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Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Raping His Daughter by Jankoller(m): 6:30pm On Jul 25, 2013
xynerise:
Bro, you are right grin.

Check all the inset related threads on Nairaland and you will see that the men involved are all Yoruba
Tribal biggots.
Politics / Re: Okupe Gets A BMW From President Jonathan - SaharaReporters by Jankoller(m): 6:20pm On Jul 25, 2013
God'll purnish Goodluck! + Okupe and em! Em! EMMMM. Wait make i puff my weed.
Politics / Re: Ali Pate Resigns (Minister Of Health) by Jankoller(m): 5:55pm On Jul 24, 2013
Good one Prof, go in peace.
Family / Re: Evil Acts You Committed As A Kid by Jankoller(m): 8:00pm On Jul 22, 2013
Part 1.
Stole money from my step-mothers' purse to implicate my half-brothers.
Thrown a big stone into our pot of stew, my dad was served the stone(see fight that day).
One day, i deflated my daddy's tire because he refused to give me ten naira.
I once injected a very hot iron into our neighboor's goat. The goat died that day.
All this happened while i was in primary school.
Part 2.
Whenever i was asked by my mother to hawk fish against my wish, i'll sell part of it,dash my friend the rest and spend the money on renting of keke baba idowu.
Stole my daddy's twenty thousand naira and dash our neighboor the stolen money. I was beaten and our neighboor was taken to police station.
I mixed grinded pepper in my sister's powder because she reported me to my dad. The list is endless. I'm now a bettter person.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Mistaken For A Waiter In 2003 by Jankoller(m): 5:21pm On Jul 22, 2013
rotexsky: WHO IS OBAMA?
Ask Google.
Romance / Re: 10 Lies Women Tell Men! by Jankoller(m): 5:57pm On Jul 12, 2013
I love you with all my heart.
Romance / Re: 6 Wrong Reasons To Start A Relationship by Jankoller(m): 11:18pm On Jul 09, 2013
@favormi

U are a commodity of no economic value.
Politics / Re: Oba Olofa Of Offa Dethroned by Jankoller(m): 10:51pm On Jul 09, 2013
After spending over 100 million naira in renovating the palace. This shows there are many things money can't buy.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kidnap 3 Soldiers - AP by Jankoller(m): 10:27am On Jun 30, 2013
No terrorist organization has ever won a battle against a state, Boko haram will be a thing of the past. Its just a matter of time. Long live federal republic of Nigeria.
Politics / Re: 2,000 Civilians Flee Borno To Niger Republic by Jankoller(m): 9:49am On May 20, 2013
May God help us, Nigeria is gradualy turning 2 iraq.
Health / Re: Eat More Insects - UN To Starving People by Jankoller(m): 11:20am On May 15, 2013
Go and get as many insecticide as possible. Tawa no fit catch insect, na rat e fit catch.
Family / Re: Soldier Reunited With Mom After 30 Years (Thanks to google) ;D by Jankoller(m): 11:27am On May 12, 2013
30 years? Wonders shall never end.
Family / Re: An Open Letter To Moms From Kid President by Jankoller(m): 11:13am On May 12, 2013
Space booked, i'll be back.
Romance / Re: Your View About Social Network Love? by Jankoller(m): 5:45pm On May 11, 2013
justwise:

I'm sorry but you don't have a point, its the same human being you deal with in real life that uses social network sites, they are not aliens, a cheat is a cheat whether you met him in church or in facebook. There are people who do not have time to socialize, who spent most of their time online as part of their job, so its not only teenagers with less exposure or over aged people with hidden intention that uses social network for love.

Where or how you met somebody wouldn't change the outcome of that relationship
May ur days be long.

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Romance / Re: Your View About Social Network Love? by Jankoller(m): 5:38pm On May 11, 2013
teejay2003: I think it's 50-50
True talk.
Properties / Re: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by Jankoller(m): 3:48pm On May 11, 2013
y2kaustin: Please someone help with answer,will Nigeria ever be good again?.i want to change my Nationality
.
I can help you to change your nationality to any of these, SYRIA,SOMALIA,PAKISTAN,IRAN,CONGO,CENTRAL AFRICA REPUBLIC,IRAQ,MALI and AFGANISTAN. Choose from these options. Mtchewww.

