unforseen happens dat can make u lose dem.

4. Must u wait to old age to achieve ur aim? Ur mates also did it at young age.

5. AIT and co didn't toy. Dey were doing bizness and obeying orders. What if GEJ had won?

6. I don't need everything. I need money.

7. And who says GEJ played ethnic politics. Or who didn't?

8. Dis is politics. no permanent friends nor enemies. All about interests.

9. Ur influence is never mature without aflluence. Why did GMB accept sponsorship from Amaechi. He shld have continued the old way.

10. Nobody is incharge of time.

11. There are natural occurrences u can't control.

12. Sometimes u must impose. Most impositions have also worked. This is politics.

13. U just contradicted No. 1.

14. No man is deemed sincere, except in times of adversities.

15. Clergies are humans. dey have sentiments too.

16. No tool may be deemed until it has given u the right results.

17. the people choice is not always the best.

18. Over confidence is part of politics. No politicians tells u he will lose.
@ no1. Buhari refused to accept defeat and the innocent Nigerians paid with their blood and u expect a gentle man like Gej to Act like Buhari.

Had it been he refuse to accept change & fight instead, a strange bullet may locate u or someone u love.

Mr we are tired of war, we want peace.

@ no 2-18 you are talking trash, u are a perfect description of a noisy parker.

Pardon me, i don't mean to offend u.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Massacre Of 147 people In Kenya: Face Behind The Attack by Janetozi(f): 9:27pm On Apr 04, 2015
Muslims!!! Do u ppl really derive peace from shedding innocent bloodcry

may the spirit of Allah be cast out of every Muslims IJN, amen.angry
Crime / Re: Survivor From Kenya Massacre Emerges After Two Days In Wardrobe (photo) by Janetozi(f): 9:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
not ISLAMIST they are called EXTREMIST ... the diff is clear
and what religion does those EXTREMIST belongs to.

Which religion made promises of seven virgins to the men depending on the number of pple killed

If u call it EXTREMIST without adding ISLAM, the it is not complete.


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Romance / Re: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by Janetozi(f): 4:54pm On Apr 04, 2015
Not i am a lazy reader, it's Just that i easily get bored.
Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Husband To Death Over PDP, APC Presidential Candidates by Janetozi(f): 8:53am On Mar 30, 2015
Too bad

RIP to the dead.
PDP thugs everywhere and killing all in the name of a victory they will never smell. Even women of PDP are armed and deadly.
Say no to violence PDP and stop the killing spree.

say no to violence, war and chaos irrespective of your political party.

Sai Buhari
i will not insult u or call u names just like other people are doing for this ur comment, because of all the people in this nairaland, i am the only one that know that u are an illiterate.

I know it was one stupid fool that helps u to read the article.
Crime / Re: Woman Stabs Husband To Death Over PDP, APC Presidential Candidates by Janetozi(f): 8:39am On Mar 30, 2015
The satanic demonic and violent spirit of APC have possess her.

God will save us from APC and Sai baba IJN.
Politics / Re: President-Elect To Emerge Today-Jega by Janetozi(f): 8:17am On Mar 30, 2015
who is this one making noise like an overfed she goat
i will reply u after jona have been declared winner.
Politics / Re: President-Elect To Emerge Today-Jega by Janetozi(f): 7:54am On Mar 30, 2015
and d winner is.....sai baba
u are celebrating blindly, ur eyes will open when the result is finally out and Goodluck declared winner.
Politics / Re: President-Elect To Emerge Today-Jega by Janetozi(f): 7:45am On Mar 30, 2015

You only saw results in buhari strong holds where Gej shared high number of votes anu ure already threatening violence like a typical apc supporter...you're yet to see SE and SS where buhari won't even get upt to 5% in that whole region and btw, u can't do more than a hanging pant when Gej wins....lol
tell that goat.
Politics / Re: President-Elect To Emerge Today-Jega by Janetozi(f): 7:40am On Mar 30, 2015
No shaking!!

Jonathan is a winner.


Religion / Re: He Was Asked To Return His Waec Certificate ?? by Janetozi(f): 1:05pm On Mar 29, 2015
What a holy nonsense!!!

If ur friend return that Certificate, if hunger no kill am for this Nigeria, make u know Sey i never open my bible since my mama born me.

If God ask him to return it, what happens to his Mercies and the forgiveness he promise us.

Ur friend have ment with the wrong pastor, he should take off his shoe and run for his destiny.
Religion / Re: He Was Asked To Return His Waec Certificate ?? by Janetozi(f): 12:47pm On Mar 29, 2015
Our God is too merciful for that.

If he return the WAEC certificates what about the uni degree he got from the university through the WAEC certificate?

He only need to confess ask for forgiveness and promise God it won't happen again.

People that kills for money, when the encounter God, the just confess to God and made a promise to him never to kill again and God forgives them. Will he ask them to bring back to life those they have killed?

Many of us, myself included have stolen from our parent. Either from their pot or purse. When we letter confess and tell them how sorry we are they will forgive us without asking us to replace the meat or money not to talk of a merciful God.

Some pastor's ear needs spiritual healing, they should make sure they heard from God before saying o.

The person should meet another real man of God to confirm what the first pastor says, if they are saying the same thing, then he should obey without delay.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Beheads 23 People And Sets Homes On Fire In Borno by Janetozi(f): 7:22pm On Mar 28, 2015
Boko haram will meet their death in a worse painful manner IJN.

I am celebrating Gej victory in advance.

Gej till 2019.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Denies Sending SMS Canvassing Votes For Jonathan, Threatens Court Action by Janetozi(f): 5:28pm On Mar 28, 2015
I didn't get any message on my phone o! undecided
even me
Politics / Re: PDP VOTER: 300 PVC's stolen In Ebonyi - by Janetozi(f): 5:14pm On Mar 28, 2015
Who be the candidate of his choice na?
Romance / Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by Janetozi(f): 3:06pm On Mar 28, 2015
I'm confused and I need your advice here.

The lady is a nurse at a hospital where we met, and she fell in love with me at first sight, the only problem is she has been married for 3 years and she desperately needs a child of her own, she once had a miscarriage back in 2012 and nothing more since then & she doesn't wana adopt.

She has begged and begged me to impregnate her since her husband has tried and tried but to no avail, she even said she wants to elope with me but I disagreed (no be me go put asunder o embarassed) plus I have a girlfriend and I love her so muchacho kiss

She disturbs me every minute of the day with phone calls and whatsapp messages sending me her naked pictures which I keep deleting
The lady even threatened me that she will first kill me before killing herself if I don't give her a child. undecided

I'm so confused right now cos she is taking it too far, how can I escape this mad woman on the loose??
yawa don happen naw.

Do what ur Pen!s tells u, listen to ur pen!s and not ur mind.
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Response After Card Reader Failure by Janetozi(f): 11:03am On Mar 28, 2015
We have heard u Sir but what about those enemies of peace called APC supporters?

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