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Cv plus connection both of dem work.it is only government sector dat take man know man serious.most private sector and multinationals still base 75% of their emplyment on merit level.Therefore there is no big deal having a good cv.my challenge is having my date of birth different from d one on WAEC certificate.i've been qustioned several times at d interview venue.pls someone should tell me d effect of this,i can't use d one on my WAEC certificate cos i don tee

[color=#550000][/color] i don hear,se u never get another maga? If she says yes,ok,i feel dey help u sa once in a while but under contract

[/color] i don hear,se u never get another maga? If she says yes,ok,i feel dey help u sa once in a while but under contrac[color=#550000]t

Song better pass mikel ten times in football control and confidence but mikel is better when it comes to accurate passing

Ur parents are struggling to send u go uni.u con dey do another thing,u won marry am now abi u don reach to marry? E be like se u no get assignment , Which faculty u dey self? Dey no dey give una assignment atal? Well! let me help u ,just buy a good package like set of under wears go before her kneel down and tell her u r dieing for her love.next day invite her for shopping,buy her exotic materials dat all.she will be urs for dat semester,next semester renew ur contract if u still want her,no be campus love? Very easy

sheriffmarshal: They just said I shld go and take the test at chamscity abuja that they'll send me the mail later do you have any idea what their salary's like?

U ve not even pass the first stage before d second stage,u r asking for d salary,u r very very funny,pass d test first.less dan 5% is going to be employ for each post,na today dem dey write d test? U better be very fast on d computer and dont waste up to 50secs on a question.best of luck

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Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...

Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...

Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...

U too funny haba.U dont know se dat road posses,since obasanjo regime in 1999 consruction everytime,yet d road never dey ok

Follow ur spirit and mind.it all depends on God .most HND holders are doing well in multinationals and oil companies likewise BSC.BSC is good and at d same time is very good if u further in mathematics to master level.but d fact still remains dat making it in life all depend on God inrespective of qualification.I've seen a family whereby d richest among dem is d one dat work in exon mobile with OND in elect./elect although he later have BSC in economics but till tomorrow he use OND to work.just pray and let God direct u and follow ur mind.BSC in mathematics is good but dat is not d guarntee 4 success is only God.

[quote author=Anyi.]My friend calm down, no be fight. You could just have said something little about it rather than keep silent. As for your challenge I just graduated from Civil Engr... My convocation's this Dec 7th. You're invited[/quote]No wonder u r civil engineer on paper,u have not even gone for any interview before.mcheeeeeeew!! I con de waste my response on ordinary student dat collect money frm parents and uncle.

[quote author=Anyi.]Maintenance engineer that doesn't know the grades of hydraulic oil. Don't know who to blame here. Your school or you. Still undecided.[/quote]mr.know all,u want to tell me dat all wot u've being thaught in schl.is still full in ur memory.let me tell u mechanical engineering is a wide course u can't remember all,all these oil have diff.grade nos,is better to remain silent dan to be saying rubbish dat u r not sure of,dat is my style i only say wot iam very sure of.d fact remains dat i've worked on hydaulic machine before yet i can't remember d grade,we have diff.oil grade,just let me know ur field of study i will ask u one simple question,better still if u r an engineer answer dis question is an interview question as well may be i can learn frm u.WHAT IS D DIFFRNT BTW CENTRIFUGAL AND CENTRIPETAL PUMP,HOW CAN U INCREASE D PRESSURE OF A PUMP.answer me mr.know all

I was invited for an interview at Pz cussons/ wilmer for d post of maintenance engineer.dey only ask me 3 questions;
1.hw many local govt.in lagos state
2.what is d grade of hydraulic oil
After these two questions by diff.ppl.i was just looking, i couldn't alter a word.they just bursted into laughter.later somebody joined dem and dey started their discussion and ambardon me on dat seat.after 30 mins one of dem just said mr.man what do u understand by factor of safety,only dis one i could say something,ok thank u.we will contact u ,i was so demoralized and dey were still laughing.

