₦airaland Forum

KashyBaby:
Thats impossible that any man can not noticed while u banged her.. even if u say it's totally dark in the room...

Kashy dearie, its possible. At times a person could be carried away not to notice. Besides it also depends on the "style" or "position" they had.

BeeBeeOoh:
I will cut off my dick for been a disgrace to Dickhood




This is what we call, Pesin See Shit Hin Come Macham, Na Bleep Up..

Lolzzz

This is really disgusting. Personally if I woke up to see an infested *ss like this one. Mehn! I would throw up straight!

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/guys-what-would-you-do-if-you-woke-up.html?m=1

americanigga:
There have been rumours that it is IPOB that has been masqurading as The Avengers, your post has just confirmed it. O my God !!! Biafrans we call you our brothers but you are destroying our land. GOD will never Forgive you.

Than God our eyes are now open

Please be reasonable. Why do we find joy in apportion blames on others for our own mistakes/actions? This is just a case of you trying to give a dog a bad name because you want to hang it

Airforce1:
His name is Alex.
Not smiling all the time is in our nature.
But trust me we are so so cooool like ice water.


The first photo is me

Second Is Alex

I have observed one thing about this guy, he is always looking for attention and flattery. Bros u no b woman na!!!

americanigga:
There are some recent development that have been going on for some time now- The activities of millitants -The Niger Delta Avengers. The whole thing which started as a joke has snowballed into a hydra-headed monster.

Before the recent bombing of the pipelines channeling oil to Kaduna and warri refineries and the Chevron plateform, the president had issued several warnings to this evil people engaging in an act of felony but they have refused to stop.

Lately, the president has ordered the military to do the needful and we know what that means.

The purpose of this post is to open the eyes of the innocent people of Niger Delta. The real enemy is not the federal government, the Yorubas, the Hausas or even the Fulani headsmen, but our real enemy is our close door neighbour who are claiming to be our brothers- The IPOBS and the BIAFRAN hopefuls.

Reasons.

(1) No Igbo man(Biafra or Ipob) has come out to condem the recent bombings by the Avengers. They are happy that we are polluting our lands, thereby destroying our fucture.

(2) They are even instigating the Avengers to keep destroying our infrastructures and our lands and also carry arms against the Nigerian army(especially on social media)

Reasons for this wicked act by Biafrans and Ipobs:

(1) Because Jonathan their adopted son lost the election to Buhari
(2) Because they feel that South South and South West supported the North to defeat Biafra during the civil war. They want South South to go to war with the federal government so that the federal government will kill the people of South South just the way they kill two million Biafrans. To them this is pay back time.

For some time now anybody or group that engages in any form of felony or misdemeanor are immediately backed by some people from the South East. They will back you untill you fall into fire then they will abandone you and mock you. Examples of people lured into fire by the South East:
Goodluck Jonathan, Nnamdi Kanu, Bukola Saraki, Femi Fani Kayode, Olisa Metu, Dokpesi, Tompolo, The Shittes, Dasuki, Deziani, etc. They will tell you that the federal governnent can't do anything, if Buhari tries to arrest any corrupt person they will kill, they will burn, they will bring this country down but their king, Nnamdi Kanu has been in prison for almost a year now nothing has happened. Olisa metu has olso learnt his own lesson he has suddenly turn mute.

Conclussion: The Avengers should immediately lay down their weapons and embrace the amnesty program. The Elders in Niger Delta should come out and condem the bombings. Please we should not destroy our own land because we do not have another one.

GOD BLESS NIGER DELTA
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS BUHARI.

Seriously bro u didn't make any common sense.... Am not a promoter of IPOB, but I feel your write-up is written purely out of hatred and lacks moral standing. You should have also included that the IPOB's are backing boko haram and the fulani herdsmen too.

queenoflafia:
See tiny tiny joysticks o

just wondering oh! But seriously are u from Lafia?

To mark her birthday Princess shared these photos.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/comedienne-princess-shares-hot-photos.html?m=1

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Nine years after their marriage Nollywood actor, Kenneth Okonkwo and his pretty wife Ifeoma have welcomed their first child.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/9yrs-after-marriage-nollywood-actor.html?m=1

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As written by the mum of two on her IG page this morning. See message below.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BFGb4qip-sG/?hl=en

reyscrub:
Even PhD cant handle dis advance plumbing task.

