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RomanceRe: What Qualities Do Guys Expect From Their Partners? by jarkata(m): 5:20pm On Jan 31, 2013
I hate indiscipline,lack of tolerance,pomposity,lazyness,nagging and promiscuity from ladies.i prefer to be single rather than having a lady with d above qualities.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ethiopia : Who Is Your Man Of The Match? by jarkata(m): 8:06am On Jan 30, 2013
Horayce: the guy with the red boots on the right impressed me, whats his name?
Don jazzy
SportsRe: How Do We Play Cote D'ivoire - Suggestions And Advice by jarkata(m): 7:55am On Jan 30, 2013
born2fuck: Our midfielder do not click with attackers, our right full back and left full back can't support the attacking either. I think our coach should change to 4-4-2 system, since Emenike is not getting any passes, he should let the midfielder be closer to each other and not playing through non functioning flank this time, we can create two defensive midfielder to support the defence, moses should return to left midfield and we should look for a suitable right midfielder, we should forget the offensive midfielder cos it doesn't function at all,two strikers maybe need while one will be moving back to offensive midfielder to get the ball and other posting as threat to their defenders should they default
u don coach a club b4?
RomanceRe: Singles, What Are Your Plans For Valentine's Day? by jarkata(m): 4:23pm On Jan 29, 2013
I dey,i dont have anything to do with valentine dis year, i dont want to play any game,it's waste of time and energy,no flower ,no beach,no shoprites,no mr bigs,no credit wasting,no pressure for me to know her parents,no i need more.
EducationRe: Your Best And Worst Secondary School Subjects? by jarkata(m): 6:23pm On Jan 24, 2013
I like d subjects in d ff order;
1.chemistry
2.mathematics
3.agric science
4.physics
5.geography
6.english
7.yoruba
8.biology
9.economics
SportsRe: Nigeria's Draw Against Burkina-Faso, Who Do You Blame? by jarkata(m): 6:14am On Jan 22, 2013
I dont blame anybody.
what do u expect dem to play?
dey r not good enough,everybody knows dat.
￴dey have not blend with one another for a very long time.
EducationRe: Would You Study The Same Course Again? by jarkata(m): 5:17pm On Jan 20, 2013
kingphemy: Wouldn't want to study Applied geophysics in Nigeria again but abroad. If nigeria, I will definitely go for yoruba language. That way I will earn a 1st class!
My friend what is wrong with geophysics? I have a friend dat had first class in app.geophysic in FUTA
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is Single On Nairaland? by jarkata(m): 1:16pm On Jan 19, 2013
When it comes to dis kind of thread (se*xuality and romance) u'll see coment here and there.imagine see where d thread waka reach,i know d page would soon enter 50PAGES b4 d day runs out.make it be say na super eagles or politics matter hardly u go see coment.for me i'm single above 30 years not ready to mingle cos i'm too busy.NA BY FORCE?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Know About Or Join Nairaland? by jarkata(m): 1:38pm On Jan 18, 2013
I search a job frm nairalist own by d same person,tru dat i was directed to nairalant,spent some time as a guest before open an acct last year.by d way what is d reason for dis sobar questn?
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by jarkata(m): 10:20am On Jan 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: simple Queen's english

You are welcome sir.
Better
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by jarkata(m): 8:32am On Jan 15, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: ur welcome wink
why is it difficult for u to type (u r welcome) instead of ur welcome.does it sound correct
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by jarkata(m): 5:30pm On Jan 14, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: u couldv typed