Tribalism apart,Hausa easy well well,during d NYSC in d north my students thaught me hausa and within 5 month i could hear,read and understand 65% and speak 40%.my friend dat serve in d east cannot even hear d fundamental of ibo lang.talkless of speaking it.i think Yoruba takes d second position after hausa follow by others

@poster ,Do u like hotel receptionist 35k

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I reveived d messg as well,i cant understand.what i want to do is i want to send dem via d same email i send d cv to dem,i know lagos would be part of d centres,I reveived d messg as well,i cant understand.what i want to do is i want to send dem via d same email i send d cv to dem,i know lagos would be part of d centres,I reveived d messg as well,i cant understand.what i want to do is i want to send dem via d same email i send d cv to dem,i know lagos would be part of d centres,

The mechanism of inter governmental relations has been characterize by accrimony,the system has been vitiated and thrown into political oblivion in ondo state.mimiko is a good man to be precise i had an encunter with him as the SSG under adefarati administration.but d fact still remains dat there is no significant improvement in d level of development in ondo state,uneployment of youth increased geometrically,lack of good roads,poor water supply,poverty level is on increase and will keep on shouting iroko dat shouldnt be d bone of contension whoever dat emerge let dem bring significant transformstion into d state.i rest my case, ondo o ni baje oooo!!!!!

foyeks2001: Make flood no just try show-face 4 Abj o cos me no fit swim o

while u no pray for d whole country,while only abuja.ur village nko,ego too much for u

Hope ur guy never dey do d ff;
1.shit 4 body
2.snurring
3.bed wetting
4.cracking or noisy while drinking water
5.dipping d bread inside d tea
6.mixing d entire white rice n stew b4 eating
7.using d tip of d finger to remove meat hang frm d teat n eat
8.licking d plate with his tongue
9.cracking d bone n suck out d marrow
10.bitting d crown of d bottle n put it in2 d bottle of coke
11.vomiting out d phlem from d mouth or nose in public
IF UR GUY DIDN'T DO MORE DAN 3 OF D FF.DAT MEAN UR OWN BETTER GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIMHope ur guy never dey do d ff;
1.shit 4 body
2.snurring
3.bed wetting
4.cracking or noisy while drinking water
5.dipping d bread inside d tea
6.mixing d entire white rice n stew b4 eating
7.using d tip of d finger to remove meat hang frm d teat n eat
8.licking d plate with his tongue
9.cracking d bone n suck out d marrow
10.bitting d crown of d bottle n put it in2 d bottle of coke
11.vomiting out d phlem from d mouth or nose in public
IF UR GUY DIDN'T DO MORE DAN 3 OF D FF.DAT MEAN UR OWN BETTER GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIMHope ur guy never dey do d ff;
1.shit 4 body
2.snurring
3.bed wetting
4.cracking or noisy while drinking water
5.dipping d bread inside d tea
6.mixing d entire white rice n stew b4 eating
7.using d tip of d finger to remove meat hang frm d teat n eat
8.licking d plate with his tongue
9.cracking d bone n suck out d marrow
10.bitting d crown of d bottle n put it in2 d bottle of coke
11.vomiting out d phlem from d mouth or nose in public
IF UR GUY DIDN'T DO MORE DAN 3 OF D FF.DAT MEAN UR OWN BETTER GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIM

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It happend during d NYSC orientation camp in fika,yobe state b4 d boko haram insurgency.i went to d bush to deficate as a 'pako' guy and as a result of d malodourous nature of d toilets.i just went to d bush gently,i never knew there was a particular girl at one corner in d bush doing d samething,i was shocked when i set my eyes on her and i've already exposed my thing completly,she pretended as if she didn't see anything,she left immediatly and i was ashamed with myself.i tried to overcome my shame b4 d camping ended because alot of strange things happened in d camp,imagine most set of corp members in dat camp were rogged,i couldn't believe my eyes seeing guys and ladies taking their bath outside at d back of male and female hostels respectively,stirring at one another shamelessly bc d hostels were closed, i never had dat experience seeing some group of girls taking their bath outside,exposing every every shamelessly stirring at guys laughing,guys did same thing with their john thomas exposed.

I can't open joint account. I can't play away match with her unless she comes to anfield. I can't help her to wash under wears

My nephew just want me to advice him on choosing between BSC physics or HND electrical electronics eng.after spending 4 years in pursuing university admission for electrical electronics eng.no result,he decided to go to polytechnic for electrical electronics eng,now he has finished ND programme,he obtained direct entry form into university.the prof.in charge told him dat he can only be offered PHYSICS into 200 level.now he's contemplating choosing between BSC physics or going back for HND elect/elect,since he has more passion for elect/elect.house pls.endeavour to drop ur contributions without sentiment.[b]My nephew just want me to advice him on choosing between BSC physics or HND electrical electronics eng.after spending 4 years in pursuing university admission for electrical electronics eng.no result,he decided to go to polytechnic for electrical electronics eng,now he has finished ND programme,he obtained direct entry form into university.the prof.in charge told him dat he can only be offered PHYSICS into 200 level.now he's contemplating choosing between BSC physics or going back for HND elect/elect,since he has more passion for elect/elect.house pls.endeavour to drop ur contributions without sentiment.[/b]My nephew just want me to advice him on choosing between BSC physics or HND electrical electronics eng.after spending 4 years in pursuing university admission for electrical electronics eng.no result,he decided to go to polytechnic for electrical electronics eng,now he has finished ND programme,he obtained direct entry form into university.the prof.in charge told him dat he can only be offered PHYSICS into 200 level.now he's contemplating choosing between BSC physics or going back for HND elect/elect,since he has more passion for elect/elect.house pls.endeavour to drop ur contributions without sentiment.