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Properties / Re: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by Jankoller(m): 3:42pm On May 11, 2013
I want to post new topic but i don't know how to do it. Sombody help! Sombody help!! Sombody help!!! Wait make i call 911.
Properties / Re: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by Jankoller(m): 3:20pm On May 11, 2013
CAMEROONPRIDE: Don't go to court no matter what, well expect if your life is threatened, I had the same problem with two tenants(woman and a man) , there are some tenants who are very wicked, and don't know owners also have to feed themselves ...

expect
CAMEROONPRIDE: Don't go to court no matter what, well expect if your life is threatened, I had the same problem with two tenants(woman and a man) , there are some tenants who are very wicked, and don't know owners also have to feed themselves ...

expect or except. Rule 21 broken.
Judge Seun, over to you

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Properties / Re: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by Jankoller(m): 3:15pm On May 11, 2013
zumbigbo: Hire 3 MOPOL for legitimisation,3 OMBATSE for effectiveness and 3 Boko Haram for fear factor. Case closed.
And 3 niger-delta militants 4 implimentation

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Properties / Re: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by Jankoller(m): 3:12pm On May 11, 2013
Landlords and tenants palava. Watch out 4 part 2.
Properties / Re: The Nigerian Tenancy Law On Eviction? by Jankoller(m): 2:59pm On May 11, 2013
nony30:
I personally think ‎u are a wicked man and deserve •̸№ mercy.For •̸№ gud reason ‎u want τ̲̅ȍ evict d poor man when he has •̸№t even defaulted payment just becos someone is offering you higher.well sorry τ̲̅ȍ tell ‎u that d least ‎u will give him is 6 months after expiration of his agreement and then he will take ‎u τ̲̅ȍ rent tribunal where Į̸̸̨ƭ will be discovered he hasn't defaulted cos every thing is in his favour and then d court adjournment will give him another one year in court without rent and ‎u will be found wanting,then he will sue ‎u for damages and spend five yrs in d house making Į̸̸̨ƭ six yrs •̸№ rent for ‎u.This is my prayer for ‎u wicked soul!!
Human right activist, try and go through d post 1ce more and u'll realise u are not on point.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Masterpieces Made With Hundreds Of Anything by Jankoller(m): 2:53pm On May 11, 2013
Nice piece.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Crush By Mast In Lagos (pictured) by Jankoller(m): 9:33am On May 11, 2013
Eeyaa, the mast owner must compensate d family. R.I.P to d dead.
Islam for Muslims / Re: The Difference Between "Islam" And A "Muslim" by Jankoller(m): 5:56pm On May 10, 2013
AbdH:
Error! Jesus was not a Christian.
.
Explain what you mean before i ban you for life.
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Youths To Tambuwal: Leave Dokubo & Kuku Alone by Jankoller(m): 5:20pm On May 10, 2013
werin dey:

What has Islam got to do with this now?
In Nigeria, boko haram colocates islam. Kapiss.

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Politics / Re: Police Killing In Nasarawa: Gov. Al-makura May Be Indicted By Security Report by Jankoller(m): 2:12pm On May 10, 2013
Gej should declare a state of emergency in nasarawa state. Ce'est fini.
Politics / Re: Another Military Plane Crashes In Port-Harcout! by Jankoller(m): 4:39pm On May 09, 2013
That shoemaker(oga jona) dey there? coolThat shoemaker(oga jona) dey there?
Romance / Re: What Is The Cost Of Having A Girlfriend In Nigeria? by Jankoller(m): 4:24pm On May 09, 2013
Yeeepa! Egbami o. Why this topic make front page?
Politics / Re: Bama Massacre Negates Amnesty Talks – Jonathan by Jankoller(m): 4:08pm On May 09, 2013
Our president is a toothless bull-dog.
2015 on my mind, A.P.C on point

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