"Single and too busy to mingle"
thanks for ur observation prof.
RomanceRe: What Attracted You To Your Present Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by jarkata(m): 1:30pm On Jan 13, 2013
I don delete her,she is an introvert and too boring.i have none for now my work is 7 to 7 no time,work! work!! work!!!
CareerRe: University Courses That Are Waste Of Time by jarkata(m): 9:20am On Jan 12, 2013
No course can be a waste of time even make u study enzymology,botany fishry,forestry,metreology,soil science e.t.c if u go make am u go still make am.watin make ppl wey no go school atal atal dey make am,why u no go make am.acquiring a degree is just d foundation on preparedness to face challenges also, to be able to think reversibly on approching any matter and to initiate new ideas and design methodology
CareerRe: University Courses That Are Waste Of Time by jarkata(m): 8:50am On Jan 12, 2013
chineji: Botany and geophysics and microbiology and environmental biology and history and theology and religious studies and architecture
Achi na baba,geophysics na oil and gas coy na,why u dey Bleep up,u no dey see vacany for microbiology￴
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by jarkata(m): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2013
U r under curse if;
After u pass series of test and interview with NNPC and d last stage of d interview,ur interviewer is HON.PATRICK OBAHIAGHON a.k.a igodomugodo.ur own don finish u no go know when he tells u to sit down.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Your Favorite Man Of God? by jarkata(m): 9:13am On Jan 06, 2013
Pastor Adeboye and Rev.kasali of FOTA
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is Saying No But Her Actions Is Saying Yes by jarkata(m): 9:00am On Jan 06, 2013
Walexy96: Guy, these are kind of girls I always wish to meet. If you can call me and I give u some certain hints u ll get her in your bed in less than a week. Trust me. You may not understand if I write those tips here..... Sorry am not a good writer. 08101899803 take the advice of those who say u should give her space and then call me for the two other steps.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is Saying No But Her Actions Is Saying Yes by jarkata(m): 8:56am On Jan 06, 2013
Walexy96: Guy, these are kind of girls I always wish to meet. If you can call me and I give u some certain hints u ll get her in your bed in less than a week. Trust me. You may not understand if I write those tips here..... Sorry am not a good writer. 08101899803 take the advice of those who say u should give her space and then call me for the two other steps.
Which kind yeye tips be dat,.if a girl likes u,she don like u be dat,inrespective of how u propose to her.anyhow u talk am if she go like u, she go still like u and if u talk frm now till tomorrow if she no go follow u she no go follow.ladies are more susceptible to feelings rather dan talks from d mouth.most ladies i dated for d past started just with play play friendship b4 materializing to dating,NO TOO MUCH TALK
FamilyRe: The Most Traumatic Experience You Ever Suffered In Your Life by jarkata(m): 4:26pm On Jan 01, 2013
I was in a traumatized state troughout my schooling period cos i didn't study d course i love most.i had more passion for chemistry while in secondary school,i was doing well in chemistry during dis period,dis made me to purse an ambition to study industrial chemistry in a university after secondary school.u know d problem? After gaining d admission for industrial chemistry,some of my step brothers dat have says in d family rose up and said industrial chemistry is not a good course, dat their is no job opportunity for industrial chemist,they just poisson my mind,u know me as a teenager then what do u expect,dey say i should study mechanical engineering and they convince my mother and my mother appeal to me to obtain another jamb,i forfeited d admission dat year.d most excruciating part is, it took me another 3years b4 i could get mechanical engineering,despite d fact dat i didnt like d course initially but just to fulfil all rightousness.but i thank God for everything.d fact still remains dat,my traumatic experience became aggravated each time i see some of my secondary school mates dat studied chemistry dat are doing very well or each time i come across anybody dat study d course dat doing very well,though mechanical is good,but i am not just fufiled by being prevented frm studying chemistry bc iam more passionable about d course.i strongly beleived dat; course is not d determinant factor to succed in life.i've come across millionairas dat study chemistry.
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Want God To Do For You In This Year 2013? by jarkata(m): 6:08am On Jan 01, 2013
[quote author=nuges...1]Above al I pray 4 d favour,grace&his mercies...2013 in a bit barely 10mins[/quote]Same thing for me also
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Want God To Do For You In This Year 2013? by jarkata(m): 5:55am On Jan 01, 2013
Kazey1st: 2013... Good job, good health, good success, good marriage, good protection for me, my family nd all nigerians... Amen
And me too
CareerRe: To All Recently Sacked Fidelity Staffs. by jarkata(m): 7:43am On Dec 30, 2012
uihebom: Dis country is obviously going down, they are lucky its not my brother dey killed during that subsidy protest. I swear to almighty God, Nigerian police no for get rest o.
Watin u for do? toothless bulldog[b]
uihebom: Dis country is obviously going down, they are lucky its not my brother dey killed during that subsidy protest. I swear to almighty God, Nigerian police no for get rest o.
Watin u for do? toothless bulldog[/b]
uihebom: Dis country is obviously going down, they are lucky its not my brother dey killed during that subsidy protest. I swear to almighty God, Nigerian police no for get rest o.
Watin u for do? toothless bulldog
EducationRe: Universities To Avoid If You Are Immoral From Your Home by jarkata(m): 11:56am On Dec 27, 2012
It all depends on individual moral and discipline acquired from parents and their environment.even after graduating from all these listed university dey still came out to become wayward because the tincture of hooliganism,promiscuity,cultism and pilfering had already inculcated in dem from their various homes,no amount of level of training and discipline can change dem.they stil come out and change to their old way of life .they are all pretenders while on campus.I could remember during my NYSC in d north,while camping, two ladies from one of the listed University above were caught inside the bush in d day time in an act of lesbianism,could u imagine'''
CareerRe: What Did Your Company Give For Christmas Essenco. by jarkata(m): 7:14am On Dec 25, 2012
A month basic salary plus 5 ppl to share one bag of rice but d rice was rejected by d workers say for watin happen hw could 5 ppl share a bag plus a littre of g.oil
RomanceRe: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by jarkata(m): 4:42am On Dec 23, 2012
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fellis: Look at the men on this thread feeling like important people that are very important and don't waste time chasing girls. grin grin grin
Ok o, we have heard, you don't chase women. abeg you guyz should go and sleep.
See how they are talkng about how women are superficial creatures that run after rich guys as if men are not also superficial.
Abi o,na true jare,i like ur talk.but dont prove hard to get,dis is computer age,man no get time to waste pursuing a girl,it is my policy if i ask a girl out or check on her at home up to 3 times and she did not bother to call on me i mean to check me at my place,i don delete am be dat no time,dat means she no get my time.
fellis: Look at the men on this thread feeling like important people that are very important and don't waste time chasing girls. grin grin grin
Ok o, we have heard, you don't chase women. abeg you guyz should go and sleep.
See how they are talkng about how women are superficial creatures that run after rich guys as if men are not also superficial.
Abi o,na true jare,i like ur talk.but dont prove hard to get,dis is computer age,man no get time to waste pursuing a girl,it is my policy if i ask a girl out or check on her at home up to 3 times and she did not bother to call on me i mean to check me at my place,i don delete am be dat no time,dat means she no get my time.
fellis: Look at the men on this thread feeling like important people that are very important and don't waste time chasing girls. grin grin grin
Ok o, we have heard, you don't chase women. abeg you guyz should go and sleep.
See how they are talkng about how women are superficial creatures that run after rich guys as if men are not also superficial.
Abi o,na true jare,i like ur talk.but dont prove hard to get,dis is computer age,man no get time to waste pursuing a girl,it is my policy if i ask a girl out or check on her at home up to 3 times and she did not bother to call on me i mean to check me at my place,i don delete am be dat no time,dat means she no get my time.