Is it surveying & geoinformatics

Nov.16

Guys all depends on individual diffrences and perspective,to my own cognizance there is no big deal being a truck driver.d most important thing is d pay and d confidence.lest i forget,a lot of bsc/HND graduates mechanical engineers were employed to do d job of apprentice,technician e.t.c,.we dismantle machines clading in a dirty velvet call overalls,just like road side mechanic.'watin concern indian man with BSC/HND' yet a lot of graduates under dis category still submit their cv's almost every day in dis our low paid company.d fact still remains dat,if dangote can pay me well i wouldn't mind d kind of job, be it truck driver,in respective of my status.as a mechanical engineer it is plus for me to put in my cv a truck driver with dangote.we've done a lot of more risk job with indian dat is more harder dan truck driving just to make both end meet.is not easy to survive in lagos with low income,a lot of responsibility besiege me,to mary na war,i'm looking fwd to receive dangote call jare.

wasik: Get exposed to the use and application of the following plant and piping software.
• BENTLY AUTOPIPE FOR STRESS ANALYSIS.
• AutoCAD.
. CAEPIPE.
• PDMS.

Prerequisite: Basic knowledge of AutoCAD.

The training would amongst others focus on:
• Basic piping and plant terminologies.
• Pipe Fittings: Elbows, Flanges, Valves, Reducers, Tees, Caps, etc.
• Pipe size and method of joining pipe.
• Pound rating/Class of flanges.
• Codes and specification.
• Equipment Design (Using standard equipment module such as heat exchangers, compressors, storage tanks, pumps, reboilers etc. and also using primitives to design the equipment.
• Consistency checks.
• Structures.
• Piping and Instrument diagrams.

Also available are:
• Training Manual.
• Piping Ebooks.
• Design/Plant Diagrams.

Project: At the end of the training, a project involving the design of a prototype project would be given.
CONTACT: 08039316435 OR 08156046492

Hw much ? Na part time training or full time?

wasik: Get exposed to the use and application of the following plant and piping software.
• BENTLY AUTOPIPE FOR STRESS ANALYSIS.
• AutoCAD.
. CAEPIPE.
• PDMS.

Prerequisite: Basic knowledge of AutoCAD.

The training would amongst others focus on:
• Basic piping and plant terminologies.
• Pipe Fittings: Elbows, Flanges, Valves, Reducers, Tees, Caps, etc.
• Pipe size and method of joining pipe.
• Pound rating/Class of flanges.
• Codes and specification.
• Equipment Design (Using standard equipment module such as heat exchangers, compressors, storage tanks, pumps, reboilers etc. and also using primitives to design the equipment.
• Consistency checks.
• Structures.
• Piping and Instrument diagrams.

Also available are:
• Training Manual.
• Piping Ebooks.
• Design/Plant Diagrams.

Project: At the end of the training, a project involving the design of a prototype project would be given.
CONTACT: 08039316435 OR 08156046492

Hw much ? Na part time training or full time?

I read mechanical engineering,have 2 years experience on biscuit packaging machines as a technician.i think i can work on heavy duty equipment, more so i'll like to work in construction firm or any other lucrative engineering firm

I'm 30.in need of a girl frm south west who resides in lag.slim,not too short,at least 50% beautiful .i'm tired of distance relationship,complexion doesn't matter.age btw 22-29.i'm slim,dark and averagely tall,gsm-08182983698

U can work in telecomm industries as fibre optician,network implementation officer,technical switching officer etc.(2) u can work in NIGERIA AIRSPACE MANAGEMENT AGENT (NAMA) (3) u can work as a lectural,teacher.(4)u can work in federal ministry of science and technology.(5)u can work at standard organization of nigeria (SON) .(6) u can also work along with geophysicist at d oil derricks.i'll tel u more later,I'm going out right away.