D only guru dat can handle dis is Emeritus Professor with 50 yes of work in d field.

hahahahaha! I swear you are a clown

I can't believe my eyes!! Is this for real?

www.divineloveudorji..com/2016/05/when-you-have-phd-in-plumbing-hilarious.html

The Sokoto State Command of the National Drugs Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) on Friday arrested a female Youth Corps member currently serving in Zamfara with nine kilogrammes of Indian hemp. The Commandant of the agency in the state, Alhaji Mohammed Idris, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Sokoto.

Idris said the suspect was serving in Gumi local Government area of Zamfara and was arrested along Sokoto-Gusau Road in Sokoto. He said the suspect had confessed that she was initiated into the business by a fellow corps member.

He said the suspect had boarded a luxury bus from Onitsha in Anambra, to Sokoto, from where she would board another bus to Gumi in Zamfara, when she was arrested at a check point in Sokoto.

The commandant said investigation had already commenced to fish out those who initiated her and their
source of supplies, in order to prosecute them.

“We will charge the suspect to court as soon as we are through with our investigation,” he said.

The suspect told NAN at the NDLEA Command, Sokoto, that she regretted her action, saying she did not know how her parents would feel about her arrest.

“I am ashamed of myself; this is my first time of engaging in this illegal business. I strongly advise fellow corps members to avoid falling into the temptation of such crooked means of making money, “she said.

www.divineloveudorji..com/2016/05/i-am-ashamed-of-myself-female-corps.html

Alhaja Sidikat Yekini aged mother of late Super Eagles striker, Rashidi Yekini now sells bread to survive in Ira Town, Kwara State of Nigeria, four years after the death of her son.

www.divineloveudorji..com/2016/05/late-rashidi-yekinis-mother-still-sells.html

A Mexican policewoman sacked for posing for a topless 'selfie' in her uniform that went viral has told of how her marriage is in crisis over her new found fame.

Nidia Garcia revealed how her husband isn't speaking to her, and her family were left speechless by the pictures - as she is now working as a stripper since leaving the police force. Nidia, told MailOnline: 'The photo wasn't taken for my husband. And he was so disgusted that I had been capable of letting another man take such photos that he left the house. I told him that if he wanted to leave, then he should go. Now, as I am beginning to perform as a stripper, he is pretending none of it is going on,' she said.

Nidia revealed the topless photo inside a police vehicle while on duty were taken a year ago as part of a 'funny
game' she was playing with her patrol partner. Continue...

She said: 'My patrol partner is like a brother to me. I'm not having an affair with him, or anyone else, we simply took the photos as a laugh.'

But when Nidia lost her phone last month, she began to receive messages from an anonymous caller, threatening to publish the pictures on social media unless she slept with them.

'It was a horrible time. I was so scared of destroying my daughters' lives and becoming known as an immoral woman in my hometown,' she said. 'I knew the blackmailer was someone within my police unit, but I chose to ignore the messages.'

The uncensored photo was published on Facebook on Friday April 15, and by the Sunday it had already been shared over 500,000 times across social media platforms.

Nadia went on: 'It was awful, mainly because of the disappointment within my family. I had to explain to my parents why I did it, and who I did it with. It's only now that they're coming to terms with it,' she said.

Nidia has two young daughters with her husband Jesus Miguel Galindo, who is also a police officer in Nuevo Leon state, a region to the south of Texas troubled by organised crime. 'My husband is ignoring the fact that I'm now a stripper.

The whole scandal has been extremely hard on him, since he has to listen to his colleagues laugh about me and make fun of him.' 'I just want to put it behind us and start again. But these things are impossible to forget,' she said.

Nidia's supposed repentance hasn't stopped her from making the most of the situation. Less than a week after the photos emerged she had signed on with a talent agent and was performing at the Monterrey strip club Poisson.

'Nidia is one of the most famous women in Mexico,' says her agent Mario Rodriguez, who pays his client $700 (£480) for each strip show she puts on.

'Whoever was threatening her with posting her intimate photos online did her a massive favour.'

Now a bonafide stripper, Nidia is fully booked until the start of September. She will spend the coming months touring Mexico's top strip clubs.


www.divineloveudorji..com/2016/05/policewoman-sacked-for-taking-topless.html

With the trending Tiwa Savage and Tee billz marital issue, Uti Nwachukwu sounding pained took to his google+ account yesterday to air out his views.


Read below.


The insensitivity, hypocrisy and down right judgemental attitude displayed about the Teebillz and Tiwa issue is utterlydisgusting and extremely heart wrenching.