RomanceRe: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by jarkata(m): 5:55pm On Dec 22, 2012
[quote author=on a good day]when a girl is worth chasing, she would be chased...how can can one be chasing a girl for a while only for him to learn that mr A,B and C has slept with her b4...imagine the disapointment
i chased my girl for about three years while in school, she is 25 now, a pharmacist and still a virgin. Up till now i never regreted chasing her, because she was worth the chase[/quote][quote author=on a good day]when a girl is worth chasing, she would be chased...how can can one be chasing a girl for a while only for him to learn that mr A,B and C has slept with her b4...imagine the disapointment
i chased my girl for about three years while in school, she is 25 now, a pharmacist and still a virgin. Up till now i never regreted chasing her, because she was worth the chase[/quote]
[quote author=on a good day]when a girl is worth chasing, she would be chased...how can can one be chasing a girl for a while only for him to learn that mr A,B and C has slept with her b4...imagine the disapointment
i chased my girl for about three years while in school, she is 25 now, a pharmacist and still a virgin. Up till now i never regreted chasing her, because she was worth the chase[/quote]who told u she is a virgin?
CultureRe: What Tribe Do You Like Best And Why? by jarkata(m): 2:00pm On Dec 21, 2012
Kogites especially ebira or egbira i'm not sure,but these ppl are extra ordinary brilliant. All my ebira guys and babes know book die,they nearly give us heart attack when we dey school and they are accomodating as well[b][/b]
PoliticsRe: Obahiagbon On The Jubilation In Kaduna Over Yakowa's Death by jarkata(m): 6:47pm On Dec 20, 2012
I don't want d kadunarians to fall into an error of lonbrozo bc it is a piteable disma pisma,it is regretably lugubrius dat d microscopic few dat are pilloting d affair of dis nation are chauvnists.we should be looking into d symptom of crime and not d causes of crime.patrick no go kill person
PhonesRe: Compare Current Call Tarriffs. Airtel, Etisalat, MTN, Glo by jarkata(m): 9:15pm On Dec 16, 2012
I don de use airtel tete since econet era.i no even know which package i dey self.all i know is to make call dey cheap well in comparism with others
FashionRe: Why Cant Men Wear Sexy Underwear? by jarkata(m): 4:28pm On Dec 15, 2012
ferhyntorlah: A man's undergarment shouldn't be tight IMO; it should be loosed so that the testicles can breathe and release heat easily.

It can be fitted but not too tight like the ones I'm seeing above. Heat and a man's reproductive system are not friendly.

Please men, abstain from wearing black underwears because it absorbs heat. In thermodynamics, black is an absorber of heat and heat isn't good for the male organ since it affects semen production.
Who tells u all these
RomanceRe: What Is The Essence Of Dating? by jarkata(m): 3:48am On Dec 10, 2012
Dating is an act of familiarity btw two opposite sex with a view to determining d compatibility ratio and coefficient of performance COP.

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