First of I've overheard and read comments from different people having the audacity to actually choose sides!!! WOW! Who made u Judge and Jury?! This is a Holy Matrimony we
are talking about here. and you open up your mouths and say what ever u deem worthy to spill out ?! 'Oh Teebillz did dis and shouldn't do this. Tiwa did this and shouldn't do that. Bla bla Blaa!!!

Then some of u make jokes! Memes! About the demise of someone's marriage ?!! You actually point fingers and call names and sadly some of you are laughing and rejoicing over this? You think it's okay to use this and express reasons why you are not married ? Really ?! BE SENSITIVE!!!! The thing about life is whatever you sow. U will reap!

More disappointing is fellow entertainment Personalities actually adding salt to the open wounds!!! You guys should understand what's it like to go thru a public storm! Then let's see how funny or interesting this will be to you when your storm comes.

To everyone reading this I dare say: This could be you!! Could be ur parents! Could be your Sister or Brother! .

Did some of you even sit down to try and fathom what could possibly be going on in their heads right now ?! Their families? Yeh I know some of you will make uppity statements like this will never happen to me , I will never do this ! I won't try that. Not my family. God forbid!

Well newsflash! Every single family will experience a 'God Forbid' incident whether they like it or not! It could be
anything! We don't choose what happens to us or our family members. It just happens. And Trust me when I say this. NONE OF U WILL EVER KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO WALK IN THE SHOES OF TIWA OR TEEBILLZ. NONE!!

So Hold your peace and discuss behind closed doors and air ur opinions in the privacy of ur spaces. Be SENSITIVE.

Some have the effrontery to say they are making snide remarks and jokes because they are fans..fans.really?! Do u know what it means to be a fanatic?! It means love&support regardless of whatever happens.

You should never kick anyone while they are down. Never !!! WHAT some of you don't know or have failed to realise is that the FAMILY/MARRIAGE INSTITUTION is under HEAVY ATTACK!! YES that's definitely the new strategy of the Devil!
Recognise !!! So don't be so quick to rejoice over someone else's demise....BE SENSITIVE!

Teebillz and Tiwa are personal and close friends of mine. Neighbours in 1004 since 2011. I watched the relationship blossom and even started teasing them about the Love
before they went public with it. Now with the recent happenings my heart aches deeply.

Every quiet moment I have away from work and play. I think of them and I do what people who claim they Love others do. I pray for both of them! Which is what I would implore and Beg you all reading this to Do. Let God heal. Let God comfort. Let HIS perfect will be done. Let God restore and compensate. Let both of them find Happiness Peace Love strength and Joy.

NIGERIANS. AFRICANS please Have a heart and BE SENSITIVE Towards ALL PERSONAL ISSUES. YES Entertainers are public personalities but guess what. They hurt. They bleed. They cry. YES THEY ARE MADE OF FLESH AND BLOOD JUST LIKE YOU. Rejoicing over their sadness will not add an atom of success progress or Inner Joy to your lives. BE SENSITIVE!

You know the good thing about storms? There's always a silver lining and the sunshine is always Next. God bless Tiwa and TeeBillzz.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/tiwatee-billz-issue-hypocrisy.html?m=1

The hastag LiesBoysTell is currently trending on twitter and the comments are very funny.


Add yours.........


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/hilarious-liesboystell-checkout-peoples.html?m=1

Written By: Onyedinma Uchechukwu Favour
A Junior Secondary School (JSS) 3 Student


Read Below:

Nigeria my dream country filled with great people, both young and old. Blessed with natural and human resources. Mighty amongst all nations of the earth.

Oh yea! leaders of this great country turn from your evil ways and embrace peace and unity. Disregard embezzlement and corruption and acknowledge goodwill.

Oh my dear country, let's stop the killings and bombing. Be it Fulani Herdsmen, Niger Delta Militias, Boko Haram, MASSOB or IPOB, we are all one. Let us put aside our ethnic and religious differences. Let us all love each other and work together for the good of our country, a country where we all live in peace and harmony!

We have existed together for years, lets not allow ethnicity and tribalism tear us apart.

Would there really be a time where I would walk around freely without having the fear of being kidnapped? Lets shun kidnapping, armed robbery, prostitution and other wrongs doings. For it will lead to the downfall of this great country.

I look forward to a Nigeria where when I write my JAMB and pass I'm certain of getting admission, a nation where I'm certain of graduating from school, when I'm supposed to, without been frightened by strike.

A Nigeria where politicians would be humble enough to step down, if they can't achieve their goals and give room for those who can.

A Nigeria where, outside our shores we would want to be associated with rather than been called "thieves and fraudsters".

A Nigeria where workers are been paid when due, where pensioners are given their pensions and are well taken care of.

A Nigeria where the youths are gainfully employed, where it's not all about who you know that matters, but your skills and abilities speaks for you!

A Nigeria where every vote counts, every voice is heard, and everyone is secured.

A Nigeria where health care services are provided and possibly free and accessible to every citizen.

A Nigeria where the law is respected, valued, obeyed and stands for what is right. Where the law defends the innocent and gives the right judgements to the guilty.

A Nigeria that is free from bad roads, poor electricity supply, poor living conditions, bad water etc.

A Nigeria free from religious and ethnic sentiments, where everyone is free to practice his or her religion and do that which is right.

Let us unite and build up our nation, the Nigeria of our dream and the only place we can call home.


GOD BLESS NIGERIA AMEN!!!!



Cc: lalasticlala, mydn44

Infohelp:
Done!

sorry that's an old email address, couldn't remember the password. Do drop your email address, so I could reach you...

Infohelp:
You can get news from punch, and the rest but the story have to be re-written.

ehn!!! Now u are talking. That's not a big deal, I would give you that with a perfect touch of professionalism . PM me if you are ready for business

Infohelp:
News specifically. I know it's like small but just for a short time the pay will increase.

Am a news writer, an editor and a blogger, let's be realistic as an up-and-coming you can hardly get 90 percent of your news stories without actually plagiarising in one way or the other. Why because most of these events are made exclusive to professional journalist alone or why do you think too many bloggers dive into the entertainment niche, its basically because entertainment news are easy to source than the everyday news we see. This is why you should chose your niche wisely before becoming a blogger

Infohelp:
Hello Peeps, I'm in need of a news writer who will be dedicated to the job, someone that won't copy and paste stories... For the main time, I just need someone that will be able to post 5-6 stories a day and what I can pay for now is N5,000 a month but will pay every two weeks meaning first two weeks 3k then the other two weeks 2k.. Any body interested should pls reply. Thanks

Bro don't you think that amount is too small for an original story? That less than #50 per "Original" story.. With 5-6 posts daily. Bro the truth be told, no sane news writer can do that... U self think am na!!!!

This robber was caught last night stealing at the NHIS building at No. 112, Obafemi Awolowo way, Ikeja.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/robber-beaten-up-stripped-naked-in.html?m=1

Earlier today, I went with my brother Ahmed Yusuf to buy some stuffs for our breakfast, we decided to buy 5 Alive on our way home.

At first, he poured it inside mugs, we tasted it and noticed that the taste was bad, we went further by pouring it
inside a wide plate and this was what we found.

I don't know any Consumers' agency to report this to but I've posted it on Twitter and it's trending already, people should beware of these packaged drinks.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/what-this-guy-saw-inside-five-alive.html?m=1

lalasticlala

Nigerian soldiers deployed in the ongoing operation Lafiya Dole in the North East have captured nine members of the Boko Haram sect who were hiding in fox holes in Borno State.

The Acting Director, Army Public Relations, Col. Sani Usman, said in a statement today that the troops of the 22 Brigade Garrison, captured the insurgents during a clearance operation at terrorists hideouts of Cinga, Mallum Maja, Bosuma and Murye villages.

He also said three of the insurgents were also killed by the troops. He added that the insurgents were terrorizing innocent villagers with dangerous weapons before the operation.

According to him, the troops recovered ‘nine dane guns, three machetes, one bow with arrows, six motorcycles used by the Boko Haram terrorists to ferry slaughtered cow meats to Boko Haram terrorists hideouts, one tricycle, four Tiger Generators and one solar panel.


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/05/troops-captures-9-insurgents-kill-3.html?m=1

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Former Super Falcons star, Chichi Igbo turned 30 years old yesterday May 1st. Check out the new pics Chichi shared to celebrate her big day.

www.divineloveudorji..com/2016/05/footballer-chichi-igbo-shares-hot.html

Should this really be the basis of determining a good boyfriend? I feel this is one of the major reasons why many women fall into bad relationships, they tend to place money over everything.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/04/when-you-have-gold-digger-as-girlfriend.html?m=1

UrennaNkoli:
Most of you just photoshop these images to tarnish the name of Christianity.

Photoshop the pics and added the pastor's name, photo and church address?

Couldn't stop laughing since I saw this.

www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/04/when-pastor-is-into-sport-betting.html?